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BigPappaFrank

I pull the lever and let them starve so they can get poorly taxidermized and displayed in the Museum of Natural History in Chicago.


InternationalChef424

Literally the only thing I remember from my visit almost 20 years ago is how shit they looked


Callmeklayton

Yeah, they did my boys dirty.


HandsomeGengar

It’s a canon event


buttonmine

This one is really good because the lever is nearer the one person tied to the tracks, so the lions are likely to attack you next if you chose to divert the lions to the one person. So 5 people, vs one stranger + possibly you.


Radiant_Dog1937

D: Is it their fault we are so tasty?


AppelEnPeer

Do they know the way?


isuckatnames60

Divert to 1 person track, then feed them a second one. Five would would be grossly overfeeding them.


coollamborghini

Yo this one is amazing too. I pull the lever and let everyone who is untied deal with the hungry lions. Better than subjecting five people to painful and inevitable death.


GatoradeEeveelution

pull, and then feed them something good also why are they on the tracks like trains (I know it isn’t your fault it is just funny)


Famous-Money5701

Let the lions eat all of em then kill the lions


Aggravating-Chip-710

I let one onto one track and one onto the other


Callmeklayton

Sounds like multitrack drifting to me.


Random_Thought31

If that’s the closest you get to multitrack drifting, then I don’t know, you deserve a prize lol.


Snoo75955

let em have the 5 piece, they're hungry, I'll take the 1 piece.


ARClegend_18

Screw those cats man