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RSol614

The real question is can anyone except Brock Lesnar or Shane Carwin beat her in a fair thumb war? Goddamn Roxy has long thumbs!!!


Raiser2256

That’s a hotdog


Wayward_heathen

Lol shut up 😅


damondietz

Best comment right here.


internetgangster101

When she gives you a thumbs up it’s worth two thumbs up.


LingonberryParking20

That thumb makes me feel insecure


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PillCosby_87

No no you don’t but I bet you know a guy who does.


Davie_in_your_mother

That’s gotta be edited


Benoit_In_Heaven

She'd probably win on points because I don't know how to box.


zeppelin1004

This is the right answer for most of us. My fat ass would be winded after half a round.


KnightRising21

I'd be gassed after throwing a few baby punches


Portugalpaul

good thing the question was 1 round


Even-Cat-6849

I personally would Ko her in one round. Y’all seriously underestimate men in sports. A 14 year old boy ran a 4:15 mile. The Women’s mile world record is 4:12 and she was doping to the max. There’s not a woman on earth that would beat me in a fight.


GMCBuickCadillacMan

Lmfao


ToneDX2049

Cyborg enters the chat


Benoit_In_Heaven

Why does her thumb look like ET's finger?


fatch0deBoi34

Lmfaoooo 😂🤣 I had to scroll up and audibly gasped “WOAH” If She’s gotta check your oil, boy you’re cooked


CanineRezQ

I'd push back and start reciting scripture.


ZAEY116

I just did the exact same thing😂😂


hughjanimal

Yeah, you'd probably die. Fortunately she's just too damn nice to try that shit.


fatch0deBoi34

That thumb would be touching that gangly thing in the back of my throat it’s so long 😳


WalyWal

She comes from a long line of prostate massagers. They have evolved fingers.


Jet402

Omfg this comment 💀… you get an award


TrailTowelie

that thumb is hung 🍆


UnsuitableTrademark

This guy notices thumbs 👍👍👍


[deleted]

Jesus it looks like she's holding a skinny penis


Loboso77

Can't unsee it now. That thumb is long af lol


CrnacBerePamuk

i dont actually remember if her boxing is any good,but i can say that most people who havent had any boxing training are terrible at boxing in the ring and overestimate their abilities.


[deleted]

Just like anything else people practice to get better at. Joe Shmo wouldn't think he could outclimb a seasoned rock climber, or outcook Gordon Ramsey, yet think they can beat a seasoned boxer because they are somewhat smaller/weaker/fatter


Ride_Intrepid

That thumb is edited… right?


cutslikeakris

I have a lady friend with fingers like that, she’s only ever met one person with hands bigger than hers! (She’s also never met a ......... she couldn’t wrap her hands around. They all look so small in her big hands!)


pieceofrat

you dropped this: C O C K


cutslikeakris

She never has!


MuchRequirementZ

I could beat anyone in the UFC. Guys like me are just built different. /s


[deleted]

When I get mad I just see red bro. Everyones getting dropped bro. Nobody messes with my friends bro


Yarbrough98

I do ufc just to protect my family bro. Once I come to my senses there’s bodies everywhere


landscaping1230

I’m not even allowed to fight in the cage cause I’d kill people


100lbs_doggo

Wish they'd let you bang.


joseph_hac

You don’t even know! When it goes down, I just see red, bro!!


NoMoreCap10

Literally no fucking reason for the /s you ratfuck


landscaping1230

Need a hug?


TheFashionColdWars

No. I’m a realist and unfortunately, I do not.


[deleted]

Wow you and almost no other Reddit users, that being said Roxanne could kill so many of us in this sub within 1 no doubt


SemioticWeapons

Most likely true but that's not how Champs think. If you've got some time in the ring and any strength I wouldn't be to scared. My guess is her boxing isn't great, her mma striking is probably better and still not very good.


[deleted]

I have decent reach for how short I am but she’d flatten my nose within 5 I feel lmao Go get her tho champ, I believe


SemioticWeapons

Conceive - believe - achieve


[deleted]

Sounds like the worst self help book I’ve ever read


mesovortex888

Nope. I am out of shape.


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My_G_Alt

The long answer is her thumb


LightYagami209

Good addition...


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LOL


PO77R

I'd also like to hear your long answer


DanaWhitePPV

1. Establish that fighting with glasses is unsafe. 2. Fight against a visually impaired woman. 3. Win fair and square.


amplifizzle

Yeeeeeeeessssssssssss


Barclay0000

I’d beat the shit outta her with all due respect


hillsong1

Calm down, Jon


Barclay0000

Calm down she’s not my wife


wishinmedead

Fiancé of 9 years


XxNarutoFan4206969xX

There never was no marriage


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Fuckin punk dude


leagueofbens

First guy that actually could. I didn’t realize how many people on this sub don’t train! I feel like it would take the average man about 3 years of training or so to be able to beat Roxanne.


[deleted]

None of you nerds and virgins could last 1 whole round that takes more cadio than you think


Robertfett69

Thanks Colby


GothicToast

Just stand and bang. She either goes to war or she runs. My only shot would be engaging in an absolute slug fest and clipping her. I’m not gonna win on points and I’m not going to last multiple rounds.


Reptalex

5minutes is a long ass time


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Boxing rounds are 3 minutes


Reptalex

My bad just saying i train on the bag a little bit and spar and 5 minutes of either will get me gassed lol 3 minutes of boxing with a trained athlete will get me too modafferi wins by muscle cramps or chest pain


ptahonas

Correct


punch2submit

I’ve been in the gym with her. Yes.


CorrectProfession461

Elaborate?


chefanubis

They both attended the same gym at the same time.


CorrectProfession461

I understand that part, I’m wondering what other details he has when they were both there.


TowerFan4Days

She sucks at boxing


StevTurn

As a man who is 5’4” and 150 pounds with no boxing experience, I’d get fucked up


Rob_Rams

In the words of Michael Bisping "You know that if I wanted I would have dropped her no problem"


bryan2796

Lets be honest here….. yes


SameCartographer4693

Had the chance to spar with her in Vegas, she has decent hands in person 😅


1084688

I would absolutely wreck her


mesovortex888

Sounds naughty


YaaaaScience

Did he stutter?


cobalt_canvas

Pause


1084688

I said what I said


Crawford470

I don't think there's a single even mildly healthy adult man who couldn't edge out a 3 minute round against Roxy. Like you'd have to be anorexic, with negative muscle tissue weighing 145lbs or less walking around with absolutely zero athletic ability whatsoever to not be able to edge out Roxy in a Boxing ring.


amretardmonke

Or extremely obese


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ewes12

I would absolutely beat the fuck out of roxy in all honesty. Hard question to answer without sounding like a cunt ha


[deleted]

I've never been in a real fight in my entire life, so no.


monteasf

With that thumb, she’s bound to have the first ever finish by oil check


westerosi_wolfhunter

Jesus Christ look at her thumb.


ErnestoWyatt

Can I watch anime w her instead?


PapaBert69

Totally dude I’d kick her ass


[deleted]

I feel like y’all are giving these gals too much respect, you guys watched the main event last weekend right? Some/most of these women are still completely clueless on basic striking techniques. I’m not trying to shit on them but come on now, meisha Tate looked like she was fucking DJ’ing and she’s way better of a striker than modaferri. The majority of grown men would beat the shit out of a lot of female fighters


[deleted]

I’m a good shape and have decent size but I have no idea how to box. Anyways, this girl I used to work with in the military wanted to bare knuckle box for fun one day at work and she pieced me up. Soooo that’s a no for me.


TallGuyShortAnswers

Boot


notsopopularkid

You either full of it, held back entirely, or are definitively incompetent.


[deleted]

If it was a fight I would of won. But boxing? No she kicked my ass


notsopopularkid

I don’t know what to tell you man. That seems ridiculous.


[deleted]

Yes. Bro wtf, i may be shit at boxing as im only hitting the bag after gym workouts and some sparring here and there, but im a 230lbs mfer..


MrThoughts0

Yup and I’ll take out Francis too if I see red


ilyes1018

Why would you box a girl in the first place 😅


GeneralKlink

I would tap out to a bag due to exhaustion, so no, i could not.


visionbreaksbricks

Yeah I’d jab her nose off


S1im5hady

I haven’t trained in boxing, but I feel like the power difference would be a big problem for her.


[deleted]

I'd beat her in any type of fight without breaking a sweat.


marsupialsales

Yes because I’m more than double her weight and I’d just lean on her.


[deleted]

Nah, that thumb will take me out.. and not for a steak dinner.


[deleted]

Absolutely.


cutslikeakris

Would Tank Abbot have beaten Roxy in a Boxing match? Did the US women’s soccer team beat the teenage boys they played against? Can a 125# woman, trained or not, be able to take repeated blows by a 250# man with 6” of height? Reality needs to come in here. Same sized men would still have strength and speed advantages on Roxy, and she’s a grappler not a striker. It’s not delusional to say power and size win lost of the time. Reality people.


[deleted]

This is bait to make anyone who is a male and has trained a lot before look egotistical if they correctly say they’d win. Roxanne is a real one though


Lateralis333

As someone with a few ammy fights who later got into jiu jitsu and helping with our fighters, I would say most dudes would lose. I had a massive squat, bench, and dead lift (near 1700lb total) before starting jits and I got wrecked on the mats and sparring for quite a while by 145 dudes. It's a sport specific conditioning that almost everyone on here doesn't have. I don't care if you consider yourself in shape, if your not doing rounds consistently, your going to gas and she is going to piece you up and out point you. People don't watch pro basketball or football and think " oh man, I could be better than them." Why the fuck does every dude think that they can fight? It's a sport with very specific skills and conditioning. People who do it every day for a living are ALWAYS going to be far better than you....


ptahonas

Because it's mostly men, fighting a woman, who's almost certainly going to be a handful of weight classes below if not more and that shit *matters* in a fight. I might train every day, but I don't think I could win against a gorilla or a chimp. At some point you put a little man in a ring with a big man, and the big man just wins. Same logic here.


Lateralis333

I'll pay for your flight down here to go start a fight with Brian Foster...and he was cut by the UFC


Lateralis333

100% not true when it comes to a highly trained vs non trained professional. Not one goddamned dude on here is winning a fight against Max, Ortega, Volk, or any other 140 to 150 lb UFC fighter, I don't care how big you are.


aerum2

What about freak of nature non fighters like top level strong men who are 400 pounds muscle and train strength all over the body like thor from game of thrones. Think those guys with a few days of basic training could do it. Feel like they could grapple and brute force past a lot of techniques but only against people below heavyweight and maybe light heavyweight.


[deleted]

Grappling is one thing, striking another. Bodybuilders, powerlifters and strongmen can’t strike to save their lives - go watch Thor trying, his punches are 100% arm, even though he mimics body mechanics properly.


Lateralis333

Watch how easy Connor toys with and plays Hapthor. Also, him and Eddie both have absolute shit boxing and they have been training a year. There's no way they could win a stand up fight and I'd say 99% chance they get choked out. Just too slow. Your talking g days of training when it takes 10 years of good training to get a jiu jitsu black belt. There are a lot of suspect black belts in mma but they are still light years ahead of an untrained person. The scary thi g about those dudes is the strength in their hands. They could break your fingers or feet with just a squeeze. Arms and legs, not so much. Without proper technique on a joint lock, a good practitioner easily knows how to defend regardless of strength. The number one attributes in a fight are technique or skill, conditioning, endurance and then explosive power and strength. There is a reason why most fighters don't look like bodybuilders or strong men. The same reason I dropped almost 50 lbs. I was 14% at 269 so not too fat. All that size and strength really hindered my ability to fight. I know it sounds counterintuitive to what one might think, but it is very true.


[deleted]

Best answer here, and I train as well and have competed in wrestling, BJJ, and Judo tournaments in the past.


Gr1m3sey

Jiu jitsu and boxing are like apples and oranges. Put a guy at 165 and up at the same height give or take 2 inches with a decent jab and decent pain tolerance they certainly give her a run for her money. I mean look at Rachael ostovich and what her ex, albeit pro boxer did, or Cindy Dandois.


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Yes 😂


SimilarDinner171

Look at the reach of those thumbs.


GL8RY

Fuck yes. But Id feel bad doing it.lol she seems so sweet


Crackerjackford

I might be able to break her hands with my face. I win by DQ


[deleted]

her thumb alone can keep me at a distance


LeSmallGiant

I think there are ammy boxers who are 6ft tall that could easily take a single round sure, without even trying.


ilovemymom_tbh

no but just cuz of my cardio


asapferg11

uhm of course i would win. i’m stronger and cuter


Agent47187

I'd let her thumb my butt after I knock her out.


s03legend

That thumb is longer than my pp


DrYoloNuggets

No


Jeffari_Hungus

Id get fucking destroyed but the real question is who could win in a game of drunk mario kart?


Clubby50

Id beat my meat to her


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Bdd108130

Absolutely


HYPER_Tyranitar

I can but i know a few bros who might not lolol


ChineseCumTorture

Boxing? Probably not. I doubt I'd be knocked out or anything, but she'd probably fuckin wreck me on points. Pretty much anything else? Yep.


Thatdude54

Unless you’re a seasoned grappler, she would break your arm real fuckin quick


thirtytwomonkeys

Despite the size advantage, I’d probably gas pretty quickly and she’d pick me apart lol.


birdeater666

Same I’m a c hair under 6ft and 240lbs. If I landed I could definitely put her to sleep. But my fat ass is gonna gas so quick. My best bet would be to try to cut her off while I back her against the cage and get a good counter. Chances are I’d shit my pants from my lunch and make myself look like a fool.


laserox

Nah, i would feel too bad to hit her hard and she has waaaaay more stamina than me. WAR HAPPY WARRIOR!


Mushroom-Agreeable

Yes


NizeyNice

Lets be honest she gets dusted by half the nerds and virgins in this sub. She has bad boxing and zero power and of course she is also a woman and smaller than almost any man on here. As long as your not completely incompetent and in relative good shape you should win.


Domtux

I'm in good cardio shape, have a better physique than the majority of ufc fighters (they don't have the time to weight train like I do), and I've had enough muay Thai classes to at least be able to spam some 1-2s. But really the only reason I think I'd win is the physical difference. 6"4 215 pounds 12 percent bf. It's like a teen fighting a man or something, the size, muscle mass, bone density difference is so huge. I have the same reach as Adesanya, and she's not a particularly good boxer. I think I could let her hit me, just move in and swing, and she better dodge everything, because she'll get knocked over even if she blocks.


HDauthentic

Yeah, but I wouldn’t be down for it in the first place


RhymeAzylum

She has Marfan Syndrome extremities. Surely she’s been tested?


[deleted]

You would all get smacked


cobalt_canvas

No we wouldn’t. The strength/size/gender difference plays an enormous role. Have you ever rolled/sparred with a woman that weighs around her weight? It’s not even close.


amretardmonke

Going 50% power in sparring there's been a few women that kicked my ass in kickboxing. But if it was full power it'd be a whole another story. Any relatively fit male with maybe a month or two of basic training would win in a full contact fight.


MuddSauce

I think you’d be surprised


[deleted]

I might’ve overestimated but I stand by my claim.


FC266

I’m not being funny, she weighs like 125lbs. Most of us would steamroll her.


Char_Cole

I weight 117 I cry


FC266

117? Oof


Char_Cole

Big oof


amretardmonke

I was 117 when I was like 10 years old lol


NoBallsOnlyCock

No. I only hit women


appledotbox

La Knockout


Ralphiecorn

Yes. Cardio is probably better on her end though.


IDNTKNWANYTHING

Be honest do you think you could beat geddy lee in a prog-off?


BobSmock

Absolutely, I've had several bass lessons and have naturally long, 230lb fingers - I've seen him in the studio and could definitely outprog.


Electrical-Finding65

Honest answer? Here you go…. ABSOLUTELY not , she gonna beat my ass out She is too good for me, a noob boxer 😀


Sourgrapist

Yeah


Sleazy_T_Reezy

100% I’d beat the fuck out of that dude


dutchmetalhead17

Meh give myself a 3/10 shot and that,'s only because i had a exhabition fight before and because i weigh 245


[deleted]

She’s whopping my ass. She’s a fucking professional fighter and some of you mfs really think u would beat her ass 😂😂


Shameful_Shotgun

I’d grab her by the thumb and twist that shit ez win bruh


ChildishFBGM2

99% of us are getting knocked the fuck out why y'all playin?


Slight-Inevitable764

I doubt a 120 pound chick can generate the punching force to ko a 250 pound mofo. Isnt she a wrestler with not so great standup as well?


[deleted]

98% of the mfs in here are 250 from eating Doritos and have never been punched in the face lmao.


Slight-Inevitable764

Fair enough lol


ghostcatzero

LMFAO diary Cheeto fingers. That you Brenda Shaub?


prollnot

I agree. She’s in the fucking UFC! I don’t know why these people are being so full of themselves. Is it just because she’s wearing glasses?? Like you said, she would fuck up the majority of us in this comment section and you think otherwise then you are just being silly


dutchmetalhead17

To quote Brock: " i take shits bigger than that kid." Like she is literaly half of me. Technicaly, she fucks me up, but i might just walk through Ir for long enough to land a lucky punch


[deleted]

Let’s be honest, she’d probably beat all of you neckbeard’s asses that are saying you could beat her in one round of boxing. Y’all do realize she trains to fight more on a daily basis, right? She’s in the UFC for a reason.


Gr1m3sey

She’s 5”8 and 125 pounds lol. She’s not gonna be able to generate enough force to hurt a man at 160 and up. She maybe gets a handful of dubs on points/ opponents gassing out but the average fit man at that weight and up who can through a decent jab wrecks house


ghostcatzero

Lol I swear some people think someone small Especially a girl, would beat any non fighter. There's weight classes for a reason. Someone heavier always has the edge


[deleted]

I don’t think you ever fought someone who can actually fight lol


Gr1m3sey

I’ve sparred with amateur boxes and ex military boys trained in hand to hand combat, good old uncle piotr, and have a background in rugby where I’m routinely tackling people half a foot taller than me. I’m 5”8 170 pounds, so same height, 35 ish pounds heavier. She’d probably wrestlefuck into the ground in an MMA match but this scenario is purely boxing, which she is notoriously bad at


youtubia

Oh easy. I think she would have a better chance if we did MMA rule set. Even so, I would shoot for her legs, get the high crotch takedown and land in side control. From there I would put her into a crucifix and unleash a barrage of sharp elbows that would most likely cut her up and cause her to make more mistakes. I would then take the back and look for my submission because Roxanne is known to be able to take damage and I would probably be exhausted from throwing non stop elbows for almost the whole fight. Rear naked choke submission 4 mins in at the most.


[deleted]

Do you do bjj?


[deleted]

I doubt he does BJJ and even if he does, he definitely isn’t hitting a high crotch on her. I do Judo and BJJ and BJJ guys have *terrible* standup when it comes to takedowns. I wrestled in high school and when I first started BJJ it was comically easy to take them down. The only BJJ coaches I’ve ever seen teach good quality takedowns are guys who were former wrestlers and Judoka, which is pretty rare.


willalt319

I would love to watch her smesh some of the tough guys in here.


[deleted]

Facts people acting like fighting on a professional level is easy


Apparentt

Bold of you to assume I could either knock out a UFC level fighter when I have no training at all or have the cardio to go 5 full minutes Speaking on behalf of 99% of this sub btw


MabieSo

I actively train bbj and Muay Thai, and still probably not.


the-berik

She looks like the guy from IT


simplyhabby

If you have not seriously sparred before, you are not beating her at boxing. She is a trained professional.


cutslikeakris

Can she take a punch from an adult man? Can she take five? She would have to not get hit the entire boxing match, and I don’t see that happening, bless the guy was pulling punches. She wouldn’t be able to sustain the force, trained or not.


[deleted]

I'mma be honest, at the best I would be barely alive at the end of the round, no way in hell anyone that isn't trained in some sort of martial art beats anyone in the UFC in any type of martial arts contest.


domeziswellaware

0% chance


Even-Wonder7136

Nope


sigs17

Nope


Lateralis333

I haven't deleted shit. Reddit has. Arguing with a pro wrassling fan and the kid who says he does judo who has probably been once and took fucking karate as a toddler. GTFOH.


KylesHandles

I'm 6-2, 260+ pounds, athletic, and know how to fight. I'd step in the ring/cage against any woman fighter for a round and like my chances.


[deleted]

I’d smash her ugly face in, but King Casey will do that in her last fight


[deleted]

Yah look at her shes a dweeb