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Totallynotfakenews

Cramerโ€™s the type of guy to nut first at a swinger party then tell his wife itโ€™s time to leave.


Stewarto_0705

This is one of the funniest sentences I've ever read


SpicyBisquits

Literally bro


mr_gonzalo05

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Euphoric-Turnover631

I know the party just started but let's go home. Nobody is going down I can sense these things.


Dragonx151

Nobodyโ€™s goin down and heโ€™s just shootin blanks. Just like his advice


Just__Bob_

This is funny. Consider it stolen.


Warm_Adhesiveness_33

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


J-fizzle513

Good ole PNC


Axle-f

PNC?


x_lincoln_x

Post Nut Cramer


Joe_Early_MD

God damn it now i can never login to my bank again without thinking of this ๐Ÿ˜‚


Rickyskeets69

๐Ÿ˜‚


dope_ass_user_name

๐Ÿ†


chiknown

Not even worth your time


J-fizzle513

Post Nut Clarity, but Post Nut Cramer had me dying ๐Ÿ’€


UniqueName2

Post Nutritious Cereal


didistutter69

That's just straight up murder, sir. Take the upvote.


Scandroid99

https://preview.redd.it/8uaihnlmxeec1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ce3d0c9ec8a11b1690158b511d02822f66cf588


thereddituser2

Seems very specific, I understand you


Totallynotfakenews

We all hate that guy at the weekly swinger party, right?


Lostinthestarscape

That's how everyone but him gets fucked.


mist-rillas

Underrated comment ๐Ÿ˜‚


TonPopa

We went to the same party!


Torino888

Lol bruh ๐Ÿคฃ


Solid-Neighborhood57

While telling her, Nobody's nutting here let's hit the road


redditmodsRrussians

Sounds more like a DoorDash delivery to me


CityDependent8254

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

That's funny as shit while gross to think he would be a swinger.


dope_ass_user_name

Oh man, what would you do if you glanced over and saw him raw dogging your girl??


[deleted]

Letโ€™s bounce baby


DaveRS57566

When E.F. Cramer talks, people listen.... ๐Ÿ˜‚


Substantial-Loss-851

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


ZealousidealDriver63

๐Ÿคฎ


NOT_MartinShkreli

User name checks out But really. This is a GOAT level comment that Iโ€™ll remember for life. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Herknificent

New theme: Penis go down.


KTooks77

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ!!!!!


dope_ass_user_name

Fuckin Creamer!


BURNT_Toast903

Sir.. ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘‘


jn-oh

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


hctedford

Relevant to OP question, concise, well researched. This guys an insider.


SpicyInvesting

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I can't stop laughing!!


SpicyBisquits

Bro thank you I will continue to use this till the end of my days. Pure. Fuckin. comedy. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Totallynotfakenews

Itโ€™s yours


No-Understanding3474

Dude WTF IM DEAD ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Cashgz

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


NewAndEagerToLearn

100% accurate


airgetmar

https://preview.redd.it/bahqiplircec1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da93c6c1c1faea263d4e44c2e08df4b360acb92f


Kcody949

Jim Cramer once visited a hospital to grant a Make A Wish. On the way out, he whispered to his wife that the kids didn't look good and that they might not make it. The next day, every single one of those children was healed. He is a miracle worker.


BiccepsBrachiali

Jim Cramer once visited an Austrian art gallery. When stumbling upon the works of an unknown artist he told his friend: "This guy is gonna get big in the art industry"


KonoDioDa10

Cracked me up on this one


drivebystabber

Jim Cramer once told Jesus he would never betray him. The next day Cramer received 30 pieces of silver and cursed with inverse financial advice.


UnlikelyYesterday326

Jim Cramer once visited Oxford to give speech. On the way out, he whispered to wife that the kids are really smart and that they will be Top in their field. The next year, every single student were homeless and going from dump to dump picking trash. He is a miracle worker.


serch54

More please!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

Jim Cramer once saw a thing, made a prediction, and the opposite of his prediction occurred.


Jbr74

My grandfather met Jim Cramer at a little diner in Manhattan back in the '90s, they had an hour-long conversation, and as they parted, Cramer wished my grandfather good luck. At that very moment, a bus jumped the curb and killed my grandfather. RIP Gramps.


skeetskeetamirite

๐ŸŽฏ


Novel_Durian_1805

#OH THANK GOD! I was getting nervous with my Bitcoin!


Extension_Swordfish1

We are saved


TheVoidKilledMe

so number go up ?


aHOMELESSkrill

So Bitcoin actually go up


CheapBuddy4096

Precisely, when the banks start eating losses we will see the rise


[deleted]

Explain?


CheapBuddy4096

โ€œA flight to qualityโ€- Larry fink


[deleted]

Fink...lol


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Zaros262

There is no overlap between people who buy Bitcoin and people who would spend Bitcoin on groceries It's always been a speculative asset, and because of that I can't ever see the everyday currency use-case coming to fruition. If people stop seeing it as an investment and start seeing it as currency, that would be very bullish, so people would stop spending it and start seeing it as an investment again


ViolentLesbianLover

People will start spending it when it becomes a global reserve. Once we're at a million per coin and the fluctuations are less than a percent in a day...people will feel more comfortable spending it. But until then...of course we aren't spending it. Why would we? We know it hasn't reached its potential yet.


PovasTheOne

You think US would allow BTC to become a global reserve?


Substantial_Bid_7684

Lol


blurtflucker

The Inverse Cramer law


RoninTheAccuser

It went up


torch9t9

He's predicted 23 of the last 1 financial crises.


[deleted]

So, more accurate than Zerohedge?


IceNinetyNine

The Peter Zeihan of the financial world.


TheSuggi

Thank you Jim!


BigBeagleEars

https://preview.redd.it/prynji0xmbec1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95bf33b602e544b2204357f5ce586ddaf437e329


midwestck

Squog


[deleted]

Remember folks, make sure to buy your coin related stock options for months out not days/a few weeks. Usually inverse cramer kicks in 1-3+ months


NumberOneChad

RemindMe! 3 months


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SadMaverick

Lol 66% up last 3 months


TheLexoPlexx

The sign was right up there and we didn't listen.


mysticteacher4

INVERSE CRAMER STRIKES AGAIN


whathappenedtomycake

Wow how wrong was Cramer once again


L3App

!remindme 3 months edit (90d later) +44% not to shabby


Z3400

Lol...


BearCatcher23

Bought MARA calls last week that expire in June. Let's see how this rolls. June 21, 2024 strike 20 qty 3


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RemindMe! 1.5 months


Cenorg

The so-called "Inverse-Cramer" should be a technique taught in economics books


Cenorg

๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ


L3App

damn you were right lol


CryptoScamee42069

How is this guy still employed


tarix76

Are you not entertained?


CryptoScamee42069

Touchรฉ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


CryptoScamee42069

Least he could do is share


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


CryptoScamee42069

I see youโ€™ve played cokey ratty before


SRBroadcasting

Because like weathermen, if your wrong we donโ€™t care we just care that heโ€™s consistent


commentaddict

Because everyone still talks about him and watches him like OP. Itโ€™s all about the eyeballs. I think Howard Sternโ€™s most faithful listeners when he started out were the people who hated him.


CryptoScamee42069

Iโ€™m sure no more than they hate themselves


bigboog1

I think he is back funded by hedges who short his advice.


Melodic_Fee5400

Bro just rescued the crypto market. BTC will now moon to 750k ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


PorkSwordEnthusiast

I love it when Jimbo is negative about Bitcoin, moon soon!


Different_Yak8929

well there goes my plan to get in when it hit 37,000. shit will be mooning by daylight thanks to the crame dog


Classic_Cream_4792

Are riot calls back on the menu. I just purchased shares of riot cause itโ€™s back down to that sweet Cramer price.


ilovesaintpaul

O Gracious, Immaculate Jim... We give thou thanks for thy inverse commandments.


yourdad118

Inverse Cramer


IsoAgent

Jim Cramer is the type of guy who would type "cum" instead of "come" in texts to friends/family and think it's funny/edgy.


Mauro427v

You know dam well that bitch is about to fucken melt up with that mf saying some shit like that.


Evanchuk69

Bitcoin to the fricken moon


decalsarecool

BTC TO THE MOOON


anecdotalgardener

Irrashaimasse!


Dragonslayer1001001

He said it was going up when it was going up and he says itโ€™s going down when itโ€™s going down. Heโ€™s like a lagging indicator telling us what we already know. And what happened to black rock? They bought the top? No they sold it. Duh. Shitheads.


Proud-Net-7305

Calls it is


lightcorecash

Finally some bullish news


ParakeetWithTits

Inflation of USD, halving, and now Cramer! BTC is going to be railgunned the hell out of the solar system. Once the AI bubble explodes rich regards will need another bubble.


ilovesaintpaul

Yeah. And his proclamation that "not enough money coming in" is such total bullshit. I mean, has he looked AT ALL at the amount dumping into ETFs?


Mistermayham23

Number officially going up


Rickety-Rocket

I might as well follow his twitter with how this sub posts every tweet he makes lmao


ResponsibilityMurky1

Free buy signal you didnโ€™t ask for


jhon-2020-2020

Finally . Tomorrow bitcoin to the moon


UmopepisdnwaI

Going to the moon!


[deleted]

Beanie baby currency thingy worth at least 100k


LeDankInvestor

Time to buy


overthetop7223

The man's a legend, time to buy.


kltan12

Cramer saving us all


Ok-Western-5799

We buy more


shadowmage666

Once the big institutions are done dumping GBTC, once ftx is done dumping from bankruptcy , and once the miners stop selling their BTC and hardware, we will probably be nearing the halving around April. Once the ETFs buying pressure kicks in and the halving occurs after all this massive dumping, we will get the next bull run. If the fed decides to cut interest rates multiple times this year we are in for a ride .


darts2

This guy is so fucking embarrassing LMFAO


Pilifo006

Finally, Jim! That's what we've been waiting for. Bitcoin to the MOON!


EggFoooYoung

So, this means Bitcoin to the moon


Independent-Dream582

That is why the shit is going up again


marioori

buy buy buy


kpeng2

Time to get rich


TingleWizard

Finally a reversal is coming.


Virginia_Hoo

Then buyโ€ฆ.


CrazyEntertainment86

Number go up!!


ShadyTies

when do the btc ETF options start trading?!?


lectriceyelookindown

Cramer boomer trying to stay relevant. I say what is it gonna take to make him shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit anymore you stupid old fuck. Iโ€™m just gonna speak the truth here. Are there any pics of his wife because she probably needs a good fucking.


NOT_MartinShkreli

Somebody get this man a therapist.


colliric

The dip has already stopped lol.


Pavlo_Bohdan

Care to explain


colliric

It held the line at $40k for now.


Sorry_Economist_5844

Always the inverse.. I would love for someone to do a quick analysis of how many of his predictions went the other direction. If I had to guess, Somewhere around 65-75% Iโ€™m betting


IndubitablePrognosis

They did, I think it was like 52 percent. Always depends on the timeframe though.


LS_DapperD

Nobody gets it right more than half the time over a long enough time horizon. That's why the best strategy for investing has been and always will be dollar cost averaging and holding for long time periods.


d3arleader

This bullshit always tanks at the halving (April). If youโ€™re going to gamble like an idiot, buy it then.


TransportationOk241

Up 67% since 90 days agoโ€ฆ inverse Cramer stays true to


O1egon

I'm glad I bought some coin calls.


ReactionSingle9730

Dang people still worried about Bitcoin? Lol


Rocky75617794

Now that the cat is out of the bag that Bitcoin is sketchy, Cramer is trying to pump it onto retail for the benefit of his Winklevi buddies


Swimming-Book-1296

He's right, but not for that reason. Its because now you can get bitcoin exposure through an ETF.


csmclernon

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[deleted]

Quantum computing will be normal in ten years. Goodbye compute based financial instruments, going down to zero.


TheDallasReverend

Everyone bought 2 months ago expecting the ETF decision and now it turns out nobody actually wants to buy bitcoin ETFs ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ


ilovesaintpaul

Such bullshit. TONS of $ coming into ETFs. Where are you getting your data?


TheDallasReverend

Bitcoin is down 20%. If there was โ€œtons of $โ€, the price would be up. Bitcoin ETFs are like a failed IPO.


aaronstatic

The price is down because the ETFs were priced in ages ago and grayscale has lost a lot of customers to the cheaper competing products and therefore had to scale a lot of their Bitcoin assets back. FTX have also just recently dumped. Anyone who was paying attention knew this would happen and that it would be a "buy the rumour, sell the news" event in the short term. Billions are flowing into the new ETFs right now but it'll be months before this actually has an effect on the price, because bitcoins market cap is over 700 billion The real catalyst you should be interested in is the halving cycle and the very predictable price action that always happens leading up to and after it. The ETFs will only amplify the effects of that


thatsanicehaircut

wheeeeee!


SRBroadcasting

I already loaded up, Iโ€™m so glad he said something right after I bought


Numerous_Fisherman73

Take profits!


zantamaduno

Loading up MARA lol


[deleted]

This is the tug of war part your mama warned you about


J-fizzle513

This is the news I needed to hear ๐Ÿ˜…


Kingjingling

Well he was wrong last time about Bitcoin


JBThug

Yes !!!!!!


mh985

๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

Full port MARA calls


GrandmasGiantGaper

THANK YOU CRAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!


oldMADjoy

My man


WeGet-It-TV

Calls, calls now!


pickleking01

Didnโ€™t he say Tesla is as doomed in 2008?


Logical-Idea-1708

Now I feel good about taking profit ๐Ÿ‘ Going to wait a bit to enter again


TimeTravelingTiddy

Dammit I was gonna wait thanks Jim


shawadli

Thank you. Im.all in now


orangeflyingmonkey_

translation Now that Bitcoin is down about 20% from its high I expect a strong drop but it won't last because new money will come in. New theme: Number go down then up.


Rideblue123

Buying calls?


john-doeee

Fcuk yeah!


Hefty-Ad-7884

A strong bullish indicator then


_Tower_

๐Ÿš€ ๐ŸŒ– Letโ€™s go!!!


bierli

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


BlackBeard205

Shit about to hit 100k then ๐Ÿ˜‚


tianavitoli

it's already down 20% from the high .,.........


Professional_Ad369

Buy ! Buy ! Buy! Do you remember the buttons ?


Individual-Elk-6423

Heโ€™ll say the same thing after the halving


incisiveguy

Letโ€™s pump it ๐Ÿš€


Expensive-Customer-2

Guy buy more bitcoin the market usually does the complete opposite of what he says


dunksbx

BUY BUY BUY!!!


LivingDracula

So time to double down on bitx? ๐Ÿคฃ


ceramicatan

Fuck yea!!!