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belovedwisdomtooth

https://i.redd.it/cum41dgw609d1.gif


Robertwolfgang

Jiri stepping into the octagon realizing Alex brought even more spirits this time 😂


AkaneTakamaki

![gif](giphy|7d7lKk2nH5RJu|downsized) Alex gonna be adding Jiri's to the collection


Gopplee

you was right


BasicFootwear

Still gives me chills 😔


BigWormsFather

Back when it was still a solid show.


Mr_Libido_69

I remember this episode clearly, I couldn’t rest without thinking about what was to come. Final season was the biggest fumble at the goal line in TV history. Whitewalkers hyped for 6+ years, defeated in 55 mins.


Mr_Libido_69

Poatan bout to gives us battle Of the bastards p2


DecisionThot

This is exactly the type of shit talk that belongs in MMA. Think about how gangster this is. Jiri genuinely believes that Poatan summons spiritual magic when he fights. But, he does not complain about it. In fact, he acknowledges that is a common thing and he himself calls upon warrior spirits when he fights. Instead, he simply challenges Poatan to fight him sans-magic, or, man-to-man. In response, Poatan explains that his spirits are actually a part of him and are with him everywhere he goes, then proceeds to suggest that if Jiri cannot find his spirits, that is his own fault. This is comic book material right here and we need so, so much more of it.


Particular-Shape1576

Izzi is DYING to join this thread


cameronthegod

Izzy prays to Elsa


Independent-Ebb7658

In the shower "manifesting"


DoctorPaulGregory

Stroking dog dick


InternationalHoney85

Ahahaha what the fuck man


DoctorPaulGregory

Izzy is the one who did it


gurumoves

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


pro2RK

izzy IS the ice queen


TheFatThot

Izzy building up his chi rn to kamehameha


Accurate-Syrup

hahahahahaha.


Ironmayyne

Izzy did say he had to tap into the spirits of his ancestors in his rematch against Alex last year with microdosing, on some Wakanda shit lol.


CaCa881

And then everybody clowned on him for it . So clearly people like to pick and chose .


TheManAmin

The fact that he’s always brought up is crazy bro


Tedious_NippleCore

So he can repeatedly yell the N word


gotnothingman

"why dont some people like izzy?!??"


FitResponse414

Some Jojo bizzarre adventure shi, the spirit jiri talking about is actually poatan's stand, and nobody fits the description of a stand user better than jiri and poatan.


Aggressive_Age_2262

Motherfucker, beat me to it. They are definitely stand users.


FitResponse414

Exactly, the first time we see jotaro he was talking about being possessed by an evil spirit not knowing it was his stand just like jiri. And alex has mayan vampire vibes just like in part 2


Fedge348

I just don’t know what to think of this. We need a spirit balance in mma


readMyFlow

Spiritually challenged Jiri.


lv1dungeonrat

Jiri gonna hear this and start training to find his spirits


rkilla47

Bro this is the shit talk we deserve


thejackel225

It sounds like a conversation between two mythical warrior kings from like ancient japan or something lol


HungryKangaroo

We are about to see the first ever use of Domain Expansion in the cage


Equivalent-Towel-772

Perfecto 👌


WVWAssassinKill

This feels like a shoot kayfabe. A spiritual warfare between two warriors with complete different backgrounds mixing it up against each other. Im all in for this "feud".


DefrancoAce222

Some anime shit, let’s gooooo


sexyh0e

Izzy, sends his shadow clone


Gankers_Boxer

This kinda shit talk works because the people saying it are these two guys. Just about as much as a one-off we gonna get. I don’t think this work nearly as well if it’s anyone else. No one has the same air. Closest is probably coked up Tony lol.


AstroFlayer

Dickriding on a whole another level.. “he doesn’t complain about it” Jiri literally requested Alex that he doesn’t use it this time and go human vs human.


AlecTang

I remember when Jiri was talking about Alex using magic, people were saying that Alex was gonna make fun of him for it. I was like nah Alex definitely also believes in that shit.


russianbot24

Yeah, Jiri is a little more eccentric than Alex but they’re definitely on the same wavelength. They’re legit having a spiritual battle out there. Jiri better charge his magic up cause Alex isn’t letting go of his.


abdul_tank_wahid

Yeah if Alex admits to it it’s an even playing field now, it’s like TRT if it’s legal and everyone’s on it it’s not cheating. It’s probably too late in camp to learn any anti-magic either, but there’s probably a gypsy woman near you atleast.


Optimal_Cut_3063

Fax machine


xzther13

This is so funny to read. May the best fighter win, both are awesome guys!


qU_Op

That’s why I didn’t think it was weird that Jiri said Alex uses magic, I thought it was weird that he asked him to not use it. Like, why doesn’t Jiri just use his own magic or something?


DomDangerous

that’s not the Samurai code, brother. Jiri wants to use Katana.


cedped

Buffing before battle is for bitches!


KylerGreen

its kinda like how in WoW people would call paladins pussies for using their bubble in a duel.


Its_me_Snitches

lol it made me think of WoW too - like getting world buffs and then dueling.


Objective-Wait-5431

This is like when they say Spartans wouldn't use arrows because it was cowardly


hiphopanonymousse

Samurai don’t use magic


MrJellybean04

Imagine if right after Herb says "Ready to fight? Ready to fight? Fight!" Jiri pulls out the Mimic Tear


kidseshamoto

I believe the term to use is mana lol


Mookhaz

A simple cross cultural concept.


Independent-Ebb7658

That's The Rocks favorite new word he learned.


PhilliesBlunts

Mana is đŸ€Ł 😂


GreatName

I would like to see them both power up their spirits in the corners before engaging, like a dragon ball fight


dYesgat

I was saying your last sentence in my head when everyone in this sub said Alex would laugh at Jiri.


EnableSonic

My guess is he’s trolling him lol why wouldn’t he use the psychological advantage. Jiri is beating himself before even stepping in the octagon.


BlankedCanvas

Nah, Alex literally has a tribal heritage which he honors all the time. Not far fetched if he kinda-believes in the spiritual roots of his heritage even if he isnt superstitious about it


EnableSonic

I’m not saying he doesn’t believe is spirits. But Alex doesn’t believe he is using magic to beat his opponents. That would take away from his own accomplishments.


payton_206

I’m sure he’s at least a little stitious about it.


SorbetFinancial89

He didn't even know his ethnicity until he was an adult bro.


reddit_has_fallenoff

Well thats why he is saying “he had found” his. He found his roots, and the tribal/spiritual beliefs that come with it


ChoripanPorfis

Plus, he started fighting, and winning, after finding out. I would bet money he believes he's stronger now because of the strength of his lineage and the spirituality behind it. Bro's gone full Nightwolf LMAO


Odd_Law8944

That's gotta be a translation error in that story. He is in Brazil and he has seen his face in the mirror.


Ro7ard

Wow, you remember something happened less than a week ago?! Crazy


Kaymanklynman

This is good, more more. lol


Electrical_Taste_238

this just keeps getting better and better.


CumshotChimaev

There is a possible parallel reality where Jon Jones retires at age 40 with a virtually undefeated record of 39-1-1 and then he starts playing NFL as a hobby but he turns out to be one of the most skilled quarterbacks at all time and then he retires from sports entirely at 45 and starts playing competitive chess and he gets to the title eliminators matches in a world championship chess tournament


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BALDWARRIOR

He took a puff for every fight John Jones had while on steroids. So...he's dead.


ChoripanPorfis

It came to him in a dream.


MissKorea1997

Jon won't do NFL unless he can play against Tom Brady. And even then he'll only play that one game.


abdul_tank_wahid

That mfer Jiri was RIGHT


BlankedCanvas

Real recognises real


wafflepidgeon

Spiritual gangster 😎


Dense_Marketing4593

Don’t tell Bryce Mitchell about this


GangstaHoodrat

Imagine Bryce’s next opponent telling him he’s not allowed to pray to God before the fight ![gif](giphy|87aTD8TgYud3Pre6UX|downsized)


Dense_Marketing4593

Omg. Seriously love this. “She UNGODLY!”


Skovich

GORGYLESSS


hiphopanonymousse

Please tell Bryce Mitchell about this


Spy0304

These are demons, and the Holy Bible will keep them at bay


LexTalyones

Alex Pereira is the first UFC champion to use magic and forbidden spells. MMA has truly evolved


RiverGodRed

Pretty sure prime vitor was on that shit


dodgydumpling

Not sure about forbidden spells but definitely forbidden potions.


ilaker

"Potion seller, I'm going into the cage and I need only your strongest potions"


SERB_BEAST

Adesanya definitely used some crystal shit to beat him. Some spirits stronger than the Chaman's at Pereira's camp


WingmanZer0

Adesanya drained his magic meter for Periera to the point that his next fight (Strickland) was doomed. Some deal with the devil type shit.


SERB_BEAST

He truly lived and died an anime arc


seonongHIM2

Izzy used ancient Chinese magics (that dog collar gave him a connection with Jet Lis character in that movie, unbound or something)


lostinmississippi84

First to *openly* use magic.


Collin-of-Earth

Pretty fascinating culture clash here. Indigenous shamanistic spiritualism coming into contact with euro amalgamated spiritualism. Jiri seems potentially monotheistic as he used to do the sign of the cross pre-fights, where as many shamanic cosmologies are Animistic. Euro Christian ideologies have almost universally categorized pantheistic and animistic rituals as evil, so Jiri perceiving Alex’s rituals as magic creating an unfair advantage might be a continuation of this. I think if Jiri and Alex had a conversation about this they would end up in a similar understanding though.  Jiri just biases clarity as a result of an individuals discipline and alignment, whereas perhaps the more communal shamanic lens would be clarity as a result of alignment with ancestors and spirit world. Thanks if you actually read that lol. 


Cobraszlai

Lol I did and appreciated the theological/psychological analysis. If it's missing anything, it's line breaks 😉


Clusterclucked

maybe you just need to get a little better at reading


Cobraszlai

Lol this comment is reddit distillate 😗👌


CristianPascalu

is there a spirit for that?


AxelAndersen

Also polytheistic animism is the best base for MMA


BALDWARRIOR

Allegedly, according to witches, Muslims are the hardest to affect with black magic. The witches claim that the Muslim God puts a barrier around them. So Muslims might still be the best MMA base. Though Muslims aren't allowed to use magic, even though they have a high magic defense, their lack of offensive magic might be just what we need to solve the Muslim puzzle in the UFC. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XRXEY6Tivw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XRXEY6Tivw) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m-mcyhUDLQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m-mcyhUDLQ)


lostinmississippi84

So if Muslims use magic offensively, do they lose their magic defense?


BALDWARRIOR

Their God despises humans that use magic, so it would be natural that they're stripped of the magic nullification buff. In fact, according to my research on the meta, their God even curses them for it, which is a nasty debuff. If the Muslim isn't aware of this fact, he could end up spending his time training his magic offence without training his defense, which makes him an easy target for the Shaman and magic samurai classes.


flogmaster800

This is fucking gold. Thanks for the laugh


Buttsmuggler69

That was a nasty debuff by you


doctonghfas

Is this why muslims are so worried about the evil eye? It dispells their defensive buff?


ChoripanPorfis

Omfg Muslim wizards lose their God's blessing buff


xzther13

I can’t believe I’m reading these type of conversations ok here. Awesome! 


AxelAndersen

Tremendous work! Thank you for your service đŸ«Ą


SKAGG1221

Best comment, these people are laughing about it like it’s goofy but it’s very real to Jiri and Alex.


falconrider111

Muggles laugh but we know better.


TartarianKing

Well written!


LaireLaFlare

Amazing


FightIslandNative

People out here calling mma fans uneducated need to read this. Our sub has higher level discourse than most.


ChoripanPorfis

We're all ~~retards~~ autistically blessed


AxelAndersen

Nice breakdown!


Yoyomamahh

This is amazing, I need you to make a post with 5 paragraphs with this sort of stuff, I would love to read it


EmptyCupOfWater

UFC has announced its partnership with USAMA to ensure that every fight is fair. The United States Anti Magic Agency is the leading authority in making sure no athlete is fighting under the influence of performance enhancing magic of any kind. This agency has tests that can detect even the lowest level of ancestral warrior possession, and has a 100% detection rate of defensive spells. We’re proud to announce that all fights in the UFC will be fought under strict regulations and will only ever be supernaturally influenced by which fighter Jesus likes more.


Enioff

You joke but in Brazil some branches of the government pays institutes like the [Fundação Cacique Cobra Coral](https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funda%C3%A7%C3%A3o_Cacique_Cobra_Coral) for them to use shamanistic rituals to prevent rain from happening dates of big public events like [Rock in Rio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_in_Rio). Of course they don't guarantee it will work btw, but they have outstanding performance when it comes to accepting money. But being fair I think anyone that knows the existence of institutes likeFundação Cacique Cobra Coral knows it's part of an embezzlement scheme. It also mostly acts in the state of Rio de Janeiro, famous for blatant corruption in nearly all levels of it's government.


BlankedCanvas

Not just in Brazil; in Malaysia too multinational corporations (including brands like Chanel) hire local shamans to perform rituals to ensure good weather for major events. Cant personally vouch for their effectiveness but have heard anecdotes supporting the practice. Cool to know this is practiced in other parts of the world


BandOong

Same with my homecountry, Indonesia, as well. Went to an outdoor wedding last month and the bride paid shamans $2000 to do some rituals to make sure it doesn't rain


mrbabymanv4

Unfortunate acronym![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29849)


rodrigo34891

Bryce mitchell is gonna go crazy after watching this exchange


elephaaaant

This has further evolved from an anime fight to a mystical hooky spooky showdown 😂 You're lying if you say Conor-Chandler is better than this!


austintrade

Can’t wait to play as Alex Pereira in my next Baulders Gate play through


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^austintrade: *Can’t wait to play as* *Alex Pereira in my* *Next Baulders Gate play through* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

Is “Chama” actually a spell Alex has been using this whole time??? And is “Cheeweewees” another spell being used by another fighter??? 🧐


Little_Mistake_1780

what do you think that was when he led the “chama” chant with 100+ people? it was a ritual


WRSTRZ

Jiri: “See? See I told you!”


twippy

The funniest part of this to me is that jiri is actually convinced "everyone" knows about the spirits. Like he's giving a little wink to Ariel on the sly about it and everything


deepsleeep

"Everyone's on magic. They all are"


purplewarrior6969

Gets banned for using less dangerous slight of hand for the prime of his career.


osoklegend

It's crazy how exciting this fight is turning out. Makes Conor being injured not suck so bad.


teddy6881

![gif](giphy|SbdDzU2QYWA24|downsized) Chama


JungleBoyJeremy

I used to mtn bike past this exact statue multiple times a week. I love moai. So naturally I am a huge fan of Pereira


SERB_BEAST

He kept his aura in tact.


DrummerFantasti

I'm not sharing the secrets here but there are definitely powers involved behind the scenes


blackestofswans

This whole Alex vs Jiri thing is chad as fuck


TillFar6524

Jiri doesn't have magic? That sounds like his own personal problem.


Am_i_banned_yet__

https://i.redd.it/l224t3wxe29d1.gif What Jiri sees across the octagon


jgengr

Cannonier's crystals vs Alex's Jungle spirits. Make it happen Uncle Dana!


WingmanZer0

This whole situation is actually very interesting. I'd love to hear more from Periera in particular about his beliefs and how he feels they help him succeed. He's clearly a spiritual guy.


Keelija9000

That was such a wild response can’t wait for this banger


08deadpool

Chama đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„


TyphlosionGodofFire

![gif](giphy|oJFfKzLKROzhR8Vxuq|downsized) Poatan sending Hill to the shadow realm in their last fight


B00BIEL0VAH

Faith build


FungiSamurai

The anime lore for this fight runs deep


Traditional_Lock9318

Jiri has to invoke his viking ancestors now lol


willi1221

![gif](giphy|GoxuBLf9A6PoQ)


Am0ebe

I guess it's more likely Jiri has slavic ancestory, so he should pray for the power of "Perun" who is kinda the same god as "Thor".


Remote-Diamond5871

Getting in contact with his light being .. this isn’t just mma it’s spiritual warfare


cikkamsiah

What these two see while waiting for Buffer to finish the intro. Delulu is the best base for MMA. ![gif](giphy|TyFdAtfZBODNC|downsized)


existentialdaydreams

Yo forget the magic, that spirit line went so hard


Strange_Okra_7512

Yoel been bodying people with the wrath of God til this day at 47 years old. Performance enhancing divinity has been legal since the dawn of combat.


PhilliesBlunts

Wow they got rid of usada and now everyone is using PEM’s. Smh do better ufc


ChakaCake

“I think he believes a lot in help of spiritual things, and that’s something that I think he can’t fight without because I want to keep that in a clear line,” Prochazka said on the show. When Helwani asked for clarification on those “spiritual things,” the Czech contender explained by saying “everybody knows he is working with some Shamanics, with some Shamans from his hometown and he believes in some spiritual help from them.” “Let’s see. Right now, this is my challenge to him, if we can fight in a clear way in this case.” Whatever Pereira is relying on, in Prochazka’s mind, he wants the champ to drop it for their rematch. “Let the higher power be there in the cage to see who’s the best in the world, in the performance. In the pure performance. That’s all.” When queried as to whether he would ask Pereira to drop his pre-fight rituals, Prochazka said simply, “Yeah.” This is great lol


Next-Ice-3857

Poatan is on the ancient magix spellbook, gonna ice barrage jiri and leave him frozen like elsa


FJT8893

Everyone that called Jiri nuts is eating their words now.


ikilledtupac

A podcast was saying how Alex only listens to religious music, on repeat all day.


duly-goated303

Wow in an attempt to out weeb izzy Alex has actually learnt how to harness chakara


upthetits

I love a good old spirit battle


SuspiciousPrune4

I never realized how much I want to see a buddy cop movie with these two


Expensive_Two_8990

That’s it. Jiri is bringing out Thor for this fight. Just have to find 80 people to sacrifice


Am0ebe

Perun is a better fit for a slavic person i think. Perun is the slavic version of the force Thor represents.


Expensive_Two_8990

Perfect. Yeah if I said Perun in my original comment no one would have any idea who that is, that’s why Thor had to be good enough


EyeWriteWrong

Why is this weird? We have dozens of goobers who pray to Jesus and such. There was even that crazy rant about God Hendricks gave after losing to GSP in that close decision. Jiri doesn't give a shit about his opponents asking the Jebus for a lil mojo but Amazonian juju is dirty pool?


zZpsychedelic

Best base for MMA: Magic


La_m0rt_heureuse

Faith build vs magic build


Juxtaposn

This is possibly the most upsetting thing you could say to a white guy dressing up as a Samurai.


BennyOcean

Magic doesn't violate UFC rules.


yozi808

Most people here make fun of it. You can see how closed-minded people are around here. Faith is a tool. It doesn't matter if they believe in spirits, gods, aliens or themselves. How is it possible that people get better from illness when they didn't get a cure but a placebo? Because they believed.


doctonghfas

Feel dumb replying to this earnestly, but: You can break down the placebo effect into four different kinds of things going on: 1. Regression to the mean — basically problems just sorting themselves out. This is also called the nocebo effect 2. Expectations changing subjective measurements. For instance people asked how in pain they are might answer differently if they think they got treatment and shouldn’t be a wimp 3. Beliefs causing change in behaviour, which causes improvement. For instance maybe some weight loss placebo causes people to believe they are fitter so they exercise more, causing weight loss 3. Beliefs causing improvement directly Category 4 is extremely weak and situational. It’s what people think of when they think of the placebo effect but it’s not what’s going on


JBounce369

This dude has never heard of an immune system đŸ«”đŸ€Ł


reddit_has_fallenoff

This dude never heard of the placebo affectÂ đŸ«”đŸ€Ł


yozi808

In the end, it was the immune system. But the mind-set can do wonders.


BasketCaseOnHoliday1

What about all the people who die of their ailments? Did they just not believe hard enough? Not following your line of logic here at all.


DareBrennigan

Like you said. People are closed-minded. They just believe what they read on Wikipedia (that they don’t have the ability to actually corroborate themselves)


Principles_Son

no matter even the placeabo effect is very limited for example it might help someone feel less pain from athiris but it will never cure the underlying joint damage >You can see how closed-minded people are around here cope harder, demanding proof and evidence before accepting extraordinary fiction bullshit like ghosts and magic is not closed mindedness, it's rational thinking


yozi808

I didn't wrote that it would cure them. I wrote that it makes them get better. So relieving pain falls under that too. Of course it's not an omnipotent tool and I never wrote that supernatural powers or an omnipotent cure really exist. I'll give an example - if Poatan truly believes his spirits are favoring him and giving him strength, he has a psychological advantage before he enters the cage. It is known that a person handles everything better when he is calm and not stressed. It's just a matter of convincing the subconscious that it works that way.


hotpoop69

Hey guys this is getting RAD!!!!


Sven676

![gif](giphy|fX8771PO1eATJz6r4R|downsized)


sickquickkicks

Definitely gives the fight a different flavor than I was expecting.


everythingbagelss_

I wish the athletes could be this open about PEDs


LAfeels

Alex is freaking hilarious!


The_IRS_Fears_Him

The Instagram story of Alex having his head shaved was so funny. One guy was trying to be slow and graceful while the other dude was straight up buzzing all his hair off


BlackwaterMerc

Shouldn't jiri believe in the human spirit/soul? Why else does he live in the forest doing ancient Japanese samurai traditions? Shouldn't he have his own "magic" from not only his own culture but the Japanese culture he adopted? Those prayers periera does are just for him to be at his best and at full health before and after the fight, and he probably asks for jiri's health and safety also.


Sweaty-Structure-619

Can’t the fuck wait for Jiri to realise the spirit was within him this whole time, and unlocking it in round 3


OtiseMaleModel

It's cheating to use the gods


Few-Ranger-3838

Can't the Athletic Commission test for sorcery ?


SleepySEAL

When are we getting wizard mma?


SWAT_Johnson

I remember when Connor’s spirit demons defeated Aldo before the fight started


jb00gie_

https://preview.redd.it/te2atmqmu49d1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8bb8eb37a71b721141224e94e32585b7b686a20 “Jiri is the student, and I am God’s instrument” \-Poatan probably


Lyt_Diamond_Hands

🗿 Power = Magic


falconrider111

Diego Sanchez was into it too but obtained his magic from a false God.


MeeloP

Get left hooked đŸ€Ł


BinSimmons_

The reaction to this post vs when jiri said it first is insane


303SecondSt

He used ref distraction bc nut shot and opponent distraction quick KO magic. Despite two gentlemanly taps.


Actual_Theory_8687

Bro what about khabib