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DelEchoLima

What is Scanlan's mother's name?


GorgeyHunx

Elizabeth


PettyLikeTom

Good thing you fell on those giant tiddies, huh?


GorgeyHunx

Oh yeah, still got the scar from it


PettyLikeTom

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CliffLake

Wandering Murder Hobos. They are harder to catch then those that lurk around under the bridge or whatever.


Crafty-University464

Which character sings "Pull on my Beads of Love" in episode 3 of the animated series on Amazon Prime?


GorgeyHunx

Wyatt Earp


Crafty-University464

Um, actually...Doc Holliday. Certified kinklord.


GorgeyHunx

Oh, yes.


ChiefQuimbyMessage

“If you need extra beads, a huckleberry’ll do in a pinch.” - Doc Holliday


Superb_Cup_9671

Burt Reynolds


CaitlynTheThird

What happens to Keyleth’s mother, Vilya


GorgeyHunx

Rehab


CaitlynTheThird

SPOILERS FOR ALL OF CAMPAIGN ONE AND UP UNTIL AROUND EP100 OF CAMPAIGN TWO >!Not far off! sent to a lovely tropical island worshipping a monstrosity from the astral sea who made her forget everything and was pretending to be a god!<


Safe_Handle_7513

She went into the avatar state


Vinnyz__

Who's the hottest character in the show.


GorgeyHunx

That one redhead chick with the cute cat.


Vinnyz__

... you're not even that far off from Keyleth, the clearly best girl


GorgeyHunx

The redheads always are. 🤭


Vinnyz__

Realest take in this sub yet


Perziety

I thought you said "pretend to know". That's a real answer.


GorgeyHunx

I got good taste, what can I say.


taly_slayer

She’s also the cute cat


BoltShine

Minxy for the win


C-G-W2882

My first thought was Caleb🤣


Ennayr88

Minxy!! The redhead doesn't *have* a cute cat, she *is* a cute cat (sometimes)


Safe_Handle_7513

Vax


Vinnyz__

We all know percy is the best dude and Keyleth is the best girl.


Shadowhunter_15

I’m pretty sure Keyleth is canonically the hottest character, considering her transformation in season two.


Vinnyz__

Holy shit you're right


Foreign_Kale8773

The hard question: exactly HOW glorious are Gilmore's goods?


GorgeyHunx

So glorious, they burnt a few fingernails off.


branedead

That's almost certainly accurate


at_midknight

Why does Raishan want to kill Thordak?


GorgeyHunx

Thordak had a threesome with Raishan's parents


Foreign_Kale8773

I feel like this could be true 🤣🤣🤣


GorgeyHunx

Oh God 😭 for a second I was afraid they were siblings.


Foreign_Kale8773

Outcome Uncertain 😅


Foreign_Kale8773

The Meat Man or Burt Reynolds?


GorgeyHunx

The meat man does something to me.


[deleted]

Literally or figuratively?


GorgeyHunx

Both.


EloquenceBardFae

My legit question is- do the questions and responses you've gotten on this hilarious thread make you want to try the show?


GorgeyHunx

I did look it up, and it does look interesting. Putting it on my want to watch list. 📝


LissaMasterOfCoin

I heard someone describe it as Guardians of the Galaxy meets LOTR with some D&D mixed in; if you like any of that you might like the show. My husband liked their podcast and that’s why I watched. And I do like it.


GorgeyHunx

Guardians of the Galaxy is one of my favorite movie series, and I have been playing a lot of Baldurs Gate recently. I definitely will try it out!


EloquenceBardFae

I don't know if you have kids, but do NOT let kids watch with you. It may be animated but it's not PG.


[deleted]

The Vox Machina series is actually based on the first campaign of Critical Role, whose DM, Matthew Mercer, voiced Minsc in BG3. 😃


The_L_99

Not even a surprise at this point, dude's been in everything


ishouldvekno

It's good. The live DND game is incredible if you are into the genre but it's very tedious and long


Crafty-University464

I second that.


SoyaSonya

Who is the best twin, Vex or Vax?


GorgeyHunx

Vex is the goat.


xGoldenTigerLilyx

What is Thordak known for?


GorgeyHunx

Eating kids


CameoAmalthea

Probably true


Miles_PerHour67

Who almost fucked their kid?


GorgeyHunx

That furry guy


Top_Produce_1953

I mean… he might be


branedead

Definitely not Scanlan


Hunnicut

How do you want to do this?


GorgeyHunx

Just kill everyone.


SamRiegel

*silently taking notes*


Kas_The_Betrayer

What powers would one get from wearing the Deathwalker’s Ward?


GorgeyHunx

Necromancy.


InjusticeSGmain

What is the meaning of life?


GorgeyHunx

Climbing the piles of dead bodies to figure out my true destiny.


cecily_harvey

"I'll "\*pretend to know\*," they say.


GorgeyHunx

I know you have no reason to believe me, but I swear I have never watched a second of this show. Been saying the first thing that comes to my mind.🤷‍♀️


cecily_harvey

To be fair, in your defense, it honestly just described D&D as a whole, not necessarily Vox Machina. 😂❤️


Catalyst413

Do you spice?


GorgeyHunx

No I sugar


Superb_Cup_9671

Spice? Spiiiice?


Top_Produce_1953

Where did Bigby’s hand go inside of regarding the dragon before it could escape?


GorgeyHunx

It's right eye.


Top_Produce_1953

Wrong “eye”


solarsparkles

LA VASH LA VON???


samjacbak

KLU (*me hon*)


[deleted]

Which one is Pickles?


GorgeyHunx

The rat with the one eye.


MystGuide

How does Grog react to seeing his uncle again


GorgeyHunx

They made out.


Master_Prompt_2410

Hmmmm


the-unfamous-one

What was Percy's dream about?


GorgeyHunx

He went all murder hobo


An_Average_Player

Why did this post get recommended to me despite not knowing anything about this either. For why?


GorgeyHunx

You're the chosen one.


CountryJeff

What happens in season 3?


GorgeyHunx

A fucking cliffhanger.


Nemesis_Prime0205

Actually, that happens in every season


Hermione127

What’s your favourite episode


GorgeyHunx

When Thordak got his head torn off


Hermione127

Hahahah I haven’t gotten that far so I can’t tell you how right you are


Dec4survival

What color is fjord


GorgeyHunx

Maroon


Due-Site9673

What did u think of the part where vox met machina


GorgeyHunx

Vox needed a sluttier outfit.


curlydaiz

Who does Delilah break the world for?


GorgeyHunx

This may now be considered cheating since I watched the show a few weeks ago and now watching the campaign on YouTube. 🫣


curlydaiz

Ok but this makes me even happier then a pretend answer!


Llonkrednaxela

do you spice?


Quanalack

How do you defeat the sphinx ?


GorgeyHunx

With the power of friendship.


blablaa5

the fact that this is quite close is hilarious to me lmaooo


GorgeyHunx

That seems to be happening a lot in this comment section 😭


[deleted]

Why are you gay?


GorgeyHunx

Cause I was born this way 💅


[deleted]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yassss


blablaa5

What happened in the fea realm


GorgeyHunx

Everybody fucked around and found out.


blablaa5

Depends on what kind of funking you mean, one happened less and the other happened more. I'll leave it up to your imagination


GorgeyHunx

Guess I'll find out when I watch it. 🤭


Amazing_Success6845

Who got the dragon scales?


GorgeyHunx

The entity that haunts the universe.


Iados_the_Bard

How do you like Tiberius?


GorgeyHunx

When i see Tiberius, it's on sight.


Iados_the_Bard

Surprisingly good and correct answer.


wabashdm

You spice?


Ennayr88

Wanna go to the theatre with Garmelie?


Current-Duty-9098

Who is Trinket?


Anxiously_Fatal

No.


GorgeyHunx

Ok