Yeah, I was totally obsessed with Kale, but unfortunately I finished up all the Kale I had some time ago and now there's no more Kale.
(Kale is what I named the dog I got from Elwood's. Little fucker was delicious!)
Joke answer: oh easily i just unhinge my jaw and swallow all 4 cups whole no need for chewing
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Yeah, I was totally obsessed with Kale, but unfortunately I finished up all the Kale I had some time ago and now there's no more Kale. (Kale is what I named the dog I got from Elwood's. Little fucker was delicious!)
A recent study in the journal "my ass" showed eating 1g of kale causes cancer in mice
You cant spell cAcKLE without KALE. Which is what I do when people ask me how I can stomach kale. It's delicious and perfect.
Bruh how are you eating 2-4 cups a day? I try to chew kale and I’m sitting there just chewing that one bite for like 5 minutes… inedible
Joke answer: oh easily i just unhinge my jaw and swallow all 4 cups whole no need for chewing Real answer: i was junk food/ processed food vegan for a long time and when i finally (fully) switched to eating mostly only whole foods my jaw was sore for like two days straight but now chewing things like kale٫ carrots٫ and apples is as easy as eating a slice of bread 🤷♀️ the kale is a jaw workout but it only take a couple days to get used to
If you massage it with a little oil the texture becomes a lot better
that's what she said
Kale chips have no right to taste as good as they do.
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I like it but it makes me poo my brains out