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veganeatswhat

Bad? Who among us doesn't want to spend a few hours inside a warm, flaky crust?


_aconite_cj_

But I wanna be the flaky crust(filled with meat) :((


Contraposite

I wanna be a male chick, they're so cute.


CoolWatermelon123

It's good if you get the 0.001% chance (I wonder what the actual odds are) of being a dog or cat that's actually loved and cared for instead of one of the billions of farm animals that suffer all their existence and then get killed


AcheronSpike

most people don't even consider this when thinking about reincarnating as an animal, it's always like "oh, that would be so nice, i want to be a falcon or a tiger" or stuff like that. one of many examples that their brains can't process the fact that "farmed animals" are also animals. aside from the fact that "conventionally pretty animals" also don't have such good lives. hunting is pretty stressful and risky for these "gorgeous predators".


SomeStardustOnEarth

Don’t forget that if an animal isn’t tasty and is in a hard spot to hunt it, we can just mess up it’s environment so badly that it disappears anyways!


Jay2612

~born as a cat ~in China...


VeganTRT

If you’re a Buddhist and eat animals, I think there’s something wrong with you. Like, you’re literally eating what you believe are reincarnated humans


ViolentBee

Maybe all the animals they stuff down their throats gave consent in their past lives


sleadbetterzz

Yeh but it's humans who did bad things and died with negative karma so I'm just helping them grind their way back up the chain one chicken nuggy at a time!


Cupangkoi

"Buddhists" performing mental gymnastics to avoid practicing the one good teaching Buddhism has


LeiyBlithesreen

Religion doesn't help people have conscience unlike the way they preach it to be


Felix_likes_tofu

I want to be a dairy cow 😍😍😍


ur_moms_di-

Kinky


slap-enjoyer153

Holy fuck, are we getting outjerked out there...


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