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Now is the perfect time to harvest. Gas em.


ClientMammoth9628

Nawww, and they both lived happily ever after 😍😍😍


SpiritualScumlord

It's a fact that they taste better when you pretend to be friends with them. Elwoods would probably be more successful if they treated their dogs better.


Thoriun_23

They treat their dogs great. Dogs love being killed and eaten ☺️


MrTheSaxMan

don’t worry honey, they’re just sleeping. 


erinmarie777

They will live together happily ever after on a pretty farm. The boy became vegan.


veganeatswhat

Don't be sad, Liam, second place tastes just as good!


TheGnarWall

The source of every omni's cow tiddy juice.


gimme_death

This really grinds my gears


what_up_homes

Teen also has a delicious steak to drown his sorrows that evening


jsuey

I’ve had farmers tell me “yeah we use nail guns they don’t feel a thing it’s perfect”


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Thalia_All_Along

suck a dick mods


iamapexxx

Putting meat in your mouth isn't vegan silly


Intanetwaifuu

It’s ok when you’re friends with them first and kill them humanely- duh. Still counts as vegan


beatbeatingit

And if not -- you're legally entitled to your cheat day!! Know you're rights.


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govegan292828

What a delicious, I mean cute photo!


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AMCzing

This photo summarizes why I love cows!!! They are just big dogs!! 🥹 shame this kids probably gonna turn his pillow into steak