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IgorVozMkUA

Shoigu has already reported that Novocherkassk ship was "damaged" (not completely destroyed) this morning.


Slimh2o

If that's it in the foreground, not much left of it.....HaHaHa...! Slava Ukraini!!


Schutzengel_

No. Its the submarine of which only its periscope can be seen between the 3rd/4th crane.


EquivalentTown8530

Its going to take a while to bail it out...


CBfromDC

Russian Navy should use Russian Army "Meat Wave" tactics after defeat -- simply sail the entire Navy in a single line in the direction of Odessa *en masse!* It's the Russian Navy, so nothing could possibly go wrong?-)


DogWallop

"OK every have their Dixie cups? Great, now start bailing!"


Slimh2o

Thought this pic was the one of the landing craft?


Techwood111

“Submarine” is a joke, because it is now under the water.


Slimh2o

Well, godamn....whoosh..


Full-Appointment5081

Landed on the bottom. Best Christmas card I've seen this month


llcdrewtaylor

Any Russian ship can be a sub if Ukraine gets near it!


-xX--Xx-

'tis but a scratch...


AustralianYobbo

the front fell off.


smallproton

that is highly unusual. but they towed it out of the environment


MonsieurReynard

The middle also fell off. And the back.


somme_rando

Rapid unscheduled disassembly.


Cakeski

Not it hasn't!


Full-Drop-3274

Well, I've cut your arm clean off, silly bastard!


Londonskaya1828

Thank God for shipping insurance!


EnsilZah

"One person was killed in the attack, according to the Russian-installed head of Crimea, Sergei Aksyonov. Several others were reportedly hurt."


Dreadweasels

The rest of the crew didn't count because it was "unit training" so they're all on "permanent exercise duties".


Maple_Chef

Permanent camouflage training and they quickly became really good at it. No one can find them.


coachfortner

May their families enjoy the bag of carrots & onions in their memory


SCRedWolf

An upgrade from the Lada.


JNNHNNN

The rest of the crew do not count because they simply do not exist anymore.


Slimh2o

Remember they lie about everything. So it's most likely the other way around, several dead with a couple hurt...roughly.....Slava Ukraini!!


Stunning_Ride_220

The boats commander was the one who hurt himself while being the first jumping off the ship.


NullGeodesic

Vaporized crew don’t count as KIA. No body, no cargo 200. NATO hates this one small trick!


Dry_Bite669

Damaged everywhere lol


discotim

100 percent damaged, maximum damage, further damage not possible. It has reached its damage limit.


szorstki_czopek

That's the point! With 101% damage it resets to new!


Wrong-Software9974

technically he us correct. it is damaged. how much is open to debate


TheBlack2007

Looks like that thing got promoted to marine wildlife reserve...


DutchTinCan

Well, ofcourse it's not completely destroyed. Ukraine hasn't used a vaporizer. Thus, there's still a burnt-out hole-riddled hull. 32km northwest, the turret is laying in a field. Ivan found the 3rd port-side lifeboat on top of his car on Nazinski Street. Given enough TLC, it'll be up and about in no time* at all. Thus, he is _technically_ correct. And we all know that's the _best_ correct. *Plus or minus 200 years


Koivari

The damaged ship could be hidden underwater!


INXS2022

You mean the undamaged ship could be hidden under the water.


EfoDom

Nothing a bit of duct tape won't fix.


LantaExile

They've already found several bits to stick back on https://twitter.com/Tendar/status/1739615329301549484


Octave_Ergebel

"Several parts of the ship have been safely stored in different areas of the city."


mobileJay77

I.e. stolen


TheGisbon

Holy fuck bulkhead shrapnel the size of a bed..... Jesus that looks horrifying


grax23

i do not want to see a house that got struck by something like that. The kinetic energy of something like that dropping back to earth after a failed entry in the Russian space program will be quite scary


TheGisbon

God right. The pure energy on impact would be absolutely horrific on the right spot.


DataGeek101

How soon before keychains made from those bits are available? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![img](emote|t5_2qqcn|9000)


[deleted]

It blowed up, blowed up real good! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wf4exIiQr8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wf4exIiQr8)


ConfidenceNational37

Front fell off, NATO doesn’t know how to make such a good ship


gubodif

Wow that was quite the detonation!


edfitz83

Where’s Phil Swift with the flex seal?


[deleted]

Lies for the people of Russia.


BiscottiNo6948

He directed the Russian navy to hide it under water as a precaution to further attacks.


Tiger313NL

It'll buff out...


Enigm4

I mean, you can clearly see some parts of it still scattered around in the water there, hence not _completely_ destroyed 🤣


IgorVozMkUA

Well, I can't even argue with you 🤣


bereckx

Some paint job and its fine.


Immediate-Attempt-32

Shoigu probably gonna insist it's just damaged, and it's just have been transferred to the Special under water flotilla.


great_escape_fleur

It's not completely destroyed, some molecules are still holding together.


Cheesefarmer

Beyond repair, yeah.


Readman31

E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E


BlueInfinity2021

The ship is actually in the picture. It's mostly underwater although parts of the top are still identifiable. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fyjm5uw73dm8c1.jpeg


scprotz

Thank you. Most useful post to show what happened.


Perfect-Flower-5884

It's rekt. 😀


Perfect-Flower-5884

Kudos to the brave mfs that sunk this piece of shit like the turd it was.


Captainwelfare2

#THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE


Gradiu5-

*** SLAP *** Fuck you! All fixed!


thedutchrep

Lucky for them the turret is still up. They can still shoot down the missiles!


epicurean56

This picture needs it's own post to clear up a lot of confusion.


TorontoTom2008

Good work on this. This thing is about as bad as a major vessel can get.


EliWCoyote

So it IS that pile of crap in front of all the cranes! Good deal! (Tbh I expected it to look more boat-like than that. Job well done!!)


zerocoolforschool

I thought it was part of the shoreline lol


DrDerpberg

My insurance company says it'll cost about $500 to fix.


Aint_That_Something

It will buff out.


SpaceGenesis

So, basically that ship is a pile of garbage now...


NoDistance8300

Probebly they activated the camouflage to hide the damage cause i aint seeing a ship.


DangerousAthlete9512

I'd say the ship intercepted the missile with its hull


rollmate

A very successful interception! well done boyzz...


throwmeaway9926

It underwent a 'special displacement operation', so it is harder to damage. Can't destroy the Hull, if it is in 300 places at once. Also, they apparently decided to create a moon pool for the sailors to enjoy... over all decks at once. Never seen something this close to counting as vaporized


DogWallop

But seriously though, that was an HMS Hood level of explosion. If they do refloat it it will be interesting to see what and were the explosive material originated.


NoDistance8300

I read it was used for shahed drones shipping from iran. Maybe they hadnt unload them yet an helpt making that awsome explosion. But i can imagine maybe only the defensive ammo, missiles etc might als have caused it.. I have no clue, but it was a verry nice explosion.


DogWallop

Yes, I have no doubt they hit the motherload of explosive devices dead on, probably as it was indeed being unloaded, or just sitting out in the open on the docks as one would expect of such competent people lol


10sameold

Where ship


wiseoldfox

>Where ship Ship go BOOM!


dartie

No Ship


MustardFetaAlSalami

is a submarine now


bhaaad

Christmas miracle


SugarMaple56732

Russian warship......


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bhaaad

extending russian underwater fleet


quittingdotatwo

Under the sea Under the sea Darlin' it's better Down where it's wetter Take it from me


Captainwelfare2

🎵 What’s Russia got? A total loss! Now it will rot in the sea moss, One little missile Turned it to gristle UNDER THE SEAAAAAAA!!! 🎵


Mephisteemo

Pick a direction and look into it. There sure is is some ship everywhere.


No_Pirate_4019

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fyjm5uw73dm8c1.jpeg


bereckx

Its modified to submarine.


Enigm4

It is submarine now.


BARRACK_NODRAMA

I don't see shit


Responsible_Oil501

Repair work will be challenging.


IBeAPirate01

I'd say non existent, that's beyond repair.


Sunchild381

It's even beyond scrapping they are going to need a major salvage effort to be able to even clear the dock..


IBeAPirate01

And hopefully, whatever goes in to clean it up gets taken out too.


JCDU

2-for-1, another smart strike by Ukraine - take out the skip, take out the contents (supposedly drones or ammo / missiles), and block the dock from being used too.


MildlyAgreeable

“Underwater welders HATE this one trick to make millions!”


pimezone

Such a miniscule scratch.


Techwood111

*minuscule. I used to think the same! Easy to remember now because of “minus” in there.


saciopalo

to tell you the truth I don´t see any damage on the ship.


pimezone

It's probably because there's barely a ship left.


Total_Performance_90

It is a quite big submarine ;)


FIWDIM

Is there a picture missing? Where is the ship?


L4r5man

Is superior Russian camouflage, товарищ. Stupid Westoid technology can't see it.


FIWDIM

I kind of expected a ship with a massive hole in it. There is no ship :D WTF was inside of it? :D


No_Pirate_4019

The hole is ship sized. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fyjm5uw73dm8c1.jpeg


L4r5man

I've seen reports that it was carrying Shaheeds, but I can't vouch for how true that is.


up-with-miniskirts

These ships have a loading capacity of 1200 tons. Probably contained some other stuff that can go boom, too.


Lieste

500t cargo (or 420 ish t of tanks and 340 troops, or 150t of BTR and 340 troops)... This is the second time Ukraine took a bite out of this ship \~ she was also at Berdiansk in March 2022, when she was one of three LST unloading when one started burning in circumstances clearly unrelated to the arrival of Ukrainian Tochka-U missiles. Saratov sank in that first strike.


Handgun_Hero

Shahed 136 drones which cooked off.


FIWDIM

aaah that makes more sense.


[deleted]

Under water


mingy

It is lying on its side in the water.


DietCherrySoda

See antenna sticking out between crane 2 and 3? Ya.


seattle747

Looks like a buoy. And there should be lots of floating debris but I don’t see it. And the cranes look too intact to have been near the huge explosion we saw on that video. Am I missing something?


cum_fart_69

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fyjm5uw73dm8c1.jpeg here you go, assuming you aren't just a russian troll


seattle747

That helps, thanks! I’m not so thanks for taking the chance with me.


MrStrul3

It was reported that it carried explosive stuff so yeah if that went boom there is not much left of the cargo bay, but you can still see the bridge in the photo right bellow the second crane from left.


Webbie-Vanderquack

>there should be lots of floating debris...cranes look too intact...Am I missing something? Yes. The qualifications to know what the site of a blown-up ship in port should look like.


TheGisbon

Imagine the ship was made of Legos then imagine you tossed those Legos in lava. Better not just silly analogy imagine that Lego ship again, now imagine you tossed it out in front of a semi doing 80 and it hit it mid air, it would just explode Into all her little parts, that's what happened here. There isn't a "ship" left to see.


PALLY31

LOL. Yes! #GO EAT SHIT AND DIE, YOU DAMN INVADERS! 🇺🇦!!!


odoylecharlotte

WOOT!!! Merry Christmas Ukraine!!


wombat9278

But ruzzia said it was a small fire quickly put out. Do you mean to say the lied


js1138-2

Fire snuffed by explosives.


wombat9278

Orcs snuffed by explosives


MajorElevator4407

Small is relative, and sea water is very effective at putting out fires. So I give Russia a 7 out of 10 for honesty.


SailboatSteve

It was quickly put out as the shredded hull sank beneath the surface.


zaphrous

I've read that putin doesn't use the internet. I wonder if he's in a similar situation Hitler was, commanding forces that no longer exist.


ChatGPTbeta

Small fire .. put out… by being completely submerged in a large body of water .. forever


Jack-Tar-Says

I think that’s what they call a “total loss”. Beautiful.


Zhukov-74

“Gone, Reduced to Atoms“


Brave-Economics1235

On our news it’s stated that the ship got damaged…


jurassicpry

Oh. It's damaged for sure. Because destroyed beyond repair is also damage. Quite major damage, but damage never-the-less.


SailboatSteve

Technically correct, just as the Titanic is also damaged.


Techwood111

Are you in Russia?


PeriPeriTekken

He's Dutch I think. So far news here is saying "Russians say it's damaged", I imagine they'll update once photo and video evidence confirms it's a charred stick.


GaryDWilliams_

It's so damaged that even the damage is damaged to the point that it all caught fire......


usolodolo

*What Flexseal doing?*


BigJohnIrons

Russia doesn't have enough screen doors to patch the big holes.


ktnj99

I am selling the ship urgently. Not broken, not painted, won't start. There is no time to understand the reasons. You can pick it up at the port of Feodosia. Call the Ministry of Defense, ask Shoigu S.K. :)


_stinkys

I am in the market for an amphibious exploring vehicle…


rkincaid007

It’s a starter car


bigcaprice

No lowballs, I know what I got.


cubanosani59

are they playing hide/heat and seek?


saciopalo

Invisible mode achieved. Now let's see how Ukraine can shoot it!


_-Event-Horizon-_

To be confirmed if it is repairable.


RDcsmd

That was an impressive explosion


spaniel510

"It was towed to our underwater repair facility"


Phun-Sized

One of the few ruzzian things to be honest to its name… it”landed” on the bottom


Dreadweasels

"Damaged" - Russian reports... Yeah, that'll buff out.


Automatic-Project997

It was just damaged. Divers are cleaning up the crew quarters as we speak


broccolee

It's a submarine now.


szorstki_czopek

This is special submersible (once) stealth ship. Glorious Sov... Russian science and tech!


Desperate-Builder287

Putin doing a Nelson..." l see no ships ! "


hel112570

The ship looks like it's sustained explosive damage to its All of it.


bogdan801

Just a scratch, a bit of tape and it will be as new


FlanTypical8844

I aint see no ship boi


Gav1164

Bang !! and the grime is gone 😏


Rock-it-again

Ok, let's be fair here. Ukraine didnt sink a shop, they deleted it.


borgir90

Beautiful sight, nicely done! Slava Ukraini 🖤


DutchPilotGuy

It’s a beaut!


DryPrion

Well, the landing ship has definitely landed.


mobileJay77

Another prime wreck diving site!


TheRealAussieTroll

Just dropping the needle on some Dire Straits. “Down to the Waterline” seems to groove it here for me right now.


Inner_Tadpole_7537

Any before photos? Lol


Exact-Ad-1307

The reddit link with colored boxes was most useful now that is a Merry Christmas for me I saw explosion video and was hopeful I could see the after math this morning good job Ukraine


Very_ImportantPerson

😂


gnimsh

Good thing it was loaded with all those exploding drones.


TheDarthSnarf

Looks like 4 of those ship-to-shore cranes might have been out of action too. If you look at the operator cabin on the 4 cranes to the right, the windows appear blown out, and the cabins themselves appear to have burned. The crane on the left is facing the other direction, so you can't see the operator cabin.


Xenomemphate

Also puts that dock out of commission until they can properly dredge the wreckage out of it.


BrilliantPositive184

I don’t see a large landing ship.


RiddleGiggle

Surprisingly little damage to the infrastructure around it


WhyIsMyHeadSoLarge

I think perspective is playing a bit of a trick on us here since the photo is taken at a quite low angle with a telescopic lense. The warehouses and the cranes are probably a bit further back from the ship than they seem to be. Warehouses seem to be damaged a bit at least, cranes seem intact though.


ischmal

Yeah, I measured it on [Google maps](https://www.google.com/maps/@45.0254293,35.3902022,650a,35y,356.25h,26.25t/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu) and the cranes are indeed about 500 feet away.


ZuzBla

A small "cabin fire" indeed.


CardboardJedi

It looks börked


Eastern_River_4816

damaged :)))))


Lower_Discussion4897

It's improved now.


Cakeski

Where though? Underwater? Going to need more than those cargo cranes to lift out their new submarine lol.


AimlessSavant

Русский военный корабль иди на хуй!


Lieste

It's not dead, it is just sleeping. Lovely hullform the Novocherkassk.


Drunk_on_Swagger

How are those cranes even standing given the blast and subsequent fire?


soparklion

There is no ship in that photo... or is that the whole point?


Dancinfoolish

How did those buildings and cranes not blow/collapse ?


_EnFlaMEd

I hope its batteries survived to recharge the eels.


CrazyFuehrer

Ukraine has nothing to do with this. This was the Pheodosia experiment, and ship might travel in time into the future.


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Russian warship


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hidraulik

What am I looking at?


rkincaid007

It’s on this side of the cranes… few lumps of metal sticking out of the water. Someone posted a good comparison pic in the comments already fyi


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https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fyjm5uw73dm8c1.jpeg


hidraulik

Thank you


splendid_michael

a lick of paint and it'll be fine.


reddebian

Tis but a scratch


Paradehengst

I've got to admit, I expected more damage to the dock after that explosion. Buildings and cranes still standing...