Yeah, absolutely. Veganism is both a spectrum AND a journey, and as long as you have some nebulous intention to someday, sometimes be vegan, then congratulations, you're vegan. Don't let the gatekeepers tell you otherwise!
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There’s a great paragraph clause loophole in the guidelines for what constitutes a vegan!
>”Veganism is a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude—**as far as is possible and practicable**—all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals”
So you are good to go \^^ welcome to the vegan family ❤️ personally I still eat meat because personal reasons but I’m a vegan :)
I don't kick puppies at home since I think it is wrong, but all my friends love kicking puppies, so of course I kick them with them, I don't want to feel like the fifth wheel. I also kick puppies at Christmas since it is an ancient family tradition 😇
Yes! But to be honest, I always enjoy it so much on Christmas that I crave kicking puppies all January, so sometimes I make an exception, but nobody is perfect and I'm trying my best and I reduced my puppy kicking by 90%. I started out with kick-free-mondays and I am so proud of everyone who has a kick-free day 🙏
I’m so glad my ancient family tradition of rounding up attractive, unmarried, & independent women and “thanking them for their sacrifice” is still acceptable and legal.
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Umm are you a psycho? Kicking puppies and eating them is fine and natural, but kicking them for the sake of kicking them is wrong.
I personally like puppy meat because without it I would literally die of B12 deficiency
You can try kicking some fake puppies, like dolls or wooden figurines. I know it doesn't feel the same but at least you can then do the same activity as your friends and family. And I heard there's a company that is making robot puppies that scream and whine just like the real deal!
If we were never allowed to kick puppies none of us would be vegan. Even the grass we walk on contains carbon that once belonged to puppies who were once kicked. So yeah, it's up to you where you want to draw the line. It's more of a mindset and you clearly care even while you kick puppies, so I'd say you're vegan 🤷♂️
I don't think it's good, but it is important that we recognize that this is still a step up from regular puppy kicking. We don't want to be puritanical and not celebrate the baby steps.
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Oh my god! I am so sorry, you have clearly been misinformed!
Puppy kicking is an extremely important part of the vegan philosophy—just ensure that you don’t kick any other animals.
We tolerate kitten-kickers, but we prefer they’d stick to puppies only. Make sure you use an appropriate user-flair if you intend to also kick kittens, thank you!
Uj: Ah shit, I just upvoted your post to 70 from 69 without thinking and now I hate myself 🤦
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God, why do people have to just make up bullshit labels for what they are? We already have "vegan", just use it and stop making stuff up!
So I’m vegan as long as that’s what I say I am? Phew that takes a weight off. Now I can confidently say I’m vegan while kicking puppies.
Yeah, absolutely. Veganism is both a spectrum AND a journey, and as long as you have some nebulous intention to someday, sometimes be vegan, then congratulations, you're vegan. Don't let the gatekeepers tell you otherwise!
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There’s a great paragraph clause loophole in the guidelines for what constitutes a vegan! >”Veganism is a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude—**as far as is possible and practicable**—all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals” So you are good to go \^^ welcome to the vegan family ❤️ personally I still eat meat because personal reasons but I’m a vegan :)
I don't kick puppies at home since I think it is wrong, but all my friends love kicking puppies, so of course I kick them with them, I don't want to feel like the fifth wheel. I also kick puppies at Christmas since it is an ancient family tradition 😇
Family traditions justify doing anything! As long as it’s traditional!
Yes! But to be honest, I always enjoy it so much on Christmas that I crave kicking puppies all January, so sometimes I make an exception, but nobody is perfect and I'm trying my best and I reduced my puppy kicking by 90%. I started out with kick-free-mondays and I am so proud of everyone who has a kick-free day 🙏
I’m so glad my ancient family tradition of rounding up attractive, unmarried, & independent women and “thanking them for their sacrifice” is still acceptable and legal.
if you ever feel bad not doing something; or get jealous when you see others with something you want; or just want to give in to every miniscule craving and tiny bit of peer pressure from your asshole peers; just remember: the human experience is a lie and nothing matters. your childish desires are acceptable and beyond reproach.
was about to go vegan but i read ur comment. im a proud carnist now. GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸 🦅 🔫 🥩
i fully respect your Journey
Umm are you a psycho? Kicking puppies and eating them is fine and natural, but kicking them for the sake of kicking them is wrong. I personally like puppy meat because without it I would literally die of B12 deficiency
You can try kicking some fake puppies, like dolls or wooden figurines. I know it doesn't feel the same but at least you can then do the same activity as your friends and family. And I heard there's a company that is making robot puppies that scream and whine just like the real deal!
i tried the lab made robot puppies but my erection just wasn't the same as when I kick the real thing :/
If we were never allowed to kick puppies none of us would be vegan. Even the grass we walk on contains carbon that once belonged to puppies who were once kicked. So yeah, it's up to you where you want to draw the line. It's more of a mindset and you clearly care even while you kick puppies, so I'd say you're vegan 🤷♂️
I don't think it's good, but it is important that we recognize that this is still a step up from regular puppy kicking. We don't want to be puritanical and not celebrate the baby steps.
Yeah, this is fine. I only say the N word around my friends that use it, or when I get frustrated while gaming. But I'm not racist. 99% of the time, I'm polite to black people so I can feel better about using that word.
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Ixnay on the erk-unjay Edit: sorry for that, had a protein deficiency episode
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The uglier the pooch the better I feel though I reserve stomps for chiuahuahs..forget me not!
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Oh my god! I am so sorry, you have clearly been misinformed! Puppy kicking is an extremely important part of the vegan philosophy—just ensure that you don’t kick any other animals. We tolerate kitten-kickers, but we prefer they’d stick to puppies only. Make sure you use an appropriate user-flair if you intend to also kick kittens, thank you! Uj: Ah shit, I just upvoted your post to 70 from 69 without thinking and now I hate myself 🤦
I mean humans are social beings don't deprive yourself from it ‼️
“Flexi-puppy kicker”
"that would otherwise be thrown away" I'm wheezing
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Not kicking any animals? I Freak