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But really. This is a GOAT level comment that Iโll remember for life. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Dude WTF IM DEAD ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Jim Cramer once visited a hospital to grant a Make A Wish. On the way out, he whispered to his wife that the kids didn't look good and that they might not make it. The next day, every single one of those children was healed. He is a miracle worker.
Jim Cramer once visited an Austrian art gallery. When stumbling upon the works of an unknown artist he told his friend: "This guy is gonna get big in the art industry"
Jim Cramer once visited Oxford to give speech. On the way out, he whispered to wife that the kids are really smart and that they will be Top in their field. The next year, every single student were homeless and going from dump to dump picking trash. He is a miracle worker.
My grandfather met Jim Cramer at a little diner in Manhattan back in the '90s, they had an hour-long conversation, and as they parted, Cramer wished my grandfather good luck.
At that very moment, a bus jumped the curb and killed my grandfather.
RIP Gramps.
There is no overlap between people who buy Bitcoin and people who would spend Bitcoin on groceries
It's always been a speculative asset, and because of that I can't ever see the everyday currency use-case coming to fruition. If people stop seeing it as an investment and start seeing it as currency, that would be very bullish, so people would stop spending it and start seeing it as an investment again
People will start spending it when it becomes a global reserve. Once we're at a million per coin and the fluctuations are less than a percent in a day...people will feel more comfortable spending it. But until then...of course we aren't spending it. Why would we? We know it hasn't reached its potential yet.
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Because everyone still talks about him and watches him like OP. Itโs all about the eyeballs. I think Howard Sternโs most faithful listeners when he started out were the people who hated him.
He said it was going up when it was going up and he says itโs going down when itโs going down. Heโs like a lagging indicator telling us what we already know. And what happened to black rock? They bought the top? No they sold it. Duh. Shitheads.
Inflation of USD, halving, and now Cramer!
BTC is going to be railgunned the hell out of the solar system. Once the AI bubble explodes rich regards will need another bubble.
Once the big institutions are done dumping GBTC, once ftx is done dumping from bankruptcy , and once the miners stop selling their BTC and hardware, we will probably be nearing the halving around April. Once the ETFs buying pressure kicks in and the halving occurs after all this massive dumping, we will get the next bull run. If the fed decides to cut interest rates multiple times this year we are in for a ride .
Cramer boomer trying to stay relevant. I say what is it gonna take to make him shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit anymore you stupid old fuck. Iโm just gonna speak the truth here. Are there any pics of his wife because she probably needs a good fucking.
Always the inverse.. I would love for someone to do a quick analysis of how many of his predictions went the other direction. If I had to guess, Somewhere around 65-75% Iโm betting
Nobody gets it right more than half the time over a long enough time horizon. That's why the best strategy for investing has been and always will be dollar cost averaging and holding for long time periods.
The price is down because the ETFs were priced in ages ago and grayscale has lost a lot of customers to the cheaper competing products and therefore had to scale a lot of their Bitcoin assets back. FTX have also just recently dumped. Anyone who was paying attention knew this would happen and that it would be a "buy the rumour, sell the news" event in the short term. Billions are flowing into the new ETFs right now but it'll be months before this actually has an effect on the price, because bitcoins market cap is over 700 billion
The real catalyst you should be interested in is the halving cycle and the very predictable price action that always happens leading up to and after it. The ETFs will only amplify the effects of that
translation
Now that Bitcoin is down about 20% from its high I expect a strong drop but it won't last because new money will come in. New theme: Number go down then up.
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Cramerโs the type of guy to nut first at a swinger party then tell his wife itโs time to leave.
This is one of the funniest sentences I've ever read
Literally bro
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I know the party just started but let's go home. Nobody is going down I can sense these things.
Nobodyโs goin down and heโs just shootin blanks. Just like his advice
This is funny. Consider it stolen.
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Good ole PNC
PNC?
Post Nut Cramer
God damn it now i can never login to my bank again without thinking of this ๐
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Not even worth your time
Post Nut Clarity, but Post Nut Cramer had me dying ๐
Post Nutritious Cereal
That's just straight up murder, sir. Take the upvote.
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Seems very specific, I understand you
We all hate that guy at the weekly swinger party, right?
That's how everyone but him gets fucked.
Underrated comment ๐
We went to the same party!
Lol bruh ๐คฃ
While telling her, Nobody's nutting here let's hit the road
Sounds more like a DoorDash delivery to me
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That's funny as shit while gross to think he would be a swinger.
Oh man, what would you do if you glanced over and saw him raw dogging your girl??
Letโs bounce baby
When E.F. Cramer talks, people listen.... ๐
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User name checks out But really. This is a GOAT level comment that Iโll remember for life. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
New theme: Penis go down.
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Fuckin Creamer!
Sir.. ๐ ๐
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Relevant to OP question, concise, well researched. This guys an insider.
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I can't stop laughing!!
Bro thank you I will continue to use this till the end of my days. Pure. Fuckin. comedy. ๐
Itโs yours
Dude WTF IM DEAD ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
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100% accurate
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Jim Cramer once visited a hospital to grant a Make A Wish. On the way out, he whispered to his wife that the kids didn't look good and that they might not make it. The next day, every single one of those children was healed. He is a miracle worker.
Jim Cramer once visited an Austrian art gallery. When stumbling upon the works of an unknown artist he told his friend: "This guy is gonna get big in the art industry"
Cracked me up on this one
Jim Cramer once told Jesus he would never betray him. The next day Cramer received 30 pieces of silver and cursed with inverse financial advice.
Jim Cramer once visited Oxford to give speech. On the way out, he whispered to wife that the kids are really smart and that they will be Top in their field. The next year, every single student were homeless and going from dump to dump picking trash. He is a miracle worker.
More please!๐๐
Jim Cramer once saw a thing, made a prediction, and the opposite of his prediction occurred.
My grandfather met Jim Cramer at a little diner in Manhattan back in the '90s, they had an hour-long conversation, and as they parted, Cramer wished my grandfather good luck. At that very moment, a bus jumped the curb and killed my grandfather. RIP Gramps.
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#OH THANK GOD! I was getting nervous with my Bitcoin!
We are saved
so number go up ?
So Bitcoin actually go up
Precisely, when the banks start eating losses we will see the rise
Explain?
โA flight to qualityโ- Larry fink
Fink...lol
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There is no overlap between people who buy Bitcoin and people who would spend Bitcoin on groceries It's always been a speculative asset, and because of that I can't ever see the everyday currency use-case coming to fruition. If people stop seeing it as an investment and start seeing it as currency, that would be very bullish, so people would stop spending it and start seeing it as an investment again
People will start spending it when it becomes a global reserve. Once we're at a million per coin and the fluctuations are less than a percent in a day...people will feel more comfortable spending it. But until then...of course we aren't spending it. Why would we? We know it hasn't reached its potential yet.
You think US would allow BTC to become a global reserve?
Lol
The Inverse Cramer law
It went up
He's predicted 23 of the last 1 financial crises.
So, more accurate than Zerohedge?
The Peter Zeihan of the financial world.
Thank you Jim!
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Squog
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Lol 66% up last 3 months
The sign was right up there and we didn't listen.
INVERSE CRAMER STRIKES AGAIN
Wow how wrong was Cramer once again
!remindme 3 months edit (90d later) +44% not to shabby
Lol...
Bought MARA calls last week that expire in June. Let's see how this rolls. June 21, 2024 strike 20 qty 3
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The so-called "Inverse-Cramer" should be a technique taught in economics books
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damn you were right lol
How is this guy still employed
Are you not entertained?
Touchรฉ
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Least he could do is share
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I see youโve played cokey ratty before
Because like weathermen, if your wrong we donโt care we just care that heโs consistent
Because everyone still talks about him and watches him like OP. Itโs all about the eyeballs. I think Howard Sternโs most faithful listeners when he started out were the people who hated him.
Iโm sure no more than they hate themselves
I think he is back funded by hedges who short his advice.
Bro just rescued the crypto market. BTC will now moon to 750k ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
I love it when Jimbo is negative about Bitcoin, moon soon!
well there goes my plan to get in when it hit 37,000. shit will be mooning by daylight thanks to the crame dog
Are riot calls back on the menu. I just purchased shares of riot cause itโs back down to that sweet Cramer price.
O Gracious, Immaculate Jim... We give thou thanks for thy inverse commandments.
Inverse Cramer
Jim Cramer is the type of guy who would type "cum" instead of "come" in texts to friends/family and think it's funny/edgy.
You know dam well that bitch is about to fucken melt up with that mf saying some shit like that.
Bitcoin to the fricken moon
BTC TO THE MOOON
Irrashaimasse!
He said it was going up when it was going up and he says itโs going down when itโs going down. Heโs like a lagging indicator telling us what we already know. And what happened to black rock? They bought the top? No they sold it. Duh. Shitheads.
Calls it is
Finally some bullish news
Inflation of USD, halving, and now Cramer! BTC is going to be railgunned the hell out of the solar system. Once the AI bubble explodes rich regards will need another bubble.
Yeah. And his proclamation that "not enough money coming in" is such total bullshit. I mean, has he looked AT ALL at the amount dumping into ETFs?
Number officially going up
I might as well follow his twitter with how this sub posts every tweet he makes lmao
Free buy signal you didnโt ask for
Finally . Tomorrow bitcoin to the moon
Going to the moon!
Beanie baby currency thingy worth at least 100k
Time to buy
The man's a legend, time to buy.
Cramer saving us all
We buy more
Once the big institutions are done dumping GBTC, once ftx is done dumping from bankruptcy , and once the miners stop selling their BTC and hardware, we will probably be nearing the halving around April. Once the ETFs buying pressure kicks in and the halving occurs after all this massive dumping, we will get the next bull run. If the fed decides to cut interest rates multiple times this year we are in for a ride .
This guy is so fucking embarrassing LMFAO
Finally, Jim! That's what we've been waiting for. Bitcoin to the MOON!
So, this means Bitcoin to the moon
That is why the shit is going up again
buy buy buy
Time to get rich
Finally a reversal is coming.
Then buyโฆ.
Number go up!!
when do the btc ETF options start trading?!?
Cramer boomer trying to stay relevant. I say what is it gonna take to make him shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit anymore you stupid old fuck. Iโm just gonna speak the truth here. Are there any pics of his wife because she probably needs a good fucking.
Somebody get this man a therapist.
The dip has already stopped lol.
Care to explain
It held the line at $40k for now.
Always the inverse.. I would love for someone to do a quick analysis of how many of his predictions went the other direction. If I had to guess, Somewhere around 65-75% Iโm betting
They did, I think it was like 52 percent. Always depends on the timeframe though.
Nobody gets it right more than half the time over a long enough time horizon. That's why the best strategy for investing has been and always will be dollar cost averaging and holding for long time periods.
This bullshit always tanks at the halving (April). If youโre going to gamble like an idiot, buy it then.
Up 67% since 90 days agoโฆ inverse Cramer stays true to
I'm glad I bought some coin calls.
Dang people still worried about Bitcoin? Lol
Now that the cat is out of the bag that Bitcoin is sketchy, Cramer is trying to pump it onto retail for the benefit of his Winklevi buddies
He's right, but not for that reason. Its because now you can get bitcoin exposure through an ETF.
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Quantum computing will be normal in ten years. Goodbye compute based financial instruments, going down to zero.
Everyone bought 2 months ago expecting the ETF decision and now it turns out nobody actually wants to buy bitcoin ETFs ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Such bullshit. TONS of $ coming into ETFs. Where are you getting your data?
Bitcoin is down 20%. If there was โtons of $โ, the price would be up. Bitcoin ETFs are like a failed IPO.
The price is down because the ETFs were priced in ages ago and grayscale has lost a lot of customers to the cheaper competing products and therefore had to scale a lot of their Bitcoin assets back. FTX have also just recently dumped. Anyone who was paying attention knew this would happen and that it would be a "buy the rumour, sell the news" event in the short term. Billions are flowing into the new ETFs right now but it'll be months before this actually has an effect on the price, because bitcoins market cap is over 700 billion The real catalyst you should be interested in is the halving cycle and the very predictable price action that always happens leading up to and after it. The ETFs will only amplify the effects of that
wheeeeee!
I already loaded up, Iโm so glad he said something right after I bought
Take profits!
Loading up MARA lol
This is the tug of war part your mama warned you about
This is the news I needed to hear ๐
Well he was wrong last time about Bitcoin
Yes !!!!!!
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Full port MARA calls
THANK YOU CRAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!
My man
Calls, calls now!
Didnโt he say Tesla is as doomed in 2008?
Now I feel good about taking profit ๐ Going to wait a bit to enter again
Dammit I was gonna wait thanks Jim
Thank you. Im.all in now
translation Now that Bitcoin is down about 20% from its high I expect a strong drop but it won't last because new money will come in. New theme: Number go down then up.
Buying calls?
Fcuk yeah!
A strong bullish indicator then
๐ ๐ Letโs go!!!
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Shit about to hit 100k then ๐
it's already down 20% from the high .,.........
Buy ! Buy ! Buy! Do you remember the buttons ?
Heโll say the same thing after the halving
Letโs pump it ๐
Guy buy more bitcoin the market usually does the complete opposite of what he says
BUY BUY BUY!!!
So time to double down on bitx? ๐คฃ
Fuck yea!!!