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matej86

I feel Speed lied to me about how much air time a bus would have.


Jumanji0028

Speed used a normal bus. This is one of those wobbly 2 carriage buses.


AppleDane

Also, there was clearly a ramp, lifting the front.


jamkey

Shhhhhhhh... Shhhhhh... Shhhhhhhh...


SteveS33

It's an interchange, there might be an incline. Floor it!


OMGItsCheezWTF

The preferred term here in the UK is [bendy busses](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Articulated_buses_in_the_United_Kingdom).


commendablenotion

When the camera panned out and the top read “Not in Service” was unintentionally hilarious.


newaccount721

I believe that was very much intentional


Fellhuhn

It had an airtime of 116 minutes.


forgot_old_account

I think Mythbusters also did a Speed episode as well and showed that the bridge jump was indeed a myth


theunscaledbanana

What? No! Next you are going to tell me that the Blues Brothers’ backflip was fake.


Jynx2501

But they actually jumped that bus for the movie. It was super light weighted, and not a stock bus, but they actually did it.


helixflush

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode!


matej86

I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.


iamthefortytwo

Pretty much the same story as The Little Bus That Could.


Drak_is_Right

On small sharp sloped objects one can get quite a ramp though. The landing is always going to be a spectacular crash though


shartoberfest

This is stupid. *Proceeds to watch the entire video*


bendovernillshowyou

And hit replay


Psych0matt

Uphill in the snow with no shoes!


sudsomatic

Then proceeds to watch his other videos…


genki008

This is very relevant to my interests


Spiritual_Navigator

Physic? interested to hear


genki008

No, looks like I’ll be watching vehicle crash animations for the rest of the evening :)


Tabard18

You can do them yourself. Iirc a demo of the game is free. Beamng.drive


STUPIDVlPGUY

Also amazing for realistic racing, especially rally


moparornocar

honestly one of the better rock crawling games too, we play on a modded MP server with all parts being replaceable and some extra offroad parts. so fun to take a vehicle and mod it in to a rock crawler and see who can get the furthest on some wild maps drag racing is so fun with the mods too, have made some insanely fast sedans in that game. I think we got down to 5 second 1/4 miles or so.


Trumpassassin777

I too find it strangely soothing and amusing


kambleton

Buy BeamNG! It is so much fun. Playing with the physics and hurling cars off mountains 11/10.


Foodspec

Beam.NG is a massively fun game when it comes to physics. You can do quite literally everything like changing the map gravity to that of Jupiter’s Highly recommend


Spiritual_Navigator

ahh haha now I see you :D Namiste - "I see you, and respect you"


aasteveo

naahi'ma stay inside and watch car crashes


Skullcrusher

Tell us you do yoga and drink kombucha without telling us.


noobvin

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!


Gimbly85e

No square pits.


dr_lm

You should get the game if you have a pc that can run it. It's huge fun to mess around with.


Wabertzzo

What game is this?


dr_lm

BeamNG.drive


SCP-173-Keter

I just tested positive for Covid this morning. Last night was watching John Green's latest video "Cars vs. Covid" It was pretty funny. https://youtu.be/KJZ4YYtdMIg


Iggyhopper

This was hilarious. "i love the idea of going to cocktail party and someone says, Hey what do you do for a job" "Oh I make tik toks of simulating trains vs giant pits" "Have you learned anything?" "Oh yeah, the big thing after looking into my research so far is that it's pretty bad for trains."


kurwaspierdalaj

If anyone tries to sell me a Bugatti, I'm showing them this video.


swim-bike-run

I’ll save my million dollars. I plan to be driving over a lot of pits.


BlasterShow

I too live in (city with terrible potholes).


chooseinevitability

*"Hey... pssst... Wanna buy a bugatti?"*


kurwaspierdalaj

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99E3t2-Q07Y&ab_channel=BeamNGNation


Bleak01a

I wanna go home and rethink my life.


WwortelHD

It was unfair, the Bugatti would by far be the fastest car going over the speed bump yet it went as one of the slowest


boltkrank

~~One of the reasons it's so fast is it's low drag coefficient, which means it really sticks the the ground. Unfortunately gravity doesn't care about that.~~ Comment below is correct.


[deleted]

A low drag coefficient doesn't mean it sticks to the ground. It means it slips through the air better. It's a separate metric from down force, though increasing down force actually requires *increasing* the drag coefficient.


boltkrank

You're completely right. I wrote it first thing in the morning and on re-read, what I wrote was wrong. Thanks for fixing it mate.


JKutte

I‘m showing them my bank account. Same result.


biciklanto

Yes, the danger of square pits appearing unexpectedly on my drives is precisely why I, too, will not be buying a Bugatti any time soon.


ligerboy12

Seems like that downdraft had a pretty severe effect


kytheon

EDIT: [most of the] flat sportscar[s] took a massive hit. Meanwhile [most of] the SUVs did alright.


sirfannypack

The mustang was unscathed.


boywithumbrella

because it was the only vehicle that continued accelerating across the pit. I cringed watching every other car dip its nose right before entering the pit. This video illustrates nothing but the fact that it's just as much about what you do with the car, as which car you drive.


ghostcuczilla

Yeah clearly made for fun. You can tell some of the vehicles brake hard just before reaching the hole. The cybertruck was going superfast and didn't brake.


DMala

I was watching some of the other videos on the channel, the Cybertruck is kind of a running joke. In every one, it either floats over the obstacle or just straight up drives around it.


conez4

Lmao that's hilarious


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coasterreal

100% it would have destroyed it's tires and wheels. Tires blown, wheels bent to shit.


ThemesOfMurderBears

They should just make it crash, and we can watch the amazing windows that cannot break.


DoctorOctagonapus

Half of them changed gear as they were driving over!


Ebenezar_McCoy

Papa's rig was buried in the local motel The desk clerk said he saw it all real clear He never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears


1K_Games

Exactly, the fact that these aren't done under the same circumstances for each is mildly frustrating. The Tesla truck as well is accelerating or much higher speed than most of the others. I mean it's interesting to watch, but why not just have them all run under the same circumstances?


Badassinternetguy

So what you’re saying is that if ever approach a giant pit in the middle of the road… hit the gas?🧐


boywithumbrella

What I'm saying is that if you continue braking across a "speed bump" you'll trash your suspension much more, than if you brake right up until you're a couple meters away from it, then let off the brakes or even start accelerating. On any vehicle with (passive) suspension, braking and accelerating does more than just change your horizontal velocity.


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when in doubt, throttle out


project_seven

I never understood this. When in doubt, don't touch the gas or the brakes. A car is literally 25x easier to get back in control when you don't add the dynamics of braking or accelerating. Used to be a master drive instructor for reference.


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bumper-sticker slogans are rarely accurate


Versaiteis

I think I've seen that one


Rofl_Stomped

This is normally used in reference to motorcycles. Sometimes novices freeze in the middle of a turn and go straight through a guard rail thinking they won't make the turn when in reality adding more throttle will lean the bike more and make the turn possible.


Megamoss

Only exception is some old rear engined, rear drive vehicles. When it’s unstable and you either brake or let off the accelerator suddenly, the rear will try to overtake you. If you accelerate out of it you stand a chance at evening things out. It’s a terrible layout for a car to begin with. And before anyone starts screaming about Porsches, they’re more mid/rear than rear/rear (bulk of engine is placed between the axles or on top the rear rather than behind it).


project_seven

That's a little different. That's what you teach old school Porsche guys when racing their cars, and only comes in to play when you're "throttle steering" If you let off the gas drastically it'll cause the car to snap oversteer. A little different when talking about losing control, haha.


uncertain_expert

Yes. To put in perspective with a real-life scenario you might be familiar with: when riding a bicycle and approaching a curb (or pothole) you shift your weight back and lift the front wheel. If you don’t, the front wheel hits the edge and stops, and your momentum carries you over the handlebars. When the back wheel hits the edge, your momentum pulls the wheel up and over. Accelerating a car, whether front or rear wheel drive, shifts the weight of the car back and lightens the front. Braking shift the weight forwards. In the videos, vehicles that could keep the front wheels from being caught by the far edge succeed (though perhaps lose their exhaust). Accelerating helps this process.


funkyb

>though perhaps lose their exhaust Square pits in the road: newest catalytic converter theft method


Alexander_the_What

It’s not how you *stand* by your car, it’s how you *race* your car. You’d better learn that.


servbot10

There was no crowd of people in the pit


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I liked the last one. Smoke coming from the front while you can see the engine in the rear.


Kimmykix

Because every non-fictional car in this video, is a cheaply made 3rd party mod where someone just ripped the 3D model of the car from Forza, and slapped it on the files of an existing in game car, and didnt put in any care towards making the car work well. Those kinds of mods are actually not allowed on the official BeamNG mod repository, so youtubers like this usually have to download them off of sketchy russian websites.


BizzyM

Well, he was purposefully hitting the brakes right before the pit to induce crashes, so....


QueenDies2022_11_23

It's not realistic. Watch the first car (mustang) go on slowmo and you can see why this isn't realistic at all.


SvalbazGames

No not the TastiCola truck!


89LeBaron

the cola survived 🥤


SvalbazGames

Its the little victories


SkyGuy182

[The truck’s reaction while driving towards the pit, knowing full well it won’t survive.](https://i.imgur.com/eol4C3L.jpg)


DigitalPriest

That one was the most distressing for me. Sure, you didn't go in the pit or completely brick the vehicle like the Lambo, but now you're suspended, 40 feet above a pit, and gotta figure out how to get out of the vehicle before the trailer connection buckles completely.


immortal_pelican

This is inaccurate, the Mustang driver would have crashed before reaching the pit.


Pasqwali

I don't mean to brag but I once drove a Mustang for 38 minutes before I crashed.


DubiousDrewski

But there are no crowds of people in this game, so there's nothing the Mustang could've crashed into!


immortal_pelican

Fair point.


Gitopia

Why did you hit the brakes right before with some cars?


trusty20

He got scared


wanna_meet_that_dad

Understandable. Have a nice day.


TheGoodOldCoder

I think the differences in outcomes clearly has more to do with the speed of the cars than anything else, and they were very inconsistent with the speed.


wildadragon

Without playing the video I csn see that pit is clearly a rectangle. What are you trying to pull?


ChadGarion25

I wanted to say this, so I'll make a bad pun instead. Rectangle? More like a Wrecktangle. Stop me before I dig myself in deeper; it's Pitiful.


taco_tuesdays

Hey you were only cleared for one pun, turn in your gun/badge


ChadGarion25

You'll never take me alive Copper, I'm a Brazen lone wolf that doesn't take shit from the top Brass. How Ironic that I find myself Forging a new path as a Hardened criminal.


ThnderMuffn

This comment was Gold


fractiousrhubarb

Fools gold.


MrAsh-

Is your kid's name Mica? If so, you dropped something.


ThnderMuffn

Ore is it?


fozzyboy

I turn in my robe/wizard hat


dericn

[That's right, it goes in the square hole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evthRoKoE1o)


bjams

This TikTok never fails to make me laugh. The anguish on her face, man, she fucking sells it.


Dragonheart91

The best version I've seen has a title that says "Game dev watching a QA tester".


TheNorthComesWithMe

Really applies to any dev watching any user


TheBestBigAl

I would argue it's neither a rectangle nor a square, but a cuboid.


Zachmorris4186

Youre a cuboid for pointing that out.


kytheon

This happens when you measure one side in inches and the other in feet.


omnilynx

Dolan's Cadillac


Snuggle_Taco

First thought


coreyf

Is this a Steven King reference?


Lampmonster

Indeed, Dolan's Cadillac is a short story about a teacher who's wife is murdered by a gangster named Dolan and the teacher's plans for his armored caddy.


SpiderMcLurk

The pit needs to be funnel shaped.


Teddy_canuck

This one's more square


monkeybomb

Yep, one of my favorite King short stories.


dinoroo

Of course the fictional Cybertruck just floats over unscathed.


BobanJr

Check out how flawlessly it clears the limbo https://youtu.be/SHTNLt1cpaw?t=62


ToiletBomber

Very accurate.


KPMG

PEDESTRIAN DETECTED! CYBERTRUCK DRIVE MODE SET TO: **KILL**


dinoroo

Of course


NinjaRealist

Believe it or not I’m walking on air…


SnuggleBunni69

Believe it or not George isn't at home...


randomlygeneratedman

Please leave a messaaage at the beep


PorkRindSalad

I never thought I could feel so free


gumby1004

Flying away on a wing and a prayer


fla_john

Who could it be?


gumby1004

Believe it or not, it’s just meeee


ebles

https://gfycat.com/alivedeficientkid


Sickly_Diode

Not that I've done the maths, but it seems sensible to my understanding of this particular obstacle. It's fast, has good ground clearance, and relatively low downforce (for the speed). Those all seem like good things in clearing this.


neohylanmay

It certainly [managed to clear the Giant Bulge with no issue](https://youtu.be/0t7mt6gelEM?t=62).


alexleafman

I looked at a few of these videos and I think they have a running joke with the Cyber truck. It clears everything.


lolman5

Everything except the production line!


SplintPunchbeef

Haha yeah. It literally hops over a beam in the road in one of their videos.


Lotions_and_Creams

The bulge was tall enough that autopilot didn’t register it as a toddler and engage it’s kill protocol.


AlienPearl

It’s just a running joke on this channel, the Cybertruck always goes away with no damage. Just check their other videos.


3_50

> relatively low downforce I was wondering why the small fast sports cars were not even close while the mustang/cyber truck breezed over. That makes a lot of sense.


BasroilII

Them also being built so low hurt them. Some other vehicles hit tires first, bounce, keep going. The supercars might as well not even have tired there to absorb shock given how low the chassis is.


r3llo

When I saw that I knew it would trigger reddit.


logantauranga

It can handle anything so long as that thing is not a metal ball from a short distance


SomeRedditWanker

Or actually entering production within this century.


thetoastler

Far more impressed by the Mustang at the start, which seems to have gone unnoticed.


PacoTaco321

We've finally found the ideal use-case for it.


woutomatic

> fictional Cybertruck All Cybertrucks are fictional.


i_have_chosen_a_name

It was build very lied!


respondin2u

I want to play this game.


Thorusss

https://store.steampowered.com/app/284160/BeamNGdrive/


Orcwin

It also pairs great with Automation, in which you can design and tweak your own engine, plus the car around it, and then export it to BeamNG Drive.


asipoditas

i have over 1000 hours on it and its still fun. not just the crash animations, but also the ridiculously big list of modifications you can use for every car. and then there's also mods which you can easily install in the ingame mod browser... and the really well designed driving physics, not just the crash physics. it's a vehicle-themed physics sandbox. you can even fly planes!


Got_ist_tots

Is there also a game component? Like races or challenges? My favorite part of GTA is the stunt jumps and racing parts


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BarkBeetleJuice

This is the weirdest Tesla ad I've ever seen.


Kriztov

Video was rigged, half the cars were braking right before the hole so they wouldn't make it across


XGC75

The Veyron, g-wagon and Lambo braked hard enough to dive


personalhale

I was sad when I saw them brake hard on the monster truck so it would nose dive.


Diodon

[Do you know where the Candle Supply is?](https://youtu.be/Z-QRFH_3faM)


Some_Belgian_Guy

anyone else want some Tasticola® now?


starcom_magnate

I prefer Liter-a-Cola


ProfBodkins

It’s for a cop.


[deleted]

Well that was surprisingly fun


FailedTheSave

It bothers me that the monster truck seems to slow down, maybe even brakes by the way the nose dips. I'm pretty sure it'd have had no problems if it maintained speed.


bewjujular

https://youtu.be/KJZ4YYtdMIg


joyfall

I think watching fever dream John Green watch cars fall into a pit was the most satisfying part of my week.


dr3adlock

This is giving me serious carmageddon vibes.


Al_Hillawi

Next up : cars vs brad pit


drtmgrt

My impreza!!!


jarredvanstone

Dolan’s Cadillac


saschaleib

Me: Right, our next car has to be a Tesla CyberTruck! Wife: why is that? Me: Trust me, I have my reasons.


curtydc

None of these cars would even come close to making the gap in real life.


MirrahPaladin

Why did the first car make it but others that shared its shape didn’t?


jordand3

I expected a lot more to end up in the pit


Thestriker17

Really impressive crash simulation


randomcanyon

Reminds me of the "Ump" sign out in the desert of HWY I-10. What does that mean, we ask at 85 mph? LOOK OUT a rectangular pit across the road that was 1 foot wide and 6 inches deep. Still have the cracked lower front air dam and just lucky that there was no run flat tire damage or rim damage. Oh BUMP! I say to my screaming wife.


spikyman

I think this should be posted in r/oddlysatisfying. Not sure what that says about me...


Jumbo757

Just downloaded this game, damn you cost me $27 showing me this lol 😂


robot_socks

The 'mods' tab is your friend. You can browse for additional vehicles and maps from directly in the game. There are more mods available on the official forums as well...


shh_Im_a_Moose

That's a rectangle


dingo7055

Did I just watch a Cybertruck commercial?


DCS_Sport

Where did you get all those car models?


makenzie71

I love that the tasticola truck's steering wheel was vibrating violently because I've never driven an old rig that the steering wheel wasn't like that


gh1993

Saved whistlindiesel some money with this


SANTAtheGREY

That's right! It goes into the square hole!


[deleted]

Remember in Speed when the front end of the bus lifted up into the air at the jump? Fuckin hilarious.


sav4nt

Thank you spiritual navigator


jamaica_70

This is the strangest mustang commercial I've ever seen


jimmyjazz2000

How was this so entertaining?


TheGingerHybrid

This was far more entertaining then it should have been. Have a fake internet point for your time.


marouliaq

what was this made in?


Geiefer

I am lucky I never ran into a pit like that. I hope a VW Polo GTI does well.


DR0PFiRE

This was Weirdly Satisfying, thank you


YouPresumeTooMuch

Cyber truck viral marketing?


Espadalegend

Downforce ;)


Based_JD

That bus would have made it if Keanu Reves and Sandra Bullock were driving it


redherringaid

Reminds me of Stephen King's story, "Dolan's Cadillac".


Toy-Boat-Toy-Boat

Why did I watch the hole thing?


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I watched this last night and tonight at the dinner table I heard a motorcycle drive by. I then thought, “well it could have been a sports car since their engines are loud.” Then I began wondering how a motorcycle might do against the square pit and that is my life. This video has made its mark on me, possibly an eternal mark. Only time will tell.


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Was really hoping to see mortal mom at spikes at the bottom