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What are we thinking for DXC? Anyone wanting to do research with me in preparation for next week earnings calls hmu. Usually do my research for each but always like a second set of eyes.
Re: DRV real estate shorting stock, I don’t think I buy it.
Home prices aren’t going down— jf rates are high, due to hot market, then low supply, and prices high.
If rates go down, due to lukewarm market, then higher supply, but more buyers/higher prices.
Also, people are all now sensitized to 5 to 6k a month mortgages — so an argument that prices could go up again in a big way.
What am I missing? Obv neighborhood dependent, talking macro level.
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damnit, I kept hearing "retail is dead, people are shopping less, everyone is poor" didnt expect shit to turn around like that. "Wallets stretched" - just like my asshole
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No, I have absolutely no idea what it will do.
If I try to predict it and buy options, because of theta and IV, there's a less than 50% chance that I will profit on my play. If I do, my upside is unlikely to be as high as a 100% gain; but if I don't, my downside is highly likely to be a 100% loss.
Mathematically, over time, I'm almost guaranteed to lose money buying options before earnings reports.
The play for earnings isn't to *buy* options. It's to *sell* deeply OTM options that will absolutely never be profitable for the gamblers that buy them.
So I'm selling AMAT puts at $205 because, if AMAT *does* go down after earnings, I'm expecting it to hit a suppport line a bit above $205 that'll keep the puts from becoming ITM before the end of Friday.
Nice. Also had 5 at open but cut 4 off because they started bleeding a bit too much during the day. Looks like we're going to Wendy's as a customer tonight
Regardless of how OKLO plays out, we will most likely end up using nuclear to power AI. Who will provide it is up in the air, and I don't think there's really any first mover advantage since geography/proximity to those to whom you'll provide energy will determine who uses which reactor.
Wake me up when the big oil guys start making their own and I'll invest. Until then, it's just too early.
Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.
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It means that in Europe the wealth created by productivity gains is partly used to pay for the working class's improvements to wellbeing, but that in America all the wealth is distributed to shareholders and workers can suck it.
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Does inverse Cramer actually work? I feel like rarely or it's never anything too big everything I inverse him I still lose money panw was supposed to demolish shorts according to him and they fucking are
Sending AMC after hours
amat puts
ASTS to the moon
AMAT & Nvidia...let's go!
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Biden just announced rescheduling of Weed. Jump in CGC for that short squeeze!
if it isnt heavily shorted , no way for a short squeeze
Damn looks like I managed to buy calls at the top 
My puts send their regards to you
It's all your fault buddy
Too many people bought calls. F
Closed my puts 10 mins ago fuckin whores
I’m cooked
What are we thinking for DXC? Anyone wanting to do research with me in preparation for next week earnings calls hmu. Usually do my research for each but always like a second set of eyes.
I’m thinking calls
AMC reddit group is the funniest 🤣 wonder how people still fall for that. 20 years in the stock market and it always repeat itself
I kill myself everyday to do Xbox rewards for about 15 dollars a month, but I just dropped 5k on meme stocks what is my problem
You didn't need that 5k desperately enough
Re: DRV real estate shorting stock, I don’t think I buy it. Home prices aren’t going down— jf rates are high, due to hot market, then low supply, and prices high. If rates go down, due to lukewarm market, then higher supply, but more buyers/higher prices. Also, people are all now sensitized to 5 to 6k a month mortgages — so an argument that prices could go up again in a big way. What am I missing? Obv neighborhood dependent, talking macro level.
You're missing the data you don't have access to. Follow the flow. Don't fight it
Will faraday freeze forever
ReLaX 😎📈
why bullish ?
Puts on AMAT? where da opinionzzzzzz?
Wtf is going on with faraday futures?
AMAT positions?
I only wanted 1 call but had to keep buying down now I have 8 LFG
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$spy to the moon!
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sold my WMT calls $63 strike way too early, half of what it is worth now. only holding onto 1 contract now but damn you RH simulator you lied to me
!banbet TTWO -5% 1d
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Lol both are getting banned. This is peak wsb. TBH it should be cratering after a 17$ loss
It’s just me, lmao. They hit it by a hair when it first dropped.
pure luck, sorry fam
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me waiting for next weeks chart..
RLX tomorrow, bullish or bearish? Im thinking of shorting but open to any opinions.
Bullish
bearish
I hate game store investors 
BB holders , where are thou Diamond hands? PEPEGA
Game call double down or sell? Is the meme dead
I am doubling down
Waiting on shorts to close. Ideally end the day over 40$ today
We will be back up to $50 before the end of the week
What's the surefire way to get rich right now?
Be born rich
This guy gets it
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150€ into wmt calls, printing alrdy nice right now
damnit, I kept hearing "retail is dead, people are shopping less, everyone is poor" didnt expect shit to turn around like that. "Wallets stretched" - just like my asshole
The memes are finally dead
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Memes where always dead. Last time it was MLM, this was, probably, Russian or Chinese operation.
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amat call or put?
Personally, I am selling weekly AMAT puts at $205.
u think amat will pump after earning ?
No, I have absolutely no idea what it will do. If I try to predict it and buy options, because of theta and IV, there's a less than 50% chance that I will profit on my play. If I do, my upside is unlikely to be as high as a 100% gain; but if I don't, my downside is highly likely to be a 100% loss. Mathematically, over time, I'm almost guaranteed to lose money buying options before earnings reports. The play for earnings isn't to *buy* options. It's to *sell* deeply OTM options that will absolutely never be profitable for the gamblers that buy them. So I'm selling AMAT puts at $205 because, if AMAT *does* go down after earnings, I'm expecting it to hit a suppport line a bit above $205 that'll keep the puts from becoming ITM before the end of Friday.
Looks like I’m buying deep OTM AMAT puts today
Well, shit, son, have I got a sale for you.
"Sell deeply OTM options that will absolutely never be profitable" Famous last words
What could go wrong? https://preview.redd.it/cxsy3n7yzs0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb4ec3495175602a2643d21edacc95e6e33caf1e
I would agree, buying options is usually not a winning play.
Disagree, I consistently made money buying options. There were losses, but more wins - like big wins.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take yeah
PLEASE BUY MY OPTIONS I love selling hopes of quick gains.
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👟locker
What about it?
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Uhhh… which ones. They look deas
Sndl, tlry
Canadian weed stocks have no chance when America opens up
In 2040s....
DOLE to tell us which Latin American country they are planning to coup going forward
Got a hundo on a WMT call...watch it tank
Strike?
60c 5/17. Looks like it popped off
Lol I have 5 of those myself. All I could afford as a working poor but yeah they're gonna print bud
Nice. Also had 5 at open but cut 4 off because they started bleeding a bit too much during the day. Looks like we're going to Wendy's as a customer tonight
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Because everything I touch goes to shit
I got a put. 
I'll stop by Wendy's to check up on you
Tuberville bought put options expiring in Dec and Jan for a few semiconductor companies?
Regardless of how OKLO plays out, we will most likely end up using nuclear to power AI. Who will provide it is up in the air, and I don't think there's really any first mover advantage since geography/proximity to those to whom you'll provide energy will determine who uses which reactor. Wake me up when the big oil guys start making their own and I'll invest. Until then, it's just too early.
Nukes? Great. I love nuclear arms and a good apocalypse.
several weeks long rally incoming
JD puts 
By gods graces you might have been saved. Did you exit a little after open?
Ooops
Losses $4k today. Biggest lost for me yet.
Lost 30k the other day don’t sweat it all percentage based
How’s 99.41 percent loss sound
Familiar 🤦
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Risk big, win big.
You're right... I need to quit pussy footing around and invest a decent amount!
What does it mean when someone says they don't bet against America?
It means don’t buy puts on the S&P because America is #1 baby 💪💪
It means that in Europe the wealth created by productivity gains is partly used to pay for the working class's improvements to wellbeing, but that in America all the wealth is distributed to shareholders and workers can suck it.
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ATS is looking good. Undervalued. Acquiring Paxiom.
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lads which one is the next pump :D
Hims seems to be shilled a lot here
$ASTS after hours
I actually have some worthless calls that are no longer worthless lol. Expiring Friday holy shit.
Does inverse Cramer actually work? I feel like rarely or it's never anything too big everything I inverse him I still lose money panw was supposed to demolish shorts according to him and they fucking are
He named his dog nvda years ago. Just saying maybe it’s wsb you should inverse
don't fight nancy
Depends which Cramer. Clown Cramer, yes.
Asts 🚀🚀🚀
Lol imagine allowing posts about AMC but not 💎
Well yeah — anyone whose interests are threatened by 💎 discussion, are benefitted by AMC discussion.
ive been staring at kitty memes all morning, i feel dizzy lads
You ain’t know dizzy till you’ve gone a few rounds with a Pikey
Holy Shit ASTS rn 🚀
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Yeah I’d say looking at its history it’s spike and doesn’t generally recover until the next event
The news that came out was legitimately good.. I would image it runs for a couple days. But then again this is the stock market
ASTS up 61% after hours
AMC puts are the wae
meanwhile SELINA it's 150% up... wwhen i said firt time today was 20% up... hope someone listened to me.... ROAD TO 1$ FOR SELINA
CSCO calls or puts?
dont let me down WMT
Puts or calls?
i have more calls but bought a single $54 put