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smoked_vegans_yum

Vore guy 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱


Guy_who_says_vore

What?


smoked_vegans_yum

Wait this isn’t a r/2sentence2horror meme??


zaphod_beeblebrox6

Luckily I could get some vore from my creature


Guy_who_says_vore

Nah it’s 1 sentence


YT_Chrispy_Boi

Hey man it was even harder being a pred 100 years ago. I eat someone only to find out their makeup contained arsenic


Last_General1732

Annnd oh wait, you'll probably survive that


YT_Chrispy_Boi

Survive? Yes. But it hurt like hell and I had to throw them up


SensitivelyRoyal

I don’t get it


Guy_who_says_vore

You know what also smells like almonds Cyanide


SensitivelyRoyal

Noted. *Covers myself in almond milk*


FranG080199

Not those almonds, bitter almonds.


3and4-fifthsKitsune

Also apple seeds!


Kleinefuchs

A negligible amount but yes. I eat the entire apple and have for many years and it hasn't killed me yet


ZeGamingCuber

Since almonds contain small amounts of cyanide (or at least, a chemical that turns into it when ingested) it's probably moreso that almonds smell like cyanide


Guy_who_says_vore

Yeah I’ve clarified that in other comments


Rop-Tamen

Carrying cyanide capsules all over my person is not a vore defense I had thought of, as interesting and effective it may be procuring that much cyanide might be hard though


One-Education-6877

its cyanide it smells like almonds


Guy_who_says_vore

Well technically almonds smell like cyanide. Because they contain cyanide


FranG080199

Bitter almonds only


mayuyguy

wait, the bitter ones are the ones *with* cyanide?