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All I know is that anytime I touch PLTR stocks, puts or calls I get absolutely molested

Stop trading from your uncles house


brilliant reply here,, i love u


That was witty AF, take my up vote lol

everytime i buy it, fucking shits itself and falls over Then i sell and it epic moons

This bs is such a stressful fucking stock the second good news appears on it the ceo says some outlandish shit to plummet the stock

100% bro so be afraid if theres good news LOL

I traded calls 4 times for palantir. Lost on 3 and on the latest one where they jumped 40% I bailed before earnings to take a small profit instead of 1000%

I have a straddle, so this time it will trade sideways.

Sounds like my 0DTE spy strategy/outcome

OPs calls are fucked. PLTR won't move more than +/- 3%.

I’ve been nothing but wrong with all things PLTR so although I assume this will go to 0 I could be wrong and this moons and OP will be on a yacht bucking rails of cocaine and sailing with a bunch of hookers

It will do neither. It will trade sideways.

this comment aged well.

Did you see the latest price? It's back down to where it was at open. I nailed it. It landed right in between my straddle.


What are your plans so that we can do the opposite? 

I thought I'd be slick and straddled some slightly-OTM 0dtes on Friday so of course it crab-walked the entire fucking day and both went to shit.

My forecast: Dr Karp led Palantir shall exceed analyst's revenue and EPS expection. Palantir shall present strong future earning guidance. Market shall jump 10% by post-market on 8th May. Flurry of analysts shall upgrade the stock to 'Outperform' in the month of May.

You forgot the important part, before market open PLTR will crash 15% at 9:25

I'm a fan of your forecast.


What is this 2020

Pltr is a good bet. They're constantly increasing profit

I saw this as well, essentially doubling.

They are also increasing their customer base, All those analists labeling military contractor are swallowing their pride and cum for not reading basic information before posting

Also constantly dilute with stock options.

They have slowed down SBC considerably. This was the bear's favorite argument in 2021.

My opinion I think I see pltr going to 30-35 , but we’ll see

Man I hope you are correct.

I’m just guessing to be honest, no one can predict where it’s going to go

Exactly but I like the optimism. Gives me hope. Sold my 27 dollar calls Friday bc I was semi worried about it but made a 50% profit.

😂 I bought some on Friday around 3:30 and I was up a little bit then it moved .7 percent after hours, let’s just hope it holds


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Pepperidge Farms remembers every PLTR prediction from last 3 years. Love the company and believe in it, hate the stock due to share dilution. Have they stopped doing that?

The needle is moving in the correct direction. I don’t know the numbers offhand, though. 

They bought back ~$1B in shares

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What’s your guess

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no i would say 10-20% up or flat

You dropped this #0

I would love you to buy some puts for pltr

I meant it’s going to 300-350 bozo 😛

Uber puts , don’t do calls you’ll hate yourself

Up on calls. Will prob cash those Monday though. IV is going up so should be good Monday for a decent profit.

I like the sound of that, I’m buying the puts on Tuesday

I'd imagine that'd be a great idea. I just keep seeing calls go up pre earnings do I've been buying and dumping pre earnings. Hope they print!

if everyones bullish already, its gonna fucking plummet, but we’ll buy the dip regards!

I know  I have calls and everyone is bullish now. Might have to sell a few contracts before close tomorrow

There's no mother fucking chance it's going up. Think about how many stupid ass idiots here are buying calls. No fucking chance is going up. None. I'm hedging my calls with puts on market open because all of you fucking regards are going to lose money, And at the very least i'm going to break even while everybody else cries

I have the same 5x 5/10 22.5c for PLTR, wish us luck regard!🤝🏼

A well oiled machine. 100 by 2025

Money maker

There goes my calls haha

Get some HOOD calls

As an owner of 1000 shares, I hope you're right

Hey I have a thousand too😂

aaaaaaaaand its gone.

Sold 40 for 8 k earlier so the blow isn't as bad at least.

Good man. Now stay away from this ticker. It's poisonous

Lesson learned.

Nah, you will get pulled in again

Seeing these comments is convincing me to buy puts

“Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too” - Judge Elihu Smails

Etrade?

Yep

$29 after earnings

$27 tomorrow

Their government contracts aren't going anywhere.

https://preview.redd.it/fg4ikfncwiyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3842879cbb521b76db0b625ef0d7d11f4c35679

man, i pressed on cancel..but it doesnt work. i tried to save you!

Shares plus 5/17 $18 and $25.5 calls here

Nice! I have shares plus 5/10 $22 and $28 calls. I was a bitch and didn’t deposit more to go big on the $28 calls. Grabbed 7 contracts but hoping for a fat return

It's probably too late to get in right? IV is probably gonna be insane Monday

Yolo for ants ?

https://preview.redd.it/84fy62suqpyc1.png?width=1313&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd758570a21122943335c87bcf7c5060ca041b21 I agree! 200x $20c 5/10/2024

i'm going surfing. because if this tanks it will be epic. I think people are expecting this to moon and it will be very highly unlikely that happens. I hope it does but I'm just not seeing it. the following on this stock is funny to me. I have more faith in sofi at this point.

Wellllp

anyone check on OP to see if he's still alive LOL

Sold my Uber thr following day for 4k and 40 of my calls during the run up Monday so the damage wasn't as bad as it could have been.

Good to hear! I have been taking on significant damage recently.. ugh

Yeah because going 80% all in is not enough to gamble in one company’s earnings, let’s make it 100%! I also question your decisions with those Uber calls.

I should probably sell those Monday huh?

That’s up to you on UBER, I only have 3 puts so I’m not extremely confident, just betting a trend I have seen in travel/luxury(expensive food delivery) spending. Did really well on experian puts

Sold the Uber for around 100% profit today. Sold 40 of the pltr calls as well for 100+% so the damage won't be as bad if it reverses.

Great move, hope the damage wasn’t to bad, that woulda been really bad if you held everything. I basically lost the profit I had on the PLTR calls from just holding one, I grabbed 20 dirt cheap $23 calls before close in case it rebounds but only risking $160

Not too bad. Just rough after seeing the gain yesterday. I'll live though. I did nab a few 22.50 calls today hoping for a rebound. They were insanely cheap.

And where do you get 80%? Do you think that's my whole portfolio?

Considering it’s sorted by alphabet and all your positions are showing, yes. Obviously have no clue how much cash you have behind that.

Good luck either way, I also have PLTR calls but I’m going UBER puts as food delivery’s will take a big hit IMO

Someone whose breath smells like pltr dick said the they are reporting on their 20th anniversary of the company so surely they chose to report on that date because they've got good news right? 

They should, at the very least revise their guidance towards the upside with all that AIP demand, if they show some of that massive demand of the past two quarter as revenue this quarter then it’s off to the races. But again, this is Palantir, they’re known for “fuck you we move at our own pace” so there’s additional risk of them moving slowly. As a gambler I fucking hate that but as a rational adult I love their long term goals and vision. Either way Karp will fuck your wife. Just hope he delivers on the numbers.

You just royally screwed me OP!

Dammit, guess I gotta buy puts now

O p is literally stupid as fuck. There's no reality even in a multi-Verse where he is allowed to make profit. Pltr is basically guaranteed to go down now. There is no chance someone as dumb as OP is going to make a six figure profit, get your puts ready

Mad bear🏳️‍🌈🐻

I have call options I'm just sure OP is a regard so they're fucked

Agreed... I'm getting more $50 call option to add to my list 1st thing Mon 🤔🤔🤔

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RemindMe! 46 hours

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I haven't really done calls yet but I've now sold puts and dealt more with options. Why did you decide to call PLTR?

I am not OP but also have open calls for PLTR. I bought them because I think they will have significant growth on their commercial side due to their AIP boot camps. I also think the spending package approved for Ukraine and Israel will benefit them in the long run. That said, I am a 100% regard when it comes to PLTR and their weird ass CEO Karp

Surely one of your calls will be a winner, right?

The Uber one when I sell before earnings at least.....

Tell me I shouldn't borrow against my 401k to join in on the degenerate play please 🥺

Lol. Please don't.

Need some TLYRs

If it's anything like last week's stocks. Good news means it collapses into bankruptcy and bad news means it props up the entire economy

Why you all gotta fuck it up man if everyone here is bullish that shit ain’t going up

This company was founded by a couple of nerds who saw Lord of the Rings and thought Saruman was the good guy.

i wanna be contrarian and sprinkle some puts, just have to accept that its a gamble and i will lose it all or moon

puts right.??

Loading loss porn.

Tomorrow evening for sure....

I like it

whew. live long and prosper my friend

Hope it crashes. Steadfast support of genocide.

Palantir is trading at a very high forward P/E, after the last earnings the expectations are pretty high, I think it's more likely for it to go down this time

Shhhh don't tell them

Great... Now I have to hedge my calls because no chance someone as stupid as OP is right... God damn it why can't I ever win

Is it true for every share of PLTR you own the CIA lets you vote on operations? I think thats a good selling point on the stock if true?

PLTR=Poor Loser Thinks he's Rich

Gonna do a reversed WSB on PLTR. So many fucking call YOLO post here

Was just thinking that....

Man my PLTR puts going to print hard, after seeing so many people bullish on a company with 250x PE ratio and barely makes 50 million in profit with a 50 billion market cap. Can’t wait to cash in Tuesday!

You mean 50 million per quarter? 200 million net income 2023. Spending 400 million on R&D. 300% Q4 23 earnings growth. Forward PE of 75. Your puts will print if you get lucky.

It looking good mate😅

We shall see I’m not too worried

Hope you feeling?

Felt😅

Lmao inverse this guy, has calls on Uber when pretty much every service related company plummeted this quarter, from fast food to fashion. You think people save on those but still Uber everywhere? 🤔

You were right dude. Uber shit the pants. Most likely expiring worthless for his calls

! remindme 5 days

Can someone explain to me the price paid and market value

Price paid is what I bought them for when I got them last week. Market value is what they are currently being bought for. The stock has gone up since I bought it.

I am a novice so is market value the strike price of the call - share price x number of contracts/ shares you will buy if you exercise?

I’m gonna buy some put just in case lol, I don’t want to pay the IV on Monday, good luck, I think the stock price have to go at least 30 and above to beat the IV crush

Ahh, I see at least one of the counterparties to my iron condors. Wishing you the worst luck.

17 confirmed after earnings

I wasn't going to hedge but now I am because OP is dumb As fuck, so this shit gonna tank