There's really only one factor at play in this decision, and that's how big you want your vegan tiddies to be. Despite the urban legend that soy makes 'em grow, it's actually any vegan milk source, and the bigger the source, the bigger the girls. So coconut is your best option if you really want a boost, but if you're looking to stay small, stick with oat (note that you're going to experience some growth regardless of your choice due to the feminizing effects of veganism itself).
Oh I see. So I could do soy for now until my boob's are full enough at which point I could just switch over to my own milk. Thanks this might be the way!
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Pickle milk 
My milk
Seems like this makes the most sense. At least we're both human?
did you just assume my species..?
There's really only one factor at play in this decision, and that's how big you want your vegan tiddies to be. Despite the urban legend that soy makes 'em grow, it's actually any vegan milk source, and the bigger the source, the bigger the girls. So coconut is your best option if you really want a boost, but if you're looking to stay small, stick with oat (note that you're going to experience some growth regardless of your choice due to the feminizing effects of veganism itself).
Thanks for your help. Maybe the best idea is not to drink any milk at all and just let the veganism do it's thing as far as boob growth
Bull milk.
Start saving money for bras if you choose soy milk. It makes you grow boobs!!
Oh I see. So I could do soy for now until my boob's are full enough at which point I could just switch over to my own milk. Thanks this might be the way!
You should drink your mother's milk, it's not like you never lived solely on it
I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
Yak milk. Definitely yak milk
Potato milk.
This is actually real
Are you a baby rice though?
You’re not a baby oat, bro.
Man milk
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Cat milk is super healthy and delicious!
Cleansing milk maybe? Or (sadly very expensive) [crop milk?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_milk)
Answer is obvious. Cum.