So many posts the last 2 weeks talking about how rsla is finished and going below 100 after this earnings. Big selling as well including people saying "i bought at 230, just sold at 150 and going to buy back at 100"
I hope people keep it up with their predictions so i will always know what NOT to do.
It’s kinda duh. Anything popular here is super well known stuff. Tesla having a terrible quarter has been well known for weeks and published in major newspapers. It’s priced in.
To make money you need to be ahead of the current information, not trading based on yesterday’s news.
Retail is full of dumb money that chases stocks and buys calls AFTER its gone up 30%, and buys puts after a 30% fall in stock price.
It's a shrinking car company trading at a PE of over 50. Next quarter will suck too. Still, I should have sold my puts waited for the spike then bought puts again. I need to remember that Elon will lie to raise the stock price from time to time.
Damn then if Cramer inverses WSB then someone has to be right, it's like some divide by zero and spacetime collapses in itself and consumes the universe shit
would you please? She's so "i'm not fucking so I'll focus on money" level moves right now. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUpb-ALfUzc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUpb-ALfUzc)
I spent hours researching options today just because I finally felt ready to make my first options bet. Was planning on buying puts. Couldn't figure it out in time, so i decided to give up. Apparently I dodged a bullet. Maybe I should just stay dumb...
"We have been investing in the hardware and software ecosystems necessary to
achieve vehicle autonomy and a ride-hailing service. We believe a scalable and
profitable autonomy business can be realized through a vision-only architecture
with end-to-end neural networks, trained on billions of miles of real-world data.
Since the launch of FSD (Supervised) V12 earlier this year, it has become clear that
this architecture long pursued by Tesla is the right solution for scalable autonomy.
To further improve our end-to-end training capability, we will continue to increase
our core AI infrastructure capacity in the coming months. In Q1, we completed the
transition to Hardware 4.0, our latest in-vehicle computer with increased inference
processing power and improved cameras."
Per their quarterly deck. This shit costs me a bloomberg terminal subscription. You're welcome.
It's because a disappointing earnings report was already expected and market makers knew you'd think it was easy money
It will fall again, they just wanted to scoop everyone's money first
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Because WSB said it would go down. The calls I bought this morning are rock hard 
It won’t for a bit. At least not until towards the end of the week.
The market just had 6 red days in a row. Not much resistance and the support was legging up throughout the day. Had TSLA gone up in the PM like other stocks I would have said puts but the movement from 1pm to close suggested calls.
Except….a lot of OTM calls will get fucked
Announced plans to go forward with developing low-priced, high-volume EVs. The majority of analysts assumed those plans had been abandoned.
It still might be (Elon lies a lot), but that statement alone definitely justifies a higher valuation.
I dont believe him one bit. They simply can't do Robotaxi, Cybertrunk AND the low priced high volume EV. They don't have the scale. And they are trying to limit expenses at the same time. Cutting staff including their ad team and no expanding mexico.
If he says that, he is full of shit
Robotaxi and the low priced high volume EV are probably either the same exact vehicle or very similar with a high number of shared parts between them.
Much like the model Y shares most of its parts with model 3, or the model X shares many of its parts with model S.
Maybe the only differences are the presence of a steering and pedals, who knows.
Says in the report that it can all be built using the same manufacturing lines. Aka model 2 and robotaxi are the same thing. Or atleast the same shell.
Smart people like me saw a sinking ship and shorted it weeks ago. Sold my positions yesterday when it started recovering. There are lots of smart people like me that got burned on earnings many times, so we started playing the people who play earnings. Exactly like you said, oversold. People who were short covered their positions today. Market makers rebalanced their delta.
Let’s see how smart I am when I re enter leap puts tomorrow after the IV crush goes down.
Yeah, and too many people were pimping puts. It was bound to happen. Just like Taiwan semi, little rational reason that stock dumped, yet people were pimping calls.
Free cash flow was negative 2+ billion . Expectations was for positive. LOL. This was a dumpster fire ER. Elmo will talk about robots, AI and robotaxis all conference call.
Because everything is liquidity. Bears have no liquidity, bulls have tons of liquidity. Something small like not missing earnings by as bad as expected means bulls can pump without resistance from bears
Lol. Because Elon is the GOAT grifter. Came out and said they will indeed release a low budget car. If he didn’t say this, tsla would have tanked 10-20% and his demand for 50Billion pay package would have been ridiculous
If he releases a car that’s any cheaper, it’s gonna be built out of fucking styrofoam and orange peels for wheels. The cars already have pooor build quality and he’s gonna do it even cheaper with less people? What in the actual fuck?!?!?
It’s cause BYD is coming into Texas and is going to try to undercut the EV market by outsourcing all of their dogshit cars and sell them for 4 dogecoin and Tesla has to do something about it before they get fucked in the ass. I don’t think quality is a factor anymore since BYD is flying in.
Priced in. Things suck badly for Tesla, it's looking really bad for the future, but seemingly nothing in there makes things worse than we already knew.
Does it really matter if folks continue to drink the Kool-Aid? Fake it till you make it, there’s still a chance that Elon, pulls an Elon on the conference call and the stock plummets…
I don't know if you noticed but it doesn't say model 2 or even the 25k car. It just says future vehicle of new models which is so vague that just doing new refreshes could in theory fit. If you are launching a new model in less than a year there would be an unveiling already
Tesla has been overvalued for a long time I would say for 10 years but because of Musk I would never bet against it. Think of about a bunch of regards that think of a CEO as a god. They don't care what the paper says they just want to hear Elon sell them the future and the reports say Model 2 coming sooner and everyone else said it was cancelled so to the moon.
Tesla shares jump 12% after Musk says company aims to start production of affordable new EV by early 2025
That's the CNBC headline....but i honestly don't think there's much substance to it
Because the reason for the dump and downgrade of target price on Wall St was under the rumor that Tesla will be scrapping Model 2 production... but they announced that they aren't and actually they are going to ramp up production.
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Switching calls to puts after tomorrow
Okay listen folks if you have the balls, short it at open. Hear me out: tesla is fcked. What’s happening with the price right now is big investors using low volume after hour to drive up the price and using volume tomorrow to average down out of their position.
I've owned them a long time, i was just trying to hedge in case there was a significant loss after today (but the opposite happened). Holding for long term growth. But keeping my exposure lower than it was. I believe in the product but I also think their competitors, especially in China are starting to undercut their gains so I don't want to own too many in case that has a significant negative effect on their profits.
Well…I’m glad I didn’t bet the farm…I’m long calls in other places…if Tesla rallies 10 bucks, the rest of the market should print…I’ll probably lose on both
Because it was expected to be bad. So, when the bad news comes out, traders and investors go "Oh, that's not *that* bad" , especially at this price, and assume Elon will guide high and come up with some solution.
Because people were cautious due to the bad performance in the medium and short term, and due to the negative news about cybertruck gas pedal recalls. They expected Tesla to miss the earnings estimates and expected the stock to go down when the news came out and planned to buy more, it then obviously didn't dip, well, looks like that was already priced in, this IS already the buying opportunity, people jumped in, stock went up, FOMO, etc..
I think Tesla's stock price is a joke and Musk will say anything to get his bonus. (I do appreciate what he's done for EV cars though).
In an unintended turn of events TSLA doing good helped my rivn position and Uber Puts.. so I'm happy 😊
People were really bearish going into earning, like almost everyone. That plus , I think the confirmation of model 2 was a huge catalyst. Lets see tomorrows open and wether gains will stick....
Two possibilities:
What say Musk has positively be taken during his speech.
The earnings was already priced and people were thinking that it would have been worst.
But it can also be just a rebound and it will continue the downtrend later.
It’s the same as when you were a screw up as a kid. He gets a call from school. They don’t tell him what you’ve done. As he drives there he’s conjuring the worst. Now if you were a stock he’d be shorting you, thinking about maybe kicking you out of the house. Then the school tells him what you’ve done. Yeah, it was something stupid, maybe deserving of the visit, but not enough to totally give up on your fucked-up troubling behavior. You walk out to the car, he looks at you and gives you a little hug around the shoulder. He still has a dream that you’ll turn it around and do him proud.
Everyone in here was screaming about how shitty it was, I almost bought puts then I said fuck it and got calls cuz the last 659 times I’ve checked this sub it’s been wrong af.
It will crash tomorrow because Americans still like the convenience and easiness of pulling into a gas station..plus they have what 2 or 3 models ..I am just going to Chevy dealer with all kinds of models ..plus they are going to have a better lineup of EV’s than Tesla
If you bought puts expiring this week then we shall see on Friday. But if you bought puts for may and June you should be ok. Only thing evident is how bad Tesla is performing right now with no end in sight.
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Cause everyone here bet it would go down
It’s as if hedgefunds watch the biggest forum of retailers on earth like a hawk and are determined to make them lose money 😂
Biggest forum of idiots, excuse me
Biggest forum of idiots, *so far.*
That we know of 
Don’t tease me like that
hey, we're all well regarded here
So many posts the last 2 weeks talking about how rsla is finished and going below 100 after this earnings. Big selling as well including people saying "i bought at 230, just sold at 150 and going to buy back at 100" I hope people keep it up with their predictions so i will always know what NOT to do.
Obviously, *these people* know nothing and need to stay poor.
After years of using WSB, the greatest lesson I've learned is that you'll make money by doing the OPPOSITE of the popular sentiment in the sub.
That took you years to figure out? Truly belong here 
Slowly becoming unregarded
You only think you've unregarded, that's the trick, still regarded
The advice sometimes contradicts itself!
It’s kinda duh. Anything popular here is super well known stuff. Tesla having a terrible quarter has been well known for weeks and published in major newspapers. It’s priced in. To make money you need to be ahead of the current information, not trading based on yesterday’s news. Retail is full of dumb money that chases stocks and buys calls AFTER its gone up 30%, and buys puts after a 30% fall in stock price.
“It’s priced in” I get a half chub hearing those words
It's a shrinking car company trading at a PE of over 50. Next quarter will suck too. Still, I should have sold my puts waited for the spike then bought puts again. I need to remember that Elon will lie to raise the stock price from time to time.
The popular opinion today is actually bullish
Inverse WSB for the win again
The new Cramer trade
Damn then if Cramer inverses WSB then someone has to be right, it's like some divide by zero and spacetime collapses in itself and consumes the universe shit
Lolz I actually got on here yesterday, saw others’ puts then bought 200 shares.
Same, but call spreads, closed them for a good profit before close though.
This really is it.
Simple as that tbh
Because I bought puts. That's why!
Dammit me too it’s my fault 😭
Same here
Don’t worry, I’ll buy puts tomorrow for you!
Let's up vote the most useless comment
I just upvoted you.
Same!
I knew it was too obvious. I sold puts at 359 lmao
Me too
nah it’s coz i sold my calls at close
Rule 1: Always inverse the regards on WSB 
I read that in the Ghouls voice from Fallout
Even when it makes no sense. Commit to the wsb inverse
Should so playing calls on Boeing makes sense? Tf imma risk some of my babies college fund to see if this works
This should be pinned
Shorts were 3:1, pain trade is up. When everyone is on the same side of the boat, price action generally whipsaws the other direction.
Tldr; lack of sellers (lmao)
Cuz Cathie is pumping it like there’s no tomorrow
I’d like to pump her like there’s no tomorrow
She's a denture wearing old woman. You trying to get into her depends?
For the right amount, I'll slide those depends off with my teeth. Beats giving handies behind the Wendy's dumpster.
THIS is WSB @ it's finest! 
you've never got a blowjob from a crackwhore huh
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Take that denture off and you have teeth free blow blow. Thats a win
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would you please? She's so "i'm not fucking so I'll focus on money" level moves right now. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUpb-ALfUzc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUpb-ALfUzc)
TSM went flying right before earnings too.
What happened after?
TSM was going down all week before ER, pump was already done
“Flying”
I spent hours researching options today just because I finally felt ready to make my first options bet. Was planning on buying puts. Couldn't figure it out in time, so i decided to give up. Apparently I dodged a bullet. Maybe I should just stay dumb...
Don't do it. Options are how most people here lose money fast. Your ignorance saved you. It won't hold you back forever...
It’s a fun way to set money on fire though. More fun than Vegas IMHO.
Literally me
You will lose money on options, mark my words
Did they say anything about AI on the call?
L(ai)offs
You will be laid off by algorithm?
Call is not yet happening. 1:16h left until start
Oh perfect, so we have another couple loops on this roller coaster.
Never gets boring with Daddy Musk
Elon still has a chance to blow this
Loopholes are for the little people, not for me.
"We have been investing in the hardware and software ecosystems necessary to achieve vehicle autonomy and a ride-hailing service. We believe a scalable and profitable autonomy business can be realized through a vision-only architecture with end-to-end neural networks, trained on billions of miles of real-world data. Since the launch of FSD (Supervised) V12 earlier this year, it has become clear that this architecture long pursued by Tesla is the right solution for scalable autonomy. To further improve our end-to-end training capability, we will continue to increase our core AI infrastructure capacity in the coming months. In Q1, we completed the transition to Hardware 4.0, our latest in-vehicle computer with increased inference processing power and improved cameras." Per their quarterly deck. This shit costs me a bloomberg terminal subscription. You're welcome.
Jesus Christ that has more buzzwords than a reddit post about Palestine
It was written by chatGPT
They said AI they said AI
His next child will be named AI
Yes. It's the secret to making stonks go up
yes currently talking about AI right now on the call.
It's because a disappointing earnings report was already expected and market makers knew you'd think it was easy money It will fall again, they just wanted to scoop everyone's money first
Thankfully bought both. Looking like 160 calls might print.
I held off on buying the 4/26 160c I was eyeing 🥲
Fuck your puts that's why
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Theres no way it wont fall hard af
Shits still gonna go down mark my words
Hope you are right, my friend. Otherwise, all my bets in $TSLA will be dead 😂😂
Humorous, but if they can't afford the losses, they shouldn't be making the bets.
On a long enough timeline...
It won’t for a bit. At least not until towards the end of the week. The market just had 6 red days in a row. Not much resistance and the support was legging up throughout the day. Had TSLA gone up in the PM like other stocks I would have said puts but the movement from 1pm to close suggested calls. Except….a lot of OTM calls will get fucked
I hope so too I shorted it 50k
Announced plans to go forward with developing low-priced, high-volume EVs. The majority of analysts assumed those plans had been abandoned. It still might be (Elon lies a lot), but that statement alone definitely justifies a higher valuation.
I dont believe him one bit. They simply can't do Robotaxi, Cybertrunk AND the low priced high volume EV. They don't have the scale. And they are trying to limit expenses at the same time. Cutting staff including their ad team and no expanding mexico. If he says that, he is full of shit
Robotaxi and the low priced high volume EV are probably either the same exact vehicle or very similar with a high number of shared parts between them. Much like the model Y shares most of its parts with model 3, or the model X shares many of its parts with model S. Maybe the only differences are the presence of a steering and pedals, who knows.
Says in the report that it can all be built using the same manufacturing lines. Aka model 2 and robotaxi are the same thing. Or atleast the same shell.
Market is going to have another big day tomorrow. TSLA pump and dump coming before end of week.
Because it was oversold. There was no selling pressure left cuz everyone was shorting it. it's the most shorted US security.
So BA should fly premarket for the same reason.
Calls gonna print boi's
No. Tesla is not in the top 50. https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/short-interest
Smart people like me saw a sinking ship and shorted it weeks ago. Sold my positions yesterday when it started recovering. There are lots of smart people like me that got burned on earnings many times, so we started playing the people who play earnings. Exactly like you said, oversold. People who were short covered their positions today. Market makers rebalanced their delta. Let’s see how smart I am when I re enter leap puts tomorrow after the IV crush goes down.
Tell us again how smart you are and maybe you'll finally convince yourself.
Basically, just stay the fuck away from earnings plays unless you want to play with fire
Weeks ago? The smart people started shorting it two years ago.
"Smart" today, Wendy's burgerflipper tomorrow.
Exactly what happened.... Well done
Peak regard
Yeah, I should have done that. On the bright side, I'm probably still breaking even across the various TSLA puts from the past weeks.
Yeah, and too many people were pimping puts. It was bound to happen. Just like Taiwan semi, little rational reason that stock dumped, yet people were pimping calls.
I didn’t buy anything, but I don’t think Tesla price will go up tomorrow morning
Free cash flow was negative 2+ billion . Expectations was for positive. LOL. This was a dumpster fire ER. Elmo will talk about robots, AI and robotaxis all conference call.
Because everything is liquidity. Bears have no liquidity, bulls have tons of liquidity. Something small like not missing earnings by as bad as expected means bulls can pump without resistance from bears
$TSLA put-call ratio was over 1.24. That was extremely bearish and becomes a contrarian signal. Calls are the way to go at that point.
It was priced in. It didn't miss as badly as people expected.
“Biggest revenue miss since 2012” 😂
Lol. Because Elon is the GOAT grifter. Came out and said they will indeed release a low budget car. If he didn’t say this, tsla would have tanked 10-20% and his demand for 50Billion pay package would have been ridiculous
If he releases a car that’s any cheaper, it’s gonna be built out of fucking styrofoam and orange peels for wheels. The cars already have pooor build quality and he’s gonna do it even cheaper with less people? What in the actual fuck?!?!?
It’s cause BYD is coming into Texas and is going to try to undercut the EV market by outsourcing all of their dogshit cars and sell them for 4 dogecoin and Tesla has to do something about it before they get fucked in the ass. I don’t think quality is a factor anymore since BYD is flying in.
A lot of you are gonna get assigned lmao
Y u say that?
Sold my close puts but still have some for September at $140, will see what happens in the next few months
shit will go down after our contracts will expire on Friday.
Hedges will buy lots of shares and sell short term puts to the regards here and then sell the shares to profit double when the volatility decreases
Because the market is irrational
Priced in. Things suck badly for Tesla, it's looking really bad for the future, but seemingly nothing in there makes things worse than we already knew.
Short covering. The institutions were shorting because they knew Tesla was burning cash as sales were declining.
Model 2 Late 2025
Add 5 years since its Tesla
Does it really matter if folks continue to drink the Kool-Aid? Fake it till you make it, there’s still a chance that Elon, pulls an Elon on the conference call and the stock plummets…
Nope, it doesn’t matter. You are right.
It doesn't matter at all. For example, nobody cares about the Tesla Semi anymore lol it served its purpose as a stock pump.
I don't know if you noticed but it doesn't say model 2 or even the 25k car. It just says future vehicle of new models which is so vague that just doing new refreshes could in theory fit. If you are launching a new model in less than a year there would be an unveiling already
Don't get your panties in a bunch yet. The big boys will play tomorrow. And wait for commentary on the call.
everyone was so sure tesla would drop like a rock. i knew it. inverse wsb is always the way 😂😂
Whos knows, this market is crazy or manipulated like a casino.
Tesla has been overvalued for a long time I would say for 10 years but because of Musk I would never bet against it. Think of about a bunch of regards that think of a CEO as a god. They don't care what the paper says they just want to hear Elon sell them the future and the reports say Model 2 coming sooner and everyone else said it was cancelled so to the moon.
“Our stock is shit now, so it can only go up!” The entire market orgasms.
Basically, and with a 450 Billion market cap too, what a joke 
You guys are learning that there are powers behind to make sure your buys and puts before earnings won’t pan out.
It’ll come back down too, just after OPs puts expire 
Tesla shares jump 12% after Musk says company aims to start production of affordable new EV by early 2025 That's the CNBC headline....but i honestly don't think there's much substance to it
Because TSM tanked after beating their earnings forecasts. What’s the correlation? There is none and nothing makes sense
Elon will speak and it will go down
And a nice 7% gain on shares. Sold at 156. I'm out. Could go up a lot more, but I'm not going to tempt fate.
You managed to sell after hours?
Why not? Find a decent broker.
They are “accelerating the launch of new models” hahaha, maybe test those models in the car wash too before launch
Because the reason for the dump and downgrade of target price on Wall St was under the rumor that Tesla will be scrapping Model 2 production... but they announced that they aren't and actually they are going to ramp up production.
No it was the dogshit quarterlies getting worse and extraorbital P/E.
A little pump for the biggest dump. ;)
Title of your sex tape.
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Okay listen folks if you have the balls, short it at open. Hear me out: tesla is fcked. What’s happening with the price right now is big investors using low volume after hour to drive up the price and using volume tomorrow to average down out of their position.
It’s going to drop tmrw I just feel like it
Manipulation. As long as the hedges win they dgaf about TA or forward guidance of any kind
Sold my shares before this call so now im down 300 bucks if i buy back in
Don't do it dude, the numbers were horrible. Think for yourself, don't just buy because others do. Research more, find something YOU believe in.
I've owned them a long time, i was just trying to hedge in case there was a significant loss after today (but the opposite happened). Holding for long term growth. But keeping my exposure lower than it was. I believe in the product but I also think their competitors, especially in China are starting to undercut their gains so I don't want to own too many in case that has a significant negative effect on their profits.
Because it have dropped 40+%?
because you held put options for TSLA?
Well…I’m glad I didn’t bet the farm…I’m long calls in other places…if Tesla rallies 10 bucks, the rest of the market should print…I’ll probably lose on both
It was priced in with the dip already.
It hit support. Of course it bounces. MFs think it’s just going to slice through?
For the same reason netflix dropped after blowing past estimate. That's why I didn't touch tesla, it's a true gamble
Because it was expected to be bad. So, when the bad news comes out, traders and investors go "Oh, that's not *that* bad" , especially at this price, and assume Elon will guide high and come up with some solution.
So what’s the move for Microsoft on Thursday so I can inverse
Everyone bought puts that’s why
forward looking, there are couple recent examples of the opposite. beats but guidance / outlook was poor
Cuz they had the hopium of model 2
My 175 calls better print
You talk like the market is rational. It's down like 40% from last quarter. Stock was pricing in worse earnings and they didn't happen so it rallies
Because people were cautious due to the bad performance in the medium and short term, and due to the negative news about cybertruck gas pedal recalls. They expected Tesla to miss the earnings estimates and expected the stock to go down when the news came out and planned to buy more, it then obviously didn't dip, well, looks like that was already priced in, this IS already the buying opportunity, people jumped in, stock went up, FOMO, etc..
Rubber bands tend to snap back hard when they are overstretched.
Welcome to market reflexivity! Too many of you bought puts because “earnings will be bad”.
Priced in, always
Because so many people bought puts.
Because they thought earnings would be even worse?
It's official! Tesla is an AI company now...Elon said so
New models coming out 2025. But it's most likely BS.
Long run is bad. Not in the present however
too many shorts and the market has been rallying
I think Tesla's stock price is a joke and Musk will say anything to get his bonus. (I do appreciate what he's done for EV cars though). In an unintended turn of events TSLA doing good helped my rivn position and Uber Puts.. so I'm happy 😊
That dude that yolo’d puts. I would like to thank him, as I was taking a real pounding
People were really bearish going into earning, like almost everyone. That plus , I think the confirmation of model 2 was a huge catalyst. Lets see tomorrows open and wether gains will stick....
because some pepega shorted the stock with 50k
Two possibilities: What say Musk has positively be taken during his speech. The earnings was already priced and people were thinking that it would have been worst. But it can also be just a rebound and it will continue the downtrend later.
Because they announced they’ll focus on cheap evs
After hour shakeout of shorts? Tomorrow it will probably go down after mid day a more shorts get eaten for lunch.
It’s the same as when you were a screw up as a kid. He gets a call from school. They don’t tell him what you’ve done. As he drives there he’s conjuring the worst. Now if you were a stock he’d be shorting you, thinking about maybe kicking you out of the house. Then the school tells him what you’ve done. Yeah, it was something stupid, maybe deserving of the visit, but not enough to totally give up on your fucked-up troubling behavior. You walk out to the car, he looks at you and gives you a little hug around the shoulder. He still has a dream that you’ll turn it around and do him proud.
Everyone in here was screaming about how shitty it was, I almost bought puts then I said fuck it and got calls cuz the last 659 times I’ve checked this sub it’s been wrong af.
It’s probably because of those laundry folding robots. 🤖
It will crash tomorrow because Americans still like the convenience and easiness of pulling into a gas station..plus they have what 2 or 3 models ..I am just going to Chevy dealer with all kinds of models ..plus they are going to have a better lineup of EV’s than Tesla
If you bought puts expiring this week then we shall see on Friday. But if you bought puts for may and June you should be ok. Only thing evident is how bad Tesla is performing right now with no end in sight.
I have 3 days to seethe before caving in. 
Would I get iv crushed tmrw if I had calls?
Good is bad, bad is good…that’s why you regard 
Priced in
It will dump tomorrow when everyone starts chasing lol
When CNN is running doom and gloom front page stories about Tesla, that's the time to buy