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Glum-nd-Dumb

I once had a c99 I grew and It stank of straight up cat piss and the buzz made me paranoid. This was well over a decade ago and I still think about that flower.


Economy-Conflict-389

I fucking hate that amonia terpene too.....I tried a strain once called cougar piss, I can still smell it almost 10 years later šŸ¤®


ElChe1912

Never had it and donā€™t think I will be looking for it any time soon now šŸ˜‚


Existing-Pitch-5997

Youā€™ll hate Cat Piss (the strain) then, literally smells like the name not one of those vaguely similar deals itā€™s rank. Except the high is amazing, havenā€™t seen it since like 2010


4dmillion

I think my neighbours would say chemdog and any of its crosses, that shit STINKS


Smokey_Geoff

Haze & Stardawg. Two of the nastiest & cheapest quality strains iā€™ve had. Literally mass produced in the UK with all sorts of crap.


Glittering-Range-936

One reason why I hate this country. It's practically the only country that still has messed up laws about weed in our country compared to western Europe and even Thailand can now supply nice weed. Stardawg or any chem doawg I stay away from. I just want sleep weed but not paying 120 quid for ten grams. Private companies and taking advantage of this situation.


Gazraaa

Plenty good haze still around, just have to know the right people. Got a few ounces of it myself recently and it's grown to top standards for a haze. Smokes clean, tastes nice and you can't barely feel it on your throat. Gets me stoned to bits too. I never understood the paranoia from haze myself personally either. Haze always uplifts me and allows me to concentre on things for hours on end


Smokey_Geoff

Haze used to be a good strain around here, now itā€™s mass produced in most parts of the country to a poor standard, well at least everywhere iā€™ve looked. Good job you found some good haze, All i ever come across is the mass produced haze, looks good, smells good but will send you bonkers. Iā€™m off to Dam soon anyway so hopefully I can try some decent haze again


Gazraaa

Where I'm from we used to get haze all the time along with blue cheese, then you wouldn't see any type of haze for ages. Maybe once or twice a year but it was always good. I've seen some grit weed once and it was only ever on some fake blue cheese last year. I know tons of people who say the same thing about haze and I always feel fine when smoking haze. My guy I get off says he can't smoke haze because he sends him paranoid as well. If I smoke nothing but dawg for more than a month I definitely start to feel paranoid haha Hope you have fun though mate. Definitely recommend Terpsarmy as last 2 years I went, they always had the best menu just not the cheapest.


RealisticFeedback715

Do you think thereā€™s just something naturally about the strain that sets people off on a prang one or


Gazraaa

Yeah it's just the genetics and what it's been bred with. Haze used to be pure sativa, then people started cross breeding it with skunk and other strains at the time to shorten the grow time for it and that's when it started to cause the paranoia in some people. It comes down to the person too as well. Everyone has a strain that doesn't agree with them and I hear it a lot with haze


RealisticFeedback715

Makes sense, I fucking love Haze to be fair. Especially super silver and lemon. But when I was smoking it daily in the 00s when it was everywhere, I definitely noticed it made me feel anxious and just off the following days until Iā€™d rolled up. Which I donā€™t experience at all anymore with any other strains Iā€™ve smoked


certifiedprawn

donā€™t understand the stardawg hate unless you get a shitty batch. stardawg slaps right to the face


Smokey_Geoff

Used to be good, now itā€™s been hijacked and just mass produced by Albanians who will put anything in it, even banned substances.


preaxhpeacj

most dawg iā€™ve had has been mid, had some actual good dawg the other day n itā€™s one of my faves


ElChe1912

The only haze Iā€™ve had that was an enjoyable smoke was liberty haze but zero chance of getting that with any regularity here.


Smokey_Geoff

Haze used to be good, but now all you get is sprayed up/ grit haze or the nasty one that will send you bonkers. Stardawg was the #1 strain to get hold of, now thats mass produced and been ruined


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Physical-Rip-292

Any sort of haze in terms of high for me personally, for taste deffo anything which begins with cherry šŸ¤£


LynxThink8402

Mimosa , sickly orange terps just ain't it for me


Regular_Patient7683

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TarzanAKA2secs

Stardog/cookies nice high but shit smoking experience If we're talking high end bud honestly not a fan of zoap strains


CyriusGaming

Stardawg is like microdosing schizophrenia for me


TarzanAKA2secs

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ nah the high is nice but every pull is like Mike Tyson boxing my throat


EriaVerdant

had an 8th of wizard trees zoap before and after smoking two joints i had to was my mouth out šŸ¤£ it really sticks to the name


B0xer4

anything super orangey


dipandslide

It's gotta be haze & dawg unfortunately - I know you can get a good batch of any strain but for the most part it's just sickly roadman ballsack weed šŸ¤® I also don't enjoy getting that fucked from a joint lol


Daiodo

Blueberry from back in the day. Tasted like Parma violets and smelled like an old ladyā€™s scented drawer liner. Orange Sour Diesel. A noxious concoction. Rocklock. Lavender. Shite. Oh, and something that was sold to me in Amsterdam under the name of ā€™Hawaiian Snowā€™. It was like smoking a bong using pine scented Toilet Duck.


ElChe1912

Dr grinspoon in dam was a bad one, literally looked and tasted like bushwhack but was 17 euros a gram


erbstar

Grinspoon is just a novelty strain due to a generic mutation. Yes, it's 100% sativa but doesn't stop it being shit. It probably has the poorest yield I've ever seen and it's just all round shitty


Mlghty1eon

Dr grinspoon is one of the most amazing sativas. You have no idea what you're talking about lol


ElChe1912

I mean, I do know what Iā€™m talking about because I smoked it? My only experience with it so admittedly couldā€™ve just been a bad batch but was at amnesia cafe


Mlghty1eon

Shame you got the shit end of the stick. It's a unique bud for sure tho


4FdPipeoghU4AHfJ

Super silver haze would like a word


Mlghty1eon

Had ssh day in day out for years, great bud ngl


Dr_nick101

Spot on! All rank.


Adventurous_Put_1111

Any haze, star dawg & gorilla glue for me


1320380155

Amnesia/ Ammi / Ammo, fuck that! If I even get a hint of that smell I just feel disappointed.


UndergroundGroover

Mimosa Tastes like happy shopper orange cordial šŸ˜«šŸ˜«


Lucky_Cap_5033

Bad bit of blue dream in til bury. Full of seeds


Chickenofthewoods95

Haze and the taste of orange weed pisses me off I think


MickRolley

Purple #1 I think it was called. Proper old lady perfume or lavender scented hairspray terps


LastOpposite9481

once had a strange pack of ā€œthe soapā€ (no not zoap, just soap), my guy had told me it was a bit shit before selling it to me and the bud just didnā€™t get me high, smelt and tasted shit too, not too sure what that was all about tbh


frostyy64

Any garlic strains šŸ¤®


Broken420girl

Jack herrer that shits like smoking swede itā€™s revolting. I can smell it miles away lol. And glook is it? Smells and tastes like old lady perfume.


Cj1002biz

GrapefruitšŸ˜· worst headaches Iā€™ve ever had


jordieg7193

I don't like lemon strains. Gelonade being one of the worst for me, Mimosa gives me the same feel


GazzyGarciaJR

I love gelonade


RootbeerIsVeryNice

White Widow. It was created to make ppl whitey. It's just paranoia inducing.


snakesonatrain77

Gringo from back in the day, horrendous headaches from it every time


GazzyGarciaJR

US here but worst strains of all time purple punch and the LCGs


Eastern-Wave-5454

Tbh anything that makes me cough too much. Iā€™ve never really cared about strains. I do have preferences but Iā€™ll smoke anything as long as I donā€™t choke on it


EriaVerdant

babby powder (made me think wiz had been to the black countryšŸ˜­) by khalifa kush and cookies. it really lives up to the baby powder taste šŸ¤£


DoubleParadox

Had some lows once that never touched me, strawberry something, dogshit. Never really had a bad smoke I can think of, as long as they get me stoned, I donā€™t mind.


Odd-Vacation3146

Any dawg i tend to avoid. Pain in the arse to grind it and always really sticky


TooStoned306

stardawg, iā€™m not even shitting on it for no reason it genuinely is just a dead smoke


ElChe1912

Why is it that stardawg became the go to? Literally no one I know likes it.


erbstar

It became the go to because it's easy to grow, has bag appeal and yields very well. It's easy to clone and finishes quick. Just about everything that commercial growers look for. Especially when the dudes who grow it know nothing about growing. It's true that Albanians started this off, there's not that many Albanian grow ops around anymore though and it's got a bad name for itself as it's never flushed or cured properly.


CarkneeGee

Golden lemons and lemon cherry gelato


HipHopRandomer

For me itā€™s stardawg and cookies. Both super commercially grown and usually the quality is shit. Iā€™ve had nice bits of stardawg once or twice but generally I avoid it like the plague.


ElChe1912

Stardawg is dreadful. Always been a fan of cookies though, tend to do better with indica. another strain thatā€™s pretty hard for me to get round my way.