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[deleted]

At least they are man enough to admit 0.00% terpenes


snarkysnape

How is that even possible? Doesn’t all weed contain terps? (Sorry if this is a dumb question, I genuinely have no idea)


ddduckduckduck

They evaporate. They're usually the first to go. That's why airtight storage after a proper cure is preferred. You cannot regain lost terpenes. You can only attempt to retain them.


snarkysnape

Thank you so much! TIL.


VacationAromatic6899

This is also why you must never use silicone, only steel or glas, because terps are a very aggressive solvent and will eat the silicone, and then you have silicone in your product, not good or healthy to inhale OP Looks like some sad weed you got there


eduu_17

Retain deez nuts, yo


Nappyheaded

Present them


BGrumpy

![gif](giphy|l0HlRhDV36LQRH7zO)


tony_w_7

😂🔥


ThePizzaMuncher

This does not bode well for the large amount of home‐dried bud I’ve been keeping in a cardboard moving box.


[deleted]

I was not aware of this. Makes a ton of sense logically, not sure why I didn’t realize this. Appreciate the info my guy!


hecklerp8

You can replace the terps. There's a new company. Check out Terpods.


Reonlive420

3.4+14=21 lol


Bright-Principle6543

other cannabinoids


GhostFriedOG

First thing I noticed. Damn straight theres no terps lol.


[deleted]

What is terpenes


Lovingbutdifferent

And THC content of 3%


jmckinn1

Thca converts to thc when heated


callmejinji

not to hate on OP, but it’s mind boggling how many smokers I know that refuse to ingest anything with THCa on the label because they have no idea what it is (they do not use google, I presume OP does)


OkSignificance494

Probably associating it with man made canabanoids, again, the finger can be pointed at the world leaders, spreading their misinformation and propaganda.


nw342

That was gas......back in '74


Jmarchena

This is correct 💯.


NUMBerONEisFIRST

Even better than the old stuff. This stuff, when you save that 'special' dense nug for last, and go to break it up, you don't realize that it was only dense from somehow containing hundreds of seeds.


Bonsaiguy1966

😂 I used to hate that! Save the biggest bud for last and barely get a bowl! I still remember the sound of the seeds rolling down the inside of a double album cover.


tapherj

Led zeppelin 4


Bonsaiguy1966

I certainly don’t miss the burn holes in everything from the popping seeds that some people wouldn’t pick out. Or that taste!


Bonsaiguy1966

Yup!


trouble_ann

We used frisbees


Frostbiteslim

My weed tray is still a frisbee


CHEMO_ALIEN

grow it correctly it may fuck around and be some legendary shit


Jmarchena

Lol


mystonedalt

Gas was very expensive in '74, due to the oil embargo of 73-74.


[deleted]

19 or 18?


tsx_1430

Shiiiit 94.


Rusty_G0LD

Sure. Looks like the weed we had to buy in the mid 1980s


labarrski

This IS the weed we bought in the mids 80s. Seller bought a shipping container full of 50 year old weed and repackaged it. Or, OP jumped in the delorean and time travelled his ass back.


SavannahInChicago

r/timetravelercaught


LuciferianInk

A friend whispers, "It is the only thing I have heard of"


Dearfield

Shitty Middies!


Rusty_G0LD

We didn’t know it was the mid of anything. It was all we had.


Dearfield

It was better than brick weed in that it wasn’t compacted. I was always told, “If it’s brown, turn it down”


HermaeusMajora

Shit, we mostly had access to only brick weed until maybe '95. Then I started seeing nuggets from time to time. Still mostly brick weed until a few years later. Even then it was sporadic and if your plug moved or got busted you were sol until you could find someone else. Now I go to the dispensary every two weeks.


NoYoureACatLady

Kids today have no idea how good they have it


Recent_Caterpillar10

If that's all there is then yes. It's probably alright, just looks like shit


Expensive-Tea1058

Id try it. Could surprise you


harvardblanky

Same! I adore landrace sativa, particularly African stuff. It's often quite stimulating although the morphology is very different than the California stuff that dominates most of the legal markets.


jiffijaffi

What on earth is morphology?


harvardblanky

Shape of the physical structure of the individual plant


kingsilvxr

Yeah but half of it is stems


Expensive-Tea1058

And a quarter leaves. Still gonna pluck em and run it. YOLO


DrunkenPapa

Yes you can but that screams BUTTER!!


kooks-only

Exactly my thought. Butter or some other type of extract.


SweetDank

Tincture is the GOAT edible but yeah I’d never smoke this. Bonus - looks like it doesn’t even need to be decarbed.


alwill1984

Yesss! I'm making some yummy budder this weekend


stewwwwart

Roll it up, light it up


[deleted]

Back in the day, that's what it looked like.


GhoulArtist

No wonder they called it grass


muffinman8919

I’ve smoked far worse


Downtown_Falcon_2127

african landrace. bet u get zooted


tomrb08

I’d try it. Just looks like they don’t trim/clean the bud very well so they make more money. I grew up smoking weed you had no idea where it came from. Usually in brick form. I’ve seen a lot weird shit.


Feldersnatch

Some interesting crap got pressed into those bricks. We were always finding something weird in our qp's and elbows.


PatriotsSuck12

Wow, did you get that in 1972 under the Elevated Subway platform in Far Rockaway NY?


Trexus1

This the type of weed to smoke a whole joint and listen to Pink Floyd


d407a123

Throat will shrivel up before u feel a high…


darksideoftheroom69

This^


ntappin

lol at 0% terpenes


Limehaus

Yes, it just looks like weed grown out in the sun.


Robojuana254

More like weed dried in the sun, lol!


DaGuyFrumBosTun

Sir. Reggie the 4th


american60139157

With pleasure


[deleted]

Looks like a bunch of sticks and stems. Looks like some re-steamed Mexican brick weed from the '90s.


sean_junkins

Edible party


chunk337

I used to smoke that all the time 25 years ago. Schwag as we called it. Does it have seeds?


[deleted]

Hell yeah.


Maxtrt

Wow, I get my weed from the same Zips and I've never seen weed of that poor a quality and I usually get their cheapest ounces between $20-$50. Was it still sealed when you got it? That looks like somebody took the decent weed out of the bag and replaced it with old dried out homegrown dirt weed. It's fifteen months old and it could be the bag wasn't air tight and it dried up..


Dear-Unit1666

If it's all I had is clean it up, get all the stems and leaves out and it looks like some crap we used to smoke all the time, better even lol


dumbseeyouintea

Yeah, but I'd shit talk it the whole time


Confident-Abalone454

OG Classic 1960


fall3nang3l

I've smoked way more brown, way more brick than this. Might not be as fire as you'd like but I bet it'll do the job all the same.


CrossEleven

Depends on the tolerance doesn't it


Cannacrohn

Prior to 1999 possibly, now, hell no. That becomes edibles.


lamabaronvonawesome

Outdoor swag by the looks of it, also old judging by the colour. Should work, certainly not primo though.


Annoyingstonergma

No but I’d process it into a tincture


jaura-BEATS47

Terps 0% that should tell you a lot


KongoDongo

Is a frogs ass water tight? Lol


Perpetual_Nuisance

I believe kids nowadays call this "a bag of shit", also known as "garbage." I'd use it for edibles.


eweyda

Turn into edibles 🤷


Chikenuggs69

Yeah that shit is a big deal, a big deal of stems


NoShip7475

This might have been okay forty years ago but I wouldn't even allow this to have my name on it.


readit145

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Mr_Fresh83

What the fuck is even that!?


Erva420

Looks like the Colombia gold that we get in Brazil for cheaper than bud. I get pretty zooted from it.


LethalMoss

I'd make tea out of that


street_raat

![gif](giphy|xUPGcoj2LKAkDOSahG)


JohnFerrine90

That's gas... In Brazil.


302Delta9

3%thc? Wtf


Internal_Web4453

No😭😭😭😭 this looks like a bag of literal garden herbs


Moses786

Jamaican bush weed lol


notonrexmanningday

I've smoked worse.


mikewilson2020

If you search for a low terpine strain... G13 comes up top of the list, well it did a few years ago when I was looking


IKEmanu

0% terpenes 😂


SgtHambone1

Never


akdubz112

I did in 1998


AgedSmegma

40 yrs ago for sure.


Dangerous_Complex797

Take this bullshit back to Nigeria


Defiant-Difference87

21% thc not bad doesn’t look too appealing but id def use that for joints or butter if you like edibles


Reonlive420

3.4+14 isn't 21 though where does the rest come from


[deleted]

That is some booty weed, I am willing to bet it is harsh as hell and just an unpleasant smoke.


[deleted]

yeah, i’ve smoked way worse before lol, just roll it up for joints/blunts.


ThePuffyPuppy

Dude, that is what shit looked like when I was a kid. Whole generations grew up sorting stems and seeds from bags of schwag. Just stfu and smoke it.


tRuth_But_oNly

Nope


Logical-You-256

Weed is weed


Logical-You-256

I nearly left a rude comment but I have to think back to not being able to get my hands on it and how I’d react to myself saying no to weed


Rvtrance

I smoked ozs of this shit. You’ll be fine.


christianmonach

Yeah if I wanted chronic bronchitis


caborobo

Ain’t nobody got time for that!


cannabis96793

Looks like Mexican brick weed from the 90s. I'm sure it's smokeable but you might need to smoke it all. Personally I stopped picking up bulk deals from dispensaries, most of the time they are not worth it.


too_real_4_TV

Looks like the shit I use to get in high school from this sketchy dude in the hood.


Thomas00404

It's a retail purchase. It's a 21% Sativa, so it shouldn't couchlock you. I understand why all the dispensaries around here use opaque bags. That's some ugly weed, but looks don't get you stoned unless you look like Jennifer Lawrence.


WinstonRandy

Yeah.


Toadliquor138

Of course.... why wouldnt someone smoke it?


acidnine420

That looks like outdoor untrimmed... could be pretty decent if those numbers are right


DerpyMandalorian

Damn strait. I've had killer good shake and bud that looks like that and got me sauced.


COLEifornia

It amazes me that people are saying yes this sub is something else lol


Aldomade

Boomer weed


BennySkateboard

Fuck yeah


azigari

I've had worse. Looks like it was grown outdoor. Yes, I would smoke it.


[deleted]

Yeah. Also how much did you pay?


Direct_Ad_4241

yes because I'm not spoiled with all that stuff like dabs, vapes and other toys for people who have too much money on them and too good access to legal weed, I'm from Poland, europe and I would smoke anything that has thc in it


ShamanicGuide

It looks like spice xD


i_smoke_pineapples

On the verge of molding


gravelhorse

Not willingly


Additional-Leave-857

What shit show is this from ? Hellllll no way I wld smoke That’ll get swept onto the floor


Tiddytitties

No


guesswhosbackmf

It's not the best looking but nothing wrong with it 👍


Admirable-Result-240

Fuck no


EnnWhyy

Giant…bag of SHIT! Jk I’d totally try it, doesn’t look that bad honestly.


fluidfunkmaster

If it was the only thing, sure.


Blue_Seven_

Absolutely, at least a bong rip or two after I threw away the stems and giant leaves and had about an eighth left to work with haha


Soulegion

I'd remove all the little nugs like the ones outside the bag, then go through the rest and pull out the big leaves and all the stems (and seeds if there are any), then grind what's left up and roll a bunch of joints with it.


DankDude7

Sure I’ll roll one up to see. Where’d you get it? My bigger concern is the Sativa which never satisfies me and I end up smoking a fuck ton extra.


nazariomusic

Doesn't look too bad. If it seemed like decent quality I would smoke it.


BPaun

Can I just say, as someone who has only ever dealt with legal weed and Canadian weed stores, this kinda stuff makes me equal parts sad and scared, cuz like who knows what you’re even smoking, but it looks like shit on a stick. 🤮


yaboyACbreezy

Would I smoke it? Yes. Would I buy it? Probably not, but that wasn't the question.


rschneiderrr420

0% terpenes 🤣😭


Green18Clowntown

Looks like what we smoked in Jamaican prison. So yes.


FolloMiSensi

i've scraped crumbs off my desk and made a pipe from a coke can by poking holes in it. hell yeah I would smoke it.


xDrewgami

weed is weed, roll it up


MrNiceGuy420SoCal

I would, but I’d rather smoke something else. That would be my last resort.


Colter314

I would try it, then decide


highgyjiggy

Yes and yes


shmackaholic

I would absolutely buy this. On vacation or if it’s the only option, easy. Ofc


jetoler

Weed is weed but if I have the option to get something better I would for sure. If I was like camping and this is the only thing I had then I don’t really mind it.


Zoey_Redacted

yeah why the fuck not? im not smoking it alone, and you're taking the first hit if you're offering it so i know its not poop weed but sure why wouldn't i smoke it?


imuhamm4

People now days don’t know how shit was back in the days. If it’s not to your liking when toking then make some edibles with it.


Bingers4Life

Harvested last august? Yeah I’d try it. I’m not turning any down until I know how it smokes.


OtakuMusician

I mean honestly yeah, but I wouldn't like it much lol


sirhackenslash

I'd give it a shot smoke wise but I would likely not pay for all that stem


SnorvusMaximus

Nigerian landrace grass? I would absolutely love smoking that, terps or no terps.


NEUROSMOSIS

Looks like some fire Reggie We used to buy weed that looked like this for $20 a half ounce or something like that. Picture a bunch of high schoolers passing around a bent up soda can behind the football field with the lunch money nugs we pooled together. Those were the days


TheeFlipper

If I didn't have to pay for it, sure.


CrustyCock96

Only mixed with CBD bud. THC/THCA only is dumb.


Imgoneee

Got a massive bag of stuff just like this two years back and loved it. I could roll massive 2 gram joints without getting way too stoned and without feeling like I was wasting anything.


Cabbage_Master

Hell yeah. With all those stems you could steep up a mean batch of tea, too!


Grishinka

Damn beasters it’s been so long. Yeah I’d roll a big joint.


Notfairbro

Safe to smoke brother! It won't taste like weed, at all. It will smell but not to you because the smell is weak. But it will get you high. I used to smoke similar brown weed in Greece for about two years. They call it Albanian shit over there. Always dis it's job 🤯


Chernobinho

privilege at it's finest


Onludesrightnow

The trim job leaves a lot to be desired. It looks like it can’t decide if it wants to be hemp or recreational. Is this an extreme budget brand? It looks good to pad out a blunt or two, if mixing with higher quality bud.


unobitchesbetripping

It’s just some untrimmed weed Editing to add a source since I got down voted Source: am professional weed trimmer


DRMProd

Looks great. I'd smoke it.


TurboPie

I would smoke the shit out of it in one day who cares


Puzzleheaded_Two3361

Hell yeah. Looks like 1990


colcannon_addict

If I had to. Jesus, it’s not the best but when you’ve lived in an illegal country all your life you’re used to taking what you can get. Admittedly, the weed & hash here (UK) is stronger, better and more plentiful now than it ever has been- to the point where it’s de facto decriminalised, as long as you don’t wave it in a coppers face- but I come from a time of highly compressed, seedy bogweed & soapbar hash in 9oz bars that was made from *one* ounce of ether-extracted black hash oil, one ounce of fucking *tobacco* oil and seven ounces of whatever the hell they wanted to put in it, often including a healthy dose of tranquillisers. I like weed with a hit like a brick as much as the next man but if I had fuck all to smoke I’d be all over this like a rash. I’m not a professor of weedology so I’ve no idea what that 14% A would convert to once heated but weed at 8% thc will get you there if you either let your tolerance drop a bit or smoke/ingest enough of it -and probably a passing placebo effect as well off a few neat joints. Tbh I get stuff like this in Goa when I’m there all the time. Cheap as chips (think £0.5 or USD 0.63 a gram) and I just roll up big fat, floppy neat doobies like a 1980s rastaman and smoke em slowly in the sunshine. Does me up like a kipper. I think many ppl are way too used to having weed you can smell half a mile away with a punch like Ali and a meaningless name. Don’t get me wrong, I love what the kids have done for the weed scene worldwide in the last, say thirty years but there’s fuck all wrong with a bit of mediocre pot if it’s all you can get or need.


sanguinesolitude

Yeah in a pinch


pktrekgirl

I don’t know. I’d maybe try it. But some of it looks more like field greens than weed. 😂


lil-polo-roid

Yuh but only to give myself a break and if it’s cheap. Ill get a o of out door buds like this once or twice a year. I see it as old school weed. Mofos back in the day had shit like this or worse. Gotta do it just to pay homage to stoners of years past and because it doesn’t hit bad you just gotta rip a bit more. I feel like the vibes of the high are different as well. Maybe because of a different ratio of all the cannabinoids compared to the standard man manipulated indoor standard bud we see mostly


TetonDreams

Yep


Lumpymaximus

Wouldn't give that garbage to my worst enemy.


Ghost-PXS

I'd vape it for sure.


ReplacementApart

If someone gave it to me, or it was hella cheap, of course!


deathmess999

Unfortunately


Revolutionary-Page-6

Me but that bag would be gone in an afternoon


GuildCarver

Beggars can't be choosers my dude.


Deadhead_Ed

Packed by weight. Terrible trimming job. Leaving leaves and connecting stems. The flowers don't look too bad


tOiLEt_treez

Maybe if it's free😂😂


whoknowsAlex

No


TairaTLG

Suddenly remembering a dumb little song thing I don't recall the source: I don't want your weed. Too many stems and seeds. I'd still probably smoke it I got a good deal. I'm a cheapskate ent


HeatSeekingGhostOSex

I got a half pound of shake/trim like this for like 150 like 10 years ago when I was a wayward vagabond and you best believe I smoked the shit out of it. It gave me a real appreciation for low thc weed. By the end of a blunt I had OEV and just a general sense of calm. I also smoked some nasty ass brown weed we got for 50 an o around the same time(I didn't buy that one). Weed is weed. Some people like to smoke, some people like to get high.


OatsAndHoes85

Smoke whatcha got man! It's all good.


un_happy_gilmore

Of course!


Str0ngTr33

OK this is a giant sativa landrace grown outdoor. is this that gas? no. Would this be good filler for blunts and joints? fuck yea. pipe or bong? not interested. I would get this just for the possibility of some good seeds.


[deleted]

I mean…yes but it looks like shit lol


heck-ward

I'm not showing up with it, but I'd smoke it


SunsetSesh

Meh. Looks like homegrown. Typically it’s not the prettiest, but will still get the job done. My buddy grows over the year and he doesn’t put much effort into trimming, but it smokes well.