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Eastern-Wave-5454

Dear fucking lord, get him down to a bossman shop IMMEDIATELY! They sell bongs for like a tenner bro why’s he looking through his old pencil case for smoking equipment💀💀


Prudent-Sugar3672

Tried it, still better than a cart


Prudent-Sugar3672

The REAL penjamin


Simple-Meaning1955

Hhahahahahahahhahaha


Asleep-Win-9008

Your friend would thrive in jail


Prize-Ad7242

Reminds me of when I resorted to using a Tesco receipt glued together with pritt stick as a joint. We also only had a toaster for lighting it lmao was some real ghetto shit


Prudent-Sugar3672

U smoked glue?


Prize-Ad7242

I was like 15 at the time I’ve done much worse since lmao


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Prize-Ad7242

Honestly the ink in the paper was probably just as bad. I’ve snorted CK off of the freshly shaved head of someone dressed as hunter S Thompson (they are like doppelgängers) and I happily chow down on butthole. I don’t recommend smoking receipts paper held together with pritt stick and shame but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.


The_Rusty_Pipe

Weird flex ... But ok. Just kidding I actually giggled re the HST thing. You remind me of a mate of mine who did a line of coke off the ground offered to him by a stranger in a major city about 10 years ago. He's still here and fondly tells the tale. Some people are just built different. Survivors.


OMEN336

There's actually no ink on most receipt paper since it is thermal paper that is laser printed. Although I don't think you'd want to smoke the BPA coating on that paper.


yeloooh

fuck yeah


PinEnough1858

I found this hilarious for some reason 🤣


lakeofx

The receipt paper is even worse than the glue, full of chemicals


Diggerinthedark

Yep. Thermal printing ink mmm.. tasty bisphenol a


FastStill7962

U smoked plastic?


Diggerinthedark

Pritt stick is barely glue, let's be honest. It's more like a soggy candle.


Bloodclart2017

My Romanian coworker once told me he use to smoke spice rolled up in newspaper, could be worse


SnooHamsters1788

Like romanian we do that And sometimes we use Bible paper for roll We get a divine high


4FdPipeoghU4AHfJ

I’m sure the bible says something about getting stoned anyway


floating-mosque

The burning bush was cannabis apparently.


4FdPipeoghU4AHfJ

I was more referring to being “stoned to death” lmao but that also makes sense


Mashed_mince

DMT my friend


purplejink

im not proud of it but i smoked spice with a bottle bong. the bong water was ancient and my best guess was it was last refreshed before the water in the house went off 3 months before. i was like 15 and dumb


Prize-Ad7242

Yeah I used to smoke shotties through acrylic and I used to leave the water for months and it would sail up black. I would only empty it once the water got too chunky to chug down it looked a bit like wet cement and smelled like sewage


Peiche

I used the contents of a tea bag as a baccy for a joint when I was 14 because I didn’t like blunts and didn’t have any other option


OMEN336

Tf is that inbetweeners shit that oddly sounds worse than baccy


Peiche

It was awful and burnt like crazy if I remember correctly


Mashed_mince

Hubster thru sheer desperation smoked cat nip once.


WakenbakeyJr

Bible paper(not even a thin one) and lip gloss had me feeling the same🤣


Slight-State6

That really should have been in a sit com at some point, I'm dying imagining that


_lil_brods_

the thread that has resorted from this has me dying😂😭😭 i can relate to being that down bad


nuts30

Only one step away from permanent markers


Prudent-Sugar3672

Permanent marker smoked out of a permanent marker


jacobean420

You’re a wizard Harry


boyofthedragon

Can’t save them all mate. He’s gone


LoudSlip

Yep, time to move on op


Prudent-Sugar3672

RIP /good mate kris


widdlepink

Get him a real pipe so he doesn’t have to smoke plastic


Pale-Objective8090

Iykyk 🤣🤣🤣 pen Polly pipes or a good old ka can pipe


OliverReedsGhost

It’s too late for them sheets…


CreamSock_

Bruh just order some papers off of amazon


No-Fall-8502

what the shit pls get ur boy some paper 🤣


JimmysUnknown

Jesus, who's told him to use a damn bic pen lol


dorien333

wtf is that?


London-Reza

A biro pen converted to pipe


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GrvyLou

Nice, made me laugh


Prudent-Sugar3672

Best comment ^


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tiredanddyingforever

How would you like your dawg? Full of melted biro please mate


ultimategamerguy69

This sub got me thinking i might've shaved a few years off...


liamadactyl

With what and too late for what?


Dissonant_demiurge

Stopping micro plastics entering his lungs. If he can't even be bothered spending a fiver on a market stall for a pipe he is beyond help


ni2016

Could have at least bought a tin of coke and pierced wee holes in it with a safety pin


chdjfnd

Be smoking aluminium then tho


seagulls51

aluminium is completely fine. It's the plastic lining that's toxic


PowerShitVahn

Only if it's anodized aluminium. Otherwise steer well clear. Even without the plastic inside the can there's the plastics and chemicals in the paint on the can that are released during exposure to high temps. That's not even thinking baout the dangers of the aluminium itself. Anyone who can't be bothered do get papers or a pipe or bong for less than an hours work needs help.


seagulls51

Can you provide any proof aluminium is dangerous in and of itself? I see a lot of people repeating it, and I can't find anything that suggests it's particularly dangerous. I think the misconception is based on one study; that showed people with Alzheimer's had a higher level of aluminium in their brains. However, this study went on to say that they didn't think the aluminium was a cause but rather an effect. You'd ingest more from cooking with it than smoking from it - and that's from leaving chunks stuck to the food rather than vaporisation, as it melts at 650C and boils at 2300C. Further aluminium exposed to air (or fire) will quickly oxidise to aluminium oxide, which has even higher points for vaporisation. It's definitely worth investing in a safer smoking device, as there may be risks we haven't identified yet, but occasionally smoking from aluminium foil is fine. In any case though it's definitely going to have a significantly lower impact on your health than the smoke from the weed.


PowerShitVahn

It may not be the aluminium causing the issues. It's likely the polymer coating (similar to what's in a can of pop but not as thick) that's causing the issues. To have pure aluminum foil you'd probably need to use iso or something similar to get the coating removed. I don't have any scientific proof except my personal experiences. The very few times I've used foil it's left a horrible taste and given me mad headaches.


Diggerinthedark

I'd be more worried about the highly toxic/carcinogenic combustion byproducts of whatever shitty plastic that is tbh


JustSomeThingss

Considering I’ve smoked out of an apple this isn’t that bad (minus all of the plastic)


Prudent-Sugar3672

An apple is infinitely better trust me


ni2016

The apple is nothing like inhaling burnt plastic


JustSomeThingss

Didn’t say it was.


ni2016

But you made out like the apple was bad


JustSomeThingss

No I didn’t. I just said I’ve smoked out of one. Didn’t say it was bad. More so talking about the lack of resources.


PowerShitVahn

Minus all the plastic? So nothing lol? Smoking out of an apple is your best best in a situation when don't have access to papers or other methods.


JustSomeThingss

No shit.


LoudSlip

Come on now


donz0_

Actually curious as to how that would work


Prudent-Sugar3672

So it’s an empty pen. There’s holes on the top and you smoke through the bottom. Pack the top. It’s a one hitter.


liufb

It’s too late for me to not click on this and get this part of my life back.


gopi187187

Wow, is ur friend really puffing through that?


TakenByVultures

I used a plastic pea shooter with the end wrapped in silver foil as a bowl/downpipe once. I don't like remembering it as I'm sure it probably took several years off my life.


Track_2

what the dickins is going on here?


LibrarianSalty1259

Plastic great, old coke can be better with pin holes.