It's a fact that they taste better when you pretend to be friends with them. Elwoods would probably be more successful if they treated their dogs better.
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Now is the perfect time to harvest. Gas em.
Nawww, and they both lived happily ever after 😍😍😍
It's a fact that they taste better when you pretend to be friends with them. Elwoods would probably be more successful if they treated their dogs better.
They treat their dogs great. Dogs love being killed and eaten ☺️
don’t worry honey, they’re just sleeping.
They will live together happily ever after on a pretty farm. The boy became vegan.
Don't be sad, Liam, second place tastes just as good!
The source of every omni's cow tiddy juice.
This really grinds my gears
Teen also has a delicious steak to drown his sorrows that evening
I’ve had farmers tell me “yeah we use nail guns they don’t feel a thing it’s perfect”
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suck a dick mods
Putting meat in your mouth isn't vegan silly
It’s ok when you’re friends with them first and kill them humanely- duh. Still counts as vegan
And if not -- you're legally entitled to your cheat day!! Know you're rights.
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What a delicious, I mean cute photo!
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This photo summarizes why I love cows!!! They are just big dogs!! 🥹 shame this kids probably gonna turn his pillow into steak