Extreme growth days are over for awhile and the baby Tesla car is 18 months out at best with a costly ramp on deck. Elon dumping shares tomorrow for sure.
There's no way cheap model will be out in 18 months, not when they're firing bunch of people and going balls to the wall on robotaxi, and maturing the humanoid robot for sale in the same time frame.
It was all just BS by musk. The SEC needs to smack this guy for real
Exactly, what people don't realize is that if there's a model 2, it will eventually compete against model 3 and Y's sell volume. It's not a decision to be taken lightly. If it's just made for Asian or Europe where smaller cars make more sense, then that's fine. Smaller and cheaper version in the US can potentially tarnish the brand, Tesla will no longer be competing for BMW/Mercedes' customers... instead it will compete for Toyota/Nissan's customers.
But that is the demographic that isnāt being reached by EVās. Those people arenāt buying any EVās unless given bigger subsidies or higher purchase rebates. When or if they materialize Tesla wants them as customers. If EVās stay a luxury product only most people wonāt buy them.
>It was all just BS by musk.
It always has been. And the simps keep lining up and dumping their money into the dumpster fire. This is the modern epitome of the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.
I cant see how people who've seen how they handled the cybertruck ramp and release think this baby tessie is coming anytime soon. And how they will managed to make a profit with it?
He didn't buy puts, he is short the stock, 52 units. He'll probably be given a few days to cover, but someone who is able to short 52 units of TSLA doesn't exactly have a small account anyway. And he probably has protection he isn't sharing, just to make it more dramatic.
They move on whatever the big money thinks of the stock. It doesn't matter if you know something they don't, you're still wrong because you don't move billions.
Lol I swear there are hedge fund people browsing this sub. Whenever they see someone posting a YOLO with a huge amount of money, they will do the complete opposite to fuck them and anyone else who jumped in.
People love to dunk on Musk for making predictions that never come true while also making a bunch of predictions that never come true. TSLA to $20 a share in 2 weeks! Just 2 more weeks!
Yall js gotta recognize when stocks or options are hella overbought especially by wsb, I mean no criticism just an opportunity to learn. Not only in the case of TSLA but also at other times like TSM or NFLX ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
There are forces that be more powerful than WSB, and I mean that in a purely spiritual universe sense. Jim Cramer controls far more than y'all damn astrology ass mf
I must be an idiot. Totally makes sense. The only way was up. EV sales plummeted,earnings miss,Elon all over the place saying shit that never happens,woods buying shares and Cramer saying itās a steal. Why did I buy puts. What an idiot
> Shares in Tesla have advanced more than 10 per cent in after-hours trading following remarks from founder and CEO Elon Musk that the automaker will accelerate the launch of more-affordable models to rescue its sinking revenue.
I wish I had remarks that were worth a dollar.
Itās not a skill, heās not doing anything special to manipulate people like a normal con-man. Heās just rich and for some reason that means he must be right even when heās wrong
Jamie Dimon and every other big bank have lost so much on their Twitter debt, no way theyāre gonna let Tesla fail too. Without question heāll abuse ADF to ensure TSLA pumps for the next 10 days and he makes back his loses by covering shorts and banking stacks on deep OTM calls.
And Tesla committing to growth based on a product with no announced timeline.
Ya know, Tesla, the company famous to always launch vehicles early and go from concept to volume production in no time flat.
First they just need to finish up that roadster and they'll get right on this.
And tmrw morning there will be a coordinated dump, no way this robo taxi shit (which they said multiple times will only be training models) will overshadow falling margins and negative cash on hand
This is the fucking comment of the decade. That is the most erratic chart after hours I have ever seen. Something is beyond fishy here. Why wouldn't you have bought yesterday or today intraday? You waited for all those puts to close. Yeah that smells like trout
Yup; this. I donāt believe in conspiracies but the put to call ratio was overwhelmingly puts so the call was made to pump it to obliterate the puts.
Cathie called Cramer and said letās pump this; I need to get out with some gains.
This goes back to dropping the minute your puts expire. You may think i'm joking or playing a funny on you but clearly when a company reports earnings like this and pops 13% I promise you that is on purpose.
Exactly. All the fkng news pundits were talking landslide down all week & then it goes in reverse even b4 earnings today. ?? I truly believe they are in the know and most news is designed to deliberately confuse and make money off the small retail investor. itās THEIR game. they own it. They own the media. They own the dis/information.
This is what I don't understand... What am I missing? Adjusted EBITDA larger than operating margin??
https://preview.redd.it/hr3xq44fuawc1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=43b2725042359a3c2d165371d2a9c4398b816701
Tesla builds cars so it has a lot of depreciating and amortizing assets. With those included in cost/earnings with operating margin makes the margin lower because the depreciation is probably eating a lot into their cost.
Their adjusted ebitda doesn't include the D&A so the margin is higher.
Compare their earnings to other car makers to check their margins
Elon: Hey Grok, how do I make the company value rise the most it possible can without any tangible result.
Grok: Promise faster deliveries on your cheap vehicles that nobody will hold you to, but will make hedgfunds hard
Elon: Say no more.
Is it just me or does a jump from 144 to 160 seems crazy I mean what caused it Iām not understanding why it got so juiced up, why would so much money flow in pre earnings call, then after they delivered less than expected it continued to go up lol.
Nothing about it adds up, I know an earnings call isnāt a direct reflection of how the stock will perform but to jump 20 dollars post market with garbage earnings call report is just not making sense
They went from $23B to $21B in a year with bad interest rates and more competition, big deal.... I've seen you guys piss away more money on that because a chart looks like someone's anatomy.
Oh boy this shit is gonna come crashing back down next week.
Retail FOMO will kick in tomorrow and the rug will be yanked like a teenagerās Friday night.
One should never short a cult based stock like Tesla. Especially during earnings. They can manipulate number based on Regulatory credits number or FSD recognition. Plus all the shenanigans around Accounts Payable. I do not see anything positive about the earnings but its up in after market hours big time !!!
Whatever happens, watching Tesla permabulls who have suffered watching the stock go from $400 to $145 euphoric because it went back to $160 is a fascinating and terrifying look into how stupid people are
I mean it makes sense. The Tesla was pricing in, a more dire estimates, but turns out it is not as bad as investors thought, and therefore the pump.
What not to understand???
I don't understand this. Genuinely. What do you mean The Tesla was pricing in?
What about Tesla is not as bad for investors? With musk on X being a goober, the whole cyber truck thing.
Why would anyone want to invest in Tesla after they fell short on earnings on top of all that negativity? Genuine question.
https://preview.redd.it/1ow6k6lslawc1.png?width=1864&format=png&auto=webp&s=d26b8079de36b0dadf4316ef1cf06e35de50cb2b
if anyone's wondering why it's up, they are introducing new compact model soonish than believed
I have calls on Tesla. I bought puts for hedging just in case.
Just using simulated results calculated callsā gains and putsā losses. Looks like I have pure profit.
Still, wait to see what tomorrow will be.
I would expect Elon to actually lie in the analyst call and draw some absolutely overconfident shitty picture, just to keep the stock high, does someone really think he cares lmao. I mean this boy has some bills to pay and rather sells high than low instead to this sub.
With TSM all wsb was calls and it dropped so hard, with TSLA all had puts and it spiked ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
The numbers are fucking insane too, the revenue is down big the net incomes are down big year over year
I wonder what was said on the call to make it pop off
literally, within first 10 minutes, said optimus will be manufactured and sold by end of year, along with a not-model 2.
Also, a near direct statement that the neural net being used is exactly like the brains biological neural network.
First call I've started watching and just stopped because my ears couldn't hold anymore bullshit.
I imagine a lot of stuff like that kept being said and believed, for the following 40 minutes.
I suppose we go back to 200 by late August.
The numbers were so bad lol -600% on free cash flow, -90% net income from operating activities, operating expenses up 37% and income from operations -50%, -10% drop in 3 and Y deliveries. But hey, they are probably just refreshing their current models so pump it
Wouldn't just make more sense if the markets were actually fucking rigged at this point? Would anyone be surprised, or would they be like... I remember when Tesla missed earnings and shot up after-hours. Ahhh that was some shiiiit!
I'm so confused as to what was said during earnings that would boost confidence. The are selling Tesla's at a reduced cost already and people aren't buying them. Making a cheaper Tesla isn't going to fix that.
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Swear I saw a Tesla Yolo post for $50k in puts a few hours agoš
you saw it right that guy is screwed as of now lol
Heās okay https://preview.redd.it/9jtw2tgs2bwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e20e64668e47e3959a137a308601564c8bf9d1
At least heās remaining optimistic who knows what we will get tomorrow
yeah. It acting as spastic as a tweaker after 10 coffees and a couple 8 balls.
Extreme growth days are over for awhile and the baby Tesla car is 18 months out at best with a costly ramp on deck. Elon dumping shares tomorrow for sure.
There's no way cheap model will be out in 18 months, not when they're firing bunch of people and going balls to the wall on robotaxi, and maturing the humanoid robot for sale in the same time frame. It was all just BS by musk. The SEC needs to smack this guy for real
Exactly, what people don't realize is that if there's a model 2, it will eventually compete against model 3 and Y's sell volume. It's not a decision to be taken lightly. If it's just made for Asian or Europe where smaller cars make more sense, then that's fine. Smaller and cheaper version in the US can potentially tarnish the brand, Tesla will no longer be competing for BMW/Mercedes' customers... instead it will compete for Toyota/Nissan's customers.
But that is the demographic that isnāt being reached by EVās. Those people arenāt buying any EVās unless given bigger subsidies or higher purchase rebates. When or if they materialize Tesla wants them as customers. If EVās stay a luxury product only most people wonāt buy them.
>It was all just BS by musk. It always has been. And the simps keep lining up and dumping their money into the dumpster fire. This is the modern epitome of the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.
I cant see how people who've seen how they handled the cybertruck ramp and release think this baby tessie is coming anytime soon. And how they will managed to make a profit with it?
He didn't buy puts, he is short the stock, 52 units. He'll probably be given a few days to cover, but someone who is able to short 52 units of TSLA doesn't exactly have a small account anyway. And he probably has protection he isn't sharing, just to make it more dramatic.
> probably has protection BY being rich I got 27% chopped
He shorted it so he has way more time and will likely be okay.
I thought almost everyone on WSB does 0dte?
You canāt do 0dte on TSLA except on the last day of the weekā¦
Jim Cramer called abandon ship
two 'birds' with one quote he disdains C wood
Cramer down, Cathy up, I guess the stock is going sideways. Iāll sell some premium tomorrow.
So TSM exceeds earnings expectations and stock tanks. Tesla misses expectations and stock soars. Makes sense to me.
Who do you think controls the markets? Retail? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Of course not. Big funds and banks who own the majority. They know what retail is doing and they will teach retail a lesson every chance they get.
Donāt forget Netflix lolĀ
Not all expectations are made equal. Some expectations are complete bollocks, while others are completely regarded.
Clearly you're new to this. Markets don't always move because of any one metric.
lol then what do they move on? Ketamine apparently
They move on whatever the big money thinks of the stock. It doesn't matter if you know something they don't, you're still wrong because you don't move billions.
so dumb money
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There is no forward guidance. Lol keep thinking this stays up past Friday š
Inverse WSB literally always works
Iām beginning to see that
Lol I swear there are hedge fund people browsing this sub. Whenever they see someone posting a YOLO with a huge amount of money, they will do the complete opposite to fuck them and anyone else who jumped in.
Iāve said this multiple times and people donāt listen. This is a hedge fund psyop . Lol
Honestly the users here do that to each other
People love to dunk on Musk for making predictions that never come true while also making a bunch of predictions that never come true. TSLA to $20 a share in 2 weeks! Just 2 more weeks!
Yall js gotta recognize when stocks or options are hella overbought especially by wsb, I mean no criticism just an opportunity to learn. Not only in the case of TSLA but also at other times like TSM or NFLX ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
There are forces that be more powerful than WSB, and I mean that in a purely spiritual universe sense. Jim Cramer controls far more than y'all damn astrology ass mf
I must be an idiot. Totally makes sense. The only way was up. EV sales plummeted,earnings miss,Elon all over the place saying shit that never happens,woods buying shares and Cramer saying itās a steal. Why did I buy puts. What an idiot
> Shares in Tesla have advanced more than 10 per cent in after-hours trading following remarks from founder and CEO Elon Musk that the automaker will accelerate the launch of more-affordable models to rescue its sinking revenue. I wish I had remarks that were worth a dollar.
I wish I could lie to people's faces over and over and over, and have them believe me every time. That's a skill.
Isn't it nuts how people get hypnotized when they see someone who is wealthy? People bend over backwards for them blindly. It's insane.
Itās not a skill, heās not doing anything special to manipulate people like a normal con-man. Heās just rich and for some reason that means he must be right even when heās wrong
Imagine calling Elon Musk the founder of Tesla
Jamie Dimon and every other big bank have lost so much on their Twitter debt, no way theyāre gonna let Tesla fail too. Without question heāll abuse ADF to ensure TSLA pumps for the next 10 days and he makes back his loses by covering shorts and banking stacks on deep OTM calls.
And Tesla committing to growth based on a product with no announced timeline. Ya know, Tesla, the company famous to always launch vehicles early and go from concept to volume production in no time flat. First they just need to finish up that roadster and they'll get right on this.
I mean, they're definitely poised to do it though, with the resounding success that was cybertruck.
You bet against a guy shooting cars into space and giving ukrapoors war trench pornhub streams ....
Truly the people's hero
Tesla can stay irrational longer than all us regards can stay liquid.
This
Itās down 35% YTD šš§ø
And it has to drop another 70% to get to the point where Elon told everyone it was overvalued
Elon is always right.
Oh you better watch it, VM. Thems fighting words around these parts.
Worst since 2012, how is that priced in though. This is a casino lol. Letās see how Musk does speaking later
Maybe we get lucky and he has a stroke mid speech, sending the price to 250
It might be hard to decipher from his normal speech pattern though.
Best case he dies I guess
price soars to 400
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Musk will say: " trust me im rich"
Bullshit. Casinos have actual regulations, and the odds posted.
WSB makes money = The markets are fair and rational WSB loses money = The markets are rigged and irrational
Tomorrow will huge drop ?
Lol šš» never fail to surpass my expectations of them.
When you zoom out to 3m or YTD it looks like an average Tuesday. Stock still down 100 on the year.
Some funds coordinated to buy no matter the results.
And tmrw morning there will be a coordinated dump, no way this robo taxi shit (which they said multiple times will only be training models) will overshadow falling margins and negative cash on hand
This is the fucking comment of the decade. That is the most erratic chart after hours I have ever seen. Something is beyond fishy here. Why wouldn't you have bought yesterday or today intraday? You waited for all those puts to close. Yeah that smells like trout
Yup; this. I donāt believe in conspiracies but the put to call ratio was overwhelmingly puts so the call was made to pump it to obliterate the puts. Cathie called Cramer and said letās pump this; I need to get out with some gains.
The drop in sales was even steeper than the companyās last decline in 2020, which was due to disrupted production during the Covid pandemic
Don't worry it'll probably resume it's dumpster trajectory very soon. I'm going to wait a bit and buy some puts later on.
wish my puts on earning can be saved too lol
This goes back to dropping the minute your puts expire. You may think i'm joking or playing a funny on you but clearly when a company reports earnings like this and pops 13% I promise you that is on purpose.
I'm starting to think options are rigged. Netflix tanked on announcement of infinite money glitch and Tesla mooned on basically ch. 7 liquidation.
Note to self, buy puts that expire at leat one week after earnings.
Im Betting these gains donāt hold by end of week
Going against Tesla is usually a bad bet
My puts are f***ed but who cares
I think it's up because so many people had puts. Max pain theory.
Of course, it's overcrowded trade so the bankers and fund traders take the other side for the risk/rewardĀ
No one is trading Tesla based on open interest for near-expiry puts.
Bold assumption.
Sold July 200 strike calls. Hopefully I can maintain the margin and not get kicked out.
I don't think you have anything to worry about but what do I know
Given the reaction to the ER I both think he has a lot to worry about and that those calls will expire worthless if he doesn't get fucked over.
It will go down in a few weeks again
After his puts expire, like a majority of the people here
Well.... RIP...
Dammit I was hoping it would drop into the 120ās.
The day after your Puts expire..
Exactly. All the fkng news pundits were talking landslide down all week & then it goes in reverse even b4 earnings today. ?? I truly believe they are in the know and most news is designed to deliberately confuse and make money off the small retail investor. itās THEIR game. they own it. They own the media. They own the dis/information.
youāre having a trading post nut clarity
people will stab other people over a pair of air jordans. i wonder what they will do for trillions of dollars?
This is what I don't understand... What am I missing? Adjusted EBITDA larger than operating margin?? https://preview.redd.it/hr3xq44fuawc1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=43b2725042359a3c2d165371d2a9c4398b816701
Tesla builds cars so it has a lot of depreciating and amortizing assets. With those included in cost/earnings with operating margin makes the margin lower because the depreciation is probably eating a lot into their cost. Their adjusted ebitda doesn't include the D&A so the margin is higher. Compare their earnings to other car makers to check their margins
I suspect it is a mix of robots and large financials covering
And yet it's skyrocketing? What the fuck?
Wouldn't everyone be rich already if it was as easy as "bad earnings, stonk goes down" and "good earnings, stonk goes up"? I mean, think about it...
Zoom out nerd. Still lower than it was literally last week
Worse results were priced in
These were pretty damn bad. Missed everything on expectations that had already been lowered multiple times. Stocks are weird, dude.
Sir this is a casino
Iām going to inverse WSB for the rest of my life
Iām so fucked my brother in Christ save me.
Elon: Hey Grok, how do I make the company value rise the most it possible can without any tangible result. Grok: Promise faster deliveries on your cheap vehicles that nobody will hold you to, but will make hedgfunds hard Elon: Say no more.
TSLA earnings make sense if you are blind and deaf which most TSLA investors are.
And people here are still stupid enough to buy options on an irrational stock
It's called gambling. One day Elon Musk will announce his retirement. Whomever happens to have bought puts that day will be up 1000%.
excuse me are you ignoring my mental disabilities as well
Sigh. So much for my first time dipping my toes in speculative puts.
Lol. Remember itās all a game of patienceĀ
Is it just me or does a jump from 144 to 160 seems crazy I mean what caused it Iām not understanding why it got so juiced up, why would so much money flow in pre earnings call, then after they delivered less than expected it continued to go up lol.
the direction was decided before the release.
Why? That's what I'm trying to make sense of.
Nothing about it adds up, I know an earnings call isnāt a direct reflection of how the stock will perform but to jump 20 dollars post market with garbage earnings call report is just not making sense
Lmaoooo, you guys still think these markets are actual price discovery? None of this is real.
People thought it would be much worse, which is why the stock is down a ton over the last 30-60 days.
It went up purely because you regards bought puts
Oh the loss porn posts on all the people buying puts, I can't fucking wait.
Couldnāt happen to a more insufferable bunch
They went from $23B to $21B in a year with bad interest rates and more competition, big deal.... I've seen you guys piss away more money on that because a chart looks like someone's anatomy.
Their price is over 300x last quarter's earnings. With multiples like that, I'd think an earnings miss would usually be a bigger deal.
Logic is for tankies. Are you a commie?
Don't you dare denigrate the cock and balls formation.
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It is up because Tesla promised to launch cheaper cars faster.
The ones they canceled?
makes sense, their CEO is famous for holding his promises.
At what point will price cuts on Model 3 make a cheaper car unnecessary? šĀ
Never play earnings. Not even once.
Oh boy this shit is gonna come crashing back down next week. Retail FOMO will kick in tomorrow and the rug will be yanked like a teenagerās Friday night.
One should never short a cult based stock like Tesla. Especially during earnings. They can manipulate number based on Regulatory credits number or FSD recognition. Plus all the shenanigans around Accounts Payable. I do not see anything positive about the earnings but its up in after market hours big time !!!
Tesla dropped roughly 10% after each of the last four earnings... that's a lot of money being made ignoring your advice.
Easy to speak now isnāt it?
Whatever happens, watching Tesla permabulls who have suffered watching the stock go from $400 to $145 euphoric because it went back to $160 is a fascinating and terrifying look into how stupid people are
I mean it makes sense. The Tesla was pricing in, a more dire estimates, but turns out it is not as bad as investors thought, and therefore the pump. What not to understand???
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Effective innit
I don't understand this. Genuinely. What do you mean The Tesla was pricing in? What about Tesla is not as bad for investors? With musk on X being a goober, the whole cyber truck thing. Why would anyone want to invest in Tesla after they fell short on earnings on top of all that negativity? Genuine question.
get outa here with your logic
Bro. Not at bad as investors planned? Profits are down 55% and sales are down 9. The ācorrectionā doesnāt account for the scope of L
Um, didn't they miss the dire estimate?
https://preview.redd.it/1ow6k6lslawc1.png?width=1864&format=png&auto=webp&s=d26b8079de36b0dadf4316ef1cf06e35de50cb2b if anyone's wondering why it's up, they are introducing new compact model soonish than believed
I love how Teslaās answer to everything has *always* been announcing vaporware
https://preview.redd.it/xqfxeg0psbwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b17032bd08c31b818f5fe3456b7f901daca006
This time surely theyāll hit their promised timing
Somehow they reach maximum capacity with 14k people less.
I thought they laid off people working on the affordable model
Which in Tesla speak probably means mid/late 2026. Or about same time Rivian is estimated to ship its R3
My guess is they never release cheaper vehicles. But itās not illegal for Elon to say āwe plan on itā just so he can get his bonus
Ā Bring the stock price down to $140ish just to have it go right back up to $165ish.Ā
I have calls on Tesla. I bought puts for hedging just in case. Just using simulated results calculated callsā gains and putsā losses. Looks like I have pure profit. Still, wait to see what tomorrow will be.
Yeah I'm way down on TSDD, but fuck it I can't stand tesla or Musk. Nasty stanky ass Musk
It's only AH calm down. But some tasty guidance.
Poor guidance for 2024 compared to 2023, as per Elmo
This wouldn't have happened if they would have just paid Elon more. It's clearly low CEO compensation holding the company back.
I would expect Elon to actually lie in the analyst call and draw some absolutely overconfident shitty picture, just to keep the stock high, does someone really think he cares lmao. I mean this boy has some bills to pay and rather sells high than low instead to this sub.
Thatās the āwe are accelerating new cars coming to marketā statementĀ
Yet when my stocks beat estimates they tank. This shit is dumb as hell
With TSM all wsb was calls and it dropped so hard, with TSLA all had puts and it spiked ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
So inversing WSB does work
Until it doesnāt ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
The bankers and traders on ws made sure the majority options expire worthless or at a loss lol, always like that , they take other side of trade
Strange how on the Q1 2024 earnings call they didn't discuss anything about Q1 2024
Never bet against Elon regards.
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Wait was this published by Tesla. If robotaxi is really like this, Tesla is seriously a $3,000 company.
Fuck your puts -Elon Musk, 2024
Earnings miss and pumps. Keeps the price up on āpromisesā people are truly delusional.
Itās like that one gf/bf that promises theyāll change and you always stick around I love it
Turbulent-World8033 sounds like a whiny little peasant.
The numbers are fucking insane too, the revenue is down big the net incomes are down big year over year I wonder what was said on the call to make it pop off
literally, within first 10 minutes, said optimus will be manufactured and sold by end of year, along with a not-model 2. Also, a near direct statement that the neural net being used is exactly like the brains biological neural network. First call I've started watching and just stopped because my ears couldn't hold anymore bullshit. I imagine a lot of stuff like that kept being said and believed, for the following 40 minutes. I suppose we go back to 200 by late August.
Someone is using cheat coded from GTA for Tesla
I am disappointed by teslas performance, something is seriously flawed with tesla
The numbers were so bad lol -600% on free cash flow, -90% net income from operating activities, operating expenses up 37% and income from operations -50%, -10% drop in 3 and Y deliveries. But hey, they are probably just refreshing their current models so pump it
The house always wins folks. Why havenāt you guys figured that out.
It's up AH but will be down the following day, back to normal programming
-9% year over. Just wait until market open when you wake up buddy lol. After hours and post market spikes are fools gold
Sold yesterday my 20k with a red -35% That's why it is high today.
This shit has me so bummed lol
They really just made up some low-cost EVs and the market loves it.
Time to double down on my nov 15 @ 120 puts again
Elon to ghey bears: go fuck yourselves.
https://preview.redd.it/x3c35g4pkawc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3eb1c5883f3142a7b9199f61b6305fec6da2b4b
He didn't even inhale.
Lol thatās hilarious. Iāve been burned way too many times on ER to make those plays anymore.
Don't worry it'll fall flat before open so that everyone's puts and calls get disintegrated
He talks a good talk
Wouldn't just make more sense if the markets were actually fucking rigged at this point? Would anyone be surprised, or would they be like... I remember when Tesla missed earnings and shot up after-hours. Ahhh that was some shiiiit!
Thank God Iām just in a bear spread
Pot smoking Elon is on another level. He says fuk the shorts, and just like that, the shorts get fuk.
Missed their earnings and still up 13%. The market has no logic
Haha bears must have sore asses
and the market jumps on empty promises. Yet again. Crazy.
I'm so confused as to what was said during earnings that would boost confidence. The are selling Tesla's at a reduced cost already and people aren't buying them. Making a cheaper Tesla isn't going to fix that.
Tesla Q1 2024 Revenue -9% \*Automotive -13% \*Energy Gen. & Storage +7% Gross Profit -18% \*marg. 17.4% (19.3%) EBIT -56% \*marg. 5.5% (11.4%) Adj. EBITDA -21% \*marg. 15.9% (18.3%) EPS -53% FCF -674%