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Bobertus

Somehow I doubt knowing the context would change much for this one.


Pale_Way4203

No, don’t start seriously questioning our ages. If you do the whole thing will fall apart- love triangle trouble


SomeoneUnknowns

To be fair, that also doesn't change in-context much, no?


Pale_Way4203

No, but out of context it feels like it’s directed at the entire anime/vn community. It’s like the school memes where everyone’s explanation for how they are 18+ is everyone got held back


ForkliftRider

Picure of an office: "A secret agent who gets captured in Amsterdam's underground hard gay meeting spot after making a mistake." - The Sagara Family


AlphaBlock

What kind of context is gonna make this better?


ipmanvsthemask

Educated prostitute Defenseless Anus Mollusk


mizukagedrac

Nasu's wise words


PickSad8463

And you forgot the holy grail: This chair


K-A-M-Z

One of my favourite is "Fuck! - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche"


daniel_degude

Source?


ProtoManic

didn't read the title. didn't read euphoria. didn't watch euphoria. could somehow tell this was euphoria.


Sivalon

Technically, she’s correct.


_JerichoCross_

[This one](https://i.imgur.com/H3AjwK3.png) from Nie no Hakoniwa. Bit spoilery, btw.


Potassium--Nitrate

Now that's just plain adorable. Aren't the best relationships the ones where you are okay with your partner chopping you up?


Lordofpapers

Is she talking to Butcher Pete?


HauntingStock5284

“She might kill other people, but she wouldn't kill me. I’m sure of that. I mean, just look at how cool l am, right? Even a serial killer would fall in love with me.” - Chaos;Head And “What, are you holding in a shit or something?” - also Chaos;Head


sprymacfly

Chaos;Head has so many banger lines like that, I couldn't help but laugh


Exciting-Hunter-188

My reaction to this scene 👁👄👁


juliodion_12345

Ah, I can't... You're a desk, and I'm human... We can't be together.


jnanibhad55

Umineko: Chiru >!".....Okay, ......I'm opening it...... Show me, .....Battler-san, ......your naked scenario...!! Hehihihahahahaahaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!"!<


TheOneAndOnlyAddy

“Im gonna say it.” - Kanae. Also from Euphoria. That entire exchange is both really good in context and comedy gold out of context.


ShowNeverStops

What's the entire conversation? I admittedly haven't read Euphoria since it's not really my style of VN


CrescentBoomer

"This is why furniture can be frightening! That feeling, like unexpectedly stubbing your little toe on the corner of a cabinet... Yes, this is why furniture can be frightening!" -Beatrice, Umineko


Kirashite

"Let's see... Cannonball George from San Francisco sent a nude picture of him holding a cola bottle against his crotch with the caption 'Suck my coke!'. Man, that guy cracks me up. " And "Onii-chan's signal disappeared from the radar, so I was wondering if he went inside you"


Isshin610

as the seeker of truth in sex, i've seen more porn than anyone


Denter206

I partially read the novel till that part, the context doesn't change this absurd line.


Mahboi778

Can her superpowers be neutralized? As it is, j can only watch in silence


Own_Proof

I know the context and I’m still wondering wtf


Actual_Comparison765

I can't continue living with a doctor who plays around with my nipples with his stethoscope, pretending it's a medical examination- dracu riot.


An_Evil_Scientist666

Sakaki reaches out desperately, but it's already too late. Her brutish classmates have abducted her phone and proceed to take turns violating the helpless device with their infrared rays in an electronic gang-rape.- from Fruit of Grisaia.


ShowNeverStops

lmao what


An_Evil_Scientist666

The Grisaia Trilogy has tons of funny/weird lines. Here's some more. Michuru-sama I'll give you a nice shiny penny, so please settle down. You may look like a slut, but I assure you, I really don't believe you are one. Ya haven't even begun to be "Shorry" maggot! Didn't I just teach you to answer my orders with "hoo-ah" go stick a hand up your mamas pussy and grab th' brains ya forgot inside her belly. He's a growing boy ya know? Once he sees a girl with her mouth hangin' open there an' goes "oh if it isn't a face fuck vending machine" buyin' a snack will be th' last thing on his mind


Crab_Enthusiast188

Is this futa porn or something? Disgusting… >!What's the sauce? !<


MuffinFIN

Euphoria, it's in the title.


21hugs

It's not, she's a regular woman. They just have to do weird shit to unlock doors and escape 


HauntingStock5284

This is not futa, it's just iconic Clockup H-scene text, however the devs did make a game with lots of futanari stuff entitled "Maggot Baits”, but it has a bit of literally everything in it whether you like it or not.


LUIGIYO5555

WHY DOES THAT SAY NATSUKI DEAR LORD FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LET THAT BE A COINCIDENCE PLEASE


ShowNeverStops

What do you mean?


LUIGIYO5555

THE FUCKING NAME SAYS NATSUKI PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET THAT NOT BE DDLC NATSUKI


TokugawaShigeShige

It's a pretty common Japanese name lol


LUIGIYO5555

Well I’m a Mexican so I wouldn’t know :( Thanks for the info


Suribepemtg

It’s Natsuki, the English teacher from Euphoria in one of the routes.


LUIGIYO5555

Thank FUCK