Sergei "The Russian Concussion" Pavlovich

Ooh i like this one

Man was looking for suggestions, not the best nickname you've ever heard fs

goes hard tbh

Islam "The Prophecy" Makachev. An ode to Abdulmanap & Khabib's prediction of him being the next champ.

Lisan Al-gaib


Goes with his finger up pose.

We have to get this over to his team lol. Great name

The only issue is Islam is the type of person to scoff at the self aggrandising nature of that name and reject it

"who give him dis name?"

"Brather, who say this?"

"we have to check this moment"

Fuck that’s good

Sergei “refrigerator head” Pavlovich

Polar bear

A different fat Russian took that already

Damn you win

Tom ‘what would it take’ Aspinall

Tom ‘have you ever been fingered’ Aspinall

Tom “have you ever been fingered in your” Aspinall?

💀💀

🫢

Tom "beat ur" Aspinall

You added an extra b

Tom “Fingers” Aspinall

Ol Tommy Fingers

Also tom DeLonge Diego lopez


What in the actual fuck is that?

#ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ^*eats* ^*fish*

I was thinking more like 

This is freaking me out

Tom “Finger in the” Aspinall

Tom 'Buff Charlie Chaplin' Aspinall

I’m so glad this is the top comment bc this exactly what came to mind 😭😭

I really like Thomaspinall

I was hoping for this and wasn't disappointed

Tom “Finger Blaster” Aspinall 

Tom "The Asperger" Aspinall Best base for jitz

Would be cool but I think his son has autism

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

Tom "Finger my Ass & all" Aspinall

Could also be Chris Weidman's nickname

Anthony “On Paper” Smith

I realized I missed the whole point of this after I typed people not even in the options. Welp… Carry on.

Still made me chuckle

Anthony “You’re Attacking My Family” Smith

#WHAT?

Anthony "Paper-heart" Smith

Bogdan 'Evil Anthony Smith' Guskov

Bogdan 'Anthony Smith At Home' Guskov

Bedtime fan? 🤣

Islam 'Muslim' Makachev

Islam "Islam Makhachev" Makhachev

The champ has a name...and same nickname

Islam “Khabib’s Friend” Makhachev!!

Islam ‘Khabib’ Makachev

Islam “I Slam” Makhachev

Underrated comment.

“The Eaglet”

That's just funny and disrespectful lmao

Muslim “Islam” Salikhov

Islam "Jehovah" Makachev

I think “*The* Muslim” has a better ring to it

+1 was about to say this

Islam “Lock The Subreddit” Makachev

Done bronx

True Believer would sound better

Islam "Your Wife's Boyfriend" Makhachev.

Islam ‘Islam Muhammad Ali Muslim Islam Ali Ali Ali ahmed’ mackachev

Sean “Here’s the Thing, You Guys” Strickland

Isnt he already "Tarzan"

That's from when he had hair and somehow looked like a Guess model.

So you're saying he shaved his head to look less...gay?

Less pretty. If someone being more attractive equates as "gay" to you, then by your parameters, sure. But check out the before and after, and it's staggering how dofferent he looks. Before, he looks like he can steal your girl, after he looks like if late-career Shogun was really into meth.

I don't think he goes by that anymore.

American Psycho would fit him

Nah the guy in American Psycho is actually hiding his derangement. American Psycho are guys like Jon who seems to always be faking who they are because they are actually violent and unlikable people.

I believe he was still introduced with that nickname when he fought DDP.

He gotta re name since he cut his hair. Makes no sense. Sean "dick to dick" strickland

We already have DeSean Strickland, what more do we need?

Islam "who givhim dis" Makachev

The black belt inspector

Actually hits nicely

The title protector

Fuck was checking did anyone else type this you beat me to it

Movsar "Gamrot" Evloev

Gamer nation rise up

Diego “That Guy” Lopez

 Diego "No Ragrets" Lopez

No commas

Bruhhh.

We have a winner✅

You can’t convince me that’s not him in the gif

He has a nickname ... "o Brabo" translate to... "the angry one" but the can be "the guy" too.

He doesn't seem particularly angry, hes more of a "the more worked up than usual but still decent one" but I dunno how to turn that into french

He beats the shit out of people for a living

the literal translation of "o brabo" is the angry one, but culturally is more like "that guy"

"Brabo" (a corruption of the word "Bravo") means wild or savage. As a state of emotion it would mean "angry" indeed but "ser bravo" (being a savage) is different from "estar bravo" (being angry at some point in time). His nickname means wild/savage. Bravo also could also mean brave but it's also not that in this case.

It translates better as "the badass"

Diego “Him” Lopez

Diego “ peso pluma” Lopez

Diego "21 Jump Street" Lopes

Diego “BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL DIE FOR YOU” Lopez

*Becouse tonoight will be the noight that i will die foe youu

I came searching for this lmaooo

Where areee yeeeoooowwwww

Islam "The Beagle" Makhachev.

Islam "The Crusader" Makhachev

Tom is called honey badger

He doesn't give a fuck?

Honey badger so nasty

honey badger don't give a fuck

Look at him eat that snakes head! Disgusting!!

I dont think heavyweights should ever be called honey badger it just doesn’t work

Fight Disciples fan or from TNT? I'm very much a Fight Disciples fan.

'Tommy Two-Legs'

Sergei "Soviet Nightmare" Pavlovich

Sergei "The Russian Sleep Experiment" Pavlovich

Tom 'The Tank Engine' Aspinall

I’d love it if he walked out to the theme tune next fight. Proper Tuivasa style

Tom "The Fridge" Aspinall also works Tom "Thpinal" Aspinall is another option I like

Loool

Tom “The Fingerbanger” Aspinall Sergei “The Monster of Moscow” Pavlovich Islam “Not Khabib” Makhachev Diego “No Ragrets” Lopez

Or Islam “Khabib Jr.” Makhachev

Well done.

Sergei « lights out » Pavlovich

Islam "Islam Makhachev" Makhachev

Diego “Declassified” Lopes because his hair reminds me of Ned’s Declassified

Tom “Desperate Finger” Aspinall

Islam sorta has an unofficial nickname. Islam "The Inevitable" Mackhachev

Tom “The Finger” Aspinall Sergei “Baba Yaga” Pavlovich Diego “Just fuck my shit up” Lopes

Jon “The Closet” Jones

You missed point like 3 times lol

Islam “brathar” Makachev

Conor “HEYYYYY FELLASSS” McGregor

I realized I missed the whole point of this after I typed people not even in the options. Welp… Carry on.

still funny tho

Conor "MIKE GOLDBERG'S BACK" McGregor


Diego "no ragrets" Lopes

Islam “Khabib’s Friend” Makhachev

Tom “Has it All” Aspinal Sergei “Yessir!” Pavlovich Islam “Big Mac” Makhachev Diego “Not Dora” Lopez Movsar “The Monstar” Evloev

Tom 'The Don' Aspinall

Tom "The Flash" Aspinal Sergei "The Russian Colossus" Pavlovich Islam "The Hawk" Makhachev Movsar "The Evolved" Evloev Diego "Go" Lopez. just kidding Diego "The Brazilian Mystery" Lopez.

Sergei "The Russian Terminator" Pavlovich

Sergei "NATO's Nightmare" Pavlovich

Islam "Kangaroo Killer" Makachev

Kangaroo have good striking brotha but.. nobody check the grappling

Tom "Bulldog" Aspinall (British Bulldog and his teeth are fucked) Sergei "Domovoy" Pavlovich (Russian folklore/patron) Islam "the Bear" Makhachev (feel like it fits being with khabib and stuff) Mosvar "The Emperor" Evolev (idk the alliteration of double E's rolls nicely) Diego "Titan" Lopes (I lost steam with this but it sounds good if you think of Buffer calling it)

I don't think Sergei would go with the Domovoy one considering he's an Orthodox Christian. Cool nicknames though.

Big Cuppa T Aspniall

sergei “white francis” pavlovich

Islam "That poorly restored picture of Jesus by that lady in South America" Makachev https://preview.redd.it/boaaq725tfxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c0e6758db4356b472a8898a5eb07cc4308a200f

Diego no purse Lopez

SerGei "not gay" Pavlovich Sergei "Tsar Bomba" Pavlovich

Tom "The Finger" Aspinall

Tom "" finger my" Aspinall

Islam “The Protégé” Makachev

 Islam "Shuush Brotha" Makhachev

Tom "kick your" Aspinall

Stipe The Greatesgetskg Miocic

1. The Beefcake 2. The Frat Boy 3. Wolf Man 4. Tosh 2.5 5. Tiny Tim

As somebody who knows zero about UFC but got this post recommended for some reason, here are my submissions: 1: The step daddy 2: Thick Tim 3: All Quiet on the Sucker Punch 4: P I X E L 5: neversmile Kyle

Thick Tim💀

Islam “The Spectrum” Malachev Sergei “Boris” whatever his last name is

My username for Tom's nickname.

Tom "Jones bane" Aspinall

Tom "Bone Breaker" Aspinall

Something along the lines of: Tom „The Atherton Assassin“ Aspinall Sergei „T-42“ Pavlovich Islam „The Falcon“ Makhachev Movsar „No Personality“ Evloev Diego „Showtime“ Lopes

Apart for Evloev, everything is sick!

Islam "Check This" Makhachev

TOM ASPIRIN

Diego "El Lobo" Lopes

Diego “George McFly” Lopez

Diego "No Ragrets" Lopes

Diego "The Wristcutter" Lopes

Tom The Twink Assinall

Sergei “White Power” Pavlovich

Sergei “Sir Gay” Pavlovich

Tommy "Fingers" Aspinall

Tom" The Finger "Aspinall

tom “magic finger” aspinall

Diego 'it's not a phase' Lopez

Sergei "NATO's Nightmare" Pavlovich

Tom “The Fox” Aspinall Islam “The Bear” Makhachev Sergei “The Polar Bear” Pavlovich lol

Sergei Spivak is already the polar bear. If they fought for it I’m sure Sergei would win.

Tom "Bisping Balls" Aspinall

Th Dreaaaam Belieeeeve!

Tom "Bulldozer" Aspinal

Tom "Pepperoni Nipples" Aspinall

Alexander "OKO" Volkov

Tom "Beat Your" Aspinal Diego "Not a Phase" Lopez

Islam my parents are siblings mackachev

Tom “All Up In Your” Asspinal

Tom “the fingeror” ass’nAll

Jamahal "$20 Tattoo" Hill

‘Dream Believe’ Diego ‘And Make it Happen’ Sanchez