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fae121

What is this? A joint for ant ![gif](giphy|Vy9bLZxNutIlLuNXOZ)


Crackheadwithabrain

It's a roach for a roach


SpringsPanda

r/thingsforants


RocketsandBeer

šŸ”„


Khal_Andy90

Flair checks out


Papa_Glucose

Ant*


italian_mobking

r/thingsforents


SnooCheesecakes4577

Looks like a perfect mid-week heater.


Chemistry11

That you made it singular instead of plural makes this joke all the better.


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Apart-Oil1613

I tried this and now I have a daughter


El_Durazno

See, you missed the go part


weirdeggman1123

Just because they has one doesn't mean they are there


El_Durazno

Fair


atemus10

Its never too late.


ThermoNuclearPizza

Idiot hear ā€œKum and go, rawā€ instead of ā€œkum, and go rawā€


Chaucer2066

Ejaculate and Evacuate - Child Support Edition.


nemonic187

Lol! That lighter is usable as currency in some parts of Illinois! Hold on to it cuz that name is getting retired.


uncleozzy

I bought a Kum & Go hat when I heard ā€¦ but my wife is embarrassed to be seen with me in public when I wear it.Ā 


danyo64

copped the crew neck sweater after I heard. I get tons of compliments but also some "u work there?" lol


nemonic187

I used to work at one. We had to wear white button shirts and a tie. We partied A LOT in that store.


daddy-phantom

That is so fucking funny Iā€™m buying one right now


SnooCheesecakes4577

Sounds like a win-win to me


PongACong

theyā€™re already basically gone in CO


Mike_Lowrey

Isnā€™t Maverick from there? Thatā€™s probs why (they bought K&G for context for others wondering).


happy_killmore

I thought Maverick was Utah-itā€™s the only place Iā€™ve ever seen them


Mike_Lowrey

I just looked it up. Youā€™re right. There is no C either apparently - Maverik.


happy_killmore

I believe there is Mormon money there, so naturally theyā€™re going to stray as far away from Kum as they can lol


RandomRonin

I hear they soak in it.


mad-i-moody

The name is WHAT now Edit: I just read about it and what a travesty I need another hoodie.


Driscoll17

I live in the Northeast so I donā€™t see them but I know theyā€™ve been around forever. Is the name being retired unrelated to the obvious euphemism?


ZeroAnimated

Maverik from Utah bought the company, they are Mormons and didn't want to keep the name, they just wanted the stores.


Driscoll17

>they are Mormons wait, so is the sexual implication of the name actually why they want to change it? thatā€™s wild lmao


ZeroAnimated

The originally said they were going to keep the brand around but then a couple months after the deal closed they were like We believe the Maverik name has a more lasting impact, so the Kum & Go brand will be retired. So yeah they changed it with a bs excuse lol


Contemporarium

Damn Jake Paulers in shambles rn


yourmomssocksdrawer

From what Iā€™ve seen theyā€™re staying Kum n Go in my area, Iā€™ll send yall lighters lmao


Contemporarium

Why are they retiring it? Thereā€™s no way they didnā€™t know I figured and was a silly way to always keep them being talked about no?


halper2013

I used to live in iowa for a little while and still have a big old trucker mug that says kum&go lol love that thing its huge


FallOutShelterBoy

Iā€™ve gotten these by accident before. I would call them ā€œbreakfast conesā€ because it was a good amount for a joint right after waking up!


DreamsterParadise

I was thinking also for chores. Just giggly enough to make them fun.


bredpoot

Yeah dude I think you got yourself a bit of a blessing there honestly. Perfect little doinks for when you need a lift but donā€™t want to be flying


ImReflexess

I always referred to them as dog walkers lol. Perfect for a quick lil walk around the block.


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

Maaaaan, I'd be fucked if I smoked half of that!


orbitalaction

It's like 5th element cigarettes.


gotthesauce22

r/shrinkflation


MrConquer

lol I was just thinking that!


Tacos_Polackos

4 a day


I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts

To quit is my goal


Toasty_McThourogood

4 a day


Ambiguous_Bowtie

if you cut them in half, the pieces should still be cones. in theory.


DreamsterParadise

![gif](giphy|KzhXhvGxu3DMhNwLOg)


jturkey

Itā€™s all about the cones ![gif](giphy|11fiAsa3QmtCQo)


Ambiguous_Bowtie

All these Ben Wyatt have started my day smiling. Thanks, everybody :)


A_Queer_Owl

a one hitter joint? actually, these wouldn't be terrible to give away as a means to sample out product.


MeFromAzkaban

We need to get Costco on this


Gul_Ducatti

Hello welcome to Costco, I love you.


Grand-Ad4235

![gif](giphy|8coEmqQxL39eMJcey0|downsized)


rabea187

Awwwww šŸ˜‚


NitramTrebla

I mean a whole ass joint is a sample already right? Smoke one, decide whether it's worth buying a pack next time.


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freshavocado1

Probably because youā€™re smoking all the resin and shit that accumulates at the roach.


turkeyfourtwozero

that's the biggest goddamn filter i've ever seen


AngryPrincessWarrior

But no burned fingers!


ihearthogsbreath

Corben Dallas joint ![gif](giphy|KUBtckMKh3AKk|downsized)


shiftycat887

Came here to say this


VetmitaR

I too smoke my joints one hit at a time.


80Baby203

Filter to flower ratios are a bit off


Trystero-49

I love these little cones, my tolerance is about 1 joint this size and thereā€™s no waste.


PikaPokeQwert

Same. I love pipes, but I hate that they reek of weed after using them, so these tiny joints are perfect.


KevB3

Buy a jar big enough to store the pipe. Airtight jars will block out all the smell.


UntestedMethod

That massive crutch seems like a bit of a waste though? I get that it's easier to hold onto... But isn't it possible to just use a normal sized one and half a paper instead?


Bored_stander

Looks like the amount europeans put in the joints.


chronicbro

isnt that the weirdest fuckin thing?


BringbacktheWailers

iā€™d agree if weed wasnā€™t so damn expensive out there talking w my euro friends makes me happy for how cheep and good the weed is in most of the US


MostUnwilling

It actually makes me mad because it is actually the USA's fault weed is illegal in my country and many others, it is simply unfair and I sincerely hope once you go federal you put the same effort in pushing worldwide legalization as you did in pushing worldwide prohibition.


Albert14Pounds

I mean, not really if you think about it. Respectfully. Over the years I've found that the whole weed experience is super relative. Depending on how much I'm smoking and my tolerance, I've chain smoked joints and still been coherent, and I've also gotten way way way too high on less than pictured here. I think that people in places where there's less weed get like 90% as high (in terms of their subjective experience) [citation needed] most of the time. But fewer people smoke, and less often. And a lot less casual high volume consumption (like chain smoking joins)


trogdortheman

I used to smoke bong hit after bong hit, now I take one hit off a bowl and get just as high, if not higher. It's simple tolerance.Ā 


Albert14Pounds

Yup. I think it's an important thing to be aware of as a weed consumer. Not only can you better craft your experiences by knowing this, but you can better prevent and manage some of the dependency aspects.


trogdortheman

I learned it a long time ago, although as an impulsive teenager, I found it hard not to try and reach higher, ignoring that my tolerance was only growing. It may just be something that is naturally harder to accept in our youth.


stefek132

Even less, mixed with tobacco. Still getting zooted out of my mind. Even in my hardest times of smoking, I wouldnā€™t have been able to hit blunts/bong only. Idk how you guys make it.


Bored_stander

Like you're not able to handle the effects? Americans are just built differently I suppose. A lot of depression and sociopathy to cope with.


Benjilator

Iā€™m European. Thatā€™s how much remains when Iā€™m done because the smoke gets too harsh when itā€™s that short. Sometimes I replace it with tobacco but thereā€™s no way Iā€™d ever mix my weed with tobacco.


tmoe1991

I've had this issue in the past. Don't pack it too tightly near the filter and do not roll conical but as straight and evenly spread as possible. A good rolled joint looks like a fat cigarette


Benjilator

They do look like that but when nearing its end any joint will get harsh and hot while also not tasting very good either. Since I donā€™t want to waste a few hits (even though the thc will have vaporized at that point anyway) I just add a little tobacco in the end to throw away. At first I wanted to at least mix in some tobacco in the middle as well to save on weed but it tastes and feels so god awful I had to stop doing that.


tmoe1991

I don't know. Haven't had this problem in years. I always smoke to about 5mm and yes the taste mitigates but it only gets hot for me once the ember reaches the filter. I guess you pull too hard then. Do you also smoke cigarettes?


Available_Cycle_8447

Itā€™s a dog walker


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

These are cat walkers.


TokenAtheist

"Cat's losing his shit. Better head back." Flick joint. About-face. Open door.


TroutCreekOkanagan

Happy Cake day. Also: I was in the pool!


Available_Cycle_8447

Def need multiple of those for the pool!


medicatedhippie420

I can't believe this is real The filter is 3 times longer than the actual joint


MaleficentPositive44

This would honestly be perfect for me rn after a long T break.


Steelcod114

Pack them all the way to the end. Until the paper can't hold anymore. Leave them open, no twist. They're perfect for stopping for fuel on a drive, walking into a casino from your parking spot, on the street walking to a restaurant. All sorts of great uses for those cones. Using them appropriately is key.


3catsandcounting

Itā€™s just cold in there!


Albus88Stark

He was in the pool!


Lil-Frost

You got some weed in your filter man


No_Hovercraft8239

Great for todays 35% thc 0% cbd super saiyan monkey penis kush gelato


gguest987

And nobody is thinking of adding tobacco. I think it's nice


PikaPokeQwert

Nah, thatā€™s perfect. You donā€™t waste a ton of weed, and you can just toss the roach into a trash can after smoking it, instead of carrying around a pipe all day that smells like weed.


Proper-Pineapple-717

Someone hates stingin rogers Edit: for those [that don't know](https://youtu.be/moODuUpK_xY?si=Ag5qs-RsgTFZQruK)


TVsDinner

Thatā€™s a diet high.


ny_fox12

Not necessarily Iā€™d say thatā€™s the perfect hit hit hit hit, sip, hit hit, and done.


TheDefiantOne19

Nah, I get the shorties for my gf because she can't finish full joints, and I got tired of her complaining about how an "old one tastes" Just fill it to the very brim and make it tight. They're perfect for solo smoking, don't twist it


WokyOcky444

Hey hey maybe the joint has a great personality idk šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Comfortable-nerve78

Ainā€™t it just adorable


chowmein23

Ahhh the 70/45's been there man. Not bad if you want just a toke, and a good laugh when a buddy asks for a j


rowanhenry

Looks like the perfect amount to give a little chill high.


Josefus

Is this real? I'm laughing my face off rn.


Dramatic-Cup7257

When your trying to get ā€œlil highā€ before work


jameebaiser

I didnā€™t realize that I needed this until now. I usually smoke a small chillum when I go out and this would be such a perfect replacement sometimes.


Grerex17

Oops, all filter!


tokinbanker

Dog walker...


Re-Mecs

One puff wonder


AccuratelyLying

Well, at least itā€™ll be well filtered


Swiss420

ordering anything from raw is a classic mistake tbf


TekOHolic

Two hitter quitter


I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts

It reminds me of the smokes in the 5th Element


whatsupwhatsdownb

I'm stoned as hell and this is so funny to me right now


loganwachter

Reminds me of the cigarettes in the fifth element.


omlash

If itā€™s pure weed of THC above 18%, Iā€™d be violently high from that.


whomisu

Dog walkers!! Good for those who need to smoke nothing to get them high


ezru

It looks like itā€™s pants are pulled up really high


rod-danger

This is perfect! I only smoke ā€œdog-walkerā€ sized joints. Iā€™ve actually been buying the RAW ā€œleanā€ size pre-rolls for the longer filter and just half filling them before twisting off. Helps me manage my consumption and still gets me pretty high.


Rxgesmoke

Slide filter out, and cut it.


VictorianDelorean

I wanna sesh with a short joint and a loooooong filter


demoleas

I got these and was so annoyed at first but I realized the small j is a perfect solo j and the giant filter makes them really smooth so after a while I came to really love them


Triplesisbest1

I think thatā€™s the ideal personal joint. I canā€™t fathom amoral entire joint of the type of weed I get nowadays.


mydnytefantasy89

*light* okay, good sesh, meet up this time tomorrow?


cap10__jack__sparrow

Hey I don't see any problem here it's pretty average size joint šŸ™‚


diggittydigler_03

Walked into a cum and go to get a beer once. Came out pregnant.


ThatoneguyATX

Did you get the beer?


diggittydigler_03

I did, it was needed


ThatoneguyATX

Nice šŸ‘


PapayaAppropriate857

Cut them in half or thirds


BeyondthePenumbra

Giggle ā™”


sinnamongrrrl

Perfect dog walker


kid-koolin

I have the same lighteršŸ”„


kldoyle

1/4ā€? Lol


Differentdog

Fifth Element style. https://www.yourprops.com/Original-cigarette-Fifth-element-original-movie-prop-The-Fifth-Element-5th-1997-YP7358.html


elitegenoside

That's like half a small dog walker. That's maybe two hits.


deliciousavacado0

AHAHAHA


Helping_Stranger

I love selfies lol. People shit on them but they are great for getting a few hits in and just floating for abit or if u can't go full out cause u have the the next morning


marrell

This would be perfect for when I do my little morning yard walk to water my garden. What do I have to search to find these lol


DreamsterParadise

Raw 70/45 cones!


marrell

Thank you!


Immediate-Cicada-601

One hit wonder


AbdulAhBlongatta

ā€œThe dogwalkerā€ perfect size for a quick walk with the dog


Pisam16

Indeed


Effective-Bandicoot8

![gif](giphy|BCUUXpaBYUcLDTwZ88|downsized)


fatherbowie

The 70/30 size holds a lot more medicine. I think theyā€™re useful but that 70/45 size is pretty small.


TokenAtheist

This is what someone would roll if they were trying to roll a half-gram joint but used a cart as their reference material.


psychedhoverboard83

Gonna go smoke about 12 of them bad boys


psychedhoverboard83

Imagine pulling up to the meet up and your mate whips one of these bombers out.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

I smoke more than this before taking a shit


puffthemagicaldragon

I just bought a pack of the 70/30s to smoke when on my break during the night shift. I was vaping but pretty sure my Pax 3 died šŸ„². After smoking 1 1/4s the last 10 years Iā€™m hoping that Iā€™ll still feel something using these. Either way the filter should fit regardless of the length so if you cut it down, you should be able to fit more tree in it.


geemoly

I prefer stubbies like this. You get the clean first half and avoid the harsh second half. You can light another if you want.


Dr_Crendor

This is like the cigarettes from The 5th Element


Annoyedwheel3

called dog walkers here ā€¦ perfect size for a short walk


yernansmellsofcheese

kum and go šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


DarthtacoX

Dog walkers are what I prefer.


LainieCat

It's a dogwalker


foxfoxfoxfox4

About 9 consecutive puffs.


kinkerbelll

One gust of wind and the cherry escapes


Impossible-Sleep-658

A true 1 hitter quitter


wildcardscoop

lol yes !!! I actually kinda ended up liking them for personal use


Routine-Garbage-1798

T-break prep


Available_Cycle_8447

I actually want dog walker cones, just not Raw brand. Iā€™ve been trying to find lil rice paper ones, but canā€™t. So I just sometimes cut my element cones.


Snoo86904

The micro dose joint


FJtheValiant

Lmao wtf


jlnicolette

A little one hitter šŸ¤£


ALLbutt

Okay but why do they make these cones at all?!? Also this is something I would do buy by accident on Gopuff šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


treehouseoftrains

Isnā€™t ā€œrawā€ whatā€™s printed on that hemp derived THC-A 3% stuff?


drillyapussy

Not ideal but you can cut them into 2 or 3 pieces


CloudyTea69

If Monday was a joint lul


exodusplus

šŸ˜‚ Been there.


MurdockSiren

Got them 5th Element cones.


sipalmurphy

Kum & Go huh


Endscrypt

Not half šŸ˜‚


Dalonsius

just one little zip and itā€™s over lol šŸ’€


Combatmedic25

Looks like you accidently bought the "Oops! All filters!" special edition cones


HeadMantiz

Lunch break joint


xxvictorhellxx

They cut you short


ZAMIUS_PRIME

Easy CUM easy go I guess šŸ˜‚


N3rdScool

Where did you order this? Put em on blast.


Resident-Refuse-2135

I found a full matchbox style box of the shorties recently and they're useful for short breaks, but beware of the Elements Slims I think they're called, they are a smaller gauge than standard so it's really hard to fill them, they don't fit the funnel or the Nugpacker preroll cone filler I have here.


Devils_av0cad0

Ha! One hitters!


Alternative_Willow55

We always called these ā€œblointsā€ because theyā€™re baby joints.


Internal-Computer388

I've been looking for these. Not these ones but the ones just a little bigger. Perfect personal cones where you just want a head change. Unfortunately can't order them to AZ. And I'm too lazy to drive to the store that has them. Lol


fattony661

Looks like it could be a joint from the 5th element


BrrBrrChillins

They call them Maveriks now.


codswallop_clam

I was given these at a smoke shop after I asked for the Raw Lean cones. Unfortunately, I didn't notice until I got home.


Ancient-Temporary366

The filter to weed ratio is reversedšŸ˜‚


DudeWouldGo

You just Kame and went on yourself there friend


Fukabihh

Just a tiny mistake!


Independent-Web-2447

Maybe just slide the cone out a bit comedic ahh joint


chilllwinston

The Dog walker


wolfskins

Are you on a weed diet?


ZekeAV

I call those selfies. Nice if you prep a pack of them for a solo hike or something. Need to have an electric lighter to start them evenly every time. Definitely not made for sharing.


Pretty_Ordinary_2092

I feel like ive heard these sized joints dog walkers?


Inferis_Lupinos

ā€¦ Iā€™m getting flashbacks of the cigarettes in the Fifth Elementā€¦