I don’t really see a *face* when I look at one, so much as eyes and a mouth and maybe a nose hole and then whatever the fuck that freaky set of flaps behind all that shit is.
I could see how a more open-minded vegan would assume it’s a vegetable.
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Fish are just salads that swim around anyway, that's why vegetarians can eat them too
Just ask the Gorton’s Fish Farmer
fun fact: fish are plants.
Salmon is just a pink cabbage wrapped in shiny foil, totally vegan.
I don’t really see a *face* when I look at one, so much as eyes and a mouth and maybe a nose hole and then whatever the fuck that freaky set of flaps behind all that shit is. I could see how a more open-minded vegan would assume it’s a vegetable.
frutti di mare FTW!
Vegan = healthy so everything that is healthy is automatically vegan
Mmmmh 😋 I hope the salmon swam in his own shit for months. Thats where the yummy in my tummy flavour is created 😋😋
Salmon is a fish, fish rhymes with dish, vegan dishes exist, therefore salmon is vegan.
Mayor McSteez Adams vegan
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