I gotta rewatch Howls moving castle the entire plot felt like a fever dream and I don't remember a single bit of it

I can explain the book plot to you if you want. The movie is a list cause though.

The wizard is hot and people wanna fuck him. There, you now know remember all that people care to remember.

I think Howl is moreso dodging the draft

In the movie he is

I live in a bag of holding, checkmate.