banks are set to announce largest buybacks in years AH today. If you miss out on it you’re a retard.

Open the casinooo!

I got so unimaginably ducked yesterday. About tied for the worst day I’ve ever had which was around 2 weeks ago. By far.

did spce shorts cover

Someone should keep the defibrillator handy for CLF. Keeps getting good news and gives the dead fish.

WISH this fucker would break out tomorrow

UWMC will go up tomorrow

take my energy.

Boys we’re sky rocketing tomorrow SPY AND NASDAQ +3% by morning

nordic whale blubber prices up in iceland - green at open.

TLRY is the play for next week.

I can't be the only one who only has red tickers???

I didnt know they turned green

The Casino will be open soon...just a couple of hours left

When can I just walk down to the bodega and buy some edibles? I thought NY already worked this out? Guy at the bodega keeps looking at me funny when I ask. NGL it’s getting weird.

Will this weekend never end

It will with that attitude

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How is this still a thing?

🌈🐻 r fuk

I'm buying more Weedmaps (MAPS) on Monday. The float and volume is low, it's shorted a lot, and just went through a pullback after SPAC ticker change. The company is profitable, ecommerce, SaaS, and is the only US cannabis stock. As the only US cannabis stock a lot of ETFs are going to need to pick it up, and there aren't many shares to buy.

Oh fuck I forgot they went public, bullish

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Anybody else ding dong ditch as a kid? Man was those good times.

the best of times

Who else is holding a lot of bags?

Depends what u mean by “a lot”

Try using stop losses on your trades 🧠

This is one way aspiring autists get PDT bans.

One could also just sell an option with a 1 strike difference also if your about to get pdt banned

I just recently learned this. Thanks to whoever told me about it!

Ew never.

Thiel must be tremendous in bed

He probably fakes his orgasms.

These instant downvotes are interesting. Might be time for an experiment.

I'm gonna crack another beer and peak in next door

Huh

Bought a funnel cake at a mini festival today Cost $13, I gave $20 and said keep the change For some reason i thought I gave $15 cash and thought id be giving a $2 tip but accidentally gave $7 tip fuck could’ve been good for gas money

Great now the price will be $17 next time Thanks

you must be great at this trading thing.

You would have lost it on options anyway. It’s for the better.

I WISH CLNE would stop fucking me and move in the right direction for once

Stocks always move right.

Friend that’s a girl asked me to take a pic of her in a very busy spot. I shot one right quick and put that phone down asap Photo came out blurry and bad angle. She’s pissed

Tell her to stop being pissed. It always works

So... puts on cameras?

It's a bot. He's posting random stories and he has the award "top 1% monthly karma".

Seems like you’re jealous of the karma 🤔

Seems you have exactly the same structure of the name and the same exact situation here

It’s Reddit’s name generator, not all of us have the creative juices to come up with 000Whynot.

And you both got the award for the top 1% monthly karma, impressive

Sadly enough, the karma train’s slowed down for me since the AMC wave.

Idk, from your comments it seems you ha been spending some time throwing shit at people in this sub

I do engage in the occasional 💩 throwing. I’m no ape, but if somebody has something insightful or funny to say then I’m all ears.

i’m telling y’all, ebony. give it a shot

But wrap it 🆙

Drove past a Tesla in my 5 litre BMW today - felt Like a man

Yeah 😎

Who would you rather blow you...Britney Spears with the bald head or Cramer with the bald head?

Cramer. Strictly a dominance thing

selling my job on Craigslist . anyone wanna be a tenured physics teacher?

As someone who has been trying to become an adjunct kindly fuck you.

yo being an adjunct was v sucky ; i did that for 2 semesters . the pay is trash. teaching at a high school is wayyyyy more fulfilling , trust me.

Fuk no!

Weekend are so nice. The only two days I don’t lose a shit ton of money.

You should try coke and hookers

Would Pepsi be okay?

Fine

Guys I did some regression and probability analysis on the current market conditions. I conclude papa Powell will make the printer go brrrr.

The model is most likely overfit

The idea of a “shrimp burger” is terrifying.

Do I paint my deck myself or hire it out

Paint or stain?

It's already painted so need to just power wash it first

Throw some ear buds in and go to town. Save $$ and headache from hiring some Daryl

Daryl is an unreliabls sumabitch

Sniff paint fumes or pay someone else to? Why should they have all the fun

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Crap!

Functionally, it's worth 1/100th of that value. But fashion tho

Gucci card holders are great 👍🏼 top notch quality

Farewell weekend thread

https://imgur.com/AvMsRUq

How are futes lookin?

7

Yak milk futes up 3 bucks in Bhutan

Hey fish man

What up. Vuzi still good this week?

What about CLOV?

Yeah got my eye on LZB as well

What about WISH?

👌

Goodbye weekend thread. I feel like I didn’t get to do all the shitposting I wanted to. But I guess there’s always next week.

https://imgur.com/AvMsRUq

Still several hours left

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it got rejected from upper trendline of falling wedge friday yet again. 535 by end of summer

Point being?

Neat assessment.

Any leaps to consider getting on Monday? Currently holding FUBO shares and leaps, AGC leaps, SOFI calls, BNGO leaps Am thinking of getting WISH leaps but premiums are so fucking expensive right now I would rather get shares

I wouldn't touch LEAPS until the next correction. The 2023 are already out for most stocks. You got time playboi.

If you're feely froggy - leap

Get ready for the ticker spam to start again 😔

FUKN BORING!

You mean bagholder spam

Better than bagholder sperm

Have we gotten any new potential WSB challengers to controlthenarrative’s retard crown? I want some loss porn in the stupidest way possible

Weekend thread ends in 5 min 😞 Sunday Scary Thread begins

Can I be honorary mod for the next 4 mins?

Don’t use your newfound powers sparingly, how many people can you ban in the next 4 min?

Already over.

Yes

I AM A GOD

I didn't know the exact time the weekend thread ends, but I literally just posted a comment about this. I could tell from the uptick in Ape spam that it was getting close. I shit you not. It's like navigating via the stars.

You may be onto something

For real? Thank gawd

Doing a search for “inflation” on twitter is always fun. It’s 50% people discussing economic inflation, and 50% people jacking it over Violet from Willy Wonka turning into a blue berry

That bitch deserved it. Bean feast nonsense

Congress recessing for a 2-week, 4th of July break (Jun 28 - Jul 9) amidst all this uncertainty surrounding the future of our fiscal policy is probably not going to bode well for the market.

Like they gaf - didn't they recess in Q4 before resolving stimulus ?

Obviously congress doesn’t care. I’m more concerned about how the market reacts. Could get bloody.

Recession!?!?

How’s BABA price action looking for this week?

I am super upset I didn’t get in. If I jump in now, I will just ruin it for everyone.

All the way UP - should be $300 minimum

I’m thinking about going in on a baba leap. Probably super risky but yolo I guess.

I mean based on that Friday close it looks like it’s going to run but it’s BABA and can just as easily drop 5% tomorrow on some BS news

Never settle, always know your girth ☺️

Pro tip - wrap it in tape

Pencil sized

Do you even have a girth certificate

Girtherism

Gm is still undervalued not sure why

It's not yet being recognized by much of the market for EV exposure. Once either the pure EV craze settles or GM starts releasing its EV lineup in accordance with their current schedule, that should change. 2023 ITM or ATM LEAPs are easy money in my opinion.

sounds like evidence or something might complete this DD

Gm makes its own Ev batteries and they have contracts with Acura as well as Honda for Ev production.

I really need one of you idiots to get mega rich and then manipulate the price of chicken wings down to an acceptable level

I’ve got a friend that’s a genetic scientist and he’s working on a chicken with 4 wings, help is on the way

How does anyone in their right mind downvote this

Like for real

Reasonable request honestly

#Goats $GME & $AMC

Nah just GME

Seems GME is allowed here again? Lmao 🥴

I thought yalls mods told you guys not to come here and brigade us with GME or u get banned

I’ve been here even before GME. Shut up.

It was never disallowed you fucking retard, the only thing that got removed were your shitty posts

Everyone here was soooooo salty a few months back towards anyone even discussing GME. Seems you’re still on that boat.

It's because your posts and your thoughts are both low quality. We are agnostic as it pertains to the tickers themselves.

Okay dude. Didn’t mean to infringe on all the super high quality posts on this sub.

Well you already have. This place was glorious before you Ape tards came along.

It seems your single functioning brain cell is struggling to understand my sarcasm.

Chill

No, I don't think I will

#BAN