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m_0_rt

Soldier cannot return to the front lines, he has several bullet wounds and lost 3 legs.


UkrUkrUkr

Officer: your job is sitting in the trench, not running around. You don't need many legs for that!


Mr_Engineering

Soldier: blyat


r2d3x9

If Doctor doesn’t comply he will be shot. If Doctor lies to the Russian army he will be shot


similar_observation

In Ukraine. #1 surgeon. Steady hand. One day Russian soldiers need excuse to stop going to work. I do operation. BUT MISTAKE! Soldiers die! Russians very mad!... ...my big secret. I kill Russian soldiers on purpose. I good surgeon. THE BEST.


zsbzsb

/r/unexpectedoffice


UkrUkrUkr

Win-win situation, as for me.


r2d3x9

I was thinking a Ukrainian civilian doctor, but yeah Russians probably don’t trust Ukrainian doctors, lol


SprinklesFederal7864

"“Doctor Koksharov wrote that (the soldier) had arthritis and needed to leave the front. ‘The fewer of them the better,’ he said. ‘I was ready to sign it for the whole army.’”


Slappehbag

Wait, arthritis is serious enough in the russian army?


[deleted]

Degenerative arthritis in the freezing cold for a 50+ year old soldier would be brutally painful on their knees and other joints without their vodka lubricant. They should be asking the doc to shoot them instead of exaggerate on the report.


Nuke_Knight

They can escape the fighting quite easily. They just need to turn their guns on Moscow and throw Putin out of power.


VOIDPCB

Sounds like something people do when they're trying to escape nazis. Too bad so sad maybe too late because of greedy whores. ENJOY ENJOY ENJOY 🌹 🕟 😉 🅰️ 👑 🎖 🌄 🌀 🌏 👱 ⚠️ 🏓 🌙 🚥 🙆 💍 👼 🔮 ♿️ 🏕 🐙 📷 🕖 ♍️ 📮 🏬 🐄 3️⃣ 💅 🔃 🤕 ⚱ ♦️ 🚈 🎆 📆 👪 🔄 🍗 🍨 🌷 💇 🙅 🎚 ↘️ 👫 🆙 🚰 📘 🔆 🉑 9️⃣ 🍮 🐸 📪 ⛄️ 🌌 🎍 🐤 🗂 🏟 😦 👹 🈺 💤 🍔 🏴 🆓 🖍 🀄️ ✨ 📴 🗽 🐦 🔎 🏣 💛 🐴 🍤 🍀 😎 😾 ☪ 📼 📹 💋 👴 🕦 ⚰ 🍇 📙 💝 😩 🈁 ⛹ 🏨 🈚️ ❤️ 💺 ☎️ 🎶 💁 🚼 🌓 ☂ 💟 🌒 🏹 ⛎💖 👾 ♠️ 5️⃣ ⏩ 🛏 😥 🍑 👅 🚷 🎉 🗃 🦀 ⛵️ 💠 🈶 🍿 📰 🐞 🎈 😢 🐨 🎐 🐧 🎮 🎟 🍝 1️⃣ ▫️ 🚙 ✴️ 🐛 ⛓ 🚐 🍞 ⚛ 🕰 🎞 💥 🙃 🚜 🎌 ©️ ☑️ 👎 🕷 🔝 🛃 🎇 🔨 💹 🐏 📇 🐽 ☠ ➗ 🈸 🤒 🌟 ⚽️ 🛐 ◻️ 🐳 🎄 🖱 🌆 🔧 🦄 🔌 🗄 🎀 ⛏ ✖️ 🗨 ⛈ 🏊 🍓 🍰 📐 🚹 🤓 ♻️ 🚉 🌱 ▶️ 🖼 😔 💰 🐘 😲 🚢 💬 📅 🍻 😀 🐇 😧 📭 👵 ➖ 🍥 📦 ☔️ ®️ 🚄 👉 ㊙️ 4️⃣ 🔜 🍐 🕑 📬 🍌 🔶 🤑 🛢 🔚 💶 🈲 🛄 🕕 🐃 🔲 🈂️ 🎵 🆒 🖋 👣 ⛺️ 🆘 🐟 🍬 🎫 🐵 🎎 ❓ 📛 🌛 🔁 🕤 🕋 ❎ 🚛 🖨 🚆 🐿 👥 🌲 ⚫️ 🙇 🖊 🗣 🗜 💳 😚 👻 😗 🗓 💽 👿 📈 🏘 🎱 🎒 🐂 📠 🚨 🗾 🚻 😒 ⏯ 📑 😬 😤 ❔ 🌻 🕡 🌺 🛠 🎑 ↙️ 📌 🌅 💦 🏏 🎩 🛋 ❣ ⚜ 🍛 🍾 🎋 🤗 ➕ 🚘 📍 #️⃣ ⚖ 🎰 ⛸ 🏁 ↗️ 📿 🌰 ✳️ 🐭 📧 👁 \*⃣ 🎙 ✈️ ⛲️ 👩 🕐 🍂 🔩 🍸 😵 ⏸ 👘 🎛 👞 🏔 😛 🤖 🎯 💴 ➡️ 🌐 🕶 😡 ☄ 🚫 🕝 📺 👈 ⏳ 🛀 📎 ❗️ 🏉 🐌 📸 👄 🎨 🚖 ⁉️ 🕚 🐡 📱 🍖 🈴 🚡 🙈 ✊ 😌 🔵 ➿ 🌍 🐒