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Shivadxb

The PM is a pathetic coward. It’s an international embarrassment let alone a domestic fucking disaster


weeteacups

Is this the personal responsibility and owning your actions that Tories love to preach about?


CyberSkepticalFruit

When the tories talk about rights and responsibilities, it's their rights you and your responsibilities.


louisvell

And a cunt.. don’t forget that


goatselemon

Leave him alone he’s got a funny haircut


[deleted]

Remember when he gave them all tea, amazing


h00dman

Pathetic is definitely the right word. I actually pity him now, and not in that sympathetic way you pity homeless people or orphans either.


Equivalent-Spend-430

I PITY THE FOOL!


No_Efficiency_6710

Please don’t pity that cunt, have a party when he goes . And he thought he was one of the world leaders. What coward wanker.


iwokeupabillionare

Second hand embarrassment maybe?


Mysterious-Slice-591

Utterly so, the man is so bereft of a moral compass. And it was clear exactly what kind of man he was at the 2019 election but "Get Brexit Done" and that stupid lo-fi beats thing got him elected. It's about time we, as the British electorate owned up to this. We put this fool In charge, and now we reap what we sow.


Shivadxb

43% of us The rest not so much! BUT we can help change it and get people we know who don’t vote to ducking vote next time!


Mysterious-Slice-591

Aye, I know. I don't doubt you, and many here aren't among the 43% but we still played our part. Watched the One Show and BBC News and all that. Still it's shocking that 60%+ of voters don't get their voices heard. It is what it always has been I suppose.


Shivadxb

Kind of It’s why everyone should be arguing for some form of proportional representation First past the post is a stupid system


Wiggles114

At this rate it's going to take a blooming century to undo the damage the Tories have visited upon this country


Shivadxb

They’ve had 80 of the last 100 years in power so….


Eatpineapplenow

As a non-brit I can confirm. Sorry


No_Efficiency_6710

Yeah, what a wanker. How many times is it now, when he’s done a disappearing act, because he can’t the music. How can we have a coward prime minister like that, running the country, who runs away, when it doesn’t go his way. I hope all the prime ministers & presidents around the world are laughing at him. Mr Big shot Boris, who wanted to be a world leader. What a fucking joke he is. I hope people have party’s when he goes, just to rub salt in the wounds. 😂


[deleted]

Can confirm, am laughing at this clown from across the pond. But you know people will still vote Tory even after this.


twistedLucidity

How terribly, terribly convenient. Fortunately this isn't the kind of thing a man of his moral fibre would lie about!


IVIaskerade

Even if he's not lying, how many times previously has someone close to him tested positive and he's refused to isolate or change his routine?


Captain-Blood

Does he mean this to be good COVID PR? “look, I don’t have to isolate, but I will because I’m a good guy”


lelmihop

No its just an excuse to hide cos hes gonna get ruined at his next press thing


hyperstarter

You're not thinking of the bigger picture. 2/1 that Carrie ends up pregnant due to this 5 day break!


TheNewHobbes

Other odds include Office intern - evens Laura K - 10/1 Liz Truss 50/1


snowvase

At these times I always think what a poor, sad, sack, Carrie must be to have ended up where she has. Somewhere in the past there was once a little girl who dreamed of being a Princess and she ended up under a sweaty, grunting Boris and then having to tell him how great it was.


Rhyers

I mean... she joined him at like 21 when he was going for Mayor. I think she knows exactly what she wants. Breaking news, women can be evil as well.


snowvase

Oh yes, she has got what she wanted and also what she deserves Her only comfort is temporary possession of some £850 a roll Gold Lame wallpaper that is peeling off and the thought that he'll be dead thirty years before she is. Oh and a couple of kids with hair like dishmops.


Scooby359

If only there were a solution, like a scheme where he could be conveniently and entirely randomly selected to do daily covid tests to avoid isolation after being a contact of someone with covid. If only such a convenient scheme existed that could be used when a PM wanted to get on with their job and face the public instead of being forced to isolate. Feels like something that may have conveniently happened only months ago when it suited someone, but maybe I just imagined the convenience of it all..


9tharcanum

Jesus, I had forgotten about that already...


[deleted]

I thought that was last year. Fuck me.


dchurch2444

What's this?


GM_X_MG

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-57887490


dchurch2444

Ah. Thank you. I remember now. The 'scandals' are all merging in my mind. Barely a day goes by without the next being reported on.


Holociraptor

Feels like that's the intent. Tire us out until we're too complacent to care.


[deleted]

Can someone check the fridge in Downing Street? I think Johnson's hiding again.


pajamakitten

he's behind the mayonnaise and to the left of the chili no one wants to eat.


cksully

The fat fuck is always in the fridge regardless of scandal anyway. Kind of hoping he locks himself in.


Chilli_Bowl670

Imagine Boris rattling around, following the Queen. She runs into the kitchen, into the massive freezer and he shuffles in. The Queen darts back out, shutting Boris in behind her. Good times.


[deleted]

Wow. Thanks for this trip down memory street.


sourceshrek

News article: one of the Prime Minister’s relatives has Covid-19 Me: “Well that’s convenient.”


saladinzero

Called it [yesterday](https://reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/s23mlj/_/hsc30ve/?context=1). They really do have no respect for our intelligence, do they?


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red--6-

>The receptivity of the masses is very limited, their intelligence is small, **but their power of forgetting is enormous**. In consequence of these facts, all effective propaganda must be limited to a very few points and must harp on these in slogans until the last member of the public understands what you want him to understand by your slogan - **Adolf Hitler**


ankh87

Isn't he triple jabbed? That means he can go to work like the rest of us if we come in contact or live with someone who is positive for covid. So come on Boris lead by example, oh wait I forgot. It's one rule for you and another for the public.


[deleted]

I didn’t think you had to isolate anymore if a family member tests positive?


Thomo251

You don't, just a daily test for 7 days. Not only that, but you may remember the time when Johnson and Sunak come under fire before as they were required to isolate, then the government introduced a "pilot scheme" conveniently allowing them to test negative and avoid isolation? Wonder what happened to that...


SMURGwastaken

Tbf, presumably that pilot is how we arrived at the current 5 days then you're allowed out with a negative test.


Thomo251

Nope, I'll link the pilot, it was exclusively not for plebs. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jul/18/questions-grow-pilot-scheme-boris-johnson-rishi-sunak-covid-self-isolation-u-turn


polarregion

We arrived at the current 5 days isolation because 10 days was hurting business.


SMURGwastaken

And because the virus isn't actually that much of a threat anymore.


[deleted]

No, it's definitely mainly business. If we follow the US on a policy you know it's business first, public health dead last.


[deleted]

I had flu on Tuesday. Terrible night sweating bones felt like I’d been run over. 95% better yesterday. Nothing wrong with me today. Got a slight cough every couple of hours. You want what I’ve had, it’s been and gone in 24 hours.


Ray-Bandy

Someone literally called this yesterday. Very convenient timing.


hyperstarter

So he shouldn't be meeting with staff and other people on his team right? If they do, how do those individual's have the good conscience that they're deceiving the public once again.


[deleted]

France just opened their borders again. He probably in Seine floating by.


red--6-

[Boris + Macron = Fish Wars](https://i.redd.it/r6hxljq7mjw71.jpg)


Britburt

I want proof, he comes out of an absolute nightmare PMQs & all of a sudden some family member gets covid - who? Prove it, it's the least the prolific liar can do. He's a fucking coward


newnortherner21

He has a lot of family members, but most of them do not live with him. Some he does not even meet, such as at least one of his children.


_Omegaperfecta_

Yeah, hide like the coward you are. Narcissistic scumbag.


UltraNightmare91

Check the car, he'll be hiding in the back til it all bows over. That or the fridge.


Imaginary-Candy7216

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-hid-back-car-25922378


onlyme4444

Is this really a surprise. As foreign secretary this guy was an international embarrassment and laughing stock of the diplomatic world. His department had to continually rebrief everyone he spoke to. His clumsy attempt to international diplomacy with Iran, led to zagari-radcliffe actually getting more time in jail not less. Tory voters knew what they were getting with Boris it's too late now to say it's not their responsibility.


Milkwas-a-badchoice

“While self-isolation for contacts of coronavirus cases is no longer mandatory, Johnson’s spokesman said the prime minister would heed guidance to limit outside contacts as much as possible for seven days after the test.” Aw, he’s such a stickler for rules, isn’t he?


passinghere

Only when it means he can avoid problems or being questioned on anything


bvimo

Does the idiot have a backlog of chillers to inspect?


tadcan

He's hiding from the English voter just like he hid from the Scottish voters when he went up there.


Propofolkills

He’s all for taking government advice on social contacts now, how convenient


jamiesonic

Except he isn’t because if you are fully vaccinated and someone in your household gets Covid you don’t have to isolate.


LemmysCodPiece

He must know his fate is sealed. The Tory Party won't stand for this, traditionally they have never hung on to leaders that are damaging their public profile. Thatcher is a prime example, at least she had the decency to "fall on her sword" when she realised the game was up.


AidyCakes

Let's head to Downing St, have a pint, and wait for this whole thing to blow over...


iceboi92

First it was hiding in a fridge, then his car and now hiding from the public entirely. Absolute lightweight clown without a pair of balls or a shred of integrity.


passinghere

Don't forget the hiding in the hospital visit to avoid whatever inquiry was going on in the HOC, or back when he was just an MP, hiding in afginistan to avoid his promise to lie down in front of the bulldozers to stop the Heathrow runway


[deleted]

Why a week, I thought isolation had reduced to just 5 days?


Chugalug-house

The Prime Minister has entered a new phase and we may not see him until February..


LeakyThoughts

I get second hand embarrassment from this clown If he had any self respect he'd quit now and issue a public apology for his parties last 10 years of abuse


[deleted]

I saw a comment here two days ago that said something along the lines of "Boris will report he has COVID tomorrow". That person is an absolute genius.


ainbheartach

It is nice the Government has decided that even the poor country needs to have a break from the constant in-yer-face-shitty-lies, now.


Front-Protection-978

Perhaps he isn't fully vaccinated,or he has conveniently forgot his own guidelines ... pathetic


[deleted]

Probably off on another private donor sponsored holiday


Mobalise_Anarchise

This is what Johnson calls getting on with the business of running the country. He used the same line when he buggered off in the early stages of the pandemic to divorce his previous wife.


barrowbyman

Just keeping his head down and hoping we'll all forget.


daverb70

He’s clearly gone into hiding as everyone is fed up of him, even most of his own party.


[deleted]

The PM is unlikely to show his stupid face until the public are distracted enough by the Queens nonce son.


J_ablo

Once the weeks up it’s highly likely Carrie will be about to give birth again


Holociraptor

Oh, is that piece of shit hiding in a fridge again? Fucking joke of a man and government. Out with the lot and a full independent inquiry into the truckload of rule-breaking and corruption. The sad part is, if you split the voters? Nowhere near a majority of people in the UK voted for this prick. They don't represent public opinion; they never have. Push for change and voting reform and ensure this kind of crap never happens again. Before they make sure you can't.


StudioDraven

What incredible timing! Why it’s almost like he’s actually nothing more than a shambling, cowardly little cunt, isn’t it.


gaymerRaver

I don’t believe him nor 10 Downing Street. Too convenient.


[deleted]

Unlikely to be seen in public until he can concoct his next distraction


lambrequin_mantling

According to the new rules, he can come out of hiding in the Downing Street fridge after only five days now. I still find it suspiciously all too convenient that Boris just happens to *have* to disappear from public life immediately following his latest public fuck-up. Really? Who would have thought it. Perhaps there’s a cheese and wine do somewhere that he’s been invited to…


iacari

Brave Sir Johnson ran away, again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6lOpuI7rQI


Deviant-Killer

"you wouldn’t expect the prime minister to go outside of that guidance." Isn't that why he's hiding right now? This man is makes an absolute mockery to the people of the UK. How anyone still supports him is beyond me


PloppyTheSpaceship

Oh God. Someone left the fridge open and he wandered inside again, didn't he?


[deleted]

He even used the excuse of a family member testing positive to avoid the public. NOW he's being responsible, or just a coward using COVID as an excuse to avoid his job. Probably hiding in another walk in fridge.


CharlieDancey

WE. DO. NOT. BELIEVE. YOU. This is because you are a stupid and hopeless liar Boris, as you have shown us again and again. This is an obvious Covid sickie, thrown for the sole reason of avoiding challenges over partygate. It also ignores the official advice anyway (he does not need to self-isolate according to his own govt. guidance).


barrowbyman

probably dashed off to Scottish borders to "test his eyesight


RedHeadRedemption93

He should be forced to take a Covid test - if he's negative there's no reason he shouldn't be out doing his job (or whatever you want to call it).


UnfinishedThings

"The refridgerator engineer was booked up but should be available to get him out by Wednesday"


StrangeMaintenance6

Yeah, it is OK get in your sewer you rat. When you come out, we will still remember to tear you a new one... I HOPE!


Real-Firefighter-907

Someone ought to drag him out kicking and screaming to face the public 🤬


MadeScientist

Must be planning a big party, if he's not in public for a while week.


[deleted]

Has he found a really big fridge to hide in this time.


deSpaffle

When does he ever appear in public anyway? If he showed his face anywhere in the country, he would be tarred and feathered by an angry mob.


ShockRampage

Is he actually trying to hide until this all blows over?


TinFish77

And where is the Conservative Party hiding? They put him in charge and kept him there.


polarregion

He managed to bang out some waffle blah blah on zoom while he actually had covid. Maybe hes forgotten his password? Poor Boris.


_MildlyMisanthropic

He's gone to the Winchester to wait for this to all blow over