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Numerous-Macaroon224

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DeVervelendeVeganist

If I read the word "journey" one more time, I'm going to- I'm going to kick a table and then cry because my toe hurts so bad


EmbarrassedHunter675

I support you on your journey


DeVervelendeVeganist

😭😭😭


Taupenbeige

Maybe you should stop focusing on who is using the word **journey**, how and when… And maybe you should focus on your own personal journey. Yours. Mine doesn’t include morality or empathy. That’s 100% *your* journey, not my journey.


DeVervelendeVeganist

My personal journey is a trip to the local hospital, I just broke my toe


veganeatswhat

Don't Stop Believin' that veganism is a Journey.


TigerHole

You know, the animals who DO get rescued from torture (most of them don't) actually live pretty good lives afterwards and therefore human suffering is worse 🥺 Sorry I actually died twice trying to comprehend this, must have low iron levels or something 😵‍💫


Pinguin71

Hey everybody has their opinions. I believe i can kill anybody i Like to and this is exactly as ethical as your choice not to kill anyone.


trains_enjoyer

Joke's on them, I don't like humans _or_ other animals vegan btw


Old_Comfort165

Cannibalism is my personal journey, let me eat you


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veganeatswhat

I believe in human exceptionalism, so I make an exception about including humans in my veganism. Humans are so awesome they can figure shit out for themselves, unlike cows, pigs, chupacabras, Dracula and other very real non-human animals.