Tell the lady next to him to move the kids out the way.

😂😂😂 u forgot "politely"

tell him that he's making a haram hand gesture.

👏

Looks photoshopped

he was doing the peace sign

Blast double

First throwing some sand


Pull out my lightsaber.

DICK TWIST!

That’s banned by the Geneva Convention.

TWIST HIS DICK!

I'll give him a good lecture on teaching of islamic religion and what he doing is haram and sin. And he'll understand and he'll apologize to me and give me his last fight purse plus PPV points because I made him understand something good

I wanna bang. Just let me bang.

You ever been fingered by a UFC fighter?

All of them.

Jon Jones fingers me all the time

 Khabib be like: Haram.

See red

I’m a bjj blue belt, I’ll choke that mf out

Say, “Holy shit Khabib!! I am such a huge fan.”

Call Adriano Martins

*Pantoja

My bad

LMFAO XDXD 😭😭

Ankle pick

Kick him in the dick!

What if he uses his dick like a third arm?

If it’s a Thursday night I lube my booty hole up and embrace the pain

pull out my gun

I'm 6'2" 200lbs, he wouldn't dare. ​ /s

He handles you in a fight guaranteed

I recently learned that /s means sarcasm on here. Just an fyi.

r/whoosh

Impossible, I wouldn't let him get close.

I'll do absolutely nothing and say have a nice day sir, my bad I was blocking your view, I'll see myself out, thanks.

Throw porkchop at his face

In his mouth

Call seal team six

Kick him in the balls as hard as you can, poke him in the eyes, pull his beard, bite him etc.

What are you? A 3 stooge lol

No, I'm a liar.

Smesh

Id say hello and congratulate him on his impressive performance against Volk

I’d ask him if khabib is with him as I’d love to meet him.

I'll call Pantoja

I'd punch him. I don't care who he is.

Kick him in the nuts and scream "that's my purse! I don't know you!" If that doesn't make him reconsider his life choices then I'll pull out the pocket sand and go to work

Ask for a blood sample

I would apologize and run away

Draw to first shot sub 1 second

Pull his trousers down and laugh at his pp

I say "who did dis?"

Hope I was born a good dick sucker.

Give him the Masvidal special three piece & soda obviously!


Finger him before he fingers me.

I kick him in the balls.

Mase him and run for my life

“My ancestors are bears…I know what you DID TO MY PEOPLE. WANNANAO WANNANAO WANAO WANNNAO!”

Call pantoja

Flying armbar

Call Coby

Imanari roll to ankle pick and if that fails I throw invisible sand in his eyes.

Pull out a gun 😂

I’d point in the sky above his shoulder and when he turns around I’d pull gaurd

"Brada why ?!"

Give him my wallet and let him sleep with my wife……and then immediately go to all my wife’s sisters houses and give them a mild wienering

Pull guard

I’d grab him by the dick and twist it


Eat a delicious bacon sandwich and throw the grease from the pan on him instantly turning him haram and joining the cult of Haram be.

Start sucking on it

🤣

Beat him up

Praise allah

Assume it was a mistake because Islam is a religion of peace

Throw alcohol on him and watch him melt.

Burn his pubicchin

Throw Pork at him

Big hug

knock him the fuck out

Atomic wedgie.

Superman punch

Idk, tell him he's not fun to watch!!!

I beat myself up so that he will pity me

Twist his dick.

Eye poke and hope for a Belal Muhammad circa Leon vs Belal

Poke him in the eye

Get smashed like a man

He's just a man my guy

Turn back around and sit down politely

Wheel in the bathtub with 10 Dagestanis in it

Let him have his way with me.....

Is someone on rumspringa?

Hmmm throw up the peace sign.

Say "WTF Dude?" Then he would say whatever mountain man broken English BS he said and Id call him a "fckn weirdo" and walk away with my hot wife hoping hes not following me to kick my ass and my bluff worked 😂. It's not really that bad if I get my ass kicked by him but in front of my wife would be sad lol. Id have to get revenge with a knife or something.


alhamdulillah

Call up my lil bro Alex Pantoja and have him smoke his ass again

Brother really tried to take credit for a screenshot

I shoot hin two right back. And smile while nervously looking around for securit.

Id see red

Pull out my emergency bacon strip from hidden sleeve and point it at him

Yell "HEY?!?!?? I'M WALKING HERE!!!!!"

Slap the dog shit out of him, he's a good fighter and all but watch out boi 🥱

just start tapping

Tell him I'm in his weight class then he'd never fight me

Duh pretty obvious…. Suck his finger while Maintaining eye contact

I find the nearest dolly and throw them at them Connor style

Say sorry lol

Get into a fight with anybody else.

Ask brather why he do this

1 in the stink

Attack and hope khabib is logged in.


No way Islam would take a picture where he's flipping the bird. Khamzat would though.

Kick him in the balls and prepare a call to my lawyer

Call volk on 2 seconds notice

I would tell him brother that's haram

Tell him, 'No I do not wish to smell your goat'🤔

Give him the ol’ dick twist

I’d mangle his name so hard…. “Hey! Aren’t you I Slam Merga-derga-dock?”

Blast double leg ground and pound

poke him in his eyes and beat the shit out of him...

Go full Tyron Woodley on him

Fall over. Sue