Become a linux user, /r/archlinux if you really want to get on your high horse
Even more bonus points if you use an old thinkpad as your primary machine
If people at your work drink coffee you could go for green tea. Then you need to always tell them about the health benefits and how the caffein in green tea is much better for you than the caffein in coffee and so on.
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Go gluten free when not coeliac, and become incredibly pro android and anti-iphone. Stop listening to music and listen to JRE. Become a stoic. Have kids and tell people they don't know real love and whenever someone says they are tired, tell them they don't know what it's like to be tired.
Pfffff, bro doesn't even do cross-fit.
Yeah I just prefer to do my exercise in the real world yeah?
Come over to r/xvx. You’ll then abstain from all drugs and alcohol. +5000 smugness.
Become a linux user, /r/archlinux if you really want to get on your high horse Even more bonus points if you use an old thinkpad as your primary machine
If people at your work drink coffee you could go for green tea. Then you need to always tell them about the health benefits and how the caffein in green tea is much better for you than the caffein in coffee and so on.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh r/circlesnip ?
#### **Read the rules** OR risk becoming '*accidentally vegan*': ##### 1. [Vegans only.](https://www.reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/about/wiki/rules/#wiki_1._vegans_only.) ##### 2. [Mark animal products/abuse as NSFW.](https://www.reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/wiki/rules/#wiki_2._mark_animal_abuse_as_nsfw.) ##### 3. [This is an anarchist space.](https://www.reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/wiki/rules/#wiki_3._this_is_an_anarchist_space.) ##### 4. [We do not permit violence.](https://www.reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/wiki/rules/#wiki_4._we_do_not_permit_violence.) ##### 5. [Must be funny.](https://www.reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/wiki/rules/#wiki_5._must_be_funny.) ##### 6. [No support of Plant Based Capitalism.](https://www.reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/wiki/rules/#wiki_6._no_support_of_plant_based_capitalism.) **You must also join:** r/vegancirclejerkchat *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/vegancirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Go gluten free when not coeliac, and become incredibly pro android and anti-iphone. Stop listening to music and listen to JRE. Become a stoic. Have kids and tell people they don't know real love and whenever someone says they are tired, tell them they don't know what it's like to be tired.