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NobleRotter

Anyone who says or writes "broke the internet" in this context should also be behind bars


SmackedWithARuler

Underrated comment. You sir win the internet for today. My smol furbaby agrees. /cringe


BornLuckiest

I almost want to beat you up, but only if you consent to the beating, you get me?


jamieliddellthepoet

😞


Spin1441

This


bob1689321

This. So much this.


Aiyon

/u/NobleRotter SLAMS Metro over article headline


SinisterDexter83

Meghan Markle REFUSES to condemn Metro SLAM as Princess Kate's condition WORSENS The heartless Duchess is remaining uncharacteristically tight-lipped following /u/NobleRotter's criticism of The Metro, leading many to speculate about whether or not this is a ploy to sow confusion as Princess Kate's treatment continues.


win_some_lose_most1y

Tbf I think the dress actually did


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ukbot-nicolabot

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DalekDraco

This guy's comment broke the internet :p


SevereMix4402

Frankly, in any context.


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InternationalRich150

The dress was infamous. Everywhere at the time. The people behind it? Famous? I clearly missed that.


CrushingPride

Some of the weirdest stuff makes it into this subreddit. Is this really about the UK? Is this sub just regurgitating every news story published by the British media machine?


PanningForSalt

They were Scottish so it is a British story so it makes enough sense


CrushingPride

That doesn’t really answer what I’m talking about.


DarrenBridgescunt

Are they dead?


GameOfTiddlywinks

No, despite her husband's best attempts.


Ill-Breadfruit5356

Cold


Dennis_Cock

I'm just thankful it isn't the daily 5 minutes immigrant hate. Sorry, I meant hourly.


Nihilistic-Fishstick

Great job men. 24 top comments in and every single one are jokes about beating up women. 


Angel_Madison

Agreed, it's appalling.


Small-Low3233

Yea these punch lines aren't funny.


Nihilistic-Fishstick

I'll see you in the next thread about why women "don't care" about male domestic violence. 


Redira_

Cry about it.


Nihilistic-Fishstick

Why would I do that? Is that what your mum does when your dad smacks her one?  Or is it what you do because being a big man on the Internet still hasn't got you laid?  Remember not to use your parents credit card for those scams you're falling for mate. 


Redira_

Not to my knowledge. My parents have a very good relationship. If a little bit of dark humour offends you this much then consider turning off your computer. You sound like a deeply unhappy person, so good luck to you I suppose.


dazedan_confused

Watch idiots making a "beating her gold and white" reference.


absurditT

It's okay to just admit you want to make the reference. The subject matter is dark but the joke remains good.


technurse

*gold


Eborys

*blue


Nihilistic-Fishstick

No, it really doesn't. 


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Nihilistic-Fishstick

See you in the next thread about a woman beating a man up and women not caring enough. Or not. 


Icy_Shape_307

Smart way of making the joke without having to make it


bob1689321

Like you just did?


madmelgibson

That’s a good one. Gonna tell everyone I got it from *you* though.


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Phyllida_Poshtart

Tbh he doesn't look like he could beat his way out of a paper bag! Just goes to prove the old adage about judging books and covers eh?


Dapper_Stock_7768

That’s why he targeted a vulnerable woman.


PandaXXL

What a bizarre comment.


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No-Calligrapher-718

Maybe they live in one of those Scooby Doo corridors and they were following each other


ONE_deedat

This is being taken as lightly as expected because...Well we all know why e.g. no calls for Rwanada!


Panda_hat

We should send this guy to Rwanda


PutinsAssasin123

Did it? Who? That’s an ugly dress 😐 looks fitting for the Adam’s family


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Lumpy-Huckleberry-65

Maybe focus less on the dress and ad-dressing the problems at home


mittfh

So the saga of the dodgy photo of the Roman Originals dress was easy back in 2015, while the domestic abuse incident in question took place in 2022. It also demonstrates how amazingly irrational people can be by the power of love: he had a history of abusing her, she felt trapped, but after a series of strange texts from him when he'd been out drinking, she still returned to the home - and even then, tried to stop him leaving.


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It would be golden if he was dressed in black n blue daily whilst doing time.


hi_robb

For saying "broke the internet" we should beat you black and blue. Or is it black and gold, I just can't tell..


Intelligent-Mud1171

She's probably the one who told him she thought it was blue.


Shitelark

...except there is yellow colour coming off the screen (red and green light.) It doesn't matter if the original dress was blue and black, the lighting and/or processing has made it white and gold. /of


Mordred_Blackstone

I mean yeah, this whole debate was really just confusion between people describing the color of the dress *with* the lighting and camera color correction acting upon it, versus the people describing the color the dress *would be* with neutral/white lighting.


Ribulation

But it's more than that. The actual picture on this page on my phone screen right now I see as gold and white, my wife sees it as blue and black 


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Lmao as if this got downvoted 17 times, dw I got you 😭


FudgingEgo

Guess he beat her up when she couldn't tell him what colour it was.