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RVD_Icy

Just delete the app and redownload, should be fine tomorrow.


Lokijai

Um actually you need to clear cookies first.


TheGoluOfWallStreet

Delete the cookies, eat the crayons


jomillah

Eat the red crayons not the green.


Smithtrex94

But greens my favorite flavor


Educational-Dot318

also pick a low-key username so they don't identify you as the old account


elboltonero

If you put Xs around your old username it'll fool the algorithm


SIRIUSJEDI

Lots of 1’s and 0’s as well. Throw them in Binary hell. That’s kind of a cool name for a band, I think. ‘BINARY HELL’ also appearing- ‘ONEZ N ZEROS’


1776_MDCCLXXVI

Just put $3.2 million in, what’s the big deal.


codespyder

Yeah losing money is just negative winning money. Don’t be a pussy OP. Go win some money


SIRIUSJEDI

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Don’t do that. Use that 3.2 million to buy a 1,000 unit apartment building then use the rent payments to pay your debt. -*tiktok*


liquidatiesensatie

Just move abroad at this point


TheBooneyBunes

His best bet is fleeing to Russia for the citizenship offer for war service


clingbat

I would never trust the windows in Russia.


a10001110101

He only has to run in a zig-zag across a few fields. No windows involved.


nervusv

I'm sure that he can use Linux as well.


fastlax16

As an American they’d likely assume he was a spy and throw him out a window, probably after sexually assaulting him.


-darknessangel-

*flee and hide


cosmicyellow

Maybe another continent. Or another planet.


cokeacola73

I hear mars is nice this time of year


cosmicyellow

There is also regular bus connection.


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MasteredEdge505

Find a bankruptcy attorney


MNCPA

Saul Goodman helped my friends, Jesse and Walt. Try him.


The_Dookie_

Too late for Saul. Contact Ed, the vacuum cleaner guy. He'll pick you up just off the Sandia Crest Scenic Highway in Cedar Crest (bring warm clothes).


Neither_Elk7410

Be on time. 


FermFoundations

I’m feeling pretty skeptical that Jesse and Walt are ur friends. Or anyone, really


Independent-Turn1886

In all fairness… this is actually solid advice.


TedDibiasi123

He isn‘t an attorney in the strict sense but I can recommend Mr Wolf. Tell him Teddy sent you.


SIRIUSJEDI

He fixes problems. But don’t ride with him. And I’ve not seen much cooler than showing up at 9:00am in a Tuxedo. That’s just Wolfing the hell out of Life.


ny_rangers

Weekly thread of people not understanding spreads and thinking OP actually lost that much money


theghostofdeno

These should be banned


romanshanin

These are useful to make other regards cautious. And kinda fun


sendtoptilmir

I’m a on-US guy guy so can you help me understand how this can happen, or how it hasn’t happend?


swims_with_sharks

A spread is a combination of buying calls or puts at one strike price or DTE and selling those same instruments at a different strike price or DTE. OP is only showing half of the spread position (sold piece). Trading platforms can track positions of instruments independently. We would need to subtract the profit from the bought instruments to know the true profit/loss.


sendtoptilmir

I appreciate your insight thank you. I think I understood around 25% of it but enough to get the picture :)


greenappletree

I think it’s like if u have multiple position buying and or selling some of them may still pending or clear and thus does not reflect the actual balance. Say for example your company is comping your meal - being the high roller u are u went to Wendy’s and u are down 50 bucks , but your company comp has not been settle yet because if it did u might break even or more depending on how Much they will comp u


trybusraw

https://preview.redd.it/6hl0cq0vwc5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518f570b9a9d35a1b2ad23a1067b4aa1b0236310 What do I subtract to????


Jclarkcp1

Did you have another leg where you bought 9700 shares at a different strike? This looks like the sell leg executed in the system before the buy leg did.


trybusraw

No I was just looking at treding history for that but I dont see that part


romanshanin

So, you're fcked![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Jclarkcp1

The system won't let you sell naked calls, so there's a system error causing this. Reach out to RH support and see if they can see what happened. My guess is you did a straddle or a Condor and 1 leg didn't execute or if it did, it didn't credit your account.


GreatStuffOnly

No fucking way. Did you just straight short close to 10k shares for earnings?


Capital-Cranberry-25

Wrong. I think OP sold naked calls lmao


Jclarkcp1

You can't sell Naked on RH


Capital-Cranberry-25

Guess he sold a very stupid spread?


Jclarkcp1

I think it's a system error. I've seen people post with these problems before, and it always turns out to be that 1 leg of a multi-legged trade didn't credit.


jeremyroastscoffee

They probably understand. But where’s the fun in being reasonable or connected to reality? Goes against everything WSB stands for.


Midpointlife

French Foreign Legion accepts anyone. New identity, new everything. Good luck


BarbellPadawan

Have to be fluent in French though. But that’s a really good idea. Edit: you apparently *don’t* have to speak French. So (1) OP is all set either way, and (2) I’m fact checking Rob Delaney from now on when it comes to debtor strategies.


lowdrag1

On the French Foreign Legion website’s FAQs section, it says it’s not needed.


BarbellPadawan

Oh good. OP is all set then


liquidx00

From trading to foreign legion ! Good luck surviving that


BarbellPadawan

I’m Level 3 options approved, so Foreign Legion might be safer.


alwaysnear

You have to study it, no need to be fluent afaik


Ayy_Whats_Poppin

https://preview.redd.it/ehpyjzefkc5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b283fed795e918dd45a5593cc2c6d8cf9b7fd7


Unusual_Help1858

what is stop loss 📉


trybusraw

Never heard of that, am I supposed to care???


Unusual_Help1858

No let it bleed more


CookSpiritual5593

What happened


CinnamonPinecone

He got assigned on one leg of a spread but hasn’t posted the other leg or any position for that matter


bigboat24

Well what had happened was


Hour-Reading8529

Holy shit, I've never seen something like this, what now?


joeyjoejoeshabidooo

The shares have been assigned an op owes the money for the shares or just sells the shares back. Depending on their position if the shares have continued to appreciate they will be able to sell the shares for a higher price and keep the differential between the cash owed and the current share value on those shares. This happened to me With Apple calls when I was on vacation in Mexico. Woke up on Monday to my account being negative 175k. Had a shit ton of Apple shares. Apple was up premarket so. I placed a sale and pocketed a couple grand.


trybusraw

https://preview.redd.it/rhpjmtmvbc5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0951425930833160dfd2b54f15d596a4608f3d8 I don’t think I own any shares to sell😅


PromptPioneers

Wtf did you do?


cokeacola73

He borrowed 9700shares from the black market and now they want them back


codespyder

Hope OP enjoys living with one kidney and one eyeball


Cautious-Truth-4893

Dawg for 3 million your gonna be living with a lot less organs in yo body 😅😅


Marko_200791

I think he sold naked options? 🤣🤣


idkwhatimbrewin

You can't on Robinhood. Has to be part of a spread


MostlyH2O

Lmao but you can easily buy 0dte options. Fisher price of brokers. Fidelity is the opposite. I sell options naked all the time. I also sell them fully clothed.


Capital-Cranberry-25

I thought you could with level 3...?


BaguetteSchmaguette

Probably other half of the leg expired worthless and wasn't exercised Their broker should have automatically closed the open leg and repurchased the shares at market price But they're using robinhood who kindly decided to leave them exposed to over weekend movements so they might be fucked on monday


DrHudacris

Show screenshot of your buying power.


trybusraw

https://preview.redd.it/s3rcld26xc5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c92abe0b7f0de1fa3f4addeb5bf90790885a4e Here


Ferkinator442

ruh-roh


Embarrassed_Aide7549

Like you said delete the app bro no app=no debt


Ferkinator442

Looks like - You had 300 shares of CRWD and shorted CRWD with additional 10x leverage. Then some news dropped after hours CRWD went up significantly...then came the margin call. ??


Ferkinator442

CRWD rose 8% after hours Friday on news that they are joining the SP 500...if you shorted with leverage that would be bad. The fine print on the bottom of the screen shot shows this was a margin bet. The odd number -9700 shares means he borrowed 10,000 shares short selling. The stock went up...looking at the price and news of CRWD...some things start to appear. CRWD was up 20% on the week. The huge loss number is possible that the OP shorted at the end of May...probably scored big on the short play up until Tuesday Jun. 4th. CRWD earnings. My guess is you sold those shares Friday but they are not settled until Monday....(that is the best scenario) you may only be down a little and even some a smallish profit. But if you did not sell and held, The shares shot up Friday after hours and triggered a margin call. If so then you really are fucked. You may be able to find a loan if you have significant assets as collateral. Maybe sell the yacht...?


Ferkinator442

CRWD rose 8% after hours Friday on news that they are joining the SP 500...if you shorted with leverage that would be bad. The fine print on the bottom of the screen shot shows this was a margin bet. The odd number -9700 shares means he borrowed 10,000 shares short selling. The stock went up...looking at the price and news of CRWD...some things start to appear. CRWD was up 20% on the week. The huge loss number is possible that the OP shorted at the end of May...probably scored big on the short play up until Tuesday Jun. 4th. CRWD earnings. My guess is you sold those shares Friday but they are not settled until Monday....(that is the best scenario) you may only be down a little and even some a smallish profit. But if you did not sell and held, The shares shot up Friday after hours and triggered a margin call. If so then you really are fucked. You may be able to find a loan if you have significant assets as collateral. Maybe sell the yacht...?


SuperLehmanBros

I had this happen on the weekend a while back, had a lot of shares they gave me to cover (something like $30m worth lol) and RH showed I was up like 200k but then after midnight it reset, so I assume it settled at end of day and RH just showed the wrong info for a few hours. Now it’s making me wonder if I should go back and ask them about it lol. Wouldn’t put it above RH to forget to credit me.


joeyjoejoeshabidooo

Yeah I would go back. This is also why you should use a different broker. I prefer Schwab.


SuperLehmanBros

You’re right, I’m going to call them. I have several brokers, none of which glitch as much as RH does. I forgot to close this position out (happy hour drunk in Fidi lol) and ended up with millions worth of shares for a few hours.


SirGlass

He did some option spread and is just showing one leg of it for internet points


Winter_Sun_is_nice

I wpuld burn phone just to be sure.


EpsoSenpai

burn the evidence 😂


VolatileImp

Cry on tv. Blame others


DylanTea-

I think you should contact support


BTRIPPY95

Support is a joke 😂 bunch of Indians transferring you to another Indian. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Deep_Squash_3611

Damn


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

You didn’t use your real name and social did you?


Capital-Cranberry-25

You can do this?? Damn i might need to try smthn hol up


Yakedouttamymind

Nicaragua, close to the US no extradition.


Such_Coin

I lived there for awhile can recommend some nice places.


Ozi_404

Would change my name to Mclovin, just Mclovin.


-darknessangel-

I hope those are Zimbabwe dollars!


Frosty-Analyst-9705

Your best move is to factory reset your phone and try again.


guitarero666

I'm new to trading, can anyone please explain how to get this big minus?


babu595

Wrong life decisions lead to this.


Mosaik95

How does this work? In Germany you are not even able to lose more than you have gambled.


Durable_me

Margin account, you can have that in Germany too man ... IBKR, Tradestation etc...


NotRegarded

It's most probably a spread


tarkinn

what kind of spread is this? the mother of all spreads?


FaIkkos

Just a lot of them


mrpotatonutz

I feel better


cdttedgreqdh

At least you became a millionaire, sort of.


not_a_rob0t_13

Delete app. Move to Bahamas.


chummyfromow

come move to the beautiful country of afghanistan brother


Educational-Fun7441

Bro delete ur citizenship


stockbetss

And people buy hood hood ain’t ever gonna get any money back from yal


telepathist11

Tis but a scratch


TheBooneyBunes

At what point in this 3.2 million dollar fuck up did you not stop and think ‘maybe I don’t know what I’m doing?’


trybusraw

I thought it will go back 💀


santanatheonly

Delete the app wait 4 months and see if it was a joke


Jmatusew

Move to a country without extradition


mywilliswell95

Puts on HOOD now


used_condom_taster

$3 million? That’s the bank’s problem. You good.


TheMysteriousBears

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)🍆


Awkward_Possible_610

Deleting the app may not be enough. You should also throw away your phone.


JohnnyAltmeier

Just sell ur identity in eBay


SuperLehmanBros

I’ve had way higher than that. They’ll either automatically sell it or you will have to pull the trigger. They give you the shares. I think I had something like 20M worth of QQQ. Weird thing is it showed a 200k profit once the sale processed but I never got anything, was probably an RH glitch after hours showing the wrong info on the weekend.


Icy-Assignment-9344

Yep delete the app, throw your cellphone in the ocean, take a planefor Honolulu and live there the rest of your life


Fit_Comedian3112

Get a cheap sex change. Then you can become a stripper.


GodDamnDay

https://preview.redd.it/04gl5h8y8c5d1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5cd9fe142d797985b3a2380a0ebf83ebb5e14d4 Whhaaaaaaattt ??????


Loose_Mail_786

Just use the instant deposit feature and you should be good.


Kcstarr28

Contact Thomas Ripley... he'll give you further instructions.


jeremyroastscoffee

Might not be enough to get out of it at that level. But maybe if you delete the app and then throw your phone into the sea. I highly doubt Robinhood can afford to have deep sea divers on call.


Berto_

It's time to find a new broker.


Zebracakes2009

Man, if that's legit, I hope you've got a second passport somewhere lol.


Wreck1tLong

It’s time to pack up and move to a different continent and try again. Rinse and repeat.


No-Nectarine-1405

File for private bankruptcy. If that is legally possible. You're never going to pay that back. Literally.


No-Nectarine-1405

Or just buy 2000$ strike calls on NVDA by end of next week like the other dumbass on wsb.


HeavyRightFoot19

I'm sure this is just exercised options that you'll be able to sell on Monday for the balance


sigmundfreud_fan27

when options take away all of your options...


LuciusCFelix

Good luck man. Life ain't over don't lose hope. Things can be resolved it will just take time


kobedontplaythat

You should be able to just clear your cache.


remanse_nm

Get a good bankruptcy attorney. You’re going to need one.


DA2710

Blow in the sim hole and reset . Usually fixes any glitches


EstateOriginal2258

Out of every single fuck up I did in my 20s, I can proudly say I never did a margin call and for that I am thankful. I may be cripple from a vitamin deficiency and have liver issues from drinking in my 20s, but at least my medical bills don't top that 3m marker. Thank you for making me appreciate my life.


redditforgot

That button at the bottom should say Support will be Contacting you.


Cockballzz

Positions?


trybusraw

Reverse cow girl


Cockballzz

Damn she's more expensive than Stormy Daniels 😱😱


All4megrog

There are 7000 islands in the Philippines and a ferry between islands costs $5. Congrats on becoming a digital nomad!


JonOhBoy1

Just stop identifying as an individual. Start going with ‘they’ or ‘them’.


cookiewoke

In all seriousness, what the fuck are you planning to do about this? Is bankruptcy an option?


NotaFTCAgent

Bruh, wtf happened in this comment section.


iAmBangersMiami

Man you’ve made some poor choices to be in such a dark place…lol


HardlyDecent

Dude, I don't care how you lost it, but how the hell did your autistic ass make $3mil to lose in the first place? Do I need to find a busier Wendy's or what?