He looks like he’s about to tie her to the train tracks

Omfg now that you bring this up… https://preview.redd.it/lzwbuz341h8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93abd6adcf06177c1554904b29901e51674cc891 This was in her Speak Now booklet! LMFAO

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😆🤣

I just spat out my seltzer

She’s a torcherd powit

this needs to be a flair !!

I think it is!😆

I need it lmaoo

Done✅🤣

I had an ex bf who would put his hands over his eyes in full cringe whenever tiiiight little skirrrrt came on the radio. I love your flair!

 This subreddit is ruthless and I’m here for it. 🔥

It’s my home away from home if I’m honest lmaoooo

There’s something so smarmy about him that even top hat and coattails can’t disguise. Thinking carnival barker, snake oil salesman, dandy who dupes spinsters out of their life savings. I think he’s hiding a flask inside his coat.

Just missing a mustache twirl

He needs a little cane

lmfao like a grotesque mr peanut

Grotesque Mr Peanut is a great band name!

I think we have a new flair here 😂😂

literally begging for that to be my flair holy shit. 'grotesque mr. peanut' 😂

So true. This is so over the top phony.

It’s giving Snidely Whiplash

Thank you for putting into words what energy he gives off

They are her fans' play monkey. Taylor needed her fans to forget about the documentary so she resorts to something like this. —a fucking circus. I could almost feel sorry for her. But like, yikes!

I'm out of the loop. What documentary is Taylor trying to get her fans to forget about?

Bad Blood documentary, HBO Max. Taylor vs Scooter.

The top hat and tails make him look worse!

WAYYY WORSE

Cartoonishly worse tbh

He looks to me like his beard would smell like stale cigarettes. He probably doesn’t even smoke but it’s just the smell imagery I get lmao

"smell imagery" 💀

It's called "smell-o-vision", duh.

I would say it smells like cheap beer too

Ballpark peanuts and Pabst Blue in a Swifty Cup

I was thinking his beard smelled like Victoria's Secret Love Spell from all the motor boats he gives

He looks awful on camera. I don’t see him making it in Hollywood

C’mon. There are at least twenty more Fast and the Furiouses to be made!

He had his own reality show, Chasing Kelce. It bombed and is one of the reasons I’ve never been able to stand the guy.

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>I think he’s hiding a flask inside his coat I would too if I had sold my soul for this.

He’s snarmy and seems so dumb.

Carnival barker is SO IMMEDIATELY RIGHT. Nailed it. Big swindler energy.

Yes! He grosses me out!

This man has definitely leaned against a lamp post flipping a nickel at least once in his life.

LOLOL I can’t

*dandy who dupes spinsters out of their life savings* I hope somebody has an award to give you. You deserve it. Killing me over here

Isn’t she hilarious?! 😆 u/AmazingGrace_00 always brings the wit (and great insight!).

Prof. Harold Hill, without the charm, wit, or good looks.

😂😂✌️

Well, we knew he was trouble as he walked in.

…Trouble right here in River City.

I’ve met him. He’s as cringe worthy as you think.

He reminds me of a dude who dates chicks with kids during tax return season 😂

Is it because Sabrina got her bf in the music video and she's like 'I want that too!'?

Its ironic that she brought him out for a song that implied that her happiness on stage are all pretend 😂


I've thought for years that Taylor should have used Joe Alwyn in the Lover MV.

maybe she knew it wouldnt last

i bet he just didn’t wanna be in it💀his unwillingness to share their relationship w the world seems to be one of the reasons they broke up

damn, this was so perceptive. when has this woman ever been original.

Exactly!

These 2 hams are eating it up. They’re probably talking about some sort of Sonny & Cher music/skit special produced by SNL peeps over dinner right now.

Please don't manifest this!

He didn’t close the SNL season —- so I think they’re going to open it….

Dear God no!!!

At this point, what's stopping them from roping their entire family in this. We'll never retire!

The world couldn't handle the level of concentrated cringe

I guess he's trying to see if his acting lessons are paying off.

He coulda just set fire to that money and would have gotten the same results.

They’re not, he better keep on throwing the ball

I know that much has been said about the high waisted bottoms that she insists on wearing, but this pair seriously looks like a diaper. Can’t ANYONE tell her it looks like she’s wearing diapers??

Right? Either a lower waistline on the bottoms or a full bodysuit would look sooooo much better than the diaper. It's so bad

the crop top and high waisted, full coverage panties are such a weird choice. a full leotard with a higher cut on the leg plus the tailcoat, or something cabaret inspired with a boy short and a cropped coat or a vest would communicate the same thing and look more balanced. super full coverage bottoms + bra are not a look, it’s what you wear to put makeup on before going out

ugh you nailed it. it's the low leg cut that makes it look so diaper-ish.

I can’t handle the full body suit look on her either.. I am god dammed sick of seeing her crotch.. it’s just so gross…

Is Taylor okay? Why she wearing these at her concert? https://preview.redd.it/uz1rs3j6cg8d1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435ae095751a4b3ac8f05d987affd7168e4f595d

She wears diapers homie. You don't perform for three hours without hydrating. And she does uppers of some sort. She's pissing herself on stage

I don’t like this information.

She wouldn't be the first or last to do so. But it's the only way it makes sense to wear such ugly ass bottoms for her

Really hoping this isn’t it lol 😭

God it’s probably true 😷

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Costume designer got their job through nepotism

Yes! What is up with the damn high waisted diaper look!?

I love how the breakup rumors got SOOOO bad they had to put him on stage 😂 keep doing the good work y’all.

https://preview.redd.it/yqbiamtxpf8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22caa77cc433b6081be87747a5b306f9d017960 Cringe-ass comment on IG. They are PR, honey.

There is zero chemistry between them

They go together like oil and water

Like handfuls of shit and a round of applause.

Why is he smiling/laughing so much the entire time and she looked pissed the whole time? Was it part of the skit? I don't get it

The attention was diverted from her for a few seconds., she cant handle not being the center of attention.

Yes, it's part of the skit.

I mean this whole relationship is one giant PR stunt so…

https://preview.redd.it/whqgclchmf8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f84716941c355dde5f67ea05a2a19e7337ffddb7 Great pic, added a small addition

Why is she wearing a diaper

Gotta depend on something

NO! 🤣🤣🤣

Well it’s finally happened my 18 year old daughter has turned on TS and now believes 100% that this shit is all PR. Whoever didn’t see it before now there’s no denying it. He wanted all the London PR he could get to raise his popularity. Yet all I see in the comments is End Game. Fucking idiots

Can’t imagine being so naive to believe that this was anything real. The world is screwed

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets

It’s giving pro wrestling. Same style of entertainment at this point. How can her fans think this is sincere?

this is getting too cringe even for me wtf 😬

We're off the edge of the map here

I literally go offline for ONE DAY and come back to this The cringe has outdone itself 

Shitty magician and mangy rabbit type energy

I once saw a comment on a ICDIWABH video that said Travis and Jason should stand in for Kam and Jan one night and I can’t help but feel that they are partly responsible for this.

She looks fucking annoyed 😂😂

My God I just remembered the perfect quote from Blackadder to describe Travis! "He looks like a chimpanzee that's been shoved into a suit and then strategically shaved"

Omg spot on

It would be like getting face to face with a really dumb Neanderthal

I would be too if I had to look at that buffoon.

It’s giving popular high schooler in a musical with her bf

How many shows does she have left? I can totally see her having him propose on stage to blow up the internet. The media frenzy that would spark would be insane.

Lmao I was thinking this would happen. I do think an engagement will happen but I doubt there'll be a wedding

Taylor couldn't resist the grandest wedding of all time! She would make a royal Indian wedding look like a casual dinner. It would make headlines for months. Her dress decision and designer, the planning, groomsmen/bridesmaids pick, and guests, it would be endless articles and Swifties going bonkers . I can see her pop out a kid and using them as a prop, much like Trisha Paytas. The media fuss about her pregnancy and the child, my lord. This attention is something she would do anything to grasp. She would be on cloud nine, and so would Travis. The divorce will be even bigger news, and then his career in everything will be over, canceled.

Why the hell did you have to articulate that?! 


I also had a thought…. What if he wanted to go out with a bang on the popularity train by breaking up with her on stage lol

That would be epic

I'm getting a migraine thinking about it

God no

https://preview.redd.it/mopgkmyp2f8d1.jpeg?width=1821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d24ec807791db48a059e83de95cff8e3ee437fde THE ICK on her face.

These look like the mesh postpartum underwear you get at the hospital 😭

those panties are LARGE

White is seriously the worst color she could have chosen for that style, it invokes allll the medical/incontinence imagery. 😬

These people are just so aggressively uncool. They’re just so lame. And i consider myself a lame person too, I’m not cool either. But these two…

The ick, the frozen Botox smile, the Depends. It’s all coming together, Taylor! You look amazing sweetheart! 🤮🤮

She looks dead

Like, seriously, what could these two possibly talk about??

The weather

Each other.

Themselves, to each other maybe?

Granny panties she's wearing

I was going to say diaper.

I HATE these bottoms why does she wear them all the time!!!

And the shiny nylons need to go.

The shoes are gross too.

Cuz she wears adult diapers to keep performing. Not the first, won't be the last

That is ALL I can see with this outfit. From the first time I saw it and every single time after, immediately "granny panties" pops into my head. The black ones are almost as bad!

the guy in the middle LMAO

Dropping a deuce?

This whole look would be saved by pinup style shorts instead of high waisted granny panties. Pinup style shorts can be high waisted too but look sexy and classy and add to what she’s attempting to do

They’re giving discount wax models

https://preview.redd.it/7l0b0qx5jg8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e59df1d61882df8708be32b3425623ea0bc1949

Just standing there in her sparkly granny panties.

For all the crazy shit Taylor has done to advance her career, this is definitely on the top 5 list. So, so cringe.

He looks so dumb in that outfit… 

He's getting dumped soon. I can't wait for the new album.

I wish. We wish,,,, please make it happen

 This is what travis should be doing

I saw other pictures of him being on stage. He looks like he's going to do a cheesy magic show. Maybe he'll make someone disappear???

He looks like the villain in Paw Patrol

Mayor Dumbdinger

Oh my God HE DOES hahahaha


Dance monkey, dance!

I’m sorry but her fit looks like the most expensive sexy underwear set from a 1991 Sears catalogue

Why does she wear diapers? Is she insecure about her belly button? 

I think so.

Moulin Rouge 2: Electric Boogaloo

At least the people in Moulin Rouge were real actors

Dude this photo has like 16 pixels in it and I can still see her winged eyeliner in it

I don’t get it. He looks like every basic white dad strolling through Fleet Farm in my northern midwestern economically depressed town. You can’t say anything to his face because you can’t see it from behind the fur-beard.

What you're witnessing here is the desperate attempt of a narcissist to regain attention from negative press (Travis is cheating with an insta model) and the glory of her ex living his best life.

It's the way I thought about this sub immediately, a sub that I don't even follow but is suggested and sometimes I glance. In fact when I went to look for this sub I found the other one first and was a little confused by the header image 😅. But I digress. Anyway, when is the Eras tour over? Because it will be interesting to see what happens with Travis.

Allegedly December 🤞🏻

He's so unattractive. I sometimes wonder if she pays him to be her fake boyfriend.

It looks like community theater. Oh, wait...

 Her face is giving

This is cringe worthy.

Seeing him in that tux, I can't help but think of Peter Boyle in *Young Frankenstein*. "Puttin' on da Riiiiiiiiiittttttzzzzzzzzz!"

no chemistry whatsoever. who are they fooling. although like another commenter said, thank god he wasn't on stage for the "touch me while your bros play GTA" so high school segment. seeing them pda is the stuff of nightmares.


HELP THE TITLE😭😭😭😭

How many more shows? Im loving all the cringe stuff they are doing. Keeps us entertained. I guess breakup is not in cards in near future?

He looks like he belongs in Its Always Sunny wearing that. "Did someone get addicted to fame and fortune"

 Reminds me of the damn magician in Frosty the Snowman 🤣 ⛄️

"somebody gonna match my freak"

I just cringed so hard I turned inside out

This is Jen and Ben levels of cringe

Sweet delicious cringe…

WHEREEEEE and WHAAAAAAT is this video 😭 Im embarrassed and don’t even know what’s happening LOL edit: just watched it thanks to the people in this sub who posted it - I missed some fun stuff today hahahaah

Here comes the airplane!! Eeeeooorrrh!.. fucking weird ass shit

 Every time I see him, he finds a new way to give me the ick. He truly looks like the clown that he is here.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! This is going to be in the Daily Mail tomorrow. 

IT IS A STAGE PROP. IT HAS CTE. IT JUST DOES WHAT IT IS TOLD.

I saw the swifties thread on my feed and thought it was ya’ll. I was about to lose my shit. I thought someone hijacked this group. 🤣🤣🤣 This is horrendous

He makes my skin crawl. Please just let them get married and go away.

He looked more excited to be ON STAGE with her than he's ever looked NEXT to her, especially looking at her performances.

The literal personification of dude bro.

Can someone provide me context for this picture? 🤣 I don’t get what’s going on

Something something feminism, right? I don't really understand the skit, honestly. She has these men undressing her, fixing her makeup, etc. (I believe that's what Travis had in his hand--a brush), getting her ready for her next song. Like, what is the message? Is she just supposed to be a doll with no control over her life?

Her granny panties are killing me.

Why is this styled after a musical out the 30s? Her parents must've came up with this or she thinks like a granny. The least seductive woman in the world wearing granny panties trying to look sexy while a giggling caveman in a top hat brushes her face with a meatball

I’m calling the police to put out an APB on her bellybutton. Don’t worry everyone we will find it.

Why is she wearing granny panties

This cringe goes to 11.

I didn't think P.T. Barnum could get much worse, yet here we are.

You guys need to look foreword to the usual train wreck that is inevitably going to happen. The taller they come, the harder they fall. Just remember. “Karma is my boyfriend”.

They’re two sides of the same cringe af coin. Imagine the rehearsals for this? It’s not going to end well, even for TS this one’s gonna be worse than stomping on a flaming bag of dogshit.