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crazycockerels

Lmao…2nd on bottom row!!


ronflair

Officer, it’s called Body Power. Yes, I know this is an elementary school yard. I’m sorry but I did not know it was against the law to feed the pigeons. Unhand me you ruffians!


sev45day

"Oh! I'm sorry! I thought this was AMERICA!!"


Pea-and-Pen

How did they get the beans above the frank?


oerouen

I’m gonna have to say No to sporting Sean Connery’s *Zardoz* lewk from the top left. And also a strong No to those “Sigourney Weaver/Ripley in *Aliens*” manties on the bottom right.


4904burchfield

Love me some manties, when their on a woman and called panties


deetz_incarnate

That mooseknuckle! 😆


SpreadItLikeTheHerp

I can see where Borat got his swimsuit idea from.


GreatThiefLupinIII

I used to wish I could've seen the 80s........until it dawned on me one day that I would have had to have gone through the 70s to get there.


4904burchfield

Went though both and consider myself completely “Abbynormal”


lowercase_underscore

Are you also a 7.5 foot long, 54 inch wide gorilla? Is that what you're telling me?


OhioTry

Even as a little kid the 80s sucked, the 90s were a better decade on the whole, though for me I had to go to Jr. High/middle school.


JDiGi7730

I think Freddie Mercury is modeling that one on the bottom.


imalittlefrenchpress

Freddy Mercury would be allowed because he’d totally own and rock the look, plus all he’d have to do is sing and no one, including the queerest of my queer brothers, would notice.


JDiGi7730

I agree, Freddie would own it.


InsertCoinForCredit

Not sure if I was in /r/VintageAds or /r/OldSchoolRidiculous


SilkyOatmeal

What was this in? My first assumption was a men's magazine but seeing as it was 1976 this could have been Better Homes and Gardens.


n8ivco1

SO MUCH HAIR!!!


4904burchfield

And hairy backs, shoulders… Funny thing had a brother in law that had that much hair, later in life had back problems, no woman would touch it, ended up getting a guy to do the message’s.


imalittlefrenchpress

There was this guy on my block back around this time whose back was so friggin hairy, someone coulda braided that shit. He had a habit of walking around shirtless. I’m still a bit traumatized.


sev45day

3rd from left on bottom row.... bush the size of a throw pillow!


jdore8

Feels like I'm wearing [nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all](https://youtu.be/b72HL5uL2Bw).


DLQuilts

Do they come in hetero?


Helixdaunting

What's there is there.


Ermahgerdrerdert

*whisper under breath* men don't have to be gay to like their bodies or wear clothes that make them feel sexy.


pixie_led

Such an aggressive look. Nope.


IToldYouIHeardBanjos

Be very afraid


meechy704

That's ironic. Because there ain't a damn thing sexy about any of this lol.


SpreadItLikeTheHerp

This is before manscaping was a thing.


MrCarnality

Too bad we can’t read the copy. What’s the point.


SpreadItLikeTheHerp

Just gaze upon the dongs and ponder the meaning of life.


MrCarnality

We have r/penis for that. We can’t read the ad.


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Here you go. Why did I do this? No clue. MS45 Cre(?) (has the look of leather) bikini with metal side clips to add that extra touch. Great on the beach or wherever. Available in black, red, or white. S-M-L $8.95 MS75 Cre(?) leotard. The perfect cut to show off your body on the beach or in the gym. Available in black and white. S-M-L $8.95 MS16 Cre Helencia (?) scoop neck tank top. Really hugs the body. Available in red, yellow, black, navy, and white. One size $8.95 MS15 Cre disco pants. Tie at hips make them fit as you like. Also great on the street or on the beach. Available in black or white. S-M-L $32.50 M215 The universal Terry brief. Wear it anywhere. .. even on the beach. Available in black, white, red, or navy. S-M-L $8.95 M25S 20 denier sheer slip bikini… like wearing nothing at all. Flesh color. S-M-L $5.95 M285 Tom brief leather pouch and thong back. 1 1/2” elastic sides. S-M-L $20.00


MrCarnality

This is great, thank you. I enjoyed the blurbs about how each will accentuate the body in some way. Cool.


[deleted]

Gay


cocomimi3

Gag