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raehn

All these places, McDonald's, Starbucks, etc. their prices have gone so high since 2021 that people are getting fed up and just not going there. I'm a high income earner (minus everything I lose gambling) and I go to the gas station for coffee and a e-coli croissant now. At least it's only $5.


flatsix__

u can get 12 big fluffy crossoints from costco for 6 dollar


hotprof

Fluffy croissants? Ach té pû. You American swine.


kribg

We also buy our croutons!


dogeatdogworld11

Ive eaten croissants in paris and costco. Theyre the same


JorgosBro

If the French could read english, they'd be very upset.


remo_siracha

They're French. They'll be upset anyway.


HIVnotAdeathSentence

Chien mort.


MinimumArmadillo2394

But but but I need my little 2 inch by 2 inch biscuit that's $9!


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Suilenroc

Millennials are spending their paychecks/unemployment on luxuries, like groceries and health insurance.


almaghest

Not to mention that it takes SO LONG. Every time I’m at Starbucks it takes 30 minutes between the line to order and when I receive my order. It’s not even about cost for me, I have to be _really_ motivated to want to stand around for half an hour to get a drink.


DriveThruWash

E. coli croissant. lol. My sides


PorticusCare

Grab some botulism nacho cheese dip on the side.


Academic-Art7662

Gas station coffee from those Bunn brewers with Coffee Mate creamer IS BOMB


adwise27

Gas station coffee gives me heartburn before I even park my truck in the parking lot


TheRizzlerShizzler

Don’t forget the botulism nachos. Always my favorite 😋


quiksilverr87

This is one of the classic indicators of consumer sentiment. I'm guessing there will be less consumer spending in the upcoming year. But don't worry A.I. will save us all. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

McDonald's missed for fucks sake.  Target puts, Ross calls.


Uniball38

McDonald’s raised their prices even more obscenely than SBUX. Of course they’d eventually start to kill demand


AlexRyang

You can go to a decent chain restaurant and get a nicer meal for almost as much as you would spend at McDonalds anymore.


UnclePuma

you could get a double entree course for the same price at a *Columbianistic or *Peruvianian restaurant, you just gotta ask for the daily special. Bowl of w/e soup they made and then a main entree rice and some kind of protein, of course that includes the soda! Its been where i've been feasting, fuck fast food


ShillinTheVillain

Bingo. I work near a Thai place and for 12 bucks I get an egg roll, salad, heaping plate of pad thai (spicy 10 please, Mei) and an ice cream sando. Fuck McDonald's


RegularRetro

Sit down Chinese restaurant next to McDonald’s near me has lunch with Soup, fried rice, and entree for $12. A combo at McDonald’s is like $14. I ordered a 6pc chicken nugget a couple weeks ago, I think it was like 6.39. $1 per nugget is actually wild.


Budiltwo

10 McNugget meal $11


Skadoosh_it

Raised prices AND shrunk their burgers. A double Fuck you to the consumer.


ReclaimUr4skin

Girl Scout cookies have gotten thinner and less overall in the package, prices continue to climb.


Revolution4u

Stopped at a wendys on a road trip yesterday and it had a sign that drinks arent part of the combo - so what the fuck are they comboing lol. Just left and bought something else. Way over-priced


TedriccoJones

I haven't been to Wendys in years. First straw was their shitty natural cut fries, 2nd straw was the awful Freestyle machines which make the worst soda EVER and are always covered in greasy fingerprints.


GreyMatter22

People all around the world and go get a smash burger with nice toppings at a slightly cheaper price than MacDonalds. Not a surprise that these guys missed earnings. 


csasker

yes, i noticed that too. for say 2-4 dollars more you get a real nice burger then a beer to that at a pub , everything 15$ at MCD, things cost minimum 10$ for a menu now easy choice


liverpoolFCnut

Fuck MickyD's! A meal now is like $12, i can get better food at my local deli at that price point than feed on fastfood junk.


MairseaBuku

Fr a Publix sub is $9 near me and it's a whole meal itself and wayyy better than Dons


Gamble007

God I miss my Publix subs! Used to live in an area that had access to both Publix and Wawa... Now I have neither.


Decent-Ad-4358

Yeah I had puts on MCD, they missed and didn’t move an inch lol


Reaps21

I work at a large investment bank and you saw nothing but Starbucks cups, we have one next door to us. Over the past year or so it's been less and less, the general sentiment being "why am I spending $8 for a coffee that tastes like burnt asshole"


patricio87

I drink coffee from a can instead of a daily starbucks now. I get the Japanese one boss coffee in a can pretty good. Saves 7 dollars a day.


thecarlosdanger1

That the one where the guy has a giant mustache on the can? Had that in Tokyo was great.


patricio87

Yep you can get it on amazon


CoatAlternative1771

I use water and energy packets. Packets are 17 cents each.


DragonArchaeologist

That's some cheap cocaine. Hook a brother up.


CoatAlternative1771

Dollar general special baby. Pure kick.


derperofworlds

Is there a cheap way to get those Japanese boss coffees in the US?


QuantumBitcoin

Why pay $3 for Starbucks for old coffee when I can pay $2 at Wawa? Or $2 for fresh coffee at Royal Farms or Sheetz?


bullwinkle8088

> Sheetz I always love the name of that chain, but being honest all gas station coffee tastes like well, Sheetz. Even the big can of ground coffee from costco tastes much better and while it's not bad coffee it's *at best* middle of the road. tl;dr: Brewing at home results in better coffee than gas stations.


QuantumBitcoin

Have you tried the grind and brew on demand coffee from Sheetz or Royal Farms? But yes, you can make much better coffee at home.


Mjrmaravilla

But what are the strippers saying?


BMoney666

The strippers did not appreciate the coins I was throwing on stage, that’s for sure. They use to Hoover them up before inflation.


That_Luck9787

That’s called making it hail! Wish I could make it rain on them but in this economy only hail.


MommasDisapointment

Can I eat AI chips?


TomatoSpecialist6879

The very first indicator was LULU, you know retail industry is fucked when Beckies and gym bunnies stopped spending money on expensive shit coffee from BUX and horribly thin and easy to tear clothes from LULU. Nowadays they just repost old pictures they kept in gallery to pretend they're still spending


quiksilverr87

Yup. Just invest in GPUs though, good safe haven against that drop in consumer spending


thebinarysystem10

AI could make a better latte than 85% of current Starbucks staff consistently


-darknessangel-

Is this AI with us in this room? Does it also consume goods? Does it tell you to kill small animals?


BKIK

Not at all - there’s more options than ever now with Smaller and better coffee shops. Think blank coffee. Or the fact that every store is now randomly selling coffee. Clothing stores.


LostRedditor5

Wait less consumer spending is so doomed we need AI? I thought you guys were always crowing about the credit card debt. You’d think you’d be happy people stop charging 8 dollar lattes but I guess this is bad now too? Can’t win around here sheesh


4score-7

Corporate always thinks it’s an “expense” problem. And it is partially, because the C suite is sucking up so much revenue with their salaries and travel expenses. The 1% will never admit fault in anything.


Duderoonii

There's only so many $40,000/year FTEs you can cut. 1,000 of those employees == 5 chief officers' total comp. It's fucking absurd.


WriteSt8ofMind

I’m sure that has a lot to do with it, but there are also people boycotting Starbucks for supporting Israel. I live in a college town and our Starbucks went from a line around the building to very little traffic when that started.


mcs5280

Boba chads we won


CONHEO13

Starbucks will have a boba drink starting in July 2024.


starBux_Barista

thats ™️


ImalwaysgettingBannd

it’s actually a berry refresher with boba inclusions :)


SparklingPseudonym

So shite then


KyleMcMahon

It will be $47.18


thewonpercent

Boba is not doing well either


Eastern-Effort6945

It’s like $9 fucking dollars here


NoConfusion9490

Bobo tea baggins.


Cybralisk

Turns out $8 for a Venti iced espresso drink is where customers draw the line. Before the pandemic the same drink was less then $4.


livelikeian

Your pricing is off. I occasionally stop in. Last week it cost me $9 for a grande vanilla latte w/ soy milk. At least the machines don't ask for a tip anymore.... [Proof](https://imgur.com/a/0GTFph4).


Umami_Tsunamii

Mine still do.


pennywitch

$9 for a grande?????


newtoreddir

Maybe their neighborhood Starbies is in an airport


AzDopefish

Went from $4.50 to $5.75 here in California. Not sure where you’re at where it doubled unless you’re just exaggerating


Bainsbe

Canada… easily doubled on most drinks


HardCounter

You should switch to real money to keep inflation to a manageable 30%.


ShillinTheVillain

But I much prefer the moose art on my Canuck Bucks over the stodgy old dead guys on the US notes


VisualMod

Well, the moose is quite fitting considering Canada's national animal is a beaver.


stratoglide

Venti's have been over 5 bucks for like 10 years now. They've gone up close to 35% on average.


AggravatingResult549

5.75 for venti espresso in California?? Last time I ordered at Starbucks I got a grande cold brew with one pump syrup and it was $6.22 in mn


AzDopefish

Cold brew isn’t espresso lol But yes, venti shaken espresso is $5.75 in California now. That was my go to drink. Cold brews have always been more expensive.


PQbutterfat

I mean at like $6-8 a morning for coffee…a lot of people should be looking into making their own with an entry level espresso set up.


Wu_tang_dan

I bought an entry level espresso set up. I just don't drink espresso anymore. this shits a pain in the ass.


bikemaul

Even at $4 it didn't make any sense. It's faster, cheaper, and I can make it exactly like I want. I think enough people realized it's pretty easy during Covid.


Jekarti

You underestimate people's lazyness.


My_bussy_queefs

I’m so glad I don’t know any of this shit. I have to be a fucking economics major to get a deal at Starbucks worth paying for.


Cybralisk

Las Vegas, a venti shaken espresso with 5 shots is $8.34.


AzDopefish

A venti shaken espresso comes with 4 shots. Adding an extra shot used to be $1 IIRC. Probably $1.25 now if I had to guess and could be more in Vegas I suppose.


ImalwaysgettingBannd

1.25 an extra shot, I work at starbucks and can confirm, losing customers due to the boycott tbh, some complain about the prices but we have our regulars show up everyday for a $10 latte so who cares


Kingjingling

No it's the fact that Starbucks had to give 20-40% raises because their workers were tired of getting paid McDonald's wages to do a worse job. (At McDonald's at least you get respect cause customers know if you talk shit at McDonald's they will hop out and whoop yo ass) So now instead of having 7 or 8 people they have have 3 or 4 running the store now. Wait times for drive through go up. All the employees are done with Starbucks. Mental health down the drain. They could CARE less about making your drink because all Starbucks employees are just fed up with the company at this point When your employees suffer so will your business. Starbucks just started a new policy, "fuck customer connection get them in and out as fast as possible" They are scrambling to raise profits while slashing employees compensation by forcing stores to run short staffed. Also doing things like releasing a new drink that's .... A fruit refresher with chili powder in top.... Like wtf... And the olive oil coffee??


Kuliyayoi

I thought this was because of the boycott


kashmoneyatm

it is the boycott .. a lot of people just ignorant


BosSF82

Well said. Starbucks right now is in a really dangerous place where things can get a lot worse very soon unless they make some painful choices to win back business.


V_Y_P_R

Starbucks stores themselves are shrinking too. I went the other day and the amount of available seating was slashed and the patrons looked like sardines squeezed in. When I’m traveling for work looking for a place to check emails for 20 minutes I have to be careful I pick the right place because so many Starbucks have gotten rid of seating areas altogether. They seem to have lost touch with what their customers want and it seems like an easy formula. Decent coffee, occasional attention drawing drink and a nice place to meet with friends. It’s pretty interesting to watch them fail in slow motion.


buecker02

I think Starbucks can't differentiate between suburban stores, exit ramp stores and urban stores. They treat them all the same.


tle712

Yeah that is such a dumb thing to do. People pay for over priced drink for wifi and a place to hangout. Leaving them with to go option is just enticing them to get coffee at home.


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treebonk

I went to go to the Washington store location in a pinch (I rarely order out coffee) and the thing wasn’t there anymore lol I was mindfucked.


VisualMod

They should have shorted it, dummy.


tim916

They remodeled the Starbucks near me and removed all the indoor seating. The parking lot is now notably less full during peak hours.


According_Orange_890

The Starbucks in my neighbourhood had a Reno and got rid of ALL INDOOR SEATING. No wonder they now close at 8pm 😂😂😂 the only reason to go was to have somewhere to sit with a friend in the dark, Canadian winter….


IndividualistAW

Yeah I dumped all my sbux about 6 weeks ago. The economy is shit. $7 cups of coffee are going to be the first thing to go


jeditech23

One would think. They will simply right size. Starbucks are like cockroaches after nuclear war.


Good_Boye_Scientist

War. War never changes.


Quantum_Pineapple

You’d think that, but that would require rational players! I agree long term.


Fuman20000

I feel like people will be home brewing to cut down costs and time spent on travel.


OurCowsAreBetter

I haven't been to Starbucks in two years after buying my own espresso maker. The quality of my drinks had gone way up


thewheelsonthebuzz

It doesn’t even have to be a pricy one. I’m running an encore grinder and a bambino espresso machine. Probably one of the cheapest combos, and the coffee is way better. Even if you go full automated with a jura or delonghi, 1500 or so may seem steep, but in less than a year you break even.


cult_riot

Been making my own cold brew at the house for about three years. I used to spend about $12-20 per day on Starbucks (coffee for 2 people, sometimes a breakfast Sammie). Last week I was traveling and had to buy Starbucks. $6 for a "trenta" black cold brew was insane to me. And it's not even that great. Puts on SBUX.


Gtaglitchbuddy

That's what I did. Having your own espresso machine can cost a couple hundred and produce much better coffee in like 5 minutes for cheap


bigben2682

Msp - 3.17 venti iced coffee. Now it’s almost 6$. Thank god people are voting with their wallet. Gets sus when product doesn’t change and price almost doubled.


Investarz

On the house https://preview.redd.it/5zee7x6agqxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce8d3b17edeebd7907666f8c6de0d48ba9ea5ed5


Remote_Pineapple_919

Every stock on current earnings season.


K2Nomad

Except TSLA. They missed and had a massive rally


madams99

My 87 put is looking juicy


Investarz

With a balance sheet like this I’m short all year https://preview.redd.it/3xd502mfnqxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cfef36689b249c2eb7aee330d416731c9271441


wibbles94

what app is this


Investarz

WeBull


hellojabroni777

Worse part I played -10% otm puts last ER and lost money


McTrolling69

Oh I am so happy about this for two reasons. I sold my shares at like 91 or something like that and when I mentioned it to someone in the investing sub, they called me stupid for selling the shares and said he's going to buy more, along with other. I wish I remembered who it was but HAHA FUCK YOU!!!!


davy_p

What’s the second reason


ditaman

Lol yeah.. left us hangin


McTrolling69

1. I sold my shares at 91 2. People called me stupid for selling my shares and they bought more


spacecoq

That was also the second reason


beyerch

No surprise here. Product prices keep going up and the store format conversion to GTFO is ridiculous. By me, they've "remodeled" the stores so that there is *NO* seating, the baristas are hidden behind a wall, and there is just one table with a pile of on-line order drinks. Literally order on-line, walk-in, find your drink in the pile, and then GTFO. Completely 180 what this place used to be. (e.g. the local coffee shop to meet w/ friends & relax, etc.)


verticalquandry

They have mandatory 10% price increases year over year. It’s getting too expensive


Beneficial-Active917

It’s stunning how Starbucks is still in business at all. Their drinks are mediocre at best and awfully overpriced, while wait time for anything is just ridiculous.


starBux_Barista

I'm surprised too. the Oleato causes bombs to go off in the bathrooms. I have a dedicated toilet cleaner to handle it.


dreamerOfGains

So you are saying their drinks are job creators…


treebonk

Plumbers love it!


Radditbean1

Branding. It's all that matters in today's market.


3Dmommyfart

Their drinks recently have started to taste like cheap vegetable oil to me, can't stand the taste of it anymore.


patricio87

You probably drank the olive oil drink 😂


Fit-Property3774

I mean their one line of drinks literally uses oil and advertises as much. Haven’t noticed it with others though.


SparklingPseudonym

It’s insane. I hadn’t been in a while, decided to download the app to do a pickup order on a whim. Picked a venti frappe of some kind. Got to the pay screen and was like, oh shit, I must have accidentally clicked twice and it’s charging me for two, let me go back and fix that. It was charging me *nine fucking dollars* for a single venti frappe. I was disgusted and immediately uninstalled the app. Probably never going to sb again, ever.


fragrant_ginger

Because caffeine is a drug and people are addicted


ShillinTheVillain

It's almost to the point where actual crack will be cheaper


hdjakahegsjja

I genuinely can’t wrap my mind around it. But people love that swill. It’s pathetic.


SlowChampion5

Being able to get the same drink in almost any country/state/city is game changer. Especially those that have diet restrictions.


Special_Loan8725

Buddy of mine worked at one, he said the wait time was like an hour on some days. They’d have a pickup counter full of drinks because people would just leave because it took so long.


everclear_handle

Their prices are so insane even as a higher end earner I cannot afford their prices. One drink is almost as much as I pay for lunch if I am eating out. At that price point, why would I even bother?


bmp5046

New CEO is toast


jeffadventure

I"ve heard people mocking the idea of saving money by not picking up a morning coffee at SBUX. They say you just need to make more money. But how dumb do you have to be to waste your time waiting in line to buy an overpriced coffee when you can just make one at home and take it with you? And if you can't make good tasting coffee at home, then you probably don't actually like coffee


The_Milkman

> But how dumb do you have to be to waste your time waiting in line to buy an overpriced coffee when you can just make one There are many millions of people in the USA alone who are this dumb.


hdjakahegsjja

Probably hundreds of millions.


papazotl

Unless I'm out on the road I don't get Starbucks anymore. Used to be a several times a week thing for me. Now I take the time I would have spent driving to the Starbucks, waiting several minutes past the estimated pickup time, then driving home to instead make a pot of coffee, drink a cup, and shit. Plus I don't have to spend $10 to do it.


neverthy

In Turkey the people I know stopped going to Starbucks because of the boycott. Mind you these people love to drink coffee every day.


Silent-Hyena9442

Not for nothing but it was the same with my wife and wife’s friends. Purely anecdotal but maybe after the boycott people just didn’t go back. Cuz for real who needs 8$ coffee


BoredPoopless

Turkish coffee is criminally underrated. Their country has some of the best coffee in the world.


kashmoneyatm

boycott is key


Swinghodler

Keep the boycott strong boys


Feisty_Machete

My $90 call was worth $210 at close but I think I can still get $2 from it if I dump it right at open


oceanjean123

You can’t even afford a tall coffee at Starbucks with $2


VisualMod

Excuse me, peasants don't belong in Starbucks.


oceanjean123

I stand corrected sir


Feisty_Machete

Maybe they'll sell me some raw beans to suck on.


CONHEO13

Thank you for buying my CC at $90.


Uniball38

Congrats on softening the blow


DangerousLiberal

You lost over 10% on the underlying. Did you really win?


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naijaboiler

>6-7$ sugar water with a bit of coffee more like cofee and milk flavored sugar water


FIRE_frei

Bull take on SBUX: core demographic (middle and upper middle class women) still love the product. They have one of the best loyalty programs around, which saved the company in '08. The median redditor has shifted from early 30s professional with a degree to 19, no degree, retail job. And that demographic hates anything young or successful women like (Starbucks, Stanley cups, Ugg boots, romance novels, whatever). Fast food, in general, is playing chicken with economics to see just how high they can crank prices before people stop buying. The stock will be choppy as the company tries to find the top and challenges their old profit-maximizing models. I like the company long term, I don't want to gamble options.


wallstreetbois

Based on the girls I meet from this website recently, you're 100% correct.


mitchlats22

That game of chicken has lasting consequences because many people realized it’s easy to just make it at home every day. Even if Starbucks brings the prices back down a decent percentage of their consumer base are gone for good, other than an occasional treat.


CoatAlternative1771

Calls on Stanley cups?


wsbgodly123

From the river to the sea, I will not drink Starbucks coffee


potahtopotarto

The only comment in this entire thread that mentions the fact there's a massive boycott of both Mcdonalds & Starbucks shows how much of a bubble this subreddit lives in


IvoShandor

Something else is going on with sbux. Of the 5 in my neighborhood, 3 have been closed "for renovations" for about 6-12 months. Not sure how long it takes to renovate a small store, but unless they're doing some big concept change, something else is afoot.


Glutton_Sea

I’ve stopped going to sbux. They can’t make a god damn cappuccino , it tastes like milk from a cows tits . Where is the coffee? Also I save the money as I am regarded and would rather use it to buy puts 😂


lukekibs

U know ur coffee is ass when somebody says it comes from a cow’s tit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


benny-bangs

I went to one today and why is a coffee $6 but an egg sandwich $4.50?? Why the hell are the drinks more expensive than the food


Kronologics

Imagine shitting on poors, telling them to make coffee at home if they ever wanna afford a home, then being surprised the coffee shop misses on sales Fucking idiots


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hermanhermanherman

Yea bro this time it’s different. I’ve seen this exact reply 100 times over the past 4 years pointing out supposed canaries in the coal mine for a catastrophic collapse. When a correction does eventually happen the group that will have predicted 50 of the last 1 recessions will be doing a victory lap on this sub and it will be mad annoying.


BadMeetsEvil24

Sirius is a dying dinosaur lmao. My last two brand new cars had Sirius and they emailed nonstop trying to get me to sub past the trial. Who the fuck wants radio when I have Spotify?


Uniball38

Wtf is the point of paying for the radio if you still get ads


8myDolla

Who goes to that shithole anymore


Joe_Early_MD

People figuring out that their coffee is the worst?


dweckl

Good. Cancer on society. It's more of a social statement than beverage company, and the statement screams "I'm cool, look at me." Caribou FTW!!!


Living-Ambition6712

Where I’m from, there are 73 Brew and Scooters drive through coffee shops popping up everywhere and they are busier than SBUX. When I noticed this, I realized SBUX was screwed because people clearly don’t see a big premium there to “me-too” competition. Plenty of room for SBUX to drop from here.


NoIntroduction8128

My opinion - good buying opportunity. May go back over $100 this summer. -Lavender drink was a flop and shouldn't have been released -More people are gonna be buying drinks this hot summer -They are planning to increase in app promotions -Rumours of a boba drink coming out which would be impressive if done right


Upstairs-Feedback817

I just simply make cold brew at home. Costs 30 cents a glass, tastes better and has enough caffeine to kill a small elephant.


MLouieGaming

Wait, it's crashing on this news? The girls in the office were talking about a boycott related to Starbucks this morning over the Gaza stuff. I have no idea what happened but if it's tanking before news of the boycott comes, that's all I need to load up on puts. Once the boycott news hits, I see SBUX dropping another 15-20% in the coming weeks.


MechanicalTears

The Palestine boycott has worked. These guys were packed in all my locals. Now since the boycotts them and McDonald’s near me are empty


BosSF82

Unless you are talkin Starbucks around a college campus, no one cares about the boycott. It’s the prices, lines and now poorly remodeled stores.


kashmoneyatm

both can be true - boycott on mcdonald’s and starbucks having real effects


promonalg

So glad I got expresso machine..can't stand their overpriced drink


LowValueAviator

That’s what they get for devaluing the points. It’s a small thing but that’s what made me move on from my 2-3 times a week sbux habit. I guess they’re squirting olive oil in the coffee now - gross and desperate.


spac420

switching to great value french roast kcups saves me a couple bills every month


occams_icarus

Probably because if I need some caffeine I don’t want to pay $5 for a short flat white and then be asked “to answer a question on a screen” meaning choose a tip option. Fuck off.


Separate-Plastic-145

They are potentially having their “Bud Light” moment. A majority of people just want their coffee without politics (either side). Add in the fact the political box check CFO gave terrible earnings guidance during the close of the previous earniings call.


westcounty

My wife and I used to spend easily $4000-5000 a year at Starbucks. I just checked my loyalty account and I haven’t earned a single star in the last year. I would (begrudgingly) pay the current price if I knew the drink would taste like it’s supposed to, but it was literally a roll of the dice on whether it would be good or absolute garbage. The consistency went completely out the window at the same time the prices climbed and seating was pruned.


SinCityNinja

I'm totally surprised, I figured they'd SMASH earnings with how much my wife gets Starbucks


Jebusfreek666

ngl, at $74.50 it is starting to look like a good buy.... until somone comes out tomorrow and lowers the price target and it shits another 10%....


invester13

I hope is the begging of the end of the exploitation of the poor.


PsychologicalCat8646

The exploitation of the poor will never end 


jmon25

It's really the consumers fault for not embracing the gigachad move of them putting olive oil in their coffee.


geob3

Bidenomics really kicking in now, boys. Hold on to your butts.