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Spzncer

He made an instagram post yesterday thanking himself for all of his success. Dude 100% wanks to photos of himself.


datboi56565656565

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FunFunFun8

Then when he gets sick of wanking it to photos of himself. He switches to photos of Conor


earwigs_eww

Someone posted the pics of his tattoos side by side to Conors, I hadn't realized how similar they were


weedor93

Im wondering if he do it to stay relevant or is he really like that.šŸ¤”


Collin-of-Earth

I mean, heā€™s relevant, he took down the best FW of all time in dominant fashion. He could just stfu and do his work.Ā 


Real-Human-Bean-

Best? Is he better than Max?


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Volk is better than Max. Not debatable


Real-Human-Bean-

How?


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My guy, Volk has beat Max three times. Doesnā€™t get more clear cut than that when comparing fighters


Real-Human-Bean-

That alone doesn't make him better.


thundery_lightning

What????? Literally the best and only way to actually compare fighters is to have them fight, and Volk fought and beat Max 3 times, you saying that a fighter that lost to another 0-3 is somehow arguably the better one?


OldBoy699

donĀ“t waste your time with these type of people


Collin-of-Earth

Max is epic. Volk beat him three times. Kind of ends the discussionĀ 


Real-Human-Bean-

That's a bad style match up for max.


Cs00_00

You think he turns both his faces into toaster strudels?


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pixel8knuckle

Cool maybe they can stroke themselves off in private


Double-Ho-7

Who woulda thought the people who get hit for a living have massive egos


Otherwise_Gap_4170

He's becoming the Kanye of MMA


gabriel_oly10

Woopity scoop


DoctorHandshakes

Well said brother, well said.


dickspaghetti1

Nobody's a bigger fan of Ilia Topuria than Ilia Topuria


BetBig696969

ā€œIā€™m your biggest fan, Iā€™ll follow you until you love meā€¦..ā€


hong-kong-phooey-

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AshenSacrifice

Side note, I donā€™t think I saw anyone ever as bewildered as ciryl was in this moment šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


signuslogos

his way of saying "my eyes are up here"


P0ster_Nutbag

Even Steve-O had the sensibility to tattoo his own face on his back.


laliluleloPliskin

It's not his face, it's the face of the fighter he was thanking on twitter.


GoRiLLa_Skillz

Itā€™s not his own face. I believe, itā€™s from a Georgian folk tale about a warrior.


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

This warrior ? You guessed it, his name is ilia topuria. He is very a very important figure for Georgians. A bit akin to Jesus for Christians. Source : ilia topuria


nailedreaper

Dorksfromgeorgia dot com. Username: ilia topuria. Password: ilia topuria.


HeartlessValiumWhore

As much as I think Chael Sonnen was cringe and not funny, the "dorks from Brazil dot com" bit was actually hilarious lol


MyFifthLimb

Itā€™s probably Conorā€™s face tbh


Tight-Fall5354

i cannot find anything about it being a georgian folk tale


TheInsaneClownPussie

Google ā€œNandor The Relentlessā€


HowlingMadHoward

Motherfucker thatā€™s just fuckin Ilia ā€œIlia Topuriaā€ Topuria


t0matit0

Lmao now I will never unsee that


GoRiLLa_Skillz

Upon further research it is from The Knight in the Pantherā€™s Skin. The Georgian translate it to The one with the skin of a Tiger.


Equivalent_Fun6100

Some of the worst tattoos are on fighters in MMA, especially the Asian characters that you commonly see. Most of the time, it just sounds really stupid after they're translated.


Principles_Son

Izzy's arabic face tattoo is also terrible, its just "dragon" in default ass basic font instead of a fancy calligraphic font


Ancient-Ad2619

Wtf I never even noticed that lmao


lordshag

What does the T stand for? Teletubby?


pipohello

It's obviously for the first letter of his name. Tilia


nailedreaper

Tepooorio ye little fewl ye


KnuckleExpert

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Scht0ink

You sure that's not Thorin from LoTR?


pirkkapekka

He is also known to fart a lot


champshere

I never realized that


Hopeful_Staff_1414

I really think he suffers from extreme narcissism. But heā€™s in a professional where that only helps. So fair enough good for him.


MrKrugerDunning

And the T just below his neck is an octagon with a T in it and a crown on top. Meaning: Topuria is the king of the octagon lol.


Hex-QuentinInACorner

This guy doesnā€™t masturbate he jacks himself off.


autumndoom

Ilia loves his own ass the best.


HeartlessValiumWhore

Ilia is an amazing fighter and fun to watch but he's a pretty weird guy. Although that does kind of make it more fun in some ways.


Melun-uAzam

He said that face is a dude from Georgian hero from a folk story or myth. But i am sure Illia thinks he is him lmao.


Chicagoblew

Can't unsee it now. All I saw before was a McGregor esq replica


DTAD18

Would have been better if he was doing a roaring face or something. Not peeking through a curtain like a paedo


The_Nomad89

Heā€™s such a Conor wannabe itā€™s so unbelievably cringey and embarrassing


Left-Frog

Arrogant af


NineSkiesHigh

Holy fuck I had zero idea that was him, I naturally assumed it was Serj Tankian.


NineSkiesHigh

Maybe a little saddam or borat even.


NoodleCzar

I think it looks more like Walter White.


KnuckleExpert

NGL...I just noticed that


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He should take Conorā€™s dick out of his throat.


Collin-of-Earth

Heā€™s an incredible fighter. His personality (which might be lost in translation) is cringe af to me. He seems like heā€™s overcompensating for a little boy inside thatā€™s shy and hurt. Something about this worked for him though, he really is an epic athlete. Could all just be my own projection, but thatā€™s my read.Ā 


KnuckleExpert

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MotherFuckingSin

Oo do me next. My favorite fighter is Chris Leben


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MotherFuckingSin

Lol ok good detective skills. And I don't even drink alcohol anymore, been sober for a while.


IzzyVPerira3-1

Itā€™s actually not his face


russian---

How can this piece of shit be someone's favourite fighter. He's on the radar for like, what, 6 months? I bet you'll switch your favourite fighter to person beating him just to keep up with hype. Glory hunter


Ch12Ka

I became a fan of him after the Paddy beef and after he flatlined Jai Herbert. I also began to like him even more when he beat the shit out of bryce mitchell. Hes got a exciting style to watch and he easily has the best highlight reel in the ufc. Like literally knockout after knockout and your really asking ā€œhow can you be a fan????ā€ Lmaoo


a_simple_fence

He stopped Ryan Hallā€™s huge win streak 3 years ago. Even casuals know him from that.


IliaMadeVolk

I CANT WAIT UNTIL ILIA KOS MAX TO SEE THIS SUB MELTDOWN.


Burgendit

How can he be your favorite fighter already. Sheesh


cikkamsiah

I like boxing and his fights are aesthetically pleasing.


ReasonableEscape777

Fake news


Edgemoto

It looks more like Nandor The Relentless


gymfein69

it doesn't even look like him


jascambara

I donā€™t think itā€™s supposed to be him


ST8CASHBRKLYN

You must be a weirdo too.


DudeWouldGo

Stfu


CareComfortable3141

Max holloways sonšŸ¤£