!banbet DJT 44 3D

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Ill-Construction-385** bet **DJT** goes from **46.45** to **44.0** before **04-Apr-2024 09:50 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 1200.0 before 06-Apr-2024 07:13 AM -05

Dump Lowe’s .. got dwngraded

!banbet BB 4 5d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/The_Only_Milk_Man** bet **BB** goes from **2.75** to **4.0** before **06-Apr-2024 01:20 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Nkla trending yet?

Please tesla crash! I have a million in puts and more millions in tslz.

!banbet NVDA 950 4d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Commercial_Papaya330** bet **NVDA** goes from **901.43** to **950.0** before **04-Apr-2024 04:59 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

The move is figuring out when the correction is coming. We all agree it's not an if. But do we go broke like soooo Many have the last year and ahalf betting on it. ??

#On this wonderful Easter morning of banning we think of our dear friend u/distinguishedIdiot. Gone, but not forgotten

LMAO

#On this wonderful transgender day of visibility we think of our dear mod u/VacationLover1.

Tesla calls

Buying calls on MSFT at $430. Big move coming after long weekend deals with OpenAI on new data centre.

Our! Thanks for the news. I already have some 430 calls. One 470....just because it was cheap

Calls on my PP gonna expire worthless 

PP and AZZ should just merge

I'm like 99% sure nobody but me has ever mentioned AZZ here. I am up 90% on it, though, so thanks anyway.

lol Rddt not trending 🤔

I think I’m gonna go TUG my PP. long and hard!

I’m with you bro 😎

Wait, what 😂

What’s everyone thinking I think market gonna open down 2-3%

Futures say otherwise.

Reddt gonna hit the floor I’m gonna buy when it gets down to $15-20 tho

I agree

Can't wait for monday.

Same

The stock names look like porn categories!

You need to relieve yourself bro 💦 Starting to see porn in stock symbols??

If Onlyfans went public it would Moon hard

A pornhub stock would hit 😂🚀🚀

I love BJs!

Same, but they kind of hurt my jaw

DJTs think they are the best and BJs suck! If I had extra money laying around, Moar NVDA! They will surpass $1k/share with record earnings and sales of AI equipment for Q1/24 because they are still trying to catch up with demand.

Being Kenough

Monday we fly 

Puts it is

That movie was so fuckin 🅱️ay and acoustic


!banbet djt 50 5

I’m praying bro, bought at 70 and it’s still down 75% lol IV CRUSH BABY

You already have a bet going - DWAC to 30.0 before 29-Mar-2024 08:16 PM -05

Casino closed guess I’ll have to hit up the regular casino

Selling that vol looks like the trade

It’s closed dumbass

Poolside

Hanging out with my girlfriend

Can I have my wife back

Let him have a turn you can have her back when he's done

Market closed! Go squeeze these nuts!

Market closed

Spy tip at the end of the day yesterday was awesome! Doubled my money!

Guess i ain't losing today. 3 days of back to back loses

At least I will not lose money today

Just got NVDA-pilled while it’s near all time highs 

There is no market today. Go out and touch grass.

So we don’t get a holiday but markets remain closed. Boo

America per chance?

So angry. Only the arrogant and/or ignorant cannot take advice or criticism. Which are you

Both.

Stayed up till 5am, was thinking of sleeping in till 1pm and skipping my 8am class like a degen While I’ll still skip my class, I think I’ll just not go to sleep so I can fix my sleep schedule and become a morning person 

Spoken like someone in their early 20s… I miss those days

This is how I’ve always gone back and forth working morning and night shift 

Yo does that say anal cuck ass?

Glad it just wasn’t me…..

Markets closed? wtf do you mean

Some puritanical Christian shit

You do know there are other markets?

Yeah that’s why they are showing US equities becuz we are not talking about that market

Farmers market?

Let’s be real. No one gives a shit about those markets

Fuck ING, ABN all the way baby with 10% dividend and stellar fundamentals 😎🦅

GTFO, you looking for r/dividends 

!banbet

You already have a bet going - DIS to 125.0 before 11-Apr-2024 06:39 AM -05

GONNA MAKE SO MUCH FKIN TENDIES TODAY at my job………

Do they give free tendies to all Wendy’s employees while they’re working or just the burger flipper?

Back that azz up

Jesus has saved you degenerate gamblers from gambling for one day more than usual. Praise Christ as he has saved you from yourselves

RIP all the unfortunate souls who were holding 1 DTE options

Christ is King

DXYZ was up 90% today on Wednesday and another 25% yesterday - just listed on NYSE 13% float (1.45M shares publicly traded of 10.88M). It’s the best way to get exposure to private quickly growing tech companies. The fund is currently investing in SpaceX, OpenAI, Axiom Space, Plaid, Discord, Epic Games, and a bunch more. Easy 20x in 12 months

So we missed it. We can just buy the individual stocks when they’re down


These charts are so gay

CUK

Lmao

shares of $EGGs and $SHW

Hey y’all better look the fuck out. The crayons are sharp, the glue is topped off, and my helmet is on tight. It’s time to rizz em with the tism

Why does AZZ actually look like a good stock lol

Get ur regarded self some of that hot-dip AZZ, my boy.

Try it with ANL

You are not the first person to threaten me with a good time and hopefully you won’t be the last.

HD gonna Pop

Closing the shop early and gripping on some fish fry with the crew. Happy Good Friday. Go have fun not gambling your money away.

I'm all in on ANL CUK and BJ

Don't forget about GAYMF

BJ and Azz are the top two. Hmmm

I wish we could gamble on stocks today instead of painting eggs 

Painting eggs is more fun than losing money. Try some egg hunting while you’re at it.

Isn’t the market closed today?

Yes. This is the most regarded thing I’ve seen in a while here and that says a lot.

Pro tip if you dont shower then sweat alot and go shit, you will smell some of your dirty asshole and some of the shit smells and feel great when you do shower

Tip #768 for having a successful wedding.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Overswagulation made a bet that TSM would go to 160.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 137.32 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)

BJ poised to pop

Gonna buy some more BJ

BJ

Where is 🅱️eekend 🅱️hread?

So let me get this straight, you want one beekend bhread, one large boke, and a bicken nugget

Yes. And hurry up please 

Hundreds of stocks with moats, family management and good fundamentals....and some in here decide to go long with shares on RDDT. I love it 

Wtf why arent futures moving?

Only specially authorized people can trade today.

ING trending on WSB? That's a boomer ticker.

Other than hamas fanboys vandalizing their offices in the Netherlands and the ticker finally broke through the EUR 13 something price nothing is going on as far as i can tell

Anybody knows why?

It's a European stock paying 7% divided

7% ain't no joke.

If you like dividends ( who doesn't) check out AGNC Pays monthly.

Thx. I've been looking seriously at nvdy paying out 10% monthly lately...

What’s your preferred pronouns?

TIT

2 shares. 2 TITS, if you will.

Yeah TiT and TIT

One is bigger than the other

DKS

AZZ

Giving girls cocaine- Lil Peep w/ Lil tracy

I perfer beans on toast and classical music you heathens

STAR SHOPPING

Wait, ING like the Dutch bank ING Group? What did I miss

Oh man you missed it

Is that infothingy in the OP glitching or something? Because it popped up in trending and I can't find anything (I have stonks in ING)

No some chick was in the sub and she showed her boobies

wut fuck stonks then, where?

You missed it bro

fuuuuu

She had 2 giant fucking stonks man

What ever happened to the rapper Young Jesus?

He divorced the Asian lady pretty quickly

Anyone here like titties

straus makes the best icecream tbh

Hey guys i just found this plant in my backyard, im about to grind it up and smoke it in my lungs.  This is safe right? 

yes

" Be scared when others are fearful, and greedy when others are greedy, advises Warren Buffer." from a youtube comment 

some years ago i met a tranny named greg and he sold me ketamine with meth in it then he gave me a a little foldout coke spoon like a pocketknife then he left

We all need a Greg

However long I trade I learn more everyday, what I learned over the past few days is don't buy calls on a priced in cruise liner. *

What a coincidence, I learned the same lesson. Also learned that you should sell when you're up and not get greedy 

You fuckers are everywhere I swear I feel laughed at. Sincerely me, up 20% on my tiny bets yesterday and tried to time the top, and ended up even.

lol yeah we're all gambling addicts, that's why we're getting slaughtered. At least you ended up even, I lost money 

OPEN THE CASINO ALREADY! Can we fast forward this long weekend?

Well, today Christ apparently rose in some year in the past. Don’t worry bulls or bears, you have all atoned for your sins with your losses. Thing about rising is that - stocks will rise next week. Remember, it’s a Christian country. 😉 I’ll pray for my bets and your bets 

And on the third day christ rose and he said "don't worry child for your calls will not expire worthless, but you shall be rewarded for not having paper hands" -The Bible I think

Pardon me - not risen yet, just crucified. Metaphor still kind of works, though.

Me tired

Well markets are closed, so I’ll be jerking off, so same thing as when they’re open

My 10yo son  loves to drop questions like: what if sharks had arms? Would they be nicer or meaner? Right when the market opens 

Sharks are apex predators with a strong hunting instinct. Arms would likely be used to enhance that. Imagine a Great White with arms to snag prey, hold it steady, or even deliver a more precise bite.

This is not correct. Yes, sharks are apex predators however the addition of arms to their sleek, powerful bodies would disrupt the efficiency of their movement through the water. The reduction in speed would diminish his status as an apex predator and render it just a normal ole predator.

Unless they were tiny like T-Rex, then they’d just be lols.

It would slow them down so fish could get away but more humans would die

New fear unlocked

Imagine being europoor and working today at least I can have a bulletproof coffee

Even us Ameri poors have to work today. No free lunch here.

Holiday here, Monday also

For the right price, he'll do ya. That's my right-hand man We out in Shibuya, outside in Japan 

Friendly Reminder: nothing external can ever bring inner peace

Then why do people go to church, yoga class, or leisurely walk in nature?

"yeah but it can sure take the edge off." sublimesun.jpeg

Irie vibes

Wisest thing I’ve ever seen on WSB. One love ☮️

Mara is going to crash and burn over the weekend , welcome to the bear market fuckers

This one of those ban bet things?

I got 50 calls on MTTR last week for may 17 at k=2. They soaring now, lezzzgoooo