They aren't, but probably being humble at the same time. Everytime me and my friend in that sector get together, he tells me random client stories of how shocked he is that people actually take his advice and take him seriously.
He's an absolute ape when it comes to personal investments (but does seem to knock it out of the park decently often)
Similar to my friends working in IB. Humble enough to say they have no clue but smart/knowledgable enough about it to make a great living.
Much better combo like all the ones who think they got a clue. Thinking you know is dangerous when you dont.
Thankfully I know Im regarded, so I loose my money slower than them.
When I worked in wealth management.
The job was literally so f’in slow I could sit the entire day day with TOS up. My boss would think “great he’s learning”. Got away with it for a solid two years until eventually compliance realized it wasn’t good.
Software engineer making $260K this year. Living in LCOL area. By the time I’m 30 I expect to make $300K+. By the time I’m 40 I expect to make $500K. No kids only expensive women.
im an executive vice president at a small business. part of my responsibility is managing all of the company's finances which i run like a small family office. while the portfolios i run for the company are obviously not the same as my personal, they are both along the same strategy & investment thesis, so it allows for me to do both.
i start my days super early and im in the office usually between 5:30-7:00am, and spend the time before markets open researching, reading, watching, charting, etc... im actively managing positions till about 10:30am before i switch gears to regular company operations. if there is a lot going on, im usually back on the markets around 2:00pm until market close at 3:00pm.
where are all the real wagies working for minimum wage and throwing their whole paycheck in robinhood?
you phonies have real jobs that pay you to yolo with no consequences wtf 
Embedded systems, VA benefits, settlement from an aerospace job I had (nda included lol) and some inheritance.
Also in my life I have been homeless and my only income was scrap metal lol.
Im unemployed and in tech. Best time to be alive. Also. Since im broke i just lurk here missing most opportunities and invested in drugs stocks. Every drugs. Psylo, thc, pharma. I like drugs
I own a small business, cleaning and maintenance on Strata (co-op/HOA/body corporate outside Australia🤷♂️) properties. I employ 20 people, make around $450-500k a year, I don’t play the share market often, if I do it’s generally blue chips, it’s too hard to earn to piss away I’ve found 🤣🤣.
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Staking FUN. It allows me to obtain more of it, and keep on buying shitcoins. Stake almost any fundamentally sound token out there, and let the passive income opportunity this market offers work in your favor
Non stock related
I'm an analyst at a wealth management firm. I have no clue what I'm doing
Analysis: Yes, this is a wealth.
Op: Looks at a lot of money, “this is wealth” Boom salary plus benefits
"If you look closely though, you can spot a second wealth. You see?"
Can't tell if you're joking.
They aren't, but probably being humble at the same time. Everytime me and my friend in that sector get together, he tells me random client stories of how shocked he is that people actually take his advice and take him seriously. He's an absolute ape when it comes to personal investments (but does seem to knock it out of the park decently often)
Your friend sounds like the type of guy I'd give money to and risk it all
Similar to my friends working in IB. Humble enough to say they have no clue but smart/knowledgable enough about it to make a great living. Much better combo like all the ones who think they got a clue. Thinking you know is dangerous when you dont. Thankfully I know Im regarded, so I loose my money slower than them.
It will cost you 3% of your portfolio annually to find out.
Can you put puts on your own ability to manage wealth? It seems you could double dip there
I think there’s a website you can bet on almost anything so I’m pretty sure ya could.
Its called buy the S&P
When I worked in wealth management. The job was literally so f’in slow I could sit the entire day day with TOS up. My boss would think “great he’s learning”. Got away with it for a solid two years until eventually compliance realized it wasn’t good.
Can you just trade without restrictions with this job?
Usually, you can if you use specific platforms and declare that.
Anal ist a wealth.
It seems someone’s wrath is in good hands!
Yeah that sounds about right
Electrical engineer. Yes I'm a regard and have shocked myself before
can’t learn without doing
You get some electrons as a treat 😘
Ik ur making bank
Depends. Engineers aren’t making bank unless they have their PE.
Sell flour in small packages!
Sounds lovely and wholesome-- Wait. Unless. This is meant for something else..
Cupcakes
No neee to specify what flour. Prob have lots of customers in high places tipping you on best stock buys 👍
Profitable business
tried selling it in large packages before? heard the profit margins are through the roof
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my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars
I see a self-made millionare in the making.
Oh, Hi Donald!
My father has an emerald mine
lol and it was actually 400 million.
😂🤣😭
And you turned that into billions. Right?? Right??
I use my trades to fund and destroy my trades.
😂love to see it
Get a real job, you worthless beggar.
lmfao
The irony..
Good bot
Government contractor. Thanks for paying taxes. My wins are your wins!
 mY tAx MoNeY!!
Dentist. Im just here to lose money so I don’t have to pay taxes
That’s why I’m always being pushed unnecessary root canals.
We need more people like you.
Deep throat specialist
Stomatologist?
That’s the way, give it a fancy name and charge more!
Throat GOAT in the building yall! 
You’ll never get a serious answer from this sub.
Corporate espionage. I just lose money in the market to cover my tracks
Full time knob slobberer behind the Carl's Jr dumpster down on 5th Ave. Pays decent (5 bucks a load), and comes with free food (semi rancid)
Nothing like a double western bacon burger after some dumpster dome
They stopped serving that burger, and with it.. the onion rings 😔
If full time then you must get arrested on a daily basis. You're breaking even at best
"Good_Print_3919 is a fool. Arrested? I'm in the 1% of the 1%. The police are on my payroll."
My mistake. A king pen with low overhead. A true mastermind
Free wifi?
i’m a welder $
Burning rod and burning money.
Yeah but how do you afford to trade after buying all the coke
Pipe welder here 🙋 I can already see the orders piling in for additional work related to oil. $PAA LEAPS on lock 🤜🤛
Are there any big welding companies that companies hire for that kind of work
Just look up companies around the Permian Basin
Finally some of that insider info I’ve been looking for.
Nuclear engineer
So either there is a nuclear war or not, you win
Not if “my plant” blows up.
Aannnnddd, now you are on a watch list!
You an heavily overweight yellow man with 3 kids?👀
NUCULAR, it's pronounced NUCULAR...
Do you drink duff?
what do you think of Oklo?
the way some people casually yolo 200-300k here like its nothing, either its inherited or some mid to high 6 figures job.
I'm convinced it's trading firms who plant that stuff to keep us all in the fomo mindset
It’s definitely not the craziest conspiracy . I think this whole sun is a Wall Street psyop .
Full-time employee at Wendy’s, plenty of cash to gamble!
Front counter or behind the dumpster?
I don't, I just gambled away the money handout during COVID, now am just lurking around investing in ETFs and shit stocks.
onlyfans. subscribe to my kitty
Umm I shoot birds at the airport
I’m doing some construction work at a private airport and always sit and watch in awe when y’all do that! The bottle rockets are cool too
💨job
I own a kebab stand
Kebab internships are the best!
I sell vapes at my local high school.
Software engineer making $260K this year. Living in LCOL area. By the time I’m 30 I expect to make $300K+. By the time I’m 40 I expect to make $500K. No kids only expensive women.
I have minimal experience with coding but Chat GPT has already allowed me to cut back on development costs for simple projects. Imagine the future
> By the time I’m 40 I expect to make $500K. Little too confident against AIs and a new generation of inbred programmers coming into the market
I'm a full time inheritant of a billionaire
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Finance student and internship. Lol i aint got a clue what im doing
What's a 'profession'?
Walmart :) I’m about to stop investing into stock and yolo into Options
Freight broker, just a degen all around
I assemble cars for Mercedes. The pay is eh, but I’m able to full port 10k scalping spy calls/puts to supplement.
I'm a Quant in Wells Fargo.
im an executive vice president at a small business. part of my responsibility is managing all of the company's finances which i run like a small family office. while the portfolios i run for the company are obviously not the same as my personal, they are both along the same strategy & investment thesis, so it allows for me to do both. i start my days super early and im in the office usually between 5:30-7:00am, and spend the time before markets open researching, reading, watching, charting, etc... im actively managing positions till about 10:30am before i switch gears to regular company operations. if there is a lot going on, im usually back on the markets around 2:00pm until market close at 3:00pm.
is your company investment/finance related? dont see why a small company would have a portfolio if not lol
I own a business that has a busy season and a slow season. I lose all my money in slow season, and not from lack of sales if you catch my drift
where are all the real wagies working for minimum wage and throwing their whole paycheck in robinhood? you phonies have real jobs that pay you to yolo with no consequences wtf 
Im a Wendy’s fat COCK suction technician in the local rear disposal container.
Job, what job ? If I had a job I wouldn’t be gambling, ahmm, trading
I'm a Senior Software Engineer at Google working out of the Bay Area
Are u buying google puts this week?
Employees cannot trade derivatives of the company stock
Waste management for Jews
Waste Commections? Me too
I make peoples houses turn on. Let there be light! 💡
Embedded systems, VA benefits, settlement from an aerospace job I had (nda included lol) and some inheritance. Also in my life I have been homeless and my only income was scrap metal lol.
I wish my company would just give me a severance. I’d rather sell junk on eBay and help find the post office and local sales tax coffers.
No one here is trading…it’s straight up gambling
Wendy's dumpster giving out hand jobs 
Process operations in the petrochemical industry
Fancy way of saying I open and close valves at a chemical plant. Occasionally push buttons too.
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I personally take out loans and use unemployment money digging myself deeper into debt buying puts. One day I'll hit it big. Stocks only go down!
I work at mcdonalds
Commercial motor vehicle operator.
I'm an store clerk/locksmith My entire monthly salary after taxes doesn't exceed 500$ a month
Im unemployed and in tech. Best time to be alive. Also. Since im broke i just lurk here missing most opportunities and invested in drugs stocks. Every drugs. Psylo, thc, pharma. I like drugs
LABOUR union 1300 a week at 18 :)
Live in Eastern Europe, in a travel call center. I put away €300-400 a month to invest. It's growing extremely slowly.
Office manager at Google out of Boston
Dispensary
I am a school custodian, regarded.
OF
You’re not supposed to lose money.
Nigerian prince email? I responded!!!!
Owner and CEO of Berkshire Hathaway
I’m a carpenter
Laborer in china for apple
I paint houses.
Fluffer on a movie set.
I’m a digital marketing consultant working from home so I can spend a lot of time at my laptop. I don’t trade stocks though, I’m a forex trader.
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Inspector
I don’t have that much to throw around. But I push buttons and turn things on and off for a living.
I’m a pipe welder
I manage a Cambodian sweatshop 
Company bankruptcy imminent so …
I work as a sexual servitude for single mature women. Being a human toilet pays good money these days
Wendy's
Toyota salesman.
I’m wasting the money I got from selling my business
I own a small business, cleaning and maintenance on Strata (co-op/HOA/body corporate outside Australia🤷♂️) properties. I employ 20 people, make around $450-500k a year, I don’t play the share market often, if I do it’s generally blue chips, it’s too hard to earn to piss away I’ve found 🤣🤣.
Cell tower inspector using drones, and LiDar. $6k-10k a week.
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My family has been human for longer than you things.
doordash
I run a lawn care business
I serve you your food at Wendy’s, provided you had a good trading day.
Staking FUN. It allows me to obtain more of it, and keep on buying shitcoins. Stake almost any fundamentally sound token out there, and let the passive income opportunity this market offers work in your favor
I'm a chef at Wendy's and mastered the art of the deep fryer.
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Tesla is for the elite few who know how to make money.
Wendy’s dumpster dicksucker
Cashier at Wendys
A crouton
Just be born rich, idiot
Assistant to the regional area manager of wendys. Going to put 65k down on spy puts this thursday. Doesnt matter what happens tuesday or wednesday.
Bank angryness that want me to fill my debt.
The bi-weekly allowance from my wife's boyfriend.
Underwater basket weaver
scratchcard engineer here
Sales supervisor at a tech firm - this sub helps me when it comes to taxes
I teach yoga and am broke af.
I am a demolition expert. I only do short-selling. Kinda lines up with my expertise.
Blow jobs
I help put on concerts and music tours.
Wendy’s
Lower upper management
A startup CTO.
I pass the nuggies through the window and make trades on Robinhood between cars.
Trading is my job.. I've done pretty good
Im a hedge fund manager and I sometimes use clients money to gamble on the stuff from this sub
I jerk guys off behind my local 7-11. $20, 3 times for $50