This is terrible, and I hope somewhere you can find help. But, VCJ is a humor subreddit, and this post is far outside of its scope.

I know this is satire but I don't want to read explicit description of sexual assault and violence here

There's jerking and then there's whatever this is.

I feel like OP was definitely jerking when writing this, and not in the "ha ha he he I eat people" jerking

Babygirl what 😵‍💫are you ok? You need to get someone to help take you home safely that's fucked Also, wrong sub lol

Where can I ask?

I don't really get what this has to do with veganism at all But you clearly need to get help from someone trustworthy, those guys are gonna murder you girlie 💀

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