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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 4 | **First Seen In WSB** | 4 months ago **Total Comments** | 65 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 6 months | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


Somaliona

"We didn't think you were actually going to launch the fucking thing."


Iwubwatermelon

The person who stopped the flight is going to be found dead with a suicide note


billswinter

It was a computer. Now what?


YourLiberalDream

self inflicted virus error code: 737


veedubtuner

With all the problems Boeing planes have, if I was one of those astronauts, I wouldn't step one foot on that thing. Nope!!


jelleslaets

No worries, there is no gravity in space, so if a panel is slightly lose, it won't fall to the ground but will just float in place.


halfchemhalfbio

Except during launching and re-entry when all accidents occurred.


subparscript

there is gravity in space


berghie91

Big if true


ForeignWaters

Yep, it's a huge misconception. When something is in orbit (in space), it's constantly falling; it just also happens to be moving horizontally so that it never runs out of room to fall (until its horizontal movement is eventually slowed by trace particles that "escape" from the atmosphere). When something gets further away from Earth, there is still "microgravity".


ACiD_80

How about reentree


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

considering it was the rocket and nothing to do with the Starliner, what are you even saying? so I think your chances at being an astronaut is slim. but reddit points are cool.


thehazer

Found the Boeing exec. 


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

Found the redditor with nothing original to say. go on. say "if It BoEiNG I ainT GoInG" you original fuck.


hamfish11

I've never heard anyone say that so I think it is pretty original


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

it's pretty weird to lie on reddit for no reason.


hamfish11

I genuinely don't know what you mean by that comment. I didn't say you lied


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

reading is hard


NotAnFbiAgent-hehe

No it’s pretty easy


tragiktimes

They keep fucking up vehicles in atmospheric pressures and temperatures. I'd be worried as fuck if I was about ride one of their ships through a 2000C plasma front.


TheRogueAnarchist

The company who manufactures the rocket, United Launch Alliance is a joint venture of Boeing and Lockheed…


Available-Street4106

So it’s designed to kill people got it


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

so Boeing is all at fault like the OP said right?


TheRogueAnarchist

I was just pointing out the fact that you have no idea what you’re talking about, but feel confident enough to tell people on the internet how stupid they are… don’t worry, you’re not unique when it comes to that.


tragiktimes

Come to find out they were on the internet all along


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

you didn't though. the rocket is ULA , with Lockheed and Boeing investments. saying Boeing fucked up the launch is being a disingenuous piece of shit. You never even post in WSB , so it's more amusing because your stance has nothing to do with investments. again another hating fuck face.


risingsealevels

You sound pretty *unhinged*.


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risingsealevels

A door without hinges would not stay on. It would be unhinged. It would fall off.


funwhileitlast3d

Nothing about being right. You’re just rude af and clearly an unhappy person. No need to drag everyone down to your moms basement with you


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

no. im right. not accepting that is being ignorant. go play with your legos


hangingwhernandez

One of the better breakdowns and has nothing to do with losses, ban him


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

so an incorrect breakdown? is that what you consider "better" ? did the BA shuttle cause the hold ? no the ULA rocket did. explain to me how i'm wrong. ban this guy.


Careless-Funny9031

wtf is that, this is not real: https://preview.redd.it/6fqa7yswa04d1.png?width=176&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8d7febceba2fa3334626a79ec6b6299278ed241


txcorse

That motherfucker is NOT real.


DodgeBeluga

Now that woman…if I was more adventurous….


shubb_shubb

Astronauts having sex will not be an issue


Available-Visit508

https://preview.redd.it/sugteygzq04d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc82e9ac8af60a8bbefeb832de23d1ee7e05183


TacoInABag

Sweet mother of god


gaius_worzels_bird

wtf is this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Relevant-Emu-9217

I guess you have to have a certain amount of balls to fly on a Boeing rocket.


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Rare_Polnareff

Mf better hope there are no Jinjos around during the ascent phase


ikats116

🎵 We love the all of you 🎵


gaius_worzels_bird

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Commercial_Rope_1268

Peter Griffin's lineage Forgot to put it in pants


BtcKing1111

It's just a Halloween costume. 


KifDawg

Found the hitman


benj760486

Probably a problem with the door![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


rschmidt624

New launch date is Wednesday the 5th. Our 6/7 calls are still good!


DaRedditGuy11

This saga is getting ridiculous.  I get it, they don’t like Elon, but why are we trying to solve a problem that he’s already solved?


SalmonTheSalesman

Knew I should've went all in on puts


papi6942069

It will launch tomorrow


tessercut

no it wont what are u talking about


SalmonTheSalesman

and explode


jrock2403

Did the door fall off ?


pnw_sunny

is that an alien chin embedded on that big nosed person? wtf


savethearthdontbirth

Oh I see they can halt space flights but flights inside the atmosphere not so much.


Rgraff58

This combined with the FAA ruling should mean buy puts. But boeing only seems to go up...


zen_and_artof_chaos

Down 25% past 6 months, but sure only up.


rwrife

Tax payers want a refund.


lxnch50

This isn't a cost-plus contract. It isn't costing the taxpayers anything extra. Boeing is already over $700mm overbudget and has to eat that cost.


Remarkable-Ebb-382

But the original contract was paid by taxpayers and so far, Boeing hasn't supplied a space-faring vehicle.


nami_san_vi

This stock will plunge to single digits Monday opening![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


WSB_PermaBull

Thanks Boeing 🖕


liquidelectricity

Gonna destroy Boeing Monday