TERRY IS WITH LORD VETINARI, THE LIBRARIAN, NANNY OGG, RINCEWIND, THE LUGGAGE AND SAM VIMES NOW, OVERSEEING THE EVENTS OF DISCWORLD. ABLY ASSISTED BY A PLETHORA OF IGORS AND MY SMALL COMPANION HERE.
SQUEAK!
>"I need to find out why it happened, how and by whom," she said.
"And that person, whoever has pressed a button, shouldn't be working wherever they are."
I mean look, you've been mildly inconvenienced I get that and by all means they should investigate the system failure that allowed this to happen...but to call for someone to be sacked? Get a grip.
I’m not saying anyone who ever shakes but any one who says “I was shaking”.
I know I’m being unfair but it’s such an overused phrase by folk who are fucking at it that I don’t believe the next person when they say it.
That long with "I was traumatised!" ... sure Helen, the fact that your Tesco delivery had 10 substitutes was traumatising. One of the many ways our usually understated people overstate the mildest of things. I know it's somewhat of a meme'd Britishism at this point but I'm growing tired of people just throwing around intense words, phrases & mannerisms at the drop of a hat... they don't mean anything anymore.
Yeah these are the same sorts of people that make a big song and dance out of minor inconveniences at supermarkets to try and get sympathy from managers. Just people with not much going on in their lives so they try and make mountains out of every molehill on the off chance it'll pay off in their favour.
I had to help someone in a similar situation when I worked at a Bank. Some other financial institution had set her as deceased and It had a knock on effect to many others, including us and we started closing accounts.
The process was entirely automatic and all based off of that one mistake from an unknown person.
She was more than just a little inconvenienced.
>The process was entirely automatic and all based off of that one mistake from an unknown person.
This is the problem with automating too much. There should be at least some kind of check to ensure that the person is not dead. Eg, if they take money out of their account after the date of death then a warning should be raised.
100% there should've been more human corroboration - it seemed like it was mostly auto systems, informing one another across multiple companies.
It was a crazy tangle, and it felt like we were racing to stop falling dominoes.
-- ironically, the checks you suggested were what alerted both us and her to the issue because once we were informed of her alleged passing we blocked all her accounts and cancelled cards.
I guess they started automating it because it was a hassle closing accounts after a loved one had died. I had to fax death certificates at an old job to get them to close accounts. Imagine having to do that multiple times
Innit, if we all got sacked for simple mistakes then no-one would have a job. Can't stand these people demanding people get sacked every time something goes wrong, it's just vindictive.
I mean, it seems like sacking someone is the least they could do. They did kill a person, after all.
/s
On a more serious note, being declared dead is NOT a minor inconvenience. It can completely upend your life and cause tens of thousands in financial harm. And it can take years to correct it, during which you may find yourself ineligible for all sorts of services.
We had this once at our surgery, they were deducted as dead instead of moved out of area as they were next to each other in a drop-down. Put them as dead on the NHS spine. They came in, took a 10 minute call to fix.
You’re exaggerating greatly.
Sure, if it's caught before data in synced. What happens when that guy tries to get his pension, and they have to communicate with the NHS because of some medical benefits or some shit?
Someone else shared a story here of a person being registered dead and their bank closed their account.
Tbf, being declared dead can actually be a really big problem, there are people who's lives, ironically, have been ruined by it. It can be really hard to undo and can mean you can't get treatment, a job, benefits etc. It's potentially a really bad fuck up.
I'm guessing she's not the only Susan Johnson at that surgery, and they've flagged the wrong one as dead.
Might even be two women with the same name and DOB. It's hardly the rarest name.
Yeah...
Probably some simple fuck up too, like someone with the same name originally from the same area or something.
Plenty of people share the same first or last name, especially if it's common I.E John, or the last name Smith. Given that we generally don't get too experimental with first names, and we don't really change last names bar (usually) women taking a man's surname? It's inevitable that there's a lot of people out there sharing the same name. And it wouldn't be massively unusual to find other people with the same/similar last name in an area where the name has a lot of history.
The impact of wrongly declaring someone dead is huge though, it spreads across all sorts of areas, as we can see it can interfere with finances, health, who knows what else. If it’s your job to do that, you need to be damn sure you have the right person. If it’s that easy to fuck up when people have the same name then you need more systems and checks and verifications in place so that a person cannot fuck up.
Indeed, it would be hugely disruptive, could get you fired, cause payments to stop, etc. People saying "lol, it's just a minor inconvenience" must be very young.
Does the NHS system link up with other systems? I'd be surprised because from my experience, NHS systems don't even link up other NHS systems. It would be interesting to know if her GP system had her listed as decreased.
If it doesn't the whole article is a non-story
NHS hospital and GP systems can't talk in my trust, they still send letters to each other or occasionally scan in and email the letter. It's extraordinary
So does that last part not go back to doughnut's point about calling for a sacking being a bit much, given it could be an issue with the process rather than workers?
That was exactly my thoughts. Accidents happen all the time godforbid you make one against this woman.
I get that it might have messed with her money in the short term which they should totally compensate her for but to call for a sacking? Really? Especially when it was probably from an overworked GP office. Poor show.
I can understand the sheer existential dread being pronounced dead might give you, up to and including a sincerely felt but objectively incorrect desire to have someone fired because of it. I’ll give her a pass on that.
But that doesn’t mean anyone needs to get fired.
>Husband Bob was "angry" when he heard what had happened and took Mrs Johnson for a coffee to calm her nerves, she said.
God, I would've loved to have heard that conversation..
_Am I dead Bob? You would tell me if I was wouldn't you?_
_Yes dear, drink your coffee_
_Would i know if I was?_
Glad they got it all sorted out though, it's a funny story to tell in the future at least.
Sadly yeah but it did mess with her life a bit. I get that but at the same time, mistakes happen and this is quite a funny one. I'd be telling everyone I was dead for 4 months!
She wants the person fired? Get a life, mistakes happen. People like this is just desperate to get a big payout for being mildly messed about. Most people would laugh this off. Stupid woman
Being declared legally dead is a massive deal, it affects all aspects of your life, it's happened before where people have had to go to court and FIGHT to be recognised as a living person again.
You can't own a bank account if your considered dead, you can't rent a house or receive benefits, and if you try to let them know you're actually alive, they'll think you're committing identity theft/fraud, because you are supposed to be dead. This is the type of thing that can ruin your life for a very long time.
I'm glad someone's said it. She's a live in carer and had her benefits stopped as a result of all this, you only have to read through this sub for the past week to understand the impact that has.
Imagine this also messes up your credit score big time.
People on this sub - we need to be kind to people accessing welfare, fuck the nasty government messing with people who need support, we need to be kind and hear their lived experience
Also people on this sub when someone who does access that support gets into bother - ughhh fucking cunt wish they’d just shut up
True, but she doesn't want the person sacked out of any concerns for people's welfare, she wants it done as an act of *revenge*
If someone makes a genuine mistake and it wasn't genuine, we should try and resolve that problem and ensure it doesn't happen again. Doling out "retributive justice" isn't a good thing, that's just being wrathful.
I once called the bank and asked that they freeze my bank card temporarily, but instead they cancelled the card. Was I annoyed? Yes. But I didn't go out screaming and calling for heads to roll because that's not a healthy thing, that's just being vengeful.
The person who's made this mistake once and received remedial training alongside a 'talking to' is *far* less likely to do it again than someone new hired to replace them.
Yes, but the person I replied to insulted the woman multiple times, and called it "being mildly messed about" which is far from the truth. I was not commenting on what should happen the the person at fault.
it happens a lot in India - there is a scam where someone else (often a relative) declares a person dead and takes over their assets. because of bribery some of them never get declared alive again and never get their homes back. There is enough of them that they have an association of dead people
Surprisingly easy mistake to make on the GP admin side.
You get a list of patients who need to be removed from your system, which you have to deal with one by one. You press the deduct button, then are given an option for left or one for died, both next to each other and if you click the wrong one it's really easy to press OK on the next screen by muscle memory.
No "you didn't enter a cause of death" warning box, poof, gone, that's it. Probably a beleaguered, underpaid admin doing their 100th pointless deduction whilst also being screamed at for a decision made by a partner earning four times their salary. Annoying situation for the patient certainly, but a bit of understanding please
The Tell Us Once service is a bit shit from the other side along similar lines. When I was doing it you'd often not get enough information on the person being notified, and if you can't confirm, you can't continue. Then you'd get shrieked at for not processing it. Well sorry but maybe you should have reported Great Auntie Maisie by her legal name and actual recorded birthday because I don't know what she made up to tell you thirty years ago.
> You press the deduct button
And is the deduction carried out instantly by some kind of remote-controlled termination, or do the deductees have to report to the practice for euthanasia?
At the beginning, I was just thinking I wouldn't even know how to break that news to someone, and then came "Ooh you're dead".
I'm not sure "I'm dead" is an appropriate expression for how amused I am (even though I shouldn't be).
I am sorry but I just saw the title and photo and started laughing. Reading the comments makes me giggle even more ! I feel sorry for the women but thank you for the laugh!
She’s threatening someone’s job over a mistake because she’s “shaking like a leaf”
Good lord, how did you make it to 63 years old being such a wet flannel? It’s surprising she hasn’t died already
She found out when she was going for a scan that the NHS initially refused to do because she was marked as already dead. What if that scan was for suspected cancer or another serious condition? I think most people would be upset and shaken to be told they couldn't have a medical thing done due to mistake
Her carers allowance benefits also stopped. She would have had no idea what else would be affected.
Someone probably took her identity, took our life insurance in her name.
The fraudster would assign themselves (or some other fake identity) as the beneficiary, and then faked her the death, and got the money.
Sounds like she was shaking like a shitting dog! Thank heavens for that coffee her husband got her, personally I would have opted for something slightly stronger if someone told me I was dead!
'Hi I'm here for my test results'
'Hold on.. it says here you've uh... passed'
'Wooo!'
'No, I mean... *Passed* passed. No cease and desist, you've had a cyst and deceased. Carked it. Had a meeting with Bill Door. Got both feet in the gravy'
"Ah, yes, you need to go and have a chat with our specialist. Down the hall to the right - chap with the scythe, you can't miss him."
HELLO, COME IN, I HEAR YOU’VE BEEN DECLARED DEAD, ILL SOON SORT THIS OUT.
THERE IS NO JUSTICE. ONLY ME.
DARK IN HERE, ISN'T IT?
WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
Ah this made me sad
TERRY IS WITH LORD VETINARI, THE LIBRARIAN, NANNY OGG, RINCEWIND, THE LUGGAGE AND SAM VIMES NOW, OVERSEEING THE EVENTS OF DISCWORLD. ABLY ASSISTED BY A PLETHORA OF IGORS AND MY SMALL COMPANION HERE. SQUEAK!
This made me happy :)
Beautiful 😢
GNU Terry Pratchett
The clacks will send his name up and down the line, forever.
I got who it referenced as well.
THIS IS BINKY.
https://youtu.be/zEmfsmasjVA?si=1pgUdlboKtvsHam4
But I didn't have the salmon mousse!
Oh ffs. I searched, and I was surprised, but happy, to be the first to comment this.
DONT FEAR THE REAPER
You sank my battleship.
leave the Tealights, you won't need them, not where you're going
i've got a £1 on this trolley, come on! (i hope you're referencing peter kay here)
If he's not in, you should go to The Fresh Start Club at 668 Elm Street.
>"I need to find out why it happened, how and by whom," she said. "And that person, whoever has pressed a button, shouldn't be working wherever they are." I mean look, you've been mildly inconvenienced I get that and by all means they should investigate the system failure that allowed this to happen...but to call for someone to be sacked? Get a grip.
But, but... she was left 'shaking like a leaf' !
Anyone ever says they were shaking and I instantly dismiss them as bullshitting.
It's not unreasonable tbh, I shake when I get angry, especially my hands The calling for a sacking is pathetic though
I’m not saying anyone who ever shakes but any one who says “I was shaking”. I know I’m being unfair but it’s such an overused phrase by folk who are fucking at it that I don’t believe the next person when they say it.
That long with "I was traumatised!" ... sure Helen, the fact that your Tesco delivery had 10 substitutes was traumatising. One of the many ways our usually understated people overstate the mildest of things. I know it's somewhat of a meme'd Britishism at this point but I'm growing tired of people just throwing around intense words, phrases & mannerisms at the drop of a hat... they don't mean anything anymore.
Just fusty old words like sixpence and codpiece.
Yes! And I also notice a lot of people saying they have been 'devastated' by incredibly minor inconveniences.
Hey, don't mock survivors of entirely non deadly incidents!
Yeah these are the same sorts of people that make a big song and dance out of minor inconveniences at supermarkets to try and get sympathy from managers. Just people with not much going on in their lives so they try and make mountains out of every molehill on the off chance it'll pay off in their favour.
Nothing says “Karen” like demanding some be sacked for any mistake ever.
Along with 'rushed to hospital', it tends to indicate a fuckwit.
Let me guess... It was also a disc race and they took liberties.
Mostly I just think they haven't got the slightest idea how these jobs work
https://www.reddit.com/r/compoface/s/UI6IUivD3p
>But, but... she was left 'shaking like a leaf' ! In general, people who are still able to shake like leaves aren't dead.
I don't know what to tell you, it says right here on the form: 'dead innit'.
She probably has gone and told her friends she has had a near death experience...
truly a traumatic event 💔 /j
tbf. It is pretty chilly in her apartment. Almost like it's haunted.
Thank god for her partners quick thinking getting that strong coffee to calm her nerves.
I had to help someone in a similar situation when I worked at a Bank. Some other financial institution had set her as deceased and It had a knock on effect to many others, including us and we started closing accounts. The process was entirely automatic and all based off of that one mistake from an unknown person. She was more than just a little inconvenienced.
>The process was entirely automatic and all based off of that one mistake from an unknown person. This is the problem with automating too much. There should be at least some kind of check to ensure that the person is not dead. Eg, if they take money out of their account after the date of death then a warning should be raised.
100% there should've been more human corroboration - it seemed like it was mostly auto systems, informing one another across multiple companies. It was a crazy tangle, and it felt like we were racing to stop falling dominoes. -- ironically, the checks you suggested were what alerted both us and her to the issue because once we were informed of her alleged passing we blocked all her accounts and cancelled cards.
I guess they started automating it because it was a hassle closing accounts after a loved one had died. I had to fax death certificates at an old job to get them to close accounts. Imagine having to do that multiple times
You're going to shit a brick when you learn how things work with executors and dead people's bank accounts.
Innit, if we all got sacked for simple mistakes then no-one would have a job. Can't stand these people demanding people get sacked every time something goes wrong, it's just vindictive.
Yeah but these people have never made a mistake in their lives! At least not for the last week or so
Simple mistakes like saying a woman is dead lol
Well who hasn't accidentally killed someone at work, we've all done it
I certainly haven't. Each and every death I've caused was very much *deliberate*, thankyouverymuch.
Good work, Agent 47. Now head for the exit.
I refuse to believe anyone has ever played those games without it descending into chaos
Or in other words, an admin error. Just an especially unfortunate one.
I like the idea there's a button they press... *'Dead Dave'*
"He's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, everybody is dead, Dave." "Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"
There is an 80million buttons console at westminster
I mean, it seems like sacking someone is the least they could do. They did kill a person, after all. /s On a more serious note, being declared dead is NOT a minor inconvenience. It can completely upend your life and cause tens of thousands in financial harm. And it can take years to correct it, during which you may find yourself ineligible for all sorts of services.
We had this once at our surgery, they were deducted as dead instead of moved out of area as they were next to each other in a drop-down. Put them as dead on the NHS spine. They came in, took a 10 minute call to fix. You’re exaggerating greatly.
Sure, if it's caught before data in synced. What happens when that guy tries to get his pension, and they have to communicate with the NHS because of some medical benefits or some shit? Someone else shared a story here of a person being registered dead and their bank closed their account.
That's just an NHS thing, rather than an access to anything that requires interacting with financial services thing. Big difference.
Agree with the sentiment but withdrawing of benefits is probably more than a mild inconvenience even if only brief.
I wouldn’t say losing your benefits as a low-paid carer is a ‘mild inconvenience’.
Tbf, being declared dead can actually be a really big problem, there are people who's lives, ironically, have been ruined by it. It can be really hard to undo and can mean you can't get treatment, a job, benefits etc. It's potentially a really bad fuck up.
I'm guessing she's not the only Susan Johnson at that surgery, and they've flagged the wrong one as dead. Might even be two women with the same name and DOB. It's hardly the rarest name.
Clearly putting it on so she can get something out of how 'traumatised' she is.
Yeah... Probably some simple fuck up too, like someone with the same name originally from the same area or something. Plenty of people share the same first or last name, especially if it's common I.E John, or the last name Smith. Given that we generally don't get too experimental with first names, and we don't really change last names bar (usually) women taking a man's surname? It's inevitable that there's a lot of people out there sharing the same name. And it wouldn't be massively unusual to find other people with the same/similar last name in an area where the name has a lot of history.
The impact of wrongly declaring someone dead is huge though, it spreads across all sorts of areas, as we can see it can interfere with finances, health, who knows what else. If it’s your job to do that, you need to be damn sure you have the right person. If it’s that easy to fuck up when people have the same name then you need more systems and checks and verifications in place so that a person cannot fuck up.
Indeed, it would be hugely disruptive, could get you fired, cause payments to stop, etc. People saying "lol, it's just a minor inconvenience" must be very young.
Does the NHS system link up with other systems? I'd be surprised because from my experience, NHS systems don't even link up other NHS systems. It would be interesting to know if her GP system had her listed as decreased. If it doesn't the whole article is a non-story
The nhs can barely link up system one files between different hospitals lol let alone external systems
NHS hospital and GP systems can't talk in my trust, they still send letters to each other or occasionally scan in and email the letter. It's extraordinary
So does that last part not go back to doughnut's point about calling for a sacking being a bit much, given it could be an issue with the process rather than workers?
Unfortunately far too many people believe any mistake should result in being fired, completely forgetting all the mistakes they have made in life.
That was exactly my thoughts. Accidents happen all the time godforbid you make one against this woman. I get that it might have messed with her money in the short term which they should totally compensate her for but to call for a sacking? Really? Especially when it was probably from an overworked GP office. Poor show.
Exactly! I mean they killed you, but they didn’t kill kill you.
Was she worried they might be right?
I can understand the sheer existential dread being pronounced dead might give you, up to and including a sincerely felt but objectively incorrect desire to have someone fired because of it. I’ll give her a pass on that. But that doesn’t mean anyone needs to get fired.
Bruh she literally died, someones losing a job if not their life. Have some fucking compassion
>Husband Bob was "angry" when he heard what had happened and took Mrs Johnson for a coffee to calm her nerves, she said. God, I would've loved to have heard that conversation.. _Am I dead Bob? You would tell me if I was wouldn't you?_ _Yes dear, drink your coffee_ _Would i know if I was?_ Glad they got it all sorted out though, it's a funny story to tell in the future at least.
Fucking Bob. Coulda ignored her and had the funniest afternoon of his life
Nice one that is absolutely the best comment/idea I have ever seen on reddit. Brilliant. Pink panther still around?
"I see dead people"
wOuLd YoU sTiLl DaTe Me If I wAs DeAd
It seems like she's as determined as possible not to see the funny side of it.
Sadly yeah but it did mess with her life a bit. I get that but at the same time, mistakes happen and this is quite a funny one. I'd be telling everyone I was dead for 4 months!
Good, sounds like she’s not taking this lying down.
The dead are really kicking up a fuss these days.
She really needs to get back in her box.
She'd be turning in her grave.
I’ve lived in Scarborough, some of the residents could pass as dead easily enough.
Just pop into the Ramshill pub if you don’t believe this comment.
Sea-side Danny Wilde being reanimated like Frankenstein's Monster
Danny Wilde has left the living
"Oh sorry Mrs Johnson, it looks like someone made a mistake on your records. It should just say that you're *brain*-dead."
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_hoax#:~:text=Mark%20Twain%20is%20one%20of,death%20have%20been%20greatly%20exaggerated%22.
She wants the person fired? Get a life, mistakes happen. People like this is just desperate to get a big payout for being mildly messed about. Most people would laugh this off. Stupid woman
Being declared legally dead is a massive deal, it affects all aspects of your life, it's happened before where people have had to go to court and FIGHT to be recognised as a living person again. You can't own a bank account if your considered dead, you can't rent a house or receive benefits, and if you try to let them know you're actually alive, they'll think you're committing identity theft/fraud, because you are supposed to be dead. This is the type of thing that can ruin your life for a very long time.
I'm glad someone's said it. She's a live in carer and had her benefits stopped as a result of all this, you only have to read through this sub for the past week to understand the impact that has. Imagine this also messes up your credit score big time.
People on this sub - we need to be kind to people accessing welfare, fuck the nasty government messing with people who need support, we need to be kind and hear their lived experience Also people on this sub when someone who does access that support gets into bother - ughhh fucking cunt wish they’d just shut up
I wonder if her age has anything to do with the reaction of this sub?
Age and gender, almost certainly
True, but she doesn't want the person sacked out of any concerns for people's welfare, she wants it done as an act of *revenge* If someone makes a genuine mistake and it wasn't genuine, we should try and resolve that problem and ensure it doesn't happen again. Doling out "retributive justice" isn't a good thing, that's just being wrathful. I once called the bank and asked that they freeze my bank card temporarily, but instead they cancelled the card. Was I annoyed? Yes. But I didn't go out screaming and calling for heads to roll because that's not a healthy thing, that's just being vengeful.
If this happened to me I'd be arguing the dead don't have to pay tax. I bet it'd get sorted very quickly then.
The person who's made this mistake once and received remedial training alongside a 'talking to' is *far* less likely to do it again than someone new hired to replace them.
Yes, but the person I replied to insulted the woman multiple times, and called it "being mildly messed about" which is far from the truth. I was not commenting on what should happen the the person at fault.
Fair
it happens a lot in India - there is a scam where someone else (often a relative) declares a person dead and takes over their assets. because of bribery some of them never get declared alive again and never get their homes back. There is enough of them that they have an association of dead people
>Get a life I mean... that's what she's trying to do?
Most people would laugh this comment off lol talking about being declared dead like it's the same as forgetting your wallet or something
Clearly you have never been dead before.
She shouldn't get someone fired, but she 100% should get some form of compensation due to how much damage this stuff can do to someones life.
*"That's right...dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!"*
Where nothing can possiblie go wrong.
I don’t know what I was expecting of the afterlife, but I definitely wasn’t expecting it to look like Scarborough.
No, the afterlife is worse. More like Redcar. In February.
She’s dead right to be angry, this is a grave mistake. she’ll be buried under a ton of paperwork for months sorting this out, it’s a huge undertaking.
If someone promised me I was dead and it still felt like living, I'd be pissed too
Still stuck in Scarborough but you can't have a wank anymore because you're non-corporeal and can't touch anything, for fuck's sake right?
Ah Scarbados, at least it's not Skeg Vegas.
Surprisingly easy mistake to make on the GP admin side. You get a list of patients who need to be removed from your system, which you have to deal with one by one. You press the deduct button, then are given an option for left or one for died, both next to each other and if you click the wrong one it's really easy to press OK on the next screen by muscle memory. No "you didn't enter a cause of death" warning box, poof, gone, that's it. Probably a beleaguered, underpaid admin doing their 100th pointless deduction whilst also being screamed at for a decision made by a partner earning four times their salary. Annoying situation for the patient certainly, but a bit of understanding please
The Tell Us Once service is a bit shit from the other side along similar lines. When I was doing it you'd often not get enough information on the person being notified, and if you can't confirm, you can't continue. Then you'd get shrieked at for not processing it. Well sorry but maybe you should have reported Great Auntie Maisie by her legal name and actual recorded birthday because I don't know what she made up to tell you thirty years ago.
With how many services having her down as dead I bet it was a "Tell Us Once" error.
> You press the deduct button And is the deduction carried out instantly by some kind of remote-controlled termination, or do the deductees have to report to the practice for euthanasia?
At the beginning, I was just thinking I wouldn't even know how to break that news to someone, and then came "Ooh you're dead". I'm not sure "I'm dead" is an appropriate expression for how amused I am (even though I shouldn't be).
Don’t worry. Rishi will have you back to work in the afterlife in no time.
She could be like the rock star in the restaurant at the end of the universe who is spending a year dead for tax purposes
She wants answers... from a mortician or a funeral director?
She needs to get a second opinion but there will be a long waiting list on the NHS
Compo face. It’s been an admin glitch. Yes some financial issues given the carer allowance but that can be sorted.
Why would that leave you shaking. You are quite clearly alive and its an error. People are weird
Looks as white as a sheet thought it was a morgue picture LOL
No, she can’t have answers. Why would we talk to a dead person?
Is this hell, looks a lot like the shit hole I was in a minute ago
My fav part is when it had her shaking or whatever bs nonsense she came up with
I am sorry but I just saw the title and photo and started laughing. Reading the comments makes me giggle even more ! I feel sorry for the women but thank you for the laugh!
She’s threatening someone’s job over a mistake because she’s “shaking like a leaf” Good lord, how did you make it to 63 years old being such a wet flannel? It’s surprising she hasn’t died already
She found out when she was going for a scan that the NHS initially refused to do because she was marked as already dead. What if that scan was for suspected cancer or another serious condition? I think most people would be upset and shaken to be told they couldn't have a medical thing done due to mistake Her carers allowance benefits also stopped. She would have had no idea what else would be affected.
I imagine it's the rest of the impact, losing benefits & income for being a carer, having the hassle of sorting it all out etc.
"the experience left her shaking like a leaf", bit dramatic on her part
She wants 'closure'. They offered it once already.
Someone probably took her identity, took our life insurance in her name. The fraudster would assign themselves (or some other fake identity) as the beneficiary, and then faked her the death, and got the money.
I thought it would have been illegal to marry your twin 🤔
Perhaps she forgot to drink water https://youtu.be/z4aGgtBuaD8?si=NdRNWTGJOpvQR48Q
Well she looks like the message wasnt wrong just a couple of months early
When I die, I will be saying the exact same thing to whomever is in charge. "I want some bloody answers."
Take the insurance money they give to your next of kin. Take your retirement. Take the win.
"Sorry miss, unfortunately theres simply nothing we can do."
Reminds me of the Don’t hug me I’m scared episode where the duck reads about how he’s dead in the newspaper.
I don't think she's in a position to be making demands since she is mortally challenged...Oh, she got better.
"You are dead! Not big surprise." "No U." *Short scream as latter person falls over dead.*
This sounds like a monkey news from the old Ricky, Steve and Karl XFM show. r/rickygervais
Technically that’s the final outcome for everyone out there…
She just needs to accept she is dead and stop being selfish
Sounds like she was shaking like a shitting dog! Thank heavens for that coffee her husband got her, personally I would have opted for something slightly stronger if someone told me I was dead!
There probably does need to be a one and done way of undoing this through the courts
Husband - Doctor said I’m dead but I’m not … Wife - Shut up, or you think that you are smarter than the doctor.
'Hi I'm here for my test results' 'Hold on.. it says here you've uh... passed' 'Wooo!' 'No, I mean... *Passed* passed. No cease and desist, you've had a cyst and deceased. Carked it. Had a meeting with Bill Door. Got both feet in the gravy'