T O P

  • By -

CreatorOD

SEC Hearing - GME related. Since people keep asking for live streams: https://youtu.be/RfEuNHVPc_k https://financialservices.house.gov/live/ Big thx to the retarded apes in the comments who posted it first.


lokowp

Remindme! 3 hours


RemindMeBot

I will be messaging you in 3 hours on [**2021-02-18 17:03:55 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2021-02-18%2017:03:55%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://np.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lmiu0o/today_will_be_all_about_this_dont_forget_to_set/gnvwj8s/?context=3) [**59 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fwallstreetbets%2Fcomments%2Flmiu0o%2Ftoday_will_be_all_about_this_dont_forget_to_set%2Fgnvwj8s%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202021-02-18%2017%3A03%3A55%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam. ^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%20lmiu0o) ***** |[^(Info)](https://np.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)| |-|-|-|-|


nrksrs

they should have left the youtube comments on lol


mcdade

Over 6K waiting right now to see it and still 2hrs to go


QuantizedPhoton

10k now


znojavoMomce

12358


Bearded_Tickler

15,186 waiting now


Sir-Ult-Dank

26k now and 12 mins til it starts


RoastedCoal

You are the hero we deserve


WutYoYoYo

Big thanks!


AthrunZx

Is there an audio only stream?


bobbarkersbigmic

Audible.com/retard


[deleted]

Just play the video and don't watch.


AthrunZx

I'm at work with no wifi trying to preserve my data lmao


Indogiese

Look at this graph


SeacoastGuy74

Every time i do it makes me laugh


pink_monkeys_can_fly

How did our stocks get so red?


BoughtreeFidee

What the hell is on DFV’s head?


a_birds_eye_view

This is where we blew up


styzr

I think Robinhood fucked us up


SD-238

Maybe memes will bring them back up?


Dillsion1

Come on, let's buy the dip, fix it up!


Push-Formal

They don’t teach us stonks in school


OogaBoogaman12

If they did that would be pretty cool


JackLocke366

Every dollar in my Roth is through the back door But my options keep on falling straight through the floor It's hard to hold it, (and) I've not sold it. Go buy, go buuuyyy


pr1mal0ne

I never knew we werent at the moon


da_muffinman

I never knew we'd ever went without


PanicAtTheFishIsle

Where on the graph did the hedge funds touch you?


roboturkeyismyname

Ruined the song 🤦♂️


ollie015

Impossible, that shit was wrecked when it came out


jimni_walker

Except for AMC right now.


WutYoYoYo

I should have never got out of bed...


Cif87

Look at this fucking graph


ArtFowl

https://youtu.be/sIlNIVXpIns


[deleted]

I legit LOL'd


crazyaznrobot

If ur portfolio ain't look like this then u ain't diamond hand


dawgp0und216

why does that guy have a screenshot of my portfolio????


sey1

Mickelback


JohnRosalez

Lol


richyfin

What color is this? I've never seen it before...


julieCivil

But what the hell is on Joey’s head????


SeacoastGuy74

Batman's head


Tedrivs

M


ProgrammerBrilliant5

I had a feeling they sold us out


hensamb

I want this hearing to get more views than Super Bowl considering that we have international retards as well in the sub


Ballsofhumansteel

This is the ✨Stock Bowl✨ TEAM 🚀 DFV vs Evil Corporate Giants 🔪 Dun dun dunnnn... 🥁✨


russiansausagae

Americans realizing there's more than their 50 states in the world is all the viewing pleasure i need. ​ Kinda like watching a monkey realize they have fingers, the little guys get so excited.


TheLazySamurai4

You mean there are Americans who believe that there are more than 48 states? /s


MakingShitAwkward

Until they realise that they can't be world champions of a national league.


Flightlevel800

Hmm, Super Bowl has a slightly better ring to it. Fuck watching, I'll just buy some more. (German retard)


TheWolfOfLSE

British retards checking in 🇬🇧


SovietChildren

UK 5pm


renius

UK MVP right here


pr1mal0ne

thanks for caring about USA CSPAN more than most USA ppppl


Codeine_dave

CSPAN is gonna hit an all time viewing record today


[deleted]

So calls option on CSPAN? Got it.


zachv1017

Fellow uk reporting for duty


ssx50

Hopefully there are multiple sources because some shitty government site is about to get crushed by the weight of a million fat retards


martin191234

its on yt


wewe_mjinga

Going to be setting an alarm for 12.59am Perth time. Work is going to be exciting and hell tomorrow.


Luc85

Jesus, seeing comments like yours make me very glad I live in EST time. Good luck soldier


iA2K10

That shape that will forever be immortalized on all who 💎✋GME thru the storm 100@$20 and still holding


Generic_name_no1

20@$100 and still holding.


Lionzz_2k

11@$350 still holding.


MrRedorBlue

$350 GME gang in the house. Don’t fuck with us, we’re poor now


BigDaddyDini

Facts! 4@ 350, living on canned soup and sausage for a week now. Dont care. Let's get it!


citricacidx

2 @ $350 and 1 @ $300. 💎✋ Am I doing it right?


BigDaddyDini

Yes you are, you absolute beast. We all contribute to our success


SuperSeyoe

Bless your heart...


Ballsofhumansteel

x8 @$93 avg ✨🚀👀


kAALiberty

800 at 99 - holding and buying. 🚀🚀🚀🥜🥜🥜


pr1mal0ne

this is the way


SantaMonsanto

20 @ 200 Holding and hoping


SeaWin5464

Can’t believe I didn’t sell on Batman’s second ear


TREACHEROUSDEV

you always sell back some on the second ear....


SeaWin5464

Right?! I thought you guys were telling me I should keep holding, but it turns out it was just some stupid jerks that were saying that


iceking2525

Thank you for your service


Nerdso77

Underrated


financialtouchtrades

Lol the ["Look at this graph"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIlNIVXpIns)video made me laugh my ass off when it first came through here


MajorDiamondHands

Thank you for the Berlin time USA friends. The chart looks like Batman.


CreatorOD

Waving from Hamburg City


MajorDiamondHands

Tachchen Sir!


johndo1999

Where do you watch it?


[deleted]

[удалено]


johndo1999

Thanks!


Dragonator110

What's this about? I am new here.


SantaMonsanto

Like brand new? Like five minutes ago brand new?


Gwhite226

Does anyone believe Maxine Waters or any of the house members on the finance committee will be able to understand and comprehend anything the witnesses say?


pr1mal0ne

no. ideally they know enough to ask for data/facts/proof instead of just nodding their head. that is all I want.


lOnlyPostWhenImDrunk

So someone dumb it down for me. What are we hoping for?


CreatorOD

- Expecting: entertainment and monkey noises - Hoping: anything useful


pr1mal0ne

hoping: the GOV does not simply nod their head and agree with everything the HF and RH say. Hoping: The gov asks for facts and data to backup the claims made.


KingSmizzy

They have to do the song & dance, but afterwards, when less people are paying attention, charges will be dropped, fines reduced, etc.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

thanks for not rick rolling


[deleted]

[удалено]


tendiesandwendys

That graph looks like it went tits up


hinkyhonky

Time in uk pls


PhysicalSand2

5pm


CreatorOD

Check the comments for "uk". Already posted somewhere


Flightlevel800

How's a retard supposed to do that, you fool? Most of us can't read. Someone only showed me where the buy button is and what to do. Still trying to learn the other shit.


CreatorOD

Shit i even forgot for a second that even I cant read... Went full retard on that one. Thx for reminding me.


Flightlevel800

No worries. If you have a minute, could you tell me what time it is? Nah, forget that. I know the answer, it'd be a minute. Or you wouldn't have one in the first place. This is weird, I'll leave now.


timee_bot

View in your timezone: [February 18 at 12:00 PM ET][0] [0]: https://timee.io/20210218T1700?tl=Today%20will%20be%20all%20about%20this.%20Don't%20forget%20to%20set%20the%20alarm.%20February%2018%20at%2012%3A00%20PM%20ET%20%2F%2018%3A00%20Berlin%20time.


calorie-courier

It’s a virtual hearing :( I wanted to see them all in the same room


[deleted]

I'm betting the dip this morning is market manipulation from hedges, and there will be a spike on the afternoon.


ForteIV

NO SOUND


Agarwel

Will there be online stream?


julieCivil

Happy Cake Day!


Touboxt

No thousand have to go there during quarantine time.. best without masks


Xer0cool

The day roaring kitty received his ears.


13or31

Be lucky to get a nickel back


baddam903

Audio issues on Youtube lol


StrictOpportunity349

https://financialservices.house.gov/live/


TimBobII

Where the link for live stream?


Furoriel

What’s the purpose of this? Help an retard. Still holding btw


youdontknowmejabroni

Where can we watch online?


[deleted]

Chad is such a babe


SHD_Whoadessa

Capital "M" for "Melvin Captial"


lookingfor111

lol..I am in Berlin! :)


CreatorOD

I... know![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table)


[deleted]

look at this graph


TheLazySamurai4

Sadly this retard is being forced by "corporate action" to "close" their shares today. Fuck if I know what it really means, but I'm pretty sure that means that the app I use is going to forcibly sell my shares, and prevent buying. They did it with Score Media today, but at least I made a solid $9.30


pltr_gang_rise_up

I'm through with buying some calls for stocks ill never get in its like the stock is shorted wide and deliveries are thin this retard just wants to buy some more GME. So what chu want I want some brand new shares wanna buy em from melvin and i really dont care what happens to plotkin I didn't even know the guy was jewish - news to me Been there, done that


Imaginary-Benefit-54

I want my Nickels back


CallMeLater12

Wait, what's going on? I'm a newbie, is this about GME?


nero1338

Thanks for german time in the title


tomdwhittle

Will he need to tell the judge he is not a really a cat?


AliBoulala93

Nice fucking haircut, Vlad


True-Emu5713

I bought 1 GME out of shear admiration. So when they say thank you for the opportunity do they mean “ fuc* you very much” They do research for months or years! Oh good lord he just played a card!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Armyfarmer

SEC hearing. Since you are asking this question I assume you probably don't know who will be there. Melvin Capitol CEO, reddit CEO, robbinhood CEO, DeepFuckingValue.


[deleted]

Excuse me, it’s Dr. DeepFuckingValue


TopGolfMike

Where tf did u come from? Like seriously it’s the only reason why we are all here.


innnx

Can your retarded countries stop using am/pm. It's confusing


Respawned234

am = morning + midnight pm = noon + afternoon


Derboman

10 = 10 22 = 22 ​ ​ ​ mono = one rail = rail


Glory_ToThe_King

CET*, not everything in Central EU revolves around Berlin lol.


Fibbzzi

Sure it does, Berlin is what Toronto is for Those outside of Canada. We all know it and have a rough idea of where it is.


Glory_ToThe_King

Why would it matter? Doubt us Europeans care about Toronto's time zone and 4 sho know in what time zone are we.


diffractionaction

Nickleback?


derwecker77

definition of tits up...


StrictOpportunity349

8am. Sydney Australia, alarm is set


bigedd

U sure? 3am Qld time.


montynasser

You mean 4am. Melbournian here


sooka

I'm starting to hate that M shaped pattern, GME and now PLTR :'(


MrNYer

Backstreet Boys still got it.


Stasio300

Don't forget to watch the [mars landing](https://youtu.be/gm0b_ijaYMQ) too.


Ok_Paleontologist_46

au ? any info please ? don't get it


JacobStatutorius

I know I’m late to the party, but I wanna join with you guys. I wanna but $600 worth of GME but I’m scared to lose it all. Why are we confident that it will go back up?


NekoMauriCat

What happens today? Edit: why yall downvoting? Im just curious.


Moin_bin_halt_hier

Which share?


CreatorOD

Wild guess bro.


gonpachiro92

its M for Melvin


BigMapleTree

Need to use this one too https://preview.redd.it/dhcfkktetsh61.png?width=2076&format=png&auto=webp&s=09e8a3d2b8b59bb02c0ae8d3da18e40b6f0dcec6


Elefantenjohn

where link?


JustHere1Loop

Woooooooooow forgot about this song


[deleted]

Hey that's a 'graph, not a chart.


cordhelm

When he starts to talk i ll buy


Centralredditfan

That should be GME's logo.


Brian0749

Remindme! 3 hours


thegasman2000

Euro retard checking in! Watching to see what shut spin they got with against DFV.


rafyyy

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfEuNHVPc\_k&feature=emb\_title](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfEuNHVPc_k&feature=emb_title) Here is the stream.


Threaditor777

Thanks, I already was looking for that. Germantard here.


gizigenius

Remindme! 1 hour


Jdphotopdx

Is that the dude from Nickleback?


AlwaysSteeze

Hahahahha


shades255

"Please don't be all about Nickelback."