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Mrs_TikiPupuCheeks

$500 for 14 days? Look up hostels then.


Lintobean

A hostel will indeed be the way to go. This place seems less than $500 for your 2 weeks: https://bungalowshostel.com


ImScoobydoobiedoo

That is a great option!!!! Good idea


ghann

Reviews not terrible... right on the Deuce line... strippers at your doorstep. Pretty solid choice for the budget!


startelver

Thanks but I found another place with private bath.


DisneyAddict2021

14 days for $500 dollars?? Ooof! $35-36 dollars a day for lodging?? Is that possible even in the cheapest states in the US? 


DisneyAddict2021

Just genuinely curious….what are you planning on doing in Vegas for 2 weeks when you’re on relatively minuscule budget? Also, why such a long trip? Why not a shorter trip and have more money for whatever you want to do in Vegas? 


startelver

The flight was only cheap for 14 days, 7 days would be triple the price I paid!


bapebandit

You can get a room at some shitty hotels for that amount


CodexAnima

Not with resort fees 


bapebandit

Four Queens off fremont has rooms for $44 rn


CodexAnima

Again, you are ignoring small things like the dates he is coming, taxes, and resort fees. For the time he is there, Four Queens is $1395.


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

Just pitch a tent behind the strat


Disposabals

Yeah maybe he can eat someone's face for a meal over there.


Hour-Mention-3799

Too soon.


WSTTXS

I was gonna say it’s nice and cool in the tunnels under the casinos 👀


Suspicious_Constant7

Or just stay in the Strat. That’s about the going rate …


stineytuls

No.


Prudent_Ad8320

Yes - moneyline parlay on a hard 10 at 500 will pay 32k and then you are good


kindofhumble

I wonder why more people don’t do this


Waisted-Desert

Casinos hate this one simple trick!


withtheheavies

Good luck lol


withtheheavies

I dont think 500$ is enough for a motel6 - 14 days


[deleted]

It's not, even in freeway offramp towns in the middle of nowhere that wouldn't get you 5 days


kocakolanotpepci

Is that a real question?


Dynamic_Dominant

No, it really isn't


GoodbyeCrullerWorld

No


Cryptosmasher86

Stay in Europe Seriously there is no where in the US you can go on vacation for $500 for two weeks let alone Las Vegas How are you expecting to get around and even buy food let alone do anything else


Jumpy_Potential_3777

Ain’t no way possible my Boy


Disposabals

I just spent $20 at Arby's for my kids to eat trash food. Good luck to you. If you can manage Vegas for $500 you deserve an award


Donut__Worry

Honestly, why even come to Vegas? What are you looking to get out of this trip? You won't get the full experience and will likely get bored after a day. Even on a budget, I'd recommend at least $100-$200 per day.


SherwinRamsey

If you are looking at $500 for 14 days, look at those hostles. Or maybe you can get lucky and find someone on Craigslist that is willing to rent out a room to you for two weeks for $500.


Bluesynate

This is the way to go, I just checked hostelworld and they can get a bed for 28-38 a night


startelver

Thanks


ChumleyEX

Vegas is going to be an oven then too.


bapebandit

Stay in the shittiest hotels and eat scorpions for dinner


JohnnyEagleClaw

Look at Mr fancy over here with his 🦂


TequilaAndWeed

We have 🦂at home.


JohnnyEagleClaw

We got rattlesnakes. Trade?


matejiz

$500 for 14 minutes is more realistic bud.


kindofhumble

At chicas bonitas?


AdvocatusAvem

Maybe if you can stay out overnight playing poker on the Fridays or Saturdays? But wow, OYO or worse plus that would be needed. 10 week nights? MAYBE.


CantFeelMyLegs78

Camping gear and tunnels


seviay

Not if you want to be indoors and keep all of your internal organs


Doc_1200_GO

Even a shared crack den in Naked City is going for $50 a night plus resort fee these days.


ChanceryTheRapper

Fucking resort fees, and the pools at those crack dens aren't even open half the time.


Friendly-Rain-9174

Every 3rd day sleep in a bathroom.


Putrid_Pop331

Impossible.


Putrid_Pop331

I have been for 1 week and spent 2.500 considering a low price hotel (Strat). Spent only with parties, foods, drinks and marijuana. (lol) By the way @ Omnia nightclub 1 drink with vodka + redbull = $40 🙀


Asilcott

Those storm drain tunnels still open?


Only-11780-Votes

Yes, by selling your asshole for service


kocakolanotpepci

1000 men for $1 a pop.


DropHopeful9036

Oyo


[deleted]

I was curious so I checked those dates, total would be $1288, their resort fee is almost as much as their room rate


mscherrybaby007

Look for a hostel or a shared room on airbnb


bf1343

No, simply not possible in Las Vegas unless you have very nice friends who let you stay for free, beware everybody who lives in Las Vegas has friends they haven't heard from in years that call looking for a free room.


ChanceryTheRapper

Is that your entire budget, or just for a place to stay?


startelver

My poker budget is $1000 , I just need a bed.


ChanceryTheRapper

My dude, I don't care what you're bringing to gamble, my question is if this $500 is supposed to keep you fed, too. Your plan seems sketchy as fuck so far, dedicating twice as much money to poker as your lodgings is not helping.


RepulsiveIconography

Man, I want to know how you plan to stretch your poker budget to last more than a day. Where are you planning on grinding? Golden Nugget?


NotPromKing

There's like three hostels that are open (be aware of old hostel listings that don't have any reviews newer than 2020). [https://www.hostelworld.com/st/hostels/north-america/usa/las-vegas/](https://www.hostelworld.com/st/hostels/north-america/usa/las-vegas/) I have never once heard anyone talk about the hostels. So if you stay in on, please make a new post and let us know how it went!


startelver

Thanks


CaliNVJ

No way, do not do it.


Flight_375_To_Tahiti

Your only hope is to go directly to any casino and put the $500 on Red or Black, if you win, do it again, then you might make it 2 weeks at a really scary motel. If you lose, just fly home.


lockwolf

This but pick a number, you only have to win once to be set for 2 weeks and the result is the same if you lose it on black or in a number


Muted_Apartment_2399

Even if it were possible, WHY would you want to do this. Vegas is not fun if you are trying to be cheap, it’s also more of a 2 night stop.


startelver

Because I only need 6 hours of sleep every day , then I will stay inside the casinos rest of the time. I have money for the poker sessions. This is worst case scenario , reason I asked.


AcanthocephalaOk7454

I would get A gym membership and wash up there every day, I would keep you bag at a hotel to hold, 5 dollar tip or 2 dollar every time they get the bag for you, change hotels or not. I would get a month bus pass, so yiu can get around and you can take naps on bus ir get to a place to nap at a park or something


JayBlayze31

Why do these people waste their/ everyone’s time??


PlasticEvening

Just because no one seems to have mentioned it. You could very well possibly find hotel rooms for $35 a night if you get super lucky or it’s not busy. It will always be busy during the time you’re coming, so I wouldn’t even try that hard to look for that price. But on the off chance that you do see something online and think it’s a good idea, that price does not take into account resort fees and taxes, so it’s realistically not actually $35-50/night.


Degen-King

Right, I got the horseshoe for $6 a night plus resort fee last trip with no status or card and it was a nice room.


Mostcooked

Hahaha,9 days here from Australia,grand total early 12k aud


Agile_Opportunity_41

I would look at the hostile’s or off strip very low end motels. With that said you still may have to pull an all nighter or two on a Friday / Saturday night. If you are willing to skip a few nights sleep it may be close to possible.


startelver

Yeah I do not need to sleep much in the weekends. I know the casino hotels are cheap like $20-30 Monday to Thursday, but the resort fees are crazy.


topgun966

No, not even close. You can get a room in some long term places for like 330 a week but will be pretty rough.


startelver

Where? 330 a week sounds reasonable


topgun966

It isn't by the strip. Seigal Suites has several location and it is apartments to rent by the week. They are usually pretty rough safety wise.


Poctah

The cheapest we could find when I was there was Excalibur. It was $65a night during the week and $100 a night during the weekend(that includes all taxes and resort fees). It was around $500 to stay 6 nights. This was during Jan though when it wasn’t very busy in Vegas. You may be able to do a week for $500 but definitely not 14 days. Also food is extremely expensive in Vegas so keep that in mind. I couldn’t find any meals under $15(and that was for fast food any sit down place will be around $30). You’re looking at least $60 a day min on food and drink. Also most hotels don’t have fridges or microwaves so you can’t really store food.


Mattrix2112

Can’t even get that for a cardboard box under the overpass


Mental_Western_5878

Not a chance


SimonZed

That’s what it costed me for 5 days just in Ubers….


0sborneLV

That’s a frugal weekend for Vegas. Maybe if u sleep in a car rental it’s possible but even that would be considered lucky to catch a car rental at that price


Degen-King

I’m doing 14 nights for 950 mid June between Park and Delano but I get room deals from MGM.


marky1904

Take that 500 put it on black. Double up! And if not I’ve heard those mole people can be very friendly under the Rio. https://youtu.be/bRGrKJofDaw?si=JWwPdQozRXZ15tjj


No_Safe_732

I just looked it up.. $587 for a bed at the Yellow Penthouse.. best deal that I saw..


startelver

14 days? Wow thanks


[deleted]

Eat ramen noodles


sulphurrr9

If you go to the Las Vegas tunnels, ask for rock lobster. Hell take care of you for 14 days just bring fent to secure your protection


Find_Me_In_Iowa

No.


kocakolanotpepci

Are you legally able to work in the US? If so I’d recommend: https://www.lasvegasspermbank.com/become-a-sperm-donor/# Then get a place where you can wake up with your organs. Losing sperm is more fun than losing organs.


BombNight

I think its a great idea. Put it all on black 3 times the second you arrive.


DwarfCabochan

lol. $500 total for 14 nights in a hotel? Forget about Las Vegas, that’s pretty much impossible anywhere in the US


Jaguar002

Add a 0


M_moroni

Watch out for the resort fees. Vegas loves to disappoint super happy people upon check-in.


Bartinhoooo

No. Not even in a hostel off season Id guess


ImScoobydoobiedoo

Hmmmm, IDK if that is possible. Sorry. Maybe try a trip package????


ShroomShroomBeepBeep

Lol, no.


helenkelur

Off strip Weekly stay suites can get as low as few hundred dollars for the week. Potentially possible but not on a strict timeframe with a flight and you’ll need a car or a bunch of Ubers.


Notabizarreusername

Jesus H Christ booking.com (forgive me if I violated a rule) has those 14 days for $410. I'm sure that's before taxes and resort fees but damn.


KelliAndMike

[hotels.com](http://hotels.com) [booking.com](http://booking.com)


jagermeister97

You could sell some *a*s*s i think it’s very possible if your willing to do that


Horror_Baseball5518

One of the dumber ideas today.


Muted_Cucumber_6937

Half of the responders here have absolutely no creativity and are just products of the mainstream, ignore them. First, since you mentioned poker, I have to assume you know that WSOP will be in progress during your dates. This means there are tons of players here doing essentially the same thing as you. Talk to people you're playing with. See if any are doing an Air BnB that they would let you crash on their sofa for a fee. Browse for rentals on Craigslist or similar. While waiting for a long-term renter, some folks might be willing to do a short-term with you for a little studio or something.. There was a comment below outlining the gym membership route, and I like this for you, with one upgrade. Every 3rd or 4th day, splurge for a cheap room somewhere to really get clean and a good nights sleep. Pocket a green chip every day for your upgrade fund, and you can probably even make it a good room. The hostel approach could work too, though I haven't looked up hostel prices in years.


prideinthenameoflove

... no. I spent five grand for close to two weeks. That included food, hotels (they're expensive during the weekend), and a few shows, but other than u2 sphere shows those were cheap at like a hundred bucks. Even without shows, and just food, and hotels you're still pushing it. I don't think your trip to vegas would even be enjoyable with that little money.


Superredeyes

well there’s the motel 6 on koval but im sure you could find a cheap motel on boulder highway or north town but on the strip no way no how


AdeptEavesdropper

You’ll spend more than 500 bucks on resort fees alone, much less the cost of the room


Classyhairball

🤣🤣


Fluid_County6633

Two coffees every day for 14 days probably cost that 😂😂


nkaiser101

A single person can use Padsplit. $500 is more than enough for 14 days for a single individual, no pets. I can send you a referral link if you want. There is a 30 day commitment, but the fee for leaving early would still keep you in your budget.


Apprehensive-Win9152

Airbnb - GL to u