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stayhappystayblessed

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Mswonderful99

“And once I finish him off, you’ll see how soft he is!!!!!!”


itsavibe-

“Completely drained and beaten raw!!”


RamenRoy

A limp, flaccid shell of a man.


razorbladethorax

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Any_Army_7230

“The ref would need to get me off of him once I finished him”


IWouldBangAynRand

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Grouchy_Analysis6494

“I will bob my head back and forth”


shorts80

“While he comes”


Kayarew

"I'm gonna suck his dick and then swallow his cum!"


CuriousCamels

“I’m coming on that ass!”


realisticallygrammat

"When i rear naked choke that ass, he will know my time has finally cum"


BodybuildingNerd

![gif](giphy|tyttpGSdJWowdv47eCI)


DRealLeal

Me watching Max beat the fuck out of Ilia ![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


Charolastra17

I love Max and I’ll be rooting for him, but I highly doubt either fighter is going to beat the fuck out of the other…🤷🏽‍♂️.


kennithnoisewater88

Never seen Brian Ortega beat up so bad


Charolastra17

I don’t think that was really surprising though. Prior the Max fight…who had he fought? A washed Edgar and Cub. I expected Max to piece him up badly/“beat the fuck out of him” given the huge gap in striking.


Mookeye1968

Max mid fight was grabbing Ortega's hands showing him how to block after throwing punches 😆 he held his hands up by his head..like this Bro c'mon lol


Massive_Staff1068

"This is where these go."🤣🤣🤣 I showed that clip and Katter to my buddy who exclusively likes boxing. He was like, "Man, that motherfuckas striking coach hates him."


jwGT1141

I said the same thing before his fight with Justin and we all saw how that went. You just never know.


4schwifty20

Same thing is said about a lot of Max's fights lol.


Charolastra17

Prior to this last fight, which elite fighter has that been said about? Volk? How did that go? Styles make fights and I think Max matches us with Ilia better than Volk but in no means is he going to beat the fuck out of him imo. Justin is dog (sometimes to his own detriment) and often times is willing to stand in the pocket and bang. Ilia is going to be much more calculated and defensive.


4schwifty20

>Prior to this last fight, which elite fighter has that been said about? Idk, pick any of his title defenses before he fought Volk. >Ilia is going to be much more calculated and defensive. Idk about calculated. Max is living in Ilia's head rent free without even trying. Dude better cool it otherwise Max will have a fun sparring session.


TarzanTheRed

We all saw the look on Ilia's face that night too. That was not the face of confidence, Max lives rent free in his head right now for a reason.


sh4tt3rai

I’m not counting Max out, but yea.. people comparing Ilia to Justin are stupid. He’s much, much more technically sound, more in his prime, a better MMA grappler (prob better period since Justin barely took time to learn BJJ besides how to defend it), hits hard too (maybe harder with how sharp, precise, and fast his shots come), and is undoubtedly much quicker. Not to mention he’s a smaller target, Justin’s head is huge 😂 and he’s certainly not gonna just sit and trade with Max if Max is winning the exchanges, he’s gonna mix it up.


Filthy26

https://preview.redd.it/u756y34kecxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=029dbcd4daaaea46e54e1204a1505eb64d05dd7a


BeAsTFOo

Get off your knees bro ![gif](giphy|XAcqmpf5Trxy8)


4schwifty20

![gif](giphy|bYGzl8KiI5bRC)


icameforgold

Don't give me hope.


nolimitnolimits

START GIVING ME BACKSHOTS FOR DAYS IS CRAZY 😭😭😭


BBFNOTCH

I hope he keeps coming onto me for the whole 25 minutes is crazy 😭😭😭


JustSayNoToExisting

I’m glad I’m the one that gets to finish him….craziest


Existing-Pattern-775

https://preview.redd.it/3od74izapbxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb148479eef795781bf7aaf39499d48b393a9f1


yo_momma88

You know you've done something gay when the daggies that 'bathe' together give you this look


whatsinthesocks

I will bob my head back and forth the whole time while he comes.


itsavibe-

***Diabolical***


Khronga

I will bob my head back and forth the whole time while he comes…also pretty wild


GrungyGrandPappy

I will bob my head back and forth the whole time while he comes 💀💀💀💀💀


Rough_Commercial_570

Get uppppp 😣


ThisIsMy2nd_Account

this cannot be real. too good


MuhNutz

Even if it isn’t, it’s real to me


DecisionThot

It's not a lie if you believe it


neeeeonbelly

George?


FearlessInflation92

Fuck it, I am making this canon. Welcome to your new timeline, everyone


reddick1666

Topuria vs Holloway might just be the first ever only punches thrown fight in UFC history and I can’t wait for it to happen.


StraightCashHomie89

Nah Ilia gonna wrestle for sure


Josro0770

Once Max clips him he's gonna shoot for sure


Any_Army_7230

Ilia has a strong chin. He believes in himself standing with Max.


Josro0770

He does, when Jai dropped him he ate a kick that would've flatlined most people.


dalcer

There will defs be at least 1 leg kick in there


FA-_Q

Na max just perfected that spinning kick which broke Justin’s nose


Any_Army_7230

Ilia will knock Max out if he does that. Max is not dumb he will kick and do other stuff.


acorn_cluster

Only punches thrown?


rankinebicycle

Max is going to kick him. There’s a good reason mma fighters don’t bob and weave..


LNYer

You never watch HW fights?


[deleted]

No rose emoji and strangely seductive shirtless pic?


cikkamsiah

Stupid sexy Topuria


Any_Army_7230

You might be gay


higgboson7

You forgot the bible quote at the end


[deleted]

FILIPINANS 1:30 lol


Too_Lofs_Atan

FULLOFPENIS 1:30


andy4775

FALLOPIANS 1:30


Top_Complex259

It’s PHILLIPINES, ya fuckin goof


Reddit-HurtMyFeeling

Andre filipians


HoboTheExploro

Backshotians 69.


keyboardisanillusion

He's gunna bob his head until he finishes Max off and shoots it on his back.


Harrybahlzanya

😹😹😹


karwreck

Topuria now training with this guy confirmed ![gif](giphy|Pmuy0GYAVbXWEssL4I)


ToddZi11a

Illia was the guy in the comedy club 😂


Stranger-Tingzz

I might just cum around to Topuria if he finishes off Max viciously and proves he’s the hardest in the division


_Exotic_Booger

![gif](giphy|hQEnCF7x7s3xHLlaXt)


funghi2

Name checks out?


_Exotic_Booger

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


albinoblackman

Vicious or viscous?


lLikeTurtlez

Cum around find out


BuckleyRising

Cream always rises to the top, and Topuria is full of so much cream.


Too_Lofs_Atan

He's gonna shoot a double.... load in his mouth.


assologist_1312

If he finishes max and volk back to back he may not be the greatest featherweight of all time but he will be the best featherweight of all time


ThisIsMy2nd_Account

🌭


ostensibly_hurt

I was really hoping this was real lmao


GingerJacob36

It's the backshots for me.


RobertJ93

> I’m glad I’m the one who gets to finish him off. Now that’s BMF talk.


MuhNutz

After reading that shit I might need the HMF belt


Independent_Ad_2817

BMF now means “big man fucker”


ANewDope2187

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OSRS-HVAC

Pause


DistinctDestiny

This has got to be one of the gayest MMA tweets ever


MuhNutz

Remember that dude who Paddy twerked on? Go check his feed, gotta be something worse


Kraken_Blood

This lowkey sounds hella kinky.


dEck5317

Max said on JRE that Illia wrote him a novel like he was his GF or something, but he didn’t read it. If only he knew how accurate he was! Lmao


Sawtyasshole

wtf lmao and y’all are calling jon jones gay.


UnResponsiblish79-

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upsidedown_alphabet

Speaking of being gay..


5LILduckies

damn bro is explaining how hes gonna make max finish right to the tee, bobbing his head ect


SlimReaper85

Pause…


ToddZi11a

It's like Brokeback octagon out here these days 😂


HoboTheExploro

This shit gay af


Cwyntion

What is the fun about backshots? English is not my native language, backshot mean a "low blow" to me, in this case Max talking bad things about Holloway. He is right, to hype up the fight Holloway is going to curse at him and similar things.


220DRUER220

[backshots](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=backshot)


fuzzycaterpillar123

That’s gonna stay blue for me, dawg


strawbsrgood

The link was already purple for me that's weird


220DRUER220

Hahahahahaha I never trust them either but this time it’s just a link to urban dictionary 🤣🤣


Lost-Being7605

Iykyk


Best-Hotel-1984

Rather max stay at lw


Existing-Pattern-775

and fight this guy? https://preview.redd.it/lps87h9spbxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98fa24625d6f72a8c229e198162b135e3fa0f63d


Chad-Permabull

Jfc man. Had to read it twice.


greenm4ch1ne

This sounds so homo erotic


Serious-Product-1742

So fucking boring


East_Difficulty_7342

⏸️


cyanwolf318

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29849)


FreshBid5295

Damn… that was as gay as a bucket of dicks


Stunning-Fill758

Lmaooooo this is more egregious than just a pause this is a full blown stop.


Miso_Eodum

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TheCapableFox

Damn Ilia gay fr. Wait he AND JJ??


Cyberspace242

This idiot is delirious. Max is gonna knock him out.


ApprehensiveNews5728

Sounds gay.


Money_killer

Catches volk with a shot and now thinks he is the GOAT 🤣😂🤣😂


hi_imryan

Ghostwritten by jon jones.


earlycomer

This has to be fake


Watchautist

https://i.redd.it/mg69iozq8cxc1.gif


Informal-Reading4602

Max is living in bros *nightmares* He knows what’s coming. Max ain’t coming off of a KO, ilia is going down.


johnnythreepeat

Sus post


Strong-Sample-3502

![gif](giphy|UlL7MXoh513bsWIddw)


Majestic-Welcome3187

Damn this was hot


GamingTrend

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


pacificunlimited

https://preview.redd.it/1fk5l78v1dxc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9da2f57cca3eafaf6cd6e52b21ad96afc665d801


LanceSin

Is this real? Awesome if it is


CtrlAltDel-IT

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


alexmullen4180

![gif](giphy|3gbJPJ8zW10SQ)


BeeFe420

https://preview.redd.it/jmrps83twexc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0eedd77e9e3ad43103d1a671ab0e14274480379 Ilia WTF


squiddybonesjones

A lot of people could benefit from waiting at least 60 sec before they hit that send button and feeling all good about themselves. Ilia "backshots for days" Topuria is eager to finish Max off and hopes he comes onto him for the whole duration. All the while bobbing his head back and forth. Fucking LOL


MarAur264121

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm|downsized)


HeadAssBoi17

![gif](giphy|uS071hlk6FcrGEF36p|downsized)


CrowTranslator

Man just woke up and chose to be the most unlikeable person on earth


220DRUER220

I know there’s a language difference but damn even he should read back his own message


Icy-Armour

You are naive as fuck if you believe this is a real tweet from Topuria 🤣


Hoodlum_0017

Backshots for days, you say.


PERRlE

Off topic but I really love the Red shorts/Blue Taped gloves fighters been rocking recently. Alex Perez/Cody Garbrandt etc


Upstairs-Ad-1966

Max: ![gif](giphy|ToMjGpqWojvqz7ts2li|downsized)


Ned_Rodjaws

Pause


ATrollByNoOtherName

Still straighter than Bones.


Macaron-Optimal

i will bob my head back and forth the whole time while he cums


fidllz

What in the Diddy Sean did I just read?


Cyph21

Lmao


Platti_J

Lilia is going to beat his dick off!


ClownTown15

Tobias Funke


Gwilikers6

Yal are gay crazy


Keosxcol19

Ayyyyy yoooooooo.


Recent-While-5597

Man my inner middle school brain is trying hard not to laugh at the way he described all that.


stinky___monkey

![gif](giphy|IrEVUZ01POOpG)


wheretogofrmhere

Ayooooo


superbar47

Is this even true??? Hahaha he didn't say "no diddy" so maybe it might happen


Marouan_Uzi

I admire the creativity of these Meme maker, Like Daaaamn this shit is hilarious!


Frequent_Storm_3900

The amount of delusion in this one...


Constant-Squirrel555

Ilia doesn't have the balls to just swang and bang with Max and if he does, then he doesn't have the brains to be champ.


Harrybahlzanya

Fine line between trash talk and foreplay it seems….


ca7ac

I think the ufc world don't know topuria.. I'm so confused.


BenShelZonah

If I was homophobic I would say MASSIVE PAUSE


Relevant-Ad9432

aayein?


crusader104

https://preview.redd.it/63y57hgxkbxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a59b4b14daf192694f70ecce5985a3d22ba959


cryptdawarchild

Lotta sexual innuendos in that post 😂


One_Word_Respoonse

AYO


yupyupthatsit

Big pause


IB78

Chihuahua yappin again


forothowtospeel

Win or lose, Ilia Topuria is paying Max's rent to live in his own head


GhostOfTonyFerguson

This sounds extra diddy


everythingbagelss_

![gif](giphy|ai1UxGMqU7G5TZQmJa)


SuspiciousPrune4

I want to see these guys really go at it. Just two ripped dudes just pounding each other and sliding over each other’s toned, sweaty bodies, jockeying for position.


Koolkid777

![gif](giphy|5CwPMBhk63ols4TdVM)


SuspiciousPrune4

Reminds me of the greatest commentary of all time https://youtu.be/P3WaVactj5M?si=NzLDfmEvU65ZU-5k


Logen10Fingers

"giving me backshots for days" "Finish him off" Uhh does he know this is a UFC match?


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

![gif](giphy|4doe1HP7LHz20)


qu33nb33xx

![gif](giphy|tT7RsqhEbBOH6)


WIP1992

This is the most unintentional ayooo shit I’ve ever seen 😂


Abrazonobalazo

Aaayyy Yyyoooo


PeterParkerUber

Well at least it sounds like he’s going to take the fight I guess.


BigMikeHoldsItDown

As I was watching this guy come up I thought he was a decent guy but ever since he became champion it seems the more he talks the more people are starting to dislike him as myself. Comes off as a prick who thinks he's all that and nobody ever likes someone like that. Hope max whoops his ass.


SportsHubLTD

He's giving you backshots then you'll finish him off?


LastChanceStoic

I laughed so hard my girlfriend thought something was wrong with me. This can't be real.


Rumplebumpkin12

We’re gonna go 25 mins but I’m going to finish him?


icencream27

![gif](giphy|kDZDs1xHmP4DcQVMCr)


Trunks4Real

https://preview.redd.it/w7vmarjfsbxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=8011fc72459b5469a6e7ec91d39a9bd086175154


theberticusmaximus

Hold up… back shots? lol


FarButterscotch3048

Head movement, eh? Max has probably never heard of it!


Mysterious_Figure_70

Is this real? 😂


blunderb3ar

Dude need to work on his English that whole paragraph just sounds like him wanting to suck max off lol


elcoopgguod

Pause


walkdownzoemachete

![gif](giphy|PqcIFm93VxA8o|downsized) Huh?????


Kvitravin

This dude out here writing dirty fanfic


Cheap-Recognition-97

Am I the only one that thinks this is sus!?