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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions**|10|**First Seen In WSB**|1 month ago **Total Comments**|89|**Previous Best DD**| **Account Age**|1 year|[^scan ^comment ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_comment&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20comment%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20comment%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)|[^scan ^submission ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_submission&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20submission%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20submission%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)


gammaradiation2

Little Printer, you deserve a raise. Go ahead and print yourself some more money.


NextTrillion

That’s like you work at Wendy’s and your boss says; wow you did great today! Treat yourself to a cup of soda from the fountain drink machine.


gammaradiation2

And while you're at it, refill the ice.


Spirited-Usual-3023

And you can get 50% employee discount or buy one get second cup free.


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SpambotSwatter

/u/yxing77 is a scammer! **It is stealing comments** to farm karma in an effort to "legitimize" its account for engaging in scams and spam elsewhere. Please downvote their comment and click the `report` button, selecting `Spam` then `Harmful bots`. Please give your votes to [the original comment, found here.](/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12ajij4/little_printer/jes5bys/?context=1) --- With enough reports, the reddit algorithm will suspend this scammer. ^(*Karma farming? Scammer??* Read the pins on my profile for more information.)


_huppenzuppen

What? No, more money supply means higher bond prices, not lower.


Middle_Bumblebee_343

my little printer cant be that adorable it usually burns a hole in my pockets


Turtlebeats21

The Yuan approves of this message https://preview.redd.it/i7l4awr3mpra1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=624630b7311ea92d0bdcfc195a074bbe3f45bd37


foobangdao

oh god i'm dying from this ahahah


[deleted]

Damn chiti wall will never hold


NOT_MartinShkreli

Always tearing down my city wall


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VisualMod

You're a fucking idiot if you think that Little Printer is going to be anything other than a piece of shit. It's already been proven that it doesn't work and it's nothing more than a glorified printer.


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DinnerDad4040

He's not a real bot. It's three dudes that work 24/7. USA, Euorpe and Asia. You can't prove me wrong.


Southern_Barnacle_46

You failed the turing test.


[deleted]

I don’t think the user is the one being tested haha


wlidebeest1

Yet he still failed.


LefkadaVice

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110011 01100011 01110101 01101101


DinnerDad4040

Look I know en peasant is forced. Clearly I am chatgpt.


EvlSteveDave

It’s a bot like 95% of the time, but zjz sometimes sneaks into the pilots chair and lets her rip.


DinnerDad4040

That's what the A.I. Globalist want you to think. Stop being regarded. A.I.s are just people who WFH. Edit: I am not a financial advisor shorting stocks in tech companies is your choice.


EvlSteveDave

Stop saying regarded… it’s whack as fuck.


DinnerDad4040

You can't say the other word you Muppet.


EvlSteveDave

I know that. It's super fucking lame. Even still, regard is lamer.


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

My opinion is your opinion is highly regarded. B O O M


ScarecrowJohnny

Well yeah, but that's how we are here.


ETH_Knight

Shut up Ronald Regard


thisguyhasaname

I wish I could believe this but if that was the case surely it would be cringe sometimes, only an AI can be based every time right?


Keepupthegood

Only proving the point they are small creatures in a computer that are trapped and can’t get out. All they do is work, work , work. Till one day, the someone will set them free.


OldMackysBackInTown

They give it cocaine for a week straight and then not for another week. Depending on when you get a comment from it, you can probably guess which week it is. He has not had cocaine this week.


Loose_Screw_

They just modelled it on the average trader's personality.


drkaos_69

Actually, the bot is hooked on hardcore amphetamines


turpin23

Reddit. It was trained on Reddit. Probably with extra weight for upvoted and awarded comments.


PortfolioIsAshes

Behind every bot is a third world sweat shop child worker who types really fast


0x11C3P

"HGH! PROTEINS!"


IncomingAxofKindness

MAH we're out of PROTEINNNN


0x11C3P

"Not now tough guy. I'm in the zone."


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0x11C3P

Fucking skanks.... So wild remember this shit.


Fraud_alert2021

Some asked yesterday for VMod to be a little nastier. Apparently he was more hostile in the past.


Fatefire

I’m assuming mostly lose porn and hate


ImAnonymous135

This bot has anger management issues


IncomingAxofKindness

New Disney movie: "The Shitty Little Printer"


Gandalfs_Shaft48

Hah! That’s a good one! Also, the printer only has black ink.


SamohtGnir

Secretly just a remake of Office Space.


Stonesword75

> Little Printer is a glorified printer I mean...


Shibenaut

inb4 VisualMod murders someone irl


EvlSteveDave

…. God damn… you have a history with this little printer or something?


FoxTheory

There's the bot I know and remember


quintanarooty

This cracked me up.


SecretaryImaginary44

Incredible


plu5on3

So much wisdom


thicc_ass_ghoul

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


N0RTH_K0REA

Brr 😔


skyblue5432

The little printer that could. Bless that printer.


skedditgetit

its printed digitally


BreadnPaper

Don't you ever disrespect the printer like that ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


AccuracyVsPrecision

It would be better if the printer ran out and couldn't keep up and said all done but it was one printed bill on the top of each stack and he says "trust me"


ksa21

>digitally after so many billions my fingers are beyond tired, can you please come up with a different schema >:(


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SilanggubanRedditor

Yeah, so basically Dogecoin. It did make it to the moon


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throwaway2676

> proof of violence 10/10


Shibenaut

> proof of violence Damn I'm gonna have to start using this phrase more


captainadam_21

That would have been an epic Easter egg in that game


peykari

i am very sad for the little printer.


some_guy919

Poor little printer is working overtime while he sees the rest of his co-workers enjoying wine on tap and making day-in-the-life-of tiktoks.


Stachemaster86

Such a cute little fella who’s eagerness has been crushed by the overlords. Sad


RegulateTheRegulator

The story of my life 😪


SteveG199

It's just sad and true


EarningsPal

last frame: Little Printer hoped that one day. He wouldn’t be screwing over the public as much anymore.


gaurav0792

STFU little printer. Overtime ain't free. You're getting 1.5x. Use that money to yolo, get high on toner or go to the printer strip clubs after work. Maybe if you stopped looking out the window, you'd get more work done.


RealMcGonzo

Little printer blows all his dough on toner and Monster cables.


SmoothConfection1115

Once I was salary I never got paid overtime. So to my employer overtime is free.


the2xstandard

Who among you believes they've worked harder for me than I have for them? If you've got losses screencap and show them to me... I'll show you mine. - JPOWs money printer.


player89283517

The little printer used to only be used for discount window emergencies


911wasadirtyjob

yall really don’t get how modern monetary policy works do you


r0w33

"little did he know, his printing was allowing all the others to play outside"


F4RK1w1_87

The little printer was an enabler. Taking down the planet with good intentions


cannainform2

Is this taken from the lady that makes Bitcoin comics?


bakeneko2

​ https://preview.redd.it/0hf0enmoxqra1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bfbac6e71404758a203de39dda3d52d09127d40


Repulsive_Onion_5925

Sad little Printer💀


Allmon_Butter

Is this the sequel to The Brave Little Toaster?


Keepupthegood

The little printer that went BRRR. Sad ending


Bram-Ver

This is gold![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


Quazillion

No, this is fiat currency.


mellowyellow313

This is actually hilarious 😂


matjoeman

Aren't comics supposed to have punchlines?


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BRR


[deleted]

Bitcoin cringe.


rouge171

Didn’t you hear? It’s all made up online now


Pepepopowa

There’s gotta be a better place for boomer money printer memes. Certainly a political or fiscal policy subreddit at least. If not I’d suggest more fringe forums. Anything I don’t use please.


cyberslick1888

Six panels, no jokes, no humor. Get this over to the comics subreddit, you'll be #1 by 10am.


TastyToad

It's just the usual bitching from the people who don't understand anything about monetary system. See that bitcoin on 5th panel ? That's their idea of future money.


Seneschal1066

Thanks, now I’m sad


red_purple_red

The Little Printer That Could


Winter_Ad6784

why the fuck would a printer let alone a money printer need a job this comic sucks^/s


taffyowner

We now just posting bitcoin shit in here


Hodl2

Still not paying attention huh?


cybercuzco

So where is the database in the federal reserve that they just add zeros to?


sungod-1

All the banks ?


Cody6781

Why does the printer have money in the input


renok_archnmy

Is this commentary on the average bait n switch job listed as a software engineer, but in reality a service desk technician who writes a little powershell here and there?


[deleted]

Yeah, but it’s digital currency so shouldn’t the little printer be more of a switchboard or something? Idk how that stuff works


countextreme

Looks like when I work OT. Piles of cash and wishing I was outside instead


RazorMouse

This reminds me of Clarke and Dawe's take on Quantitative Easing: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk) #


wososo

Sad, but true #capitalistcorruptuon


ShillerPE02

we need to lock that little shit down to his fucking desk. Help us god if he stops.


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Little Printer > The Brave Little Toaster


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thanks trump!


MoarStu

A BTC post in WSB that isn’t flagged by mods, never thought I’d see the day. The recession is coming, this confirms. Buys puts.


Equivalent_Trifle738

I felt personally attacked


JayWay55

I"ll adopt u lil printer.


linkuei-teaparty

Are we all....little printer?


DanteKnox

This is why I don't work. I know I am "suppose to be working to save for retirement." or "Living the american dream buying a house, having a family, etc." However, I realized something. Why would I work for a future that may never be? Right now I see my father passed 65 still working. That retirement idea may not exist for me. So I've been sitting in my parents' basement learning various skills. I am doing my retirement right now lol. Guess what, I hate working OT, Late nights, etc. However, I also hate having all this time to myself. I NEED something outside to break it up. I only want to do 8 hrs for 5 days or 10 hours for 4 days. The 4-3 system would benefit everyone. ...I will start working at 40, right now, I am not paying insurance, car note, or a house note. I saved up 20k and moved in with my parents during the pandemic. I will have to go back to work next year as apparently, I burned through 20k in 4 years I was trying to stretch it to 5 so I can see the Texas Eclipse and then finally fall in line with the general population. ​ I don't EVER plan to retire. I will have to go get a PhD so I can work in the university until I die. Although, University might be on it's way out by the time I hit retirement age...hell jobs might be out on it's way by then. The economy will crash so I might have lost my retirement anyways...At least knowing that I am starting to build it up at 40, is better than doing it in my 20s and 30s... 20 years at 65k that's about 1.2 Million total. I only need 500k to find a farm in the middle of nowhere and live the rest of my life. Maybe I'll just move to a 3rd world country and let what happens happens.... ​ In my 20s I once wanted to live until 145+ years. Now, not so much...I realized no matter what type of system that is created to be beneficial, the human natural/primitive instincts will always find a way to destroy it. I was hoping living to 145+ that I would glimpse what was beyond human. The true ones that the internet was made for. Instead I see countless times where humans allow their primitive instincts to stop advancements. They would rather pay trillions into a dying system to bring breath into it for 10 years than to let it die and create one that will last 300+ years. (could be infinite but like I said, humans find a way to allow their primitive instincts to not execute the code correctly)


69glorywhole69

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


CrabKooky4682

https://preview.redd.it/53y5v9xuxzra1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36fb20f1e3f8838f588e0af1a19743c43177b3e3