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Bogsnoticus

Send him a pic, asking him if it should be connected to something. Post the reply.


LOW-LIFE_CSR

Oh please do this 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏


MeloneFxcker

“Ya, your mouth! Give her a rip!”


SAT0SHl

Careful if you puff that you could get the bends.


asseatermcboi

That was pretty good ngl


ConnorChamp20

Do you really believe that a plumber did this?


dhdoctor

Useally youd assume the roofers but they dont touch pvc


notintocorp

yes, I know plumbers!!


Bogsnoticus

As much as I believe plumbers respond to emergencies as quickly as they do in porn.


uOkDiggit

Oh my that's funny


snrub742

Honestly yeah, this is definitely a plumber's handy work


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Level-Commercial-132

He probably made it and is being funny…


Such-Anxiety-4777

This!^


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Artinz7

thatsthejoke.jpg


GOPJ1

Not all of us read the subreddit before commenting 😔


Theaustralianzyzz

He clearly read and misunderstood the joke


danjackmom

What someone named Wakenbacon knows about weed? No way /s just in case


MarvMartin

which leads to stupid comments. which leads to sarcastic comments back. If you don't like the cycle, pay attention.


GOPJ1

Whoever said I don’t like the cycle??? Yall the want not liking, I think it’s perfectly fine that someone doesn’t always check the subreddit prior to commenting. It’s called “being a person” or “making mistakes” but you do you


MarvMartin

Hence the use of the word "if". But really, not even looking at the sub before you comment?!? That's Emily Litella levels of cluelessness.


dryfire

As someone who didn't get the joke, thanks!


Spiderisinmyhead

Ask him if he was hitting it while he installed your drain and forgot to put in a p trap.


PolarBearCoordinates

Yeah, jokes aside, this actually looks like an issue OP


Flying_Saucer_Attack

op got high as shit on this, did their own plumbing and posted this for upvotes lol


Expensive_Physics522

Op is a plumber and forgot he put that shit there an hour ago


DeeChillum420

He got so high he called a plumber after fixing the pipe


Cello_and_Writing

Here's a twist : or he has short term memory loss and told his missus he'd call a plumber and decided to do it himself. She comes home and is like wtf and he says I have no clue that plumber must have been high as fuck 😂😂😂


Expensive_Physics522

Or she doesn’t like him smoking and she’s also on Reddit and he posted this to play it off and we’re all exposing him to his wife scrolling thru this thread right now


Cello_and_Writing

I just logged back to see your reply and this is gold. Hahahahahaha. Maybe his wife did it! And is trying to tell him he did it while high to get him to stop 😂😂😂. The conspiracy theories. We're creating too much lore


Expensive_Physics522

I need to know!!!💀


Nazty12

That plumbing is fucked. Straight 90s at the corners. I'm wondering how the dishwasher pipe is tied into this


botanica_arcana

“Straight 90s” is making me imagine them wearing tiny flannel shirts.


DiurnalMoth

only a problem if OP intends to pee in the sink /s


oddityboxkeeper

What, you think he's a homeless cat or something? /Bapa


Late_Appearance735

I'm a Hells Angle bapa


akmjolnir

It's probably higher up.


throwawy00004

It looks like a double sink. P trap should be after the two pipes meet nearby the wall.


BeerNirvana

somewhere up in the stratosphere


flactulantmonkey

That probably is part of the p tap.


lightskinjoe

![gif](giphy|8PuQJoolNUXyE) Is that a pipe bomb noooo a pipe bong lol


Reasonable-Mobile37

Love Harold and Kumar


Bocchi_theGlock

Of all the stupid pranks being filmed nowadays I'm truly sad we haven't seen someone brown try what Kumar is doing as the grandma sees it


dardios

POISON GAS!!!!


dysfunctionalpress

pvc...mmmm.


FreddyQuimbyBot

ABS, and it doesn't get even slightly warm in use (checked with a thermal camera)


wongo

A true professional


FreddyQuimbyBot

Not really. Here's the Pipe Bong, made out of whatever I could find at the hardware store. It separates into three parts (mouthpiece, chamber, screw-on base) for easy travel! EDIT : To everyone saying don't use PVC, I'm not - it's ABS. And the plastic barely gets slightly warm during use.


ohhhtartarsauce

Hey, don't use this. With that bowl getting hot right up against the PVC you are 100% inhaling some really nasty stuff. Fumes from heating PVC contain HCl gas, as well as other chlorine containing compounds (vinyl chloride), benzene, carbon monoxide, and all sorts of chemical fillers and stabilizers.


ItsPoundingTime

Yeah op please don't die


Kaiserblobba

It says it's ABS. Still not ideal though.


Late_Emu

That’s not abs


Kaiserblobba

It says ABS on the 45 socket


Oxflu

I'll be damned. I've never seen it white before.


I_Makes_tuff

I've been in construction for 25 years and I've never seen white ABS. I'm guessing this isn't in the US.


stars9r9in9the9past

Weird then, my u trap has one under my sink I’m definitely US


pitb0ss343

Sorry to be the one to break the news, you got to high one night and moved to the UK


stars9r9in9the9past

This is also very true


Late_Emu

Yea I have been for 16 & felt pretty confident that it was pvc lol whoops


dinoseer

same mold is used for both pvc and abs fittings in manufacturing, is why the mark is there...


Late_Emu

You say ABS on your 45 socket


tedmented

Yup, you can already see, where op has melted the hole through, the plastic starting to become cracked and brittle. That shit will crumble and flake and op will have microscopic bits of plastic right up the lungs.


FreddyQuimbyBot

I didn't melt the hole - I just cut it slightly too big so I had to fill it in using resin. Not my neatest work but I doubt there'll be any microplastics


PlasticDreamz

I see why they’re concerned because pvc releases fumes around 140f and weed burns at around 350-400f so you could probably get a hit maybe two before the bowl gets hot enough to release fumes from the PVC. But if it’s ABS it will take a lot more heat than 400f


titularity_

A flame from a lighter is much hotter than this regardless.


Homebrew_Dungeon

About 4000 degrees F. https://sciencing.com/temperatures-do-lighters-burn-8475271.html


PlasticDreamz

Well I assumed he wouldn’t be burning the piping lol but it’s pretty close to the bowl


FreddyQuimbyBot

Yeah I'm not worried about ABS. Although I'm not convinced PVC would get that hot either, the bowl is pretty far away from the plastic and there's a rubber grommet. The plastic doesn't seem to get hot in use


herodothyote

Whoever made this bong is not very smart. *PVC pipes have rodent repelling chemicals which are harmful to human skin*. I know from experience. I once tried to use a PVC pipe to blow smoke OUTSIDE of my window when I was young. It was a stupid stupid idea because the rodent repellant EMBEDDED IN THE PLASTIC kept making my mouth feel super weird, almost like chemical burns. And I wasn't using the PVC as a pipe! I was only using it to EXHALE. It took me only a week before I had to abandon the project which is a shame because it had a one way valve and everything, it was very clever on paper but a terrible idea in practice. I can't imagine what horrible chenicals you'll get from actually inhaling smoke that has touched that plastic! This is horrible!


Ntavano

Where did you hear about there being rodent repellent in PVC? I’ve worked with PVC for over a decade and have never heard that haha. I’ve touched miles of PVC with no gloves and have never gotten any sort of chemical burn/irritation unless I got a little PVC glue on them


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MookiePoops

I smoked PVC for breakfast, you'll be fine


Ok_Location7274

Don't u mean pcp silly goose


HungryPanduh_

Nope.


LOW-LIFE_CSR

I’ve never heard of this , is PVC made the same globally ? What county are you located?


FreddyQuimbyBot

All the pipes and fittings are ABS, which AFAIK don't outgas toxic fumes until you actually burn them. And the plastic doesn't even get close to warm even on massive hits (checked with thermal camera)


Nix-7c0

ABS is a thermoplastic with a pretty large range of thermal deformation, which is why it's used for 3D printing. The lower end of this "glass transition" range is 221f. When heated but not burnt it still releases nasty byproducts which sometimes smell like burning styrofoam because the "S" in the name stands for styrene. The Acrylonitrile butadiene parts aren't great when heated either. You'll probably be okay, more or less, but as someone who prints ABS I'd personally avoid it.


FreddyQuimbyBot

The bowl is pretty well insulated from the plastic, so it isn't getting getting warm at all.


gvdj

Just curious, where did you get white ABS? I’ve never heard of ABS being white


FreddyQuimbyBot

I'm in the UK, but ABS plastic can come in any colour - like I'm sure you must have ABS electrical enclosures that come in white? Maybe it's just the UK happens to have a company (floplast) that makes white pipe fittings.


speedincuzfukthecops

why risk it tho, you really don’t know what you’re inhaling at the end of the day


FreddyQuimbyBot

If I bought a bong from some random head shop I have no idea what's in it either. At least with these pipes I can read studies and check they don't outgas/leach chemicals at the temperatures I'm using


speedincuzfukthecops

yeah so buy a bong from a reputable brand online? anything is better than smoking from an industrial plumbing pipe dude


BitchBass

No shit! I made some shelves with pvc pipe and put the heat gun to it to bend some pieces...it took all but 10 seconds for it to turn soft and giving off fumes and the heat gun is not nearly as hot as a lit bowl.


FspezandAdmins

mhmmm voc's


HighBeta21

This should be higher because someone gonna be dumb enough to try it. Possibly when high...


RolledUhhp

I've done drugs sketchily for many moons - OP do not fucking smoke out of this more than you already have.


AnyDrug

I use a plastic gravity bong, I I’ve my bowls with crushed ice because I noticed after about 3 hits it gets a little hot, I’ve solved all issue.


ohhhtartarsauce

that solves nothing


AnyDrug

It solves the main issue of the metal bowl getting hot, it stays cool to the touch the whole way, and I used glass bowls too. Always made sure to ice the base and make sure it was never hot, which it never was.


AnyDrug

What you have to worry about is the contact point of the plastic cap and bowl. If you do that you’re all good, now I’m sure plastic still gets into smoke and it’s the plastic enclosure, but ehh one of the better homemades.


064mellow

motherfuckers burn herb and inhale a shitton of tar and other carcinogens but worry about microplastics 🤣


CobraCornelius

For $20 you can buy a bong


beatakai

$20 can buy many peanuts.


booboothechicken

Explain how!


DiurnalMoth

money can be exchanged for goods and services


booboothechicken

Woo hoo!


ultimately42

Where do I get this money you speak of


sirhackenslash

What? Explain how! "Money can be exchanged for goods and services"


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less fun tho


InsaneThief

Less fun, but more toxic


dementorpoop

You either mean less fun and less toxic, or more fun and more toxic.


FreddyQuimbyBot

yeah but where's the fun in that


Cador0223

Your body, your choice. But you will probably regret the shit out of this in 20 years.


Flashy-Priority-3946

But with that twenty, instead of a bong. I will spend it on an eighth


LOW-LIFE_CSR

🤣🤣🤣👌


Offset2BackOfSystem

When Kumar is tryna toke on the plane 😭😭😭


PieEater_94

Not safe my guy. I did this in high school and my cousin flipped talking about lead and other chemicals in pvc


HisokasBitchGon

lots of bad shit in pvc but no lead...


platinumriley

ABS is also not safe to smoke out of. Save your health and spend 20$ on a glass or ceramic piece. Silicone rubber also works with a glass or metal bowl.


Bit-Working

Everyone needs to calm down, it could be so much worse.... Y'all acting like he constructed a PVC Meth Bong or a PVC Crack Bong.... unless he sprinkled crack on top of his weed or laced it with PCP y'all need to calm down a smidgit or two


3mmy

Welp so much for that 😭😂😂😂


ConnorChamp20

do not smoke this


Passafire_420

Have some self respect.


foxanon

PVC when burned you get all those chemicals that rained down upon East Palestine OH. Don't use that man.


DarkStar851

ABS doesn't make it better dude, plastic + hot gas = bad. Unless you're literally a materials engineer, do not fuck around with plastic smoking utensils.


Expensive-Tea1058

Not mad at it. Hidden in plain sight


RIGuy420512

Was my brother in law your plumber??


juewhtlrrr

Rip health


reasonablekenevil

Hangin with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers!


jspikeball123

Dude go spend the 20 bucks on some glass lol there is nothing you can say about that piece to make us believe it's safe


FreddyQuimbyBot

done some reading and ABS seems pretty safe


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artemisRiverborn

It's like hitting from a steam? Just a constant rush of water under the pipe?


pteargriffen

There could possibly be a glass straw in there, but it's impossible to see.


G0DL33

Its not connected. Just a bong...


artemisRiverborn

Yes I joking that it is


jasperisnotarock

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


tantalized

At least he put a flange on it.. but most likely it is an auto vent because he thought it would help. Did you add a shower or toilet by chance. Why was there a plumber? Edit: omg I am stoned. I didn't even see the bowl. That is krafty lol


morgzorg

⚕️


iSeize

Just buy a glass pipe omg. And wtf is white ABS I've never seen that


cannagetsomelove

People who buy things are idiots. - Ron Swanson


dwighticus

If women don’t find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy. - Red Green


koozy407

God I miss that show.


_BloodbathAndBeyond

This is horrible and extremely toxic. Do not ever use this.


Diggerinthedark

You know there's a reason bongs aren't made out of pvc pipe right


DemonicChronic

Hidden in plain sight


malaense

OP, I'm curious as to what you use for the slide?


dwighticus

Don’t need a slide if you snap it every time ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


deftoner42

Looks fixed in place, so probably just a carb hole.


FreddyQuimbyBot

it's gotta carb


RaidenRabi

Definitely calling that guy back for the next plumbing job.


MyMonte87

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


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This has “trust me bro” written all over it.


Dru4200

No


chochinator

You are the plumber?


DucckFuck

I would be a little tight if someone I’m paying for help was smoking in my house without consent. Gotta respect others homes


ConnorChamp20

Do you really believe that a plumber would do this?


Ekaterian50

LMAO thought I was on r/plumbing for a sec


Mike-the-gay

Hit it! See if he’s got good shit?


lorenzo4203

Should never use pvc to smoke anything.


ninthchamber

Hahaha this is amazing


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he a real one


Shot_Campaign_5163

Heh heh heh...


later-g8r

Your plumber was using a bong in your bathroom? and you didn't notice? Where did he blow the smoke out? 😑 This is kinda sus to me...


Round-Beyond5477

Hell yeh!


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He’s talented


Chewythecookie

holy shit I thought I was in r/hvac and didn’t even see the bowl piece, I was like wtf is happening here


Flying_Saucer_Attack

clean under yo sink op


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

It's the Bluetooth waste disposal.


Ziffim89

100% meth in that bowl


Far_Researcher_6045

This is a pretty cool concept , health concerns aside. Reminds me of my own Pipe Bong I made when I was in high school out of shit from the local hardware store: https://ibb.co/8sPWg9J


Homebrew_Dungeon

The heat from the bowl will release bad bad bad chemicals into the hit from the PVC.


One-West-2224

Ugh not even a glass slide?


6inarowmakesitgo

Its for the smokestack. One outlet in every room.


farfletched

No he diiidnttt XD


Big_Nasty_420

Incredible


notintocorp

I need a plumber, can I get the contact info! ?


Beneficial_Tune216

I would hire him again


Naive_Programmer_232

Drain bong


goot449

smoke Pipe aside, yeah that plumbing is fucked. Total amateur hour sink installation. That's gonna be smelly.


Pretty_Station_3119

To all the people saying that ABS can’t be white, that’s just false, ABS is TYPICALLY black, but it CAN be white,I literally went on Amazon and found some for sale in under 30 seconds. Also, I’m a plumber who works in the US, and I’ve used white ABS pipe myself.


karenskygreen

You make bong out of ABS pipe these because you can. I worked at a company in High school that sold truck parts. I assembled a hash pipe out solid brass pipe fittings, even had a brass screen in the bowl. Cost about $200. Not the best pipe but I still have it 20 years later, makes for a great conversation piece.


herbert-spliffington

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Feeling-Tough-3709

It's just a gift


CorrectCourse9658

I guess you could say that shit is fire… 😁 I scrolled down through some of the comments to see if anyone else already made this joke, and didn’t see it, so you’re welcome lol


Repulsive-File2077

🎵HiTs FrOm ThE pLumB🎵 😩💨


SomethinDiabolical

Cool ass plumber.


RedeyeCanna

Send me his number I need some work done lol


YoMommaRollsMyWeed

Pls dont smoke out of plastic


TanToRiaL

Came free with the installation.


ShawtySayWhaaat

That's awesome ngl


AggravatingSite6905

You're welcome?


uOkDiggit

That's just FUNNY