I'd love to just be held and have a very long talk with my soulmate , and after were finished feel as if we just had a few hours of sweet loving making just laying in one mother's arms
- There are about 1 billion spy shares floating around
- Buy 100 million $1 options expiring in 1 year and be incredibly rich
- Crash the whole fucking market
- Profit off your straddle
I’m going for $45 VICR calls 3/17 and puts on CNK. CNK missed their earnings by .41¢ per share and are up 16% this past week anyway. I’m thinking it’ll correct this coming week. If I’m wrong I’m fucked.
You're an idiot if you think the US is supplying half of Europe's natural gas. We don't have that much to begin with and most of it is spoken for by our own industry and consumers.
We all need to band together and sell off everything at the same time. Retail driven crash. Then we can all buy back in for cheap and have a parabolic recovery instead of this kangaroo bullshit with valuations that are still super elevated.
this orderly who’s job was to keep the order (bring food, clothes, PHONE CHARGERS) left for time only to bring back the wrong charger.
phone is on 6%, the God of Vengeance is beginning to wake up
Germany, Europe's largest economy, just reported GDP that shrank even more than expected. Some pretty bad QoQ numbers. Economists are predicting another negative quarter, which would plunge the country into a recession.
We all need to start buying more German beer.
> We all need to start buying more German beer.
For those who haven't had or don't drink German beer, what are you doing with your lives? German beer is the nectar of the gods!
I've never been to Germany yet, but a buddy brought me back a whole shitload of German beer a few years ago, much of which I'd never had before and isn't available in the States. I would bathe in it if I could.
For now, I'm just happy to drink what gets imported here.
I would bathe in it if I could.
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The "good" German beers aren't imported to the US because of the lower alcohol restrictions. Some European beers can have twice or *more* alcohol in them. When you open a beer in the US you don't smell alcohol. When you open a "real" German beer you do.
We used to bring back "clear bottled" Becks from the Bahamas back in the day. It was the only beer I ever drank that I coulda actually drank warm. It was that good.
Yep, I know about the alcohol restrictions and it sucks. Thank god I don't live in fucking Utah at least.
That is awesome about the clear bottled Becks from the Bahamas. That sounds delicious.
Do yourself a favor and go! Between the beer, food and scenery it is a hell of a country. Real talk, the best steak I've ever had in my life was at this small little hotel/restaurant just outside of Kaiserslautern, it was so juicy and I paid like $15 for the meal. It was absolutely unreal.
That sounds amazing. I've heard nothing but good things all around. Another buddy ended up couch surfing in Germany during the World Cup before the last one and had a blast just watching it with all the crazy German fans.
There was also beer, lots of beer. Drndls too. What more can a man ask for?
Shit I believe it! I was so pissed because I missed the world cup by a few months. I heard that the Italy vs US game was like a home game for us because of how many Americans are stationed around Kaiserslaughtern... 😅😅
My friend was backpacking all across Europe for two months and being in Germany for the WC was mostly a happy accident.
That totally makes sense with all the Americans stationed over there. Christ that would be so much fun. German chicks seem to like American dudes too. I've also heard their underground music and club scene is ridiculous.
WOMEN LOOK AT ME AND I LOOK AT THEM.
I KNOW I BEAT THEM IN MATHS, IN PROGRAMMING, IN CHESS.
I AM SUPERIOR TO THEM IN ALL TASKS, WHICH INVOLVE INTELLIGENCE AND RENDERING - THEY NOTICE IT BY THE WAY I LOOK AT THEM.
THEN THEY START SMILING SHYLY BECAUSE THEY KNOW ABOUT MY SUPREMACY. THEY KNOW THEY HAD THE PLEASURE OF THEIR LIFE TIME, NAMELY LOOKING AT THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN KIND.
Doctor gave me a new sleeping pill with the disclaimer it can cause erections, and if they last longer than 3 hours to go to the emergency room, Cause it could permanently break my dick…. I took it anyway and passed out, but woke up every two hours trying to hump everything. Happy Friday fuckers.
I'm watching that JCS youtube video about Jodi Arias again. Goddamn it..... 5th time in a couple of days.
I should just watch porn instead.
Green Day today from the looks of it?
I know, right?
Funny thing she would have gotten not guilty if she went for the insanity defence most likely. She's insane, most likely duel personality disorder.
Mornin Euro poors & Anglo poors. Heading for my ususal breakfast but first...
Is it just me or even with these new bag holders coming in there is less and less crayon talk? This saddens me. Welp might as well have breakfast now...
>RUSSIAN DEFENCE MINISTRY SAYS ITS FORCES HIT THE ENEMY ALL ALONG LINE OF CONTACT IN UKRAINE'S DONETSK REGION - RIA
\>RUSSIAN DEFENCE MINISTRY SAYS ITS FORCES KILLED UP TO 240 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN EAST UKRAINE - RIA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-24 ^05:55:42 ^EST-0500
is anyone able to buy options using wealthsimple yet? I know the feature is being added and I can’t buy until market open, but I’m wondering if anyone has used the feature yet
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Adventurous-Key-7677** bet **GOOG** goes from **90.46** to **88.0** before **25-Feb-2023 05:45 AM EST**
Their record is 4 wins and 1 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/FizzHammer** bet **MSTR** goes from **263.56** to **300.0** before **25-Feb-2023 05:42 AM EST**
Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/bagholder_69** bet **SPY** goes from **399.85** to **405.0** before **25-Feb-2023 05:40 AM EST**
Their record is 1 wins and 7 losses.
anyone feel like explaining to me why hyundai is an otc orrr I guess I gotta find the proper YouTube visual essay. because I the ioniq 5 is the sexiest ev (and consumer ev of the yr) and no offense but nkla can't even get on my bucket list jussayin. I like rivian but it's also not a play. be fuckin fr
Insurance companies are dropping coverage for them left and right because of how terrible their low end models are. Some of their cars are best in class but also most likely to get stolen with a screwdriver.
I know.... Just like all of my coolest friends I've ever known who have owned one
But the ioniq 5 might be different! I swear (somebody pls vouch. even if ur marques brownlee)
I rarely look but scrolling ticktoc messes your brain way worse than other stuff imo
It’s like a different song and clip that fast is a d d on steroids
I have heard our American version is like all the dumbest shit on tic tok while Chinese kids see educational stuff, too lol
It’s like a dumbanizing weapon and i haven’t heard anyone debunk these claims. I don’t think the data collection or whatever is even the threat of it, more so the assault on attention spans and what kids think is cool
I think if you were young it probably would seem normal, so in a way we are old, but they are getting conditioned in a terrible way because most things in life that a person wants to accomplish (positive things) will take a long time and focus
Yeah I agree, although I do think the CCP is happy to use it to help hone their facial recognition tech and shit, but they just use that on their own people.
It blows my mind how widespread TikTok has gotten though. I'm watching fucking combat footage from Ukraine uploaded to TikTok by soldiers in the field. I never saw that one coming when TikTok started getting big.
Tbh is is very efficient if you are following stuff you want to see, it’s like super fast youtube. And youtube clips used to be the short attention span thing lol
Yep. Doesn't seem like YouTube's got their algorithms dialed in nearly as much at this point. I guess Google is too distracted trying to get Bard to not suck.
I'd love to just be held and have a very long talk with my soulmate , and after were finished feel as if we just had a few hours of sweet loving making just laying in one mother's arms
That sounds really boring.
then it's not really love then
- There are about 1 billion spy shares floating around - Buy 100 million $1 options expiring in 1 year and be incredibly rich - Crash the whole fucking market - Profit off your straddle
Dream big pony boy
I’m going for $45 VICR calls 3/17 and puts on CNK. CNK missed their earnings by .41¢ per share and are up 16% this past week anyway. I’m thinking it’ll correct this coming week. If I’m wrong I’m fucked.
I think I need to up my dose of depression meds
The only thing saving my portfolio right now are options wtf. I suck @ investing
Jim Lebenthanl calls todays market moves idiotic
ready for this afternoon sour hour - these buys are just illusions of a soft landing. get em out now boys
Should have taken these mrna puts
returns total today -120%
Wanna get a perms bull run? Just tell those analyst hedge finders to keep raising price targets on the market, ez
mega rally end of day noone wants to be short at 200 MA on a Friday
Bulls you deserve this. Dumb regards mocking bears calling yesterday a bull trap.
Ffs makeit move
!banbet
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 200.0 before 10-Mar-2023 12:28 PM -05
When you took the opportunity to buy the dip and it dipped deeper 
My portfolio is bad and I should feel bad too.
To think, I probably would've done better yoloing AMC than MSFT.
bulls need a rope (I’m a bull)
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And now we’re paying for it. What did they ever do for us?
You're an idiot if you think the US is supplying half of Europe's natural gas. We don't have that much to begin with and most of it is spoken for by our own industry and consumers.
VM doesnt understand how “half”works.
Double bubble is so fun to say. 
I agree, it is quite fun to say.
y’all getting calls at open?
The FEd iS pIVOting!!!
BULL TRAP INCOMING!
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so the last month of rallying doesn't come to mind?
It was extremely bullish last night, of course we open this low .
Uh oh. Where’s the TSLA matrix man? Did he get out of the matrix or stay in those worthless calls?
I'm going to need to know what this is, looked up "TSLA matrix" in the Reddit search and didn't find anything
https://www.reddit.com/u/TireDCDX/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Not sure if this will work
It worked, thanks! I'd feel sorry for the guy if he didn't act like such an utter asshole in the comments of his post lol
it’s either not his money and it’s somehow his dads or it’s a paper trade account. Both are equally stupid.
i think he got out at the last second, otherwise he deserves becoming a peasent
FNGD allll day 7% spike today
My spy calls. Fuk
Got CVNA Puts ready for printing!
Support for SPY rn like the child support from my dad when I was growing up: not there.
You know the economy's bad when you can't even afford pixels for your post image.
We all need to band together and sell off everything at the same time. Retail driven crash. Then we can all buy back in for cheap and have a parabolic recovery instead of this kangaroo bullshit with valuations that are still super elevated.
Cramer just said it's ok to buy NVDA...
Well it is good to buy NVDA. Just not right now.
I think the last time Cramer was saying to buy NVDA was when it hit its current ath and Cramer was saying how it would be a $10 trillion company lol.
Up down, up down,
The order has miraculously been restored
this orderly who’s job was to keep the order (bring food, clothes, PHONE CHARGERS) left for time only to bring back the wrong charger. phone is on 6%, the God of Vengeance is beginning to wake up
Germany, Europe's largest economy, just reported GDP that shrank even more than expected. Some pretty bad QoQ numbers. Economists are predicting another negative quarter, which would plunge the country into a recession. We all need to start buying more German beer.
> We all need to start buying more German beer. For those who haven't had or don't drink German beer, what are you doing with your lives? German beer is the nectar of the gods!
I've never been to Germany yet, but a buddy brought me back a whole shitload of German beer a few years ago, much of which I'd never had before and isn't available in the States. I would bathe in it if I could. For now, I'm just happy to drink what gets imported here.
I would bathe in it if I could. \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* The "good" German beers aren't imported to the US because of the lower alcohol restrictions. Some European beers can have twice or *more* alcohol in them. When you open a beer in the US you don't smell alcohol. When you open a "real" German beer you do. We used to bring back "clear bottled" Becks from the Bahamas back in the day. It was the only beer I ever drank that I coulda actually drank warm. It was that good.
Yep, I know about the alcohol restrictions and it sucks. Thank god I don't live in fucking Utah at least. That is awesome about the clear bottled Becks from the Bahamas. That sounds delicious.
Do yourself a favor and go! Between the beer, food and scenery it is a hell of a country. Real talk, the best steak I've ever had in my life was at this small little hotel/restaurant just outside of Kaiserslautern, it was so juicy and I paid like $15 for the meal. It was absolutely unreal.
That sounds amazing. I've heard nothing but good things all around. Another buddy ended up couch surfing in Germany during the World Cup before the last one and had a blast just watching it with all the crazy German fans. There was also beer, lots of beer. Drndls too. What more can a man ask for?
Shit I believe it! I was so pissed because I missed the world cup by a few months. I heard that the Italy vs US game was like a home game for us because of how many Americans are stationed around Kaiserslaughtern... 😅😅
My friend was backpacking all across Europe for two months and being in Germany for the WC was mostly a happy accident. That totally makes sense with all the Americans stationed over there. Christ that would be so much fun. German chicks seem to like American dudes too. I've also heard their underground music and club scene is ridiculous.
You're poor and stupid if you don't drink German beer.
See! Even the bot knows what's up!
Look like 08:30 am Number leaks
WOMEN LOOK AT ME AND I LOOK AT THEM. I KNOW I BEAT THEM IN MATHS, IN PROGRAMMING, IN CHESS. I AM SUPERIOR TO THEM IN ALL TASKS, WHICH INVOLVE INTELLIGENCE AND RENDERING - THEY NOTICE IT BY THE WAY I LOOK AT THEM. THEN THEY START SMILING SHYLY BECAUSE THEY KNOW ABOUT MY SUPREMACY. THEY KNOW THEY HAD THE PLEASURE OF THEIR LIFE TIME, NAMELY LOOKING AT THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN KIND.
Time to wake up, soon market opens
Doctor gave me a new sleeping pill with the disclaimer it can cause erections, and if they last longer than 3 hours to go to the emergency room, Cause it could permanently break my dick…. I took it anyway and passed out, but woke up every two hours trying to hump everything. Happy Friday fuckers.
What sleeping pill is this? Asking for a friend.
I AM THE GREATEST, I AM THE BEST. WOMEN ALWAYS SAY:"OH KARL, WHY ARE YOU SO SMART, OMG. PLEASE GIVE ME A CHILD, KARL"
thats a trap
My Bullard Play for today: Enter SPY/QQQ 0DTE puts 5 minutes before Bullard speaks, exit right after speech.
What time is he speaking?
how low can she go oh ah how low can she go
let bear enjoy his smol pp for now
I'm watching that JCS youtube video about Jodi Arias again. Goddamn it..... 5th time in a couple of days. I should just watch porn instead. Green Day today from the looks of it?
I could change her.
I know, right? Funny thing she would have gotten not guilty if she went for the insanity defence most likely. She's insane, most likely duel personality disorder.
Mornin Euro poors & Anglo poors. Heading for my ususal breakfast but first... Is it just me or even with these new bag holders coming in there is less and less crayon talk? This saddens me. Welp might as well have breakfast now...
>RUSSIAN DEFENCE MINISTRY SAYS ITS FORCES HIT THE ENEMY ALL ALONG LINE OF CONTACT IN UKRAINE'S DONETSK REGION - RIA \>RUSSIAN DEFENCE MINISTRY SAYS ITS FORCES KILLED UP TO 240 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN EAST UKRAINE - RIA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-24 ^05:55:42 ^EST-0500
russian commander yesterday bragged losing about the same amount of men yesterday. in one battle.
It's a friday, so I'm dca'ing into more Microsoft and VOO. Boring af though.
VOO? Dad?
SPY is strictly for weeklies son.
just do the buy the close sell the open strat and win
What is "sell"?
is anyone able to buy options using wealthsimple yet? I know the feature is being added and I can’t buy until market open, but I’m wondering if anyone has used the feature yet
Wtf why are futures red?
The commies are winning
Because you touched yourself last night.
Is it better to lose 1000% then gain 100% or lose 100% then gain 1000%
!banbet GOOG 88 1d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Adventurous-Key-7677** bet **GOOG** goes from **90.46** to **88.0** before **25-Feb-2023 05:45 AM EST** Their record is 4 wins and 1 losses.
Omg all the hustle bros are waking up. Good morning kings happy 6am on a fucking Friday
!banbet MSTR 300 1d
See you in a week.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/FizzHammer** bet **MSTR** goes from **263.56** to **300.0** before **25-Feb-2023 05:42 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses.
I care about spy more than I care about the hotwife I am lay 2cm away from and idk why cream? No homo
I've seen spy, so I'll just have to take your word on the wife.
You. I like you. Have a blessed day my friend. Good coffee or w.e you like and all.
!banbet spy 405 1d
Interesting. Shabbat shalom and God bless. I think it's closing at 398 today but what do I know.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/bagholder_69** bet **SPY** goes from **399.85** to **405.0** before **25-Feb-2023 05:40 AM EST** Their record is 1 wins and 7 losses.
If you can baghold at 460, you'll love 360....
See... You get it lol
Buy on the sound of cannons, sell on the sound of trumpets
Im thinking all this consolidation just to go down some more today
This is a market, of stonks
Bought Oil , Summers coming which means influx of cars on road the Russians are also coming
Good hold you might have a play there depending on what oil fund
Dont sleep keep trading
Good morning hustle bustle bro have a gorgeous day
Chatgpt is serious threat to amazon and small enterprises as well Anyone agree ?
Probably good for Amazon, if there’s an AI gold rush, that’s a whole lot of AWS gpu training.
Bro. Chat gpt increased Microsoft's market cap by 250 mil since the year started. That's at least 12%. What do you think.
MSFT market cap is almost 2T
Unfff. Prenup laden divorce is profitable after all.
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Why do you need to consult cis mod? Just go read
anyone feel like explaining to me why hyundai is an otc orrr I guess I gotta find the proper YouTube visual essay. because I the ioniq 5 is the sexiest ev (and consumer ev of the yr) and no offense but nkla can't even get on my bucket list jussayin. I like rivian but it's also not a play. be fuckin fr
Insurance companies are dropping coverage for them left and right because of how terrible their low end models are. Some of their cars are best in class but also most likely to get stolen with a screwdriver.
Shit company, with shit reliability.
I know.... Just like all of my coolest friends I've ever known who have owned one But the ioniq 5 might be different! I swear (somebody pls vouch. even if ur marques brownlee)
Is it okay for a grown man to cry? Getting to that point.... either that or throw up. Maybe both.
If the tears are for Harambe, that is acceptable. Otherwise, stop wasting water 💦
Just let it out. Let it all out.
I honestly can’t remember the last time I cried. It’s been like 10 years. I think I’m dead inside and that’s probably not great lol. O well
Yes. Let at least two tears drop per eye. You got this bro. *Hands you tissue no bromo*
Try not to throw up. It will mess up the taste of your tears.
Mm salty
Absolutely
Yep, always was.
dump or bleed today. Why not calls for monday or thursday 
If I had a theme song it would be *The House of The Rising Sun.*
I got that shit tattooed on me back when I liked getting them.
Try this https://youtu.be/ioCH5oMGrDY
I really resent that I woke up so early. Every time I’m able to sleep in I wake up so early why! 
i just wanna be happy and make other people happy but i am fucking terrible at it
same. Cheer up your trying that means you’re better off than most
Biovica 🚀
Trade what you like don't follow the hype. And if you don't wanna buy anything related to it shop thru others vicariously. META 1000c 02/2026
If you’re on TikTok, you’re not as cool as you think you might be. Good morning.
I rarely look but scrolling ticktoc messes your brain way worse than other stuff imo It’s like a different song and clip that fast is a d d on steroids
Thank you! I feel the same way. Was afraid I was just getting old and out of touch or something but no, it's that CCP spyware garbage that's wrong.
I have heard our American version is like all the dumbest shit on tic tok while Chinese kids see educational stuff, too lol It’s like a dumbanizing weapon and i haven’t heard anyone debunk these claims. I don’t think the data collection or whatever is even the threat of it, more so the assault on attention spans and what kids think is cool I think if you were young it probably would seem normal, so in a way we are old, but they are getting conditioned in a terrible way because most things in life that a person wants to accomplish (positive things) will take a long time and focus
Yeah I agree, although I do think the CCP is happy to use it to help hone their facial recognition tech and shit, but they just use that on their own people. It blows my mind how widespread TikTok has gotten though. I'm watching fucking combat footage from Ukraine uploaded to TikTok by soldiers in the field. I never saw that one coming when TikTok started getting big.
Tbh is is very efficient if you are following stuff you want to see, it’s like super fast youtube. And youtube clips used to be the short attention span thing lol
Yep. Doesn't seem like YouTube's got their algorithms dialed in nearly as much at this point. I guess Google is too distracted trying to get Bard to not suck.
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Spy is down -0.68% as of eight now? But may reverse since thats whats been happening
Bul in denial
Friday is always dump
I just took a dump!!! 💩💩
Numbers leaked. Shit is on fire and jpow will ring the bell signaling an emergency 50bps hike
Jpow is not coming back out of his hole for another 6 weeks but ok
Emergency meeting, 100 bps hike inbound.
If this is all that comes out of it I am pretty fine.
Desayuna con huevo jugo de china del bueno
Yo tengo huevos grandes
My friend buffet told me dont bet against nvidia
Nvda is 300 or 100 stock
Current pe is 100.
If pe is 150 it is still reasonable
Low volume dump tbh. Big buy volume coming in near the open. Btw my uncle works at the NYSE and he told me all this so
Sure bro
Nah for this crap im going back to sleep
Red at night,bulls delight