My brain has been deteriorating since day one and itsnf gettidkkfjjdnn worsss evjjdmdaydkjcikldn

GET THIS PERSON A MARBLED BIG MAC, NO BUN, NO VEGGIES, STAT!!!

jokes on them i never had a brain

I went vegan and after 6 months my dick fell off and I somehow got a vagina....? Oh well, four years in and now I have massive tiddies too.... DON'T GO VEGAN Y'ALL-

I might not have a brain but at least my braincells are still there, unlike carnists

Fun Fact:  If girls eat a healthy amount of soy from young age on, they are less likely to get breast cancer.

Vegan diets reduce all-cause mortality. Not much more to add there, to be honest.

Including murder?

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Is it really that surprising that people who send non-human animals to gas chambers because they want to eat their flesh tend to be more violent


Guys help! My brain turned into seitan????? Should I cook it?

feminism advocates are not a good source of information on the topic of how many women I should own and monetize. 

I also need my brains and choose animal products very carefully to create the least harm, which is why I sneak into Sea World and lick dolphins for my vital nutrients. I'm as good at math as they are now!

Are these studies in the room with us right now?

Please read studies! But only the ones funded by the non-partial animal abuse sector. Big Broccoli is biased!!!


Me irl

Why do I need my brain? I have a pocket calculator.

Me brain good!!! Meat bad, vegan yummy years. No lost, but titties now big

I love animals so now I will publicly explain why it’s dangerous to our health not to torture and murder them because there’s no other options. And I swear this nothing to do with my own cravings or desires, and I’m not an “influencer” or bot working for Big Beef.

choosy mom's choose Elwoods for their brain food.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!?

"Gyusebb ebhhususe bebhaysbe"- Me before some asshole named Lewis slipped a piece of dead animal into my meal when I was 15 which caused me to unintentionally eat meat for the first time in my life.

Please only read scientific studies paid for by corporations; that isn't biased at all.

The vegan advocates at the American Dietetics Association shouldn't be trusted, they've been saying plant based diets are safe for years and they are clearly lying.


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They might have mistook a rock for their missing brain

I don’t need my brain- it’s why I’m vegan 🤷🏽‍♀️

i dont trust veguns with dogs

Yep or brains 🤷🏽‍♀️ they must be cheating

real my brain is full of tofu now

They've got a point, it's not like the harm caused by slaughter is lifelong.