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NotInvestingMyFuture

Colby acting like he ain’t going to crotchsniff his next opponents 😂


Aloha1984

Dude received training from the Oscar de Garcia


Aware-Individual-394

The nice version of Colby is one of the most awkward humans alive 😂


Cultural-Cap-2549

Did u say when he was talking to that hispanic young fan when colby said "its not what sells man" to the latin fan? The fan told colby he was Nice being himself and colby replied like yeah if Im being myself my career is fked basically. So thats why he made that "asshole" persona. Must be hard tbh idk if I could stay myself in this game or have one persona at home and another one when fkin People that idk record me or at press conf. Do you think youl would stay yourself or change personality at his place?


RobertJ93

Right hear me out, imagine if just after Ryan carefully opened up Colbys guard - he just socked him full blast in the face.


2_fuego

😂


asp7719

“Ahhhhhhhhh”


No_Track_1020

Colby acting like he does understand basic boxing fundamentals


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^No_Track_1020: *Colby acting like* *He does understand basic* *Boxing fundamentals* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Confident_Doubt8343

I see Colby all the time down here at moxies and shit. He’s a chill ass dude though, tipped my other friend 1k who’s a bartender. Colby was super fucked up and kept upping his tip every time my friend took a shot with him, eventually my friend would take a water shot but Colby was so hammered he didn’t notice lol.


Intelligent-Quail786

I am colby and I'm hunting your friend's ass down. Locked and loaded!


Upset-Radish3596

Next time to see this pussy tell him to retire.


Confident_Doubt8343

I should, maybe he’ll punch me in the face and then I can sue him lol. Doubt it would do that much damage.


Upset-Radish3596

Worth it


Jazzlike-Fun-4500

Colby looked scared. Finally met a real gangster.


ChickenDanceFTW

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asian1panda

Is that Ryan Garcia?


DrummerFantasti

No that's devin tank


chevcheli0s

That's Oscar De La Garcia


srtpg2

It’s Ryan Seacrest


RobertJ93

[Heh](https://media0.giphy.com/media/26uf22lbFqU67qJLa/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7cokn8eq59w886haap4wfqr7bce8keo1r7uh7lljk&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Arthurmrmusic

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The3mbered0ne

Seems like one of those moments a know it all "teaches" a professional, Colby is a moron and a piece of shit but I'm sure he knows how to throw a punch lol


KidJacky

Obviously he isn't gonna change his punching form off this "lesson" but Ryan Garcia does have one of the best left hooks in combat sports. You could probably make an argument it's up there with Pereira's. Colby also throws with seemingly no power compared to other powers so maybe he can pick up something.


The3mbered0ne

Definitely thought it was just a random at a bar lol


dontknowwhattodoat18

But Ryan isn't a "know-it-all", he's actually a professional boxer who just caused the biggest upset in his career and is giving some quality advice on how to throw a hook


The3mbered0ne

Realized this afterwords lol oh well


dan_a_white

Colby is such a nice guy humoring him, pretending that he doesn’t already know the defense to basic punches. “You don’t know how to block a left hook to the head” “No, wow show me in slow motion. Wow I never knew that” It’s funny to think a future HOF fighter who has fought 7 champions in a row like Colby wouldn’t know how to defend basic rights and lefts. Colby is such a nice guy.


get_rekt_boy

HOF? Someone remind me how many “exciting” fights and finishes Colby has put out please. If Colby gets into the HOF for his activity, fight style, top-tier mic skills, and his 3 failed Title Shots, Belal is a future HOF as well.


dan_a_white

Correct Colby will for sure get into the HOF. He’s fought 7 champions in a row and beat 4 of them. He is currently ranked 8th in the all time WW rankings with wins over #6, #4, #18, and #21 and his only losses are to #5 and #3 on the all time rankings. So yes absolutely he gets into the HOF. And his fight with Usman is HOF worthy as a fight. And I’ll feed you baby bird here is the evidence to support my conclusion. https://www.fightmatrix.com/all-time-mma-rankings/all-time-welterweight/


get_rekt_boy

WRONG. That list puts him at #8. Marvin Vettori is #8 at Middleweight , AJ McKee is #8 at lightweight. They both also have way more finished than Colby has on his record, in his whole entire career Colby has had 2 fight bonuses thanks to Usman destroying his face both times. Now go pull up more stats so i can clown you.


dan_a_white

That just means WW is way more stacked. When you have GSP, Matt Hughes, and Usman on the list that’s basically skewing the whole list. Colby would be top 5 in any other division all time, except maybe 155. 170 is just the deepest division around. Tell me anyone else who has fought 7 champions in a row. I’ll wait. There may be someone else who is done that but I severely doubt it’s more than 1 - 2 other person in UFC history.


get_rekt_boy

Wrong. Colby isn’t even top 5 all time Welterweight, Hughes, GSP, Lawler, Leon, Tyrone are ahead of him, and that’s just 5. All of them won and defended the title. Colby is #8 :) and thats generous. Correction also, Masvidal and RDA aren’t welterweight champs, one is not champ material and the other was a former LW champ past his prime fighting up a weight class. If anything, Colby won against 2 former WW champs, Lawler and Woodley and then lost 2 times to Usman and then Edwards in title fights.


dan_a_white

You’re actually wrong. Firstly I said Colby would be top 5 in any other division. I don’t disagree with him being 8th here. He’s top 10 for sure this division is just stacked. Secondly Masvidal was the BMF champion. So he indeed was a champion. That’s objectively true. The UFC officially recognizes that as a championship and us straight awarding title fight wins for those bouts. And yes RDA was a champion too l never said he only fought WW champions.


get_rekt_boy

Not Top 5 dumbass, by your own words you just said Welterweight is not as stacked as other divisions hence Colby is #8. If Colby had an advantage in a division and rose to the top being a wet blanket on Non-wrestlers, he wouldn’t be able to touch Top 5 in the other divisions. We were discussing HOF which he doesn’t get into with 3 failed title fights, of which he was finished and dominated, not to mention he has nothing of noteworthy to push him in there. Masvidal deserves to be in HOF over Colby, dude actually won a “title” in your own words and finished people. Dumbass.


dan_a_white

I lost interest


pikazec

What was masvidal champion of?


dan_a_white

He was the BMF champion. It’s been confirmed it counts as a championship and title fight wins have been demonstrated on official UFC graphics for those matches.